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From Max:
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by the way, if you supply those to Malaysia, be careful at the border.. our KASTAM is really good expecially in Singapore-Malaysia border.
No problem, Max. I just gotta bring a few more DVDs when I reach the border/custom check.
In case the guard ask, I'll just give him a few pieces of the hottest titles and nod to him. His response will be "Ahhh, I see! Ok lah, ok lah! Go go! We're all men mah! Thanks hor!" :D:D
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I have seen a forwaded email of a scene from a porn which show a woman is eating the man's s_h_i_t, as the man stand and, err how would I say, pee on her... hmmm now thats sick? is it not?
Ok, I gotta comment on this. Very interesting fact that u brought up.
First, although I'm for porn, I never support such crappy acts. It's worse than any kind of animal can behave, you know? Even pigs or skunks don't do this.
There's also stuff that shows cute girls doing it with dogs and horses. This is even sicker than what you've saw, the one about the man's "sheet".
Humans and animals......can u believe it? Makes me vomit myself.
However, most porn viewers are not so sick as to pursue such categories. Most of us porn admirers only view acts between men and girls. Very seldom is men and men. Girls and girls, occasionally. Most porn watchers are normal people too. It's just the lust and human drive, pal. :)
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there are better solutions for that puprpose
Yes, but if you ever notice, viewing porn gives you a "high". It makes your blood scream with pleasure and makes your heart blast with that special feeling.
U can't get this feeling elsewhere. Drugs? Oh yes, you get high if you do drugs, but the kinda high is different.
It's hard to explain, but if your sex drive is high and u view porn, wow. You feel like God. I did.
Besides......do you know that porn can, in some cases, help couples to enhance their sex lives? And a better sex life means a stronger marriage. Trust me. Porn is not for kids, but it really gives adults lots of new ideas to try, as long as it's not sick.
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it is *much* better for children to learn such things from TV or magazines etc instead of...
Nah, magazines only teach you the ABCs. They tell you what is what, what does what, and which is which, and which is where. They don't show you advance techniques.
It's like a programming book. They teach you how to code a Hello World program, but they never teach you how to write a Office XP-style toolbar. See?
http://www.norse-myths.com/A-Mai-4.gif
Good day,
Hugh "Xeon" Hefner.
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Yes, but if you ever notice, viewing porn gives you a "high". It makes your blood scream with pleasure and makes your heart blast with that special feeling.
U can't get this feeling elsewhere. Drugs? Oh yes, you get high if you do drugs, but the kinda high is different.
It's hard to explain, but if your sex drive is high and u view porn, wow. You feel like God. I did.
Besides......do you know that porn can, in some cases, help couples to enhance their sex lives? And a better sex life means a stronger marriage. Trust me. Porn is not for kids, but it really gives adults lots of new ideas to try, as long as it's not sick.
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Nah, magazines only teach you the ABCs. They tell you what is what, what does what, and which is which, and which is where. They don't show you advance techniques.
It's like a programming book. They teach you how to code a Hello World program, but they never teach you how to write a Office XP-style toolbar. See?
no need for magazines,pornography,JPEG,WMV here....it takes me three minutes for taking ideas! :D
there are about 4 miloin attractive,sexy,cute,beautifull single girls in my city you can't even see them in your dreams.
no need to offer me your opinions!
these are good for yourself ! I find all such things ludicrous here. See?
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there are about 4 miloin attractive,sexy,cute,beautifull single girls in my city you can't even see them in your dreams.
That's the worst and most hopeless kinda nonsense I ever heard.
Sure, most Iranian girls are as beautiful or even more beautiful than their Western counterparts, but....the thing is : what's the use of seeing, or even fantasizing about 4 million attractive, sexy, cute, beautiful girls if they exist only if your mind?
The thing is : go the porn way first. See visually and hear audially. Next, you go out and tease the girls, be nice to them, do the right tricks and you'll be starring in your own........? U should be smart enough to understand.
Does Daddy Xeon need to teach such basic human needs to you? Yes? :rolleyes:
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no need to offer me your opinions! these are good for yourself ! I find all such things ludicrous here. See?
See? See what? Fantasies? Dreams? No thanks. I've had my fill just now and I'm a well-done and satisfied man. I couldn't be happier.
Such things are not ludicrous unless they're done with animals, see?
It's the way different culture works. These Western guys, and even us Oriental guys, we are all lustful. It's the nature of humans since the earth was created 4.6 billion years ago. What's there to be shy about?
I think I know. U love such things, just as we all real men do. However, your government has been brainwashing you and thus, you're confused.
No matter. Xeon still loves you and will lead you to the right path : the path that all men choose.
Come, take my hand, son. It is not a sin to be intimate with the opposite sex, you know. No no, don't worry. U're doing fine, see? Yes, you can be a normal man one day, if you listen to my sermons, my teachings.
I'll lead you to the City of Angels, and teach you all you ever need to know.....to survive in this world. Porn is good, my son. Just don't overdo it.
http://forums.codeguru.com/
Good day,
Pastor Xeon.
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See? See what? Fantasies? Dreams?
hey,not that far,this one,
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Originally Posted by mehdi62b
no need to offer me your opinions!
Okay?!
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I've got extra time for this...
sex vs porn. Fight!
we need sex...we don't need porn
sex is food...porn is poisoned food
porn is sex...sex is not porn
what is sex and what is porn
lemonade!...everyone knows that...and sex education is way differ from porn...
self test
!- are you a porn star :
a) helyeah b) er...not quite
2- do you encourage your wife to be a porn star:
a) go for it, honey b) you should quit that job already, darling
3- do you proud to know that your brother is a porn publisher:
a) big money, give me some...and the stuffs too b) don't even come near my place
4- do you pleased to know your daughter's ambition is to be a porn star:
a) what a great job for you, sweetheart b) over my dead body, girl
5- do you want to record your kinky stuff and post them to porn website
a) hey, where can I post them b) are you nut?
6- your sister is a amature porn star...and you think in your head:
a) "at last, I can see hers" b) "what's wrong with her...I must help her out from that"
7- you had found some amature porn movies...and the hot girl is now your girlfriend...you said to her:
a) do they seek for a new recruit? I think I can do better than the guys
b) you had quit that stuff, right?...what?..you still want to do that?...<you left>
RESULT
'a' is the answers: holy cow!...you're a natural born porn addict
'b' is in your head: tsk, tsk, tsk...you're against porn stuff
should we ban the porn stufff
"people always want to do the banned stuffs"...then, we must not ban anything...
"people know what best for them"...then, open more strip club...1 for each neighbouhood..let see who's know their best...
"they are not my family...why should I bother"...then, why should you go to their funerals...they're already dead anyway...
"kids will eventually know that stuff when they get older"...then, supply them with more porns..they must get prepared for this...
"it's ok for above 18, not below"...then, no internet for 18 and below..
"porn can't harm anybody"...then, we need University of Prostitution with Faculty of Porn in it...professional prostitutes/pornstars can do less harms...
"keyword: human rights"...then, 'lockword': doom to morality...'roomword': prostitution is great...
my stand
we would only like to think about the bad caonsequences to the watcher...but what do we think about the people that involve in porn production...do they do the great things in their life and get more healthy...opps, they can wear protection...I say: ban the porn industries...yeah..too ideal to this world, but if UN can have a resolution to this(any country with legal porn will be invaded:eek: )...
porn is bad to the watcher and even worst to the pornstars...realistic: banning them will not solve any problem...but at least, people get harder to get those stuffs...because not much provider and less people exposed to them...unless you think porn is great to everyone...
@Xeon: watching porn don't makes you look cool...didn't see the porn didn't makes you look nerd...but if you want give me that stuff, I have to watch it...it's a gift, and we must appreciate any gift given to us:D...
//but don't ban weed... :rolleyes:
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From Ree:
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@Xeon: watching porn don't makes you look cool...didn't see the porn didn't makes you look nerd...but if you want give me that stuff, I have to watch it...it's a gift, and we must appreciate any gift given to us
Indeed. If you want a URL that has all kinds of porn categories, PM me.
U're right to say that we must appreciate any gift given to us.
It's pure human innovation that we have this kind of enjoyment : Porn.
Imagine this, all you fake anti-porn guys. Can the average man out there on the street just grab any girl he sees and starts doing her? NO.
This is where porn comes in. It solves a lot of worldly frustration. It's healthy.
Wanna forget your troubles over beer? Forget it. It's full of alcohol and it damages your lungs.
Wanna forget your troubles and yet feel excited and live longer, all at the same time? Sure.
Porn is the way to go.
http://forums.codeguru.com/
Good day,
Xeon.
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Xeon, you know, your last post was very funny. ;) Is it the conclusion of this thread?
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please see,
about myself,I sometimes watched porn sites,but there was a problem
when you watch them you would need to go and do one(okay?)
and what happend if you can't find anyone because of many reasons?oh...you get crazy
so I stopped watching PORN and it was very good for me!
well,I'm a single man and 21 ,don't think I could get married till 50 because of economical problems
and well I can't commit rape at all because I'm not that brave! :cool:
so my only solution is to earase the problem by banning every sex,porn,love for myslef...I think this is the best solution for my case and I can be comfortable
well money is much more important for me than girlfriends,porn,sex,marriage,love etc
and now if I don't have enough money simply I should not get married and look for girl friends.
that was just my belief,it's very logical and right
is there anything wrong?
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From Cilu:
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Xeon, you know, your last post was very funny. Is it the conclusion of this thread?
My, I'm very surprised Cilu would even find my posts funny! Is the world gonna end tomorrow and that's why u changed your way of thinking? :cool::D
From Meh:
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about myself,I sometimes watched porn sites,but there was a problem
when you watch them you would need to go and do one(okay?)
and what happend if you can't find anyone because of many reasons?oh...you get crazy so I stopped watching PORN and it was very good for me!
This is by far the silliest and most naive way of thinking. Any 16-year old boy in the US or Britain would tell you that porn is best used with self-pleasuring(SP) to achieve maximum simulation of real sex. If you dunno what is SP, do a search on the web. There's an official term for it, but it's not too good to use it here.
The thing is : you'll get a heart-attack if you try this, and for some, it's better than the real thing, because you're in full control and there's no other parties involved.
Why in the world would you even need to find someone to.....??? Sure, a sex worker is another good alternative, but why pay the bucks for it? Why risk yourself and your life? Worse still, why settle for an ugly thing when you can see goddesses-look-alikes on porn sites?
That's the thing.
Good day,
Xeon.
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..all you fake anti-porn guys.
i believe this comes out as you assume its impossible for men to control and say NO to porn, well keep assuming...:rolleyes:
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when a man says its impossible,that means HE cannot do it..;)
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Any 16-year old boy in the US or Britain would tell you that porn is best used with self-pleasuring(SP) to achieve maximum simulation of real sex
well I think every 5-year kid knows that
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it's better than the real thing
heh,rubbish
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Originally Posted by Xeon
you're in full control and there's no other parties involved
no,it's inccorect
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Why in the world would you even need to find someone to.....??? Sure, a sex worker is another good alternative, but why pay the bucks for it? Why risk yourself and your life? Worse still, why settle for an ugly thing when you can see goddesses-look-alikes on porn sites?
I told you once,no need to give me your opinions!
you are seeing things from a compltely different angle than mine
//I realy don't know why I should have such conversations with you
//don't take it as offence,I'm out of this topic
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subject: to porn or not to porn... :eek:
a sad story
mrRee and Xeon living in a house (and they're both straight)...they're enjoying eating healthy food...but Xeon also love to eat and prepare weird food called 'porn-chop'; great taste, nice decoration but bad smell...they heard news that the porn-chop can make people sick(like not enough energy,etc)...
(this story has 2 endings, choose one)
1)mrRee advice Xeon to stop eating porn-chop and Xeon can't stop it bcoz he is so into that food...mrRee not take further step...over some times, mrRee feel weaken day by day because of that food's smell(Xeon is the worst because he directly eat it)...still no further step taken...
when mrRee is so weak, he has two options:
a) walk away...but no healthy place left because their neighbour also love that food...
b) throw out all porn-chops...but the smell is still there...no air-refreshener can fight that smell...
they're both lived but with deseases all over...and so their neighbours...
2)
mrRee advice Xeon and no different, still eating and preparing...because mrRee is bigger and tougher than Xeon, he enforce a law in that house: no more porn-chop...
of course...Xeon still take that food when mrRee not around, but the atmosphere more nicer than ever...mrRee is so healthy and Xeon not so sick(only some tiredness)...
legend: mrRee=anti-porn; Xeon=porn supporter(watcher or provider); porn-chop=porn stuff a.k.a prostitution; sickness= society desease(physically and mentally); bigger and thougher=majority and government...
strange denial...most people denying porn but accepting it at the same time...don't be surprised when one day, strip club is the famous place for children's birthday parties...
watcher->physically and mentally sick(because of 'abusing the lubricant' so much, have an effect for their later life...and 'mentally retarded')
provider(publishers/actors/actress)->this is the main concern...they share same danger as prostitution...
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Originally Posted by mrRee
"keyword: human rights"...then, 'lockword': doom to morality...'roomword': prostitution is great...
human right is just like a master key...they can open many things including a lock of porn, where people think "prostitution is great" lived in there...don't abuse human rights...
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Indeed. If you want a URL that has all kinds of porn categories, PM me.
//URL gift is a gift from spammers... :rolleyes:
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Ejaz : Is this thread is hijacked? :rolleyes:
Deniz : Not yet but we're working on it.
Ejaz : :cool: :thumb:
Max : :cry::cry::cry:
charming story mRee..:p
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Ejaz : Is this thread is hijacked? :rolleyes:
Deniz : Not yet but we're working on it.
Ejaz : :cool: :thumb:
Max : :cry::cry::cry:
don't cry...the hijackers are not going to kill you...they just want to give you some tooth-kicking...
[/QUOTE]charming story mRee..:p[/QUOTE]I bet you'll choose #2 ending...we're in the same boat...you be the captain, I'll be the fish in the ocean...
mmm...waht I meant was...you're in the boat, I want to be in your boat...no more porn for me...I'm sick of looking to beatiful-body-but-ugly-manners...
//say no to porn...say no to prostitution...say yes to...whatever
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[Thread split]
You can carry on the other discussion in the love/marriage affaires thread.
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Who keeps deleting our posts in this thread?
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IMHO: I think porn is harmful. I won't discuss how so. And I also believe that everyone has the right to make their own decision. Everyone has their own opinion about things. But it doesn't change the fact that some things will remain harmful no matter how we want to think that its not. :D
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To Cilu:
Hey kid.....if you keep deleting our posts like this, I've no choice but to report to the Chief, understand?
Also, you're the first buzzing moderator I've ever seen who actually dares to split threads into two. Buzz off, kid! :rolleyes:
In the next election, I promise you'll not get a second chance in office. OUT!!! :thumbd::thumbd::thumbd:
Good day,
Xeon.
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don't cry...the hijackers are not going to kill you...they just want to give you some tooth-kicking...
I bet you'll choose #2 ending...we're in the same boat...you be the captain, I'll be the fish in the ocean...
mmm...waht I meant was...you're in the boat, I want to be in your boat...no more porn for me...I'm sick of looking to beatiful-body-but-ugly-manners...
//say no to porn...say no to prostitution...say yes to...whatever
nope, don't mind being hijacked... as long they don't bring the plane crashing with another tall building:sick::p
Good start mRee, for me myself, I just started to say no to porn, so i can't be your captain, I just happened to have a boat, don't know if I can sail them safely.. just started learn to sail..
2004 and 2005 is a very good year for me, done lots of nice things, i.e quit smoking, Say no to porn, search for god(can't find Him yet..:cry:), ... in doing that, lots stuff came to me, made me regret my past doings.. :o
I think I got what I need from this thread, How people treat porn in their life, there are few opinions or thinking of people about porn..
1. No to Porn for everyone,
2. No to Porn for me,
3. I love porn,
4. Everyone love porn
everyone has their own opinion, thy stand to it, they believe in it, and I belive that this so called civilized world or civilized society, would soon fall below the level of humanity.. where every cruel things done is considered normal.
talk about porn, tell how many of the porn nowadays gone far below an accepatable level, and this would keep on going down as it is a big money making industry now in some countrys.. I don't think there is anymore porn which could be considered acceptable to my eyes, all are cheap & fake.. all are cheap & fake.. all are cheap & fake.. all are cheap & fake..
/I thought I am talented to be a writer at least, but guess thats not a talent I have either..:rolleyes: what the **** i'm tryng to say:p:D:D
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Good start mRee, for me myself, I just started to say no to porn, so i can't be your captain, I just happened to have a boat, don't know if I can sail them safely.. just started learn to sail..
so who's gonna be a captain :rolleyes: ...no, not you Xeon :p ...your boat is stink:D..
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2004 and 2005 is a very good year for me, done lots of nice things, i.e quit smoking, Say no to porn, search for god(can't find Him yet..:cry:), ... in doing that, lots stuff came to me, made me regret my past doings.. :o
why do u quit smoking..it's geat:D...good luck in shearching for God..it's a hard job...
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I think I got what I need from this thread, How people treat porn in their life, there are few opinions or thinking of people about porn..
1. No to Porn for everyone,
2. No to Porn for me,
3. I love porn,
4. Everyone love porn
so those are the conclusion :rolleyes: ...I choose #125: cheap porn for Xeon...
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everyone has their own opinion, thy stand to it, they believe in it, and I belive that this so called civilized world or civilized society, would soon fall below the level of humanity.. where every cruel things done is considered normal.
yeah, another word: human rights should has a guideline...
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/I thought I am talented to be a writer at least, but guess thats not a talent I have either..:rolleyes: what the **** i'm tryng to say
hey, did you just write this post..so you're a writer...
//still smoking... :thumb:
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From MrRee:
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so who's gonna be a captain ...no, not you Xeon ...your boat is stink
If no one objects, I'll be everyone's captain and steer the ship towards The Pornmised Land. Ahoy, Ree mate! U're the first crew! Who's next? The ships leaving for The Pornmised Land in 3 days time. Hurry! Free meals, beds and erotica provided on board. :thumb: The boarding fee is US$10.
Good day,
Xeon.
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From MrRee:
Ahoy, Ree mate! U're the first crew! Who's next?
what...only as a crew???..I don't like scrubbing the deck as much I like slacking on it...
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The boarding fee is US$10.
there are abundant of free erotica boats...what's your actresses special :thumbd:
//I rather scrubbing Max's boat with less viruses of AIDS, etc...
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what...only as a crew???..I don't like scrubbing the deck as much I like slacking on it
Who's asking you to scrub the boat, kid? The pretty cleaners will do the dirty work while you and me watch their stuff shake. Cool? Of course! :thumb:
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there are abundant of free erotica boats...what's your actresses special //I rather scrubbing Max's boat with less viruses of AIDS
First, it's not a luxury-erotica boats. It's a trip to The Pornmised Land.
Once we reach that blessed land, there's no turning back. It'll be a life full of nothing but erotica and girls, see?
That's why there's no real need to maintain the ship, as we're gonna abandon it once we set foot on that Land.
Anyone else interested? :wave:
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I choose #125: cheap porn for Xeon
No no.......I don't believe in even paying 1-cent for porn. I go for 100% free types. With ads, of course. :thumb:
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From MrRee:
First, it's not a luxury-erotica boats. It's a trip to The Pornmised Land.
Once we reach that blessed land, there's no turning back. It'll be a life full of nothing but erotica and girls, see?
That's why there's no real need to maintain the ship, as we're gonna abandon it once we set foot on that Land.
Anyone else interested? :wave:
you boat isn't safe...lots of shaking in the cabins :rolleyes: ...don't you just stick signs read: "no action..just watch" on every walls...
the Pornmised Land is somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle...check the atlas again...not safe for the unmaintained boat...and the storm is predicted for the whole months...
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No no.......I don't believe in even paying 1-cent for porn. I go for 100% free types. With ads, of course. :thumb:
so you're paying with every drops of yours...it's unhealthy...don't tell me I not warned you when you can't shake a drop out of you in your mid-age.... :rolleyes:
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From MrRee:
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you boat isn't safe...lots of shaking in the cabins ...don't you just stick signs read: "no action..just watch" on every walls...
No no......the walls in my ship are 100% soundproof and can withstand all kinds of screams and moans up to 123 decibels. Furthermore, the walls and floor are insulated for resisting-action, meaning that if you hear it from the outside, it's totally silent. U must be having a nightmare, I think.
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the Pornmised Land is somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle...check the atlas again...not safe for the unmaintained boat...and the storm is predicted for the whole months
What the.......? It's worth it, right? Once you enter The Pornmised Land, there'll be no job, no life, no family, no devoted girlfriends, no food, no nothing.
The only activity in The Pornmised Land is how best to try the next hottest position and all kinds of scenarios. Imagine that. It's better than anything in the world. Even self-confessed sex-addict Hollywood star Richard Gere would love that.......and.......I'm going to get him to endorse my ship. :wave:
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so you're paying with every drops of yours...it's unhealthy
No no......I'm paying only for the Internet bills(unlimited access per month on broadband, kid) and electricity only. The porn are all free. I don't pay any drop from myself or anything. :D
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don't tell me I not warned you when you can't shake a drop out of you in your mid-age
Nah, not to worry. The more you exercise the correct areas now, the more superman you'll be in future, see?
Besides, there's always Levitra and Cialis, and they're much more powerful than viagra. The scientsists tried Levitra on a 89 year old man who can barely walk. The next moment, his wife was screaming "Baby One More Time!!!!!!!!"
Her scream was so scary and loud that it almost made me deaf. That's the power of science.
Good day,
Xeon.
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this poor thread has become "Xeon's sex fantasy in a boat!"..:rolleyes:
/you don't ever come near my boat...:D
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this poor thread has become "Xeon's sex fantasy in a boat!"..:rolleyes:
/you don't ever come near my boat...:D
this is pretty obvious Max...what else do we expect from 21 years old kid having fun discovering his body's function and abilties... :rolleyes:
[b]anyway, the breaking news:[/b
Xeon and his boat along with the passengers sank yesterday 123 nautica from the Bermuda Triangle. They want to cruise to a mystical island called Pornmised Land located at the southen part of the Whorea territory. Anyway, because hte captain and his crews are having fun watching the passengers dirty action via CCTV, they didn't care a large iceberg ahead of them. The black-box had been recovered and this is some lines extracted:
Captain: Mayday, mayday..we got a hit by an iceberg and......darn, look Crew 1..cabin 023 is coming now...yeah, that's the way baby...oh, and our condition is getting worst...need backup...I repeat...need back rub...I mean need bed up...over and yeaah...
The love-boat also had been reported having a very great shaking coming from the cabins giving another hint why this thing happened.
The crew and the passengers are refused to be saved by a passing boat called MAX BOAT. The reason of the refusal is simply that they believe the island offers so much fun and they want to swim to get there.
Meanwhile, one of the dwellers from the Pornmised Land had been saved by the crew members of MAX BOAT. The captain of this boat remain anynomous. The saved guy is still mysterious.
Anne Unti Pourn, for Fox News, signing out.
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From Ree:
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this is pretty obvious Max...what else do we expect from 21 years old kid having fun discovering his body's function and abilties
Oh yes, indeed. I have so much potential within. My latest goal is to tame a 39 year old real woman. After that......once I've completed her, I know I'm ready for bigger things. By the way, guys......don't you all think older girls are hotter?
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Xeon and his boat along with the passengers sank yesterday 123 nautica from the Bermuda Triangle. They want to cruise to a mystical island called Pornmised Land located at the southen part of the Whorea territory.
Very very interesting.
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Anyway, because hte captain and his crews are having fun watching the passengers dirty action via CCTV, they didn't care a large iceberg ahead of them.
Very very funny. :D I didn't know we can use a CCTV for such hot purposes. I'll definetly submit this idea to CCTV companies so that they can use it as a main selling point for their CCTV products.
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The black-box had been recovered and this is some lines extracted:
Captain: Mayday, mayday..we got a hit by an iceberg and......darn, look Crew 1..cabin 023 is coming now...yeah, that's the way baby...oh, and our condition is getting worst...need backup...I repeat...need back rub...I mean need bed up...over and yeaah
Do you know that on my ship, the service crew girls all walk around carrying a portable mattress strapped to their back? This is to ensure that our "Anytime, anywhere" motto is fulfilled. We always pander to our customers desires. On the 5th cabin at the 71st deck next to the adult-only casino? Easy. Mattress setup, girl ready, action GO! :cool:
And no.....it's true our ship did hit an ice-berg and we almost sink. But thank the Heavens.....we didn't. The ship is currently docked at Jamaica and we're undergoing repairs. We WERE aiming for the Bermuda Triangle, cos' that's where the Pornmised Land lies.
Do you ever wonder why once ships and planes get into the Bermuda Triangle, they disappear forever? Because the Pornmised Land is too good.
That's why they never return. I know the feeling........I saw that Land in my dreams......ahhh...........
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The crew and the passengers are refused to be saved by a passing boat called MAX BOAT. The reason of the refusal is simply that they believe the island offers so much fun and they want to swim to get there.
Nah, the water was too freezing. No chance. We really have to wait for the ship to get repaired. Also, a very very senior US official has expressed interest in my voyage and has made a deal with me too.
The deal is : 4 US warships(USS Abraham Lincoln, USS Kitty Hawk, USS Roosevelt and USS George Washington) and 20 fighter planes will escort my ship.
In return, I'll bring him to the Pornmised Land after he retires from office during the next USA Presidential election(since he has no confidence in winning office next term). :D
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Meanwhile, one of the dwellers from the Pornmised Land had been saved by the crew members of MAX BOAT. The captain of this boat remain anynomous. The saved guy is still mysterious.
I'm the Captain, kid! I'm also the owner of that ship(The Splendour Virginia).
That guy may be a fisherman, I think. I doubt the media wants to know him too.
Imagine : the boss of an erotica ship being associated with a raggy fisherman? Darn! :p
Good day,
Xeon.
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Good to see you back Xeon. I for one am glad you are here to deal with
nonsense like this thread.
the world is so ****ed up because they are so many people who presume to know what is good/bad for others and are more than willing to force it down their throats (or at the very least lop off a few heads to make their point).
wait... I better stop.
Never argue with a four year old.
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From Soul pal:
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Good to see you back Xeon. I for one am glad you are here to deal with
nonsense like this thread.
Good to see you, Soul! I remember you...you were here during the time when Elrond was here too. :cry:
Where have you been? Does your return means that the old hunks are coming back too? :thumb:
Anyway, yes. It's good I'm back to deal with nonsense in CodeGuru. A few weeks ago, there were around 2 teenage busturds(less than 17 year old) hanging around this forum. They post one-line posts and stir up problems, talk in a totally unprofessional way, abused everyone, tried to be cool and even targetted me and scolded me in their teenie-speech every ******* they've got.
Now, these kids need to realize that I've been here even before their mothers got married.:rolleyes:
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the world is so ****ed up because they are so many people who presume to know what is good/bad for others and are more than willing to force it down their throats (or at the very least lop off a few heads to make their point).
Yeah, right. A lot of the Middle-East governments are doing this. In fact, even a certain Western nation is doing this too. We all know who that nation is, though. It's real sad.......why can't each country just stick to it's own guns and care more about their home affairs more? The governments of countries seems to be more interested in what OTHER countries are doing.:rolleyes:
Good day, Soul.
Xeon.
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Good to see you back Xeon. I for one am glad you are here to deal with
nonsense like this thread.
to keep up with the nonsense...here we go again...more straight forward aproach.. ;)
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the world is so ****ed up because they are so many people who presume to know what is good/bad for others
in certain issues, yes..but for the porn issues, no...
we all know the dangers...not only to the watchers, but also to the actor/actress....we put our society at risk...
when a dad put some rules to his children, it's not because the dad hate them..it's because he LOVE them SO MUCH....if he doesn't care about them, why did he bother to do that...
humanity is at risk with porn...porn EQUAL TO prostitution...the only different is, you watch the prostitutes and you start to fantasize and then self-pleasure...so, waht's about the prostitutes safety...ok, just grab condoms with their favourite flavour; strawberry, banana, original juice, etc...then they're all safe... :rolleyes:
what's the postitution offer us...an example how the human can be just like wild beast...u spot a nice chic, flirt a little, bring her home, do her and then just ignore her...heck yeah, it's totally fun...and totally beast... :eek:
so how do you feel if any of your relatives involve in porn industries, a pornstar maybe...do u feel proud? or do u feel ashamed/mad? or you just don't care...
yup, "just take care your own skin"..that's the modern day motto for us...but why bother if your friends got sick?...he can take care his own skin...
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The governments of countries seems to be more interested in what OTHER countries are doing. :rolleyes:
when you involve in politics...u'll turn to be just like any other politicians...they want VOTES...
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the world is so ****ed up because they are so many people who presume to know what is good/bad for others and are more than willing to force it down their throats (or at the very least lop off a few heads to make their point).
Whos forcing what down whos throat? :eek:
These are personal opinions, no ones forcing anything down anyones throat.
I'll go play on the swings now...
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Whos forcing what down whos throat? :eek:
These are personal opinions, no ones forcing anything down anyones throat.
holy cow! well said...I'll vote for your party next election... :thumb:
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I'll go play on the swings now...
but your daughter want to go swimming:D..
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Whos forcing what down whos throat? :eek:
These are personal opinions, no ones forcing anything down anyones throat.
I'll go play on the swings now...
Yes, I agree w/ mrRee when he said... "well said." :)
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From Ree:
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humanity is at risk with porn...porn EQUAL TO prostitution...the only different is, you watch the prostitutes and you start to fantasize and then self-pleasure...so, waht's about the prostitutes safety...ok, just grab condoms with their favourite flavour; strawberry, banana, original juice, etc...then they're all safe
Well said, well said! Why, I agree totally with you, Ree!
The world needs more righteous heroes like you who stands for justice and joy. U have the makings of Abraham Lincoln.
These issues aside, where's the 12 porn DVDs you borrowed from me last week? My nephew needs to watch it, if you please. Thanks.
(you didn't use my DVDs and auction them on ****, did you?:mad:)
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so how do you feel if any of your relatives involve in porn industries, a pornstar maybe...do u feel proud? or do u feel ashamed/mad? or you just don't care.
Now, these porn stars are not prostitutes. Prostitutes, most of them, always cover their faces and hide away in shame because they don't want others to know what they're doing. Porn stars are different. For lots of them, they want big bucks, but they ARE NOT poor. They just want to be even richer. Greed, I say. Prostitutes are prostitutes because they are desperate for money or they're being forced.
Ever wonder why a lot of porn stars/actresses/models are those slim goddesses who score 8 and above, outta 10, in terms of looks and figure?
Because they got the assets and they wanna make money out of it. Smart.
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when you involve in politics...u'll turn to be just like any other politicians...they want VOTES
If I become a politician, I'll turn a blind eye to porn sites, DVDs and magazines. I'll impose death penalties on paedophiles and child porn, sex slavery and forced prostution. I'll uohold justice and ensure better and more joyful life for my people. :cool:
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Whos forcing what down whos throat?
Soul is talking about how you're forcing something down some girl's throat. Isn't it, Soul pal? :cool:
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I'll go play on the swings now
Good boy. So, you finally listen to daddy now. Good!
From Cherish:
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Yes, I agree w/ mrRee when he said... "well said."
U're just a little girl, so buzz off! :D
Oh yes, you're another one too, Cherish. No wonder you and MrRee are so similar. Just remember to return me my stack of hot CDs too. There were about 7 of them, I think.
U know what CDs I'm refering to.
Thanks,
Xeon.
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Xeon : Your Honour, I plead guilty to actively supporting porn.
Judge : Good. I hereby exile you to The Pornmised Land for 10 years.
Xeon : But it's too long, Your Honour!
Judge : How dare you argue! 60 years! Court dismissed!
Xeon : Yes, yes! Finally, finally! Woo-hooo! :thumb:
:D :D .. and who is the judge..? he knows exactly what Xeon needs...
Xeon : Your Honour, I plead guilty to actively supporting porn.
JudgeMax : Good. I hereby exile you to The PornFree Land for 10 years.
Xeon : But it's too long, Your Honour!
JudgeMax : How dare you argue! 60 years! Court dismissed!
Xeon : No, noooo! Woaa-wooo:cry:!
JudgeMax : :D
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From Ree:
These issues aside, where's the 12 porn DVDs you borrowed from me last week? My nephew needs to watch it, if you please. Thanks.
(you didn't use my DVDs and auction them on ****, did you?:mad:)
those DVDs have weird Regional code...even the RegionKiller.exe can't managed to break the code...where did u get 'em..from Pornmised Land?...my DVD-ROM can't read it...so, i burned themn all...i'll give u its ashes..(in case u'r a gooney, it mean, I don't want to involve in porn anymore)...
so tell your nephew...Uncle mrRee hope he'll study sex education, not porn education...
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Now, these porn stars are not prostitutes.
Lemonade!..do u know where the word "PORN" came from?..it came from the word "PROSTITUTION"...just take out the "STITUIO" alphabets, and you get "PRON"...because porn is a reverse prostitution, they reverse the word "PRON" and it became "NORP"...the word "NORP" is a holy word for "National Officer on Refugees and Peace" and this can't be used to describe the abnormal act of prostitution...so, they make a little changes and woilla!...you gott the word "PORN"...learned some leason, old kid?..
now, u draw a graph of porn vs porn...you get "PORNOGRAPHY"...
you let them sing a song(ah..aaaAAah)...you will be the "PORN STAR"'s fan..
you make them eat stuffsd...you have "PORN STUFF" within your breath...
you can't live without 'em...you are a "PORN ADDICT"..
see..it all base on the evil prostitution...
BTW..u didn't answer the how-do-you-feel-if-ur-relatives-involve-in-porn question yet...have you took the "self test" yet..I wonder what's ur answers might be...
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Because they got the assets and they wanna make money out of it. Smart.
what the fruit!...read my lips: "wut..der..phroot"...this is not smart...if they're so yam smart, they'd been called by Steven Spielberg for his next movie, titled "what the fruit"...hahagh..u make me laugh, white-head...(anyway...haven't anyone told u not to use cheap hair colouring...now ur red hair faded to white:D)...
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From Deniz:
Soul is talking about how you're forcing something down some girl's throat. Isn't it, Soul pal? :cool:
that will be called as rape...not grape...
hahah...Judge Max has spoken :D ...you knew he is moer strict than Judge Dread...
//realist is a politician...idealist is a political book writer...they both create an imaginary world with their promises...
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Is it time to derail this thread yet?
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Ahh...this thread was going nicely till someone from porn-missed land came and hijacked it.
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I reckon we should talk about the tele-tubbies for a while.
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I think so too.. at least teletubbies won't be considered as nonsense ;)
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I reckon we should talk about the tele-tubbies for a while.
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I think so too.. at least teletubbies won't be considered as nonsense ;)
so, when they had turned tele-tubbies into a porn movies...
is it the porn for 3 years old kid? :rolleyes:
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From Max:
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Xeon : Your Honour, I plead guilty to actively supporting porn.
JudgeMax : Good. I hereby exile you to The PornFree Land for 10 years.
Xeon : But it's too long, Your Honour!
JudgeMax : How dare you argue! 60 years! Court dismissed!
Xeon : No, noooo! Woaa-wooo!
Darn it all! That's the worst kind of punishment I've ever heard. It's way worse than the death sentence and whipping! Noooo!!!!! :cry::eek:
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Lemonade!..do u know where the word "PORN" came from?..it came from the word "PROSTITUTION"...just take out the "STITUIO" alphabets, and you get "PRON"...because porn is a reverse prostitution, they reverse the word "PRON" and it became "NORP"...the word "NORP" is a holy word for "National Officer on Refugees and Peace" and this can't be used to describe the abnormal act of prostitution...so, they make a little changes and woilla!...you gott the word "PORN"...learned some leason, old kid?
No, didn't get it. As a matter of fact, that's the lamest crap I've ever heard for a long long time. :rolleyes:
Where's the connection and where's the link, son? Nah! Porn comes from some Greece or Latin word for sure. In fact, porn was born only around the 1950s, when Hugh Hefner(my idol, and also founder of the PlayBoy empire) published and sold the very first copy of PlayBoy featuring a naked girl.
After that, some government/management industry must have coined the term for it and it became a buzzword, like "dot-com" etc. See now, you-who-made-a-fool-outta-yourself?! 8-)
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BTW..u didn't answer the how-do-you-feel-if-ur-relatives-involve-in-porn question yet...have you took the "self test" yet..I wonder what's ur answers might be
Nah! If my relatives get involved in the porn industry, it depends.
If for example, my uncle is a porn producer/director, I would think he's a very cool guy to have such a sleek job. It's daring, it's unique, it's brave and it's totally cool.
If he's a porn actor, I would have felt the same, only that I'll only say it when someone asks. What's wrong with porn? Nothing!
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we need sex...we don't need porn
sex is food...porn is poisoned food
Total rubbish. Are u trying to brainwash the masses, son? Yes, porn is not essential. We can all live without porn.
But......you've an Internet connection, right? Your office has air-condition, right? U have a mobile phone, right? Of course u've. These are all luxuries.
Porn is a luxury too. Get it now, son?
We can do without porn, but......if it comes to us, why not?
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but what do we think about the people that involve in porn production...do they do the great things in their life and get more healthy
U are clearly misguided, son? By whom? Sigh.....
U see, son.....99.999999999999% of the people in the porn industry are not forced. THEY ARE NOT FORCED. They do it because they like it. Either they want big bucks or they are just lustful. For some of them, they feel a thrill when they bare all. They feel happy. This is how it works.
They like the notoriety, the fame, the rebellious streak, everything. See now?
Porn actresses/actors are DIFFERENT from prostitutes. A lot of prostitutes have very dark lives and a lot of them are being blackmailed, threatened(forced by violence, threats and physical abuse by bad guys).
Because porn is different from prostitution, this is the reason why porn is legal in lots of countries, while more and more governments are imposing limits and bans on prostituion. Some have even clean up entire prostitute clans altogether. See?
U ever wonder why sex slavery is illegal? Because these girls are being FORCED! Why is paedophile illegal? Because the child is being FORCED to do so against his/her will. With porn, it's not about forcing. That's why it's part and parcel of life.
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@Xeon: watching porn don't makes you look cool...didn't see the porn didn't makes you look nerd...but if you want give me that stuff, I have to watch it...it's a gift, and we must appreciate any gift given to us
U're finally enlightened. Good, son! Just send me a PM and we can share an trade porn links together.
In fact, I just discovered a particular category which might interest you, since it's quite a novelty.
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Is it time to derail this thread yet?
Yes, show me your true power. Unleash your Giga Thread-Destroyer if you can! Here I stand, Xeon of CodeGuru! 8-]
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Ahh...this thread was going nicely till someone from porn-missed land came and hijacked it.
The Pornster
He hails from The Pornmised Land,
he seeks no where but that place.
Entrapped now in cosmopolis,
his heart desires that land each night.
He the Pornster wanders street to street,
door to door and hole to hole,
asking a thousand aunts,
if they know the way to The Pornmised Land.
He gets disapprovements in his face.
But Xeon will set foot on that Land once more,
where the fair winds blow upon,
where the skies are always blue
where the lands are full of lushy beds and cotton,
where it's inhabitants are nothing but nude goddesses.
His name is Xeon, he will reach that Land one day.
Nice poem, son? I can be a poet soon. How romantic.
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I think so too.. at least teletubbies won't be considered as nonsense
I've heard rumours that grown men who're interested in tele-tubbies are actually paedophiles, which is why there's a lot of anti-teletubbies sites and even suggestions that the purple teletubby is gay.
By the way, have you all heard of how my aunt's friend's son's teletubby plush-toy(the purple one) danced by itself in the middle of the night, in the living room?
I'm not sure if it's true, but apparently, the kid woke up at midnight to pee and when he returned from the toilet, he saw the thing dancing there by itself. It's very eerie, though. The next morning, the mom threw the teletubby away. :sick:
Good day,
Xeon.
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Xeon, really, don't you have anything better to do? I mean come on, you are now writing songs about you and the Pornmised Land?
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For all you pr0n addicts out there:
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From Cilu:
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Xeon, really, don't you have anything better to do? I mean come on, you are now writing songs about you and the Pornmised Land?
I may be crucifixed, burnt and stoned to death, but I must impart all my knowledge of porn to you mortals. Only then will I die a good death and be resurrected. :thumb:
Anyway, no. That is not a song. It's a poem, and it just came out of my mind.
I don't even need to think, though. Finished that poem in 30 seconds or so while typing on the fly. :cool:
By the way, Deniz......what has kittens gotta do with self-pleasuring? Are you mad?
Also, don't tell me you never done that before. I can believe if Bush treats Osama to McDonald's, but I cannot ever believe that you guys here are so holy and upright as not to self-pleasure. Gimme a break, kids!
Even a 16-year old dares to admit......you guys are 30++ year old men already, k? :eek:
Unless u guys are afraid that Cherish will see it? If that's the case, I'll block her from this thread.
See you,
Xeon.
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I may be crucifixed, burnt and stoned to death, but I must impart all my knowledge of porn to you mortals. Only then will I die a good death and be resurrected.
LoL !! Nice poem indeed.. However, where is your album? just kind da curious to know!!
Waiting for your pics there.. Big Daddy!!
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I just read in yesterday's paper that police do random check on mobile phones in Malaysia. Seems like carrying explicit pics/video in phones is banned. Any news Max?
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Hotdoooogs get ur hotdoooogs :wave:
