walrus pills, of course...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
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walrus pills, of course...Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
We don`t use Vacuum Cleaner from 1755 (by galaxy time :D ), We have ionic cleaners, which ionize all dust particals, and then simply remove them with magnetic field :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
look! Chef Deniz's here...hurry up guys...grab your plate...the meals will be delivered soon.. :D
it's all about speed, Chef Deniz...you had been left behind almost 236 sand-bottles and 35 lamp posts...you wanna win this race or not?...get on your donkey and catch up Judge Max on his tortoise...hey, Judge Max!...slow down your tortoise when you enter the pit-stop...you might kill someone like that... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Chef Deniz
dear Chef Deniz,Quote:
btw polar bears are from the northern hemisphere, antarctica is in the southern hemisphere. :D
this is your first last-warning...if you got your third last-warning, we have to spam you with penguins fodders...our "search tools" must be used before you want to post your post...
for the matter you mentioned above, a post had been sent by our member to clarify that matter...just ask your "penguin-in-toilet" at the left bottom of your screen...if you got this message by mistake, please inform us at this page: www.worldwideweed.porn/complain/buzzoff...and your message will not be read and will be deleted by our automatic responce machine...
Best Regards,
Harpoon Editor!
McRat
Ever wonder why Xeon keeps dissapearing?
We'll find his user name & avatar buried in a shallow grave down Dead Weasel Road one day...
Be careful so it doesn't happen to you. ;)
all raise!...another wise comment from our judge...keep up the good work...the-huge-migration theory researched by Prof. Edward Horney....listen carefully... :eek:<---with your ears, not your eyes...Quote:
Originally Posted by Judge Max
there was a civil war erupted within the north pole between 3 groups of polar bears...the winner, the 1st group can migrate to south pole....the beaten, the 2nd group stay..and the stupid, the 3rd group migrated to zoo....so, tough strong wise polar bears now occupied the south pole which is Antartica!!..
why don't you mentioned it earlier.....walrus pills are illegal now at Antartica...even though the pills can make someone see through a wall, the side effect is horrible...the user will become blind...so, what is the advantage to see through a wall if they can't see a thing....Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I recommend snow pills...grab a snow and put it in a shoe...eat it when you feel bored...the shoe taste like a shoe, and the snow taste like a shoe...good for stomach ache... :D
cool...you can won a nobel prize by that!....if I not mistaken, you work in a police interogation room right:D....so, how's your room....still messy?...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
yes, Chef Deniz...what can I help you?..Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
yup...sometimes, I guess...Quote:
Ever wonder why Xeon keeps dissapearing?
you have any hint about that?...Quote:
We'll find his user name & avatar buried in a shallow grave down Dead Weasel Road one day...
I'm a healthy Antartican....I don't kill anyone :rolleyes:...but if I got banned, who cares...I'm the unwanted member after all... :cool:Quote:
Be careful so it doesn't happen to you. ;)
BTW....Xeon is a cool dude...maybe people can't take his joke well...now, he's learn how to control himself:D...
a great fact that shows, ANtarticans are more advanced in technology....
//harpoon...where's my harpoon..Quote:
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian archeologists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American archeologists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: "US archeologists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Antartican press reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500m, Antartican archeologists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones."
i'm a fool...
excuse me if I drool...
i know it wasn't cool...
but I'm a fool...
I'm so ugly...I cut my hair...
I'm so stoopid...I got grade 2...
I'm a loser...and you don't care...
minimize...sacrifice...don't think twice...that's my advice...
I don't Pit you fruiter!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ree
yeah, but its still a mistery on how they migrated.. two theory's proposed on this issue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ree
1- the polar bears dig a hole all the way to the south..
2- they were given lift from north to south by a man in a boat. Scientists believed that the boat owner was on his quest to search for the sacred pornmised land.. no one knows if he ever rached it..:D
and if you ask why did they migrate.. hmmm tell me first why did the chicken cross the road.. they both have the same reason..:p
hi guys!
what is it about this "fruit" thing?? and how is antartica today?
and how did you fill up your tortoise's tank and change its legs...Kimi Raikonen also have to do that...BTW, what is your tortoise top-speed...5mmph?..:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Judge Max
sometimes, the mystery is better be a mystery....but mrRee is an Antartican..no mystery 'bout that...and McRat is a famous menu in McDon'tKnow restaurant..buy 1, get free toys...Quote:
yeah, but its still a mistery on how they migrated..
because they have a free will to cross or not to cross the road...and the car or truck have the free will to run over them:D...Quote:
and if you ask why did they migrate.. hmmm tell me first why did the chicken cross the road.. they both have the same reason..:p
you didn't know about fruit? :eek: ...ay ay...after a flower blossoms and some agents make it fertiled, voila! the fruit came...so, when you eat a fruit, the fruit will yelling at you "yam you fruiting fruit fruiter!!"... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cherish
fruiting great!...Antartica is snowing today...don't know about tomorrow...but the TV said, it will snow tomorrow...maybe the TV is right with their prediction...:DQuote:
and how is antartica today?
a bit of secret of Antarticans' discoveries...from the file of Dr. Hampeh...
a) the biggest animal on earth is not whales...but a fat bloke called Killo lived in an igloo down the 24th Gnitshire road...his tummy can store 2 full-grown sperm whales...he died after he swallowed 3 sperm whales...
b) eruption of a volcano is a result due to the earth spin...sometimes, the earth felt dizzy because of the spinning and vomit some dirty larva...
c) the moon can reflect the sun light in the night even though it has a really rough skin...this is because the moon use the night cream before it goes to sleep...but during the day, it skin become rough again because of the direct expose to UV light....that's why it can't reflect the sun light on the daytime...
d) why an ant colony didn't have king, but a queen instead...actually, they have a king!!!...researchers believed that, the king is somewhere in the middle of the workers struggling with the working-class ants to establish their better life...but the queen is a fat lazy ant that just slacking around its room...
e) seven days is a perfect day for a week...why?..because, in a week, we have 168 hours...as a day must have 24 hours, so we have 7 days in a week...
f) how electrons orbiting the nucleus?...actually, they posses their own car by making a loan from the proton...that's why the electron will be signed with -ve sign...furthermore, when they can't pay back the loan, they will escape from its orbit...
[b]Dr. Hampeh is a Notbad prize winner in 1923 for his astonished research...
we had held a survey about what people think of Antartican...several random people had been asked while they are having their troubled time to get a Nightwish concert tickets...
here are some snipet from what we'd got:
researcher: do you know where is Antartica?
Brekmok F.: fruit you..
Natalie: talk to my chest!..
Ramones: in my pocket..
researcher: did you know there're Antarticans in Antartics?
Brekmok F.: fruit you...
Natalie: do you have 10 bucks..
Ramones: weird...are they the real snowman..
researcher: Antarticans lived in igloo...did you know that?
Brekmok F.: fruit you..back off
Natalie: thanks for your 10 bucks...
Ramones: ah! igloo..that's what I had for breakfast...
researcher: if you meet an Antartican...what would you like to say?
Brekmok F.: grrr...fruit you..
Natalie: do you like my snake tatoo...yup, on my chest..
Ramones: Merry Christmas...yes, that'll be the word..
researcher: I'm an Antartican...thanx for your co-operation..
Brekmok F.: fruit you!...are you deaf?..
Natalie: any free gift?..
Ramones: holy sh...oh!..Merry Christmas...
we had made a conclusion from that:
a) Brekmok F. is a fruiting junk with smelly armpit...we had punched his stomach on the way back..
b) everyone have to queue up to get their Nightwish tickets...or just cut the queue..or buy from several man standing on the corner...
c) don't ask anyone that have to standing 6 hours straight...they will yell at you...
d) when you give 10 bucks, you can go to Natalie's home..
e) everyday is Christmas day in Antartica...
Was he astonished while researching or later on ?Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
It`s easy to explaine. When we test it at first, there was an accident. After the story of this accident was even created a computer game, HalfLife :D . But in the real life thre was no proffesor Freeman, but all the rest facts are the same. So after this accident we try not to use it too often :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
holy snow!...this is a very hard question...because, you know...he's still dead in his graveyard:p...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahir
fruit!...you almost got me...I really had thought that you'll gonna invent the ionizer magnetic cleaner...until you give the big evil grin... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
Half Life...never play that...but I used to play CS(Counter Strike)...and I'm the crapiest among all...I use pistol, they kill me with knife...I use SMG, they killed me with pistol...I use Styer, they kill me with SMG...I use Sniper, they killed me with knife!!.....I only can win against bot, if any(low level bot, of course)...
man, I guess I'm not a natural gamer...I'm totally sux.. :D
vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaner...use our vacuum cleaner...hello...is anybody there...we have vacuum cleaner...:DQuote:
So after this accident we try not to use it too often :D
today is a :thumb: day...walking down the snowy hills wearing my :cool: looking for food, I saw a :sick: penguin...so, I :rolleyes: for a moment...should I save him or I just eat him...then I :D...yes, eat him...but then, I :(...I must save him...
when I try to touch him, it get :mad:...yam!...what a stubborn penguin...I grab its flippers and make him :p...I check its tounge...its tounge is sore...before I can treat its injuries, it kick me in my...
in a split second, I punch its tummy...it :eek: becauze of my strong blow...
when I get home, I cook dead penguin stew..yep, the penguin is the menu....but I :confused:...why it taste like a walrus...
//who changed the water...it's blocked...unprofessional!!...
warghahahaha!!!...99.992% of the post in this thread are mine!!!....
Antartican rulez...penguins are defeated...polar bears are weaken...seals are fried...walrus had lost their fangs...snow wolves are reigned!!!.....
Ice Age is coming back!!!...watch out...
That is the first undisputable truth revailed in this thread... ;)Quote:
Ice Age is coming back!!!...watch out...
yeah.. and i can't wait...:thumb::thumb::thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Vacuum Cleaner, well, we will try it, but we need to utilize atomic bombs from fromer soviet union, so we decided to use them instead vacuum cleaner, there will be no bacterias or somthing else :D . And there will be no need to clean :D . But if this will not work, our last chance will be vacuum cleaner ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
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life is a waterfall...we wind through a river and wind again after the fall...
[...]
because we're the one who wanna play...
always wanna go but you never wnat to stay...
because we're the one who want to choose...
always wanna play but you never wanna loose
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Aerials... in the sky
when you loose small mind
You free your life
Aerials, so up high
When you free your eyes eternal prize
master Darth Cilu...the truth is always a part of lies....I lied about the Ice Age and you find a truth in it?...hear me...I need sugar in my tea...and sometimes bull drops a smelly thing:D...unless stated otherwise:D...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
waiting for what?...waiting for a bus?....you got your tortoise-bike already...http://www.obvious.fsnet.co.uk/nobby/tortoise.jpg..remember?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Judge Max
want an absolute 0K environment?...come join the crowd...new bomb in the market...the snow bomb...with money-back guarantee...only $0.99...it came with 3-easy-step manual...buy, throw and die...suitable for outdoor and indoor damages...hurry!...available in 3 cute colours...white, white and white...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
no-no...bacterias can't lived in a vacuum space...they need Hidrogen to breath...or Hillium or stuff like that.. :DQuote:
so we decided to use them instead vacuum cleaner, there will be no bacterias or somthing else
Mister NoHero...I know real well about 2 dots...but not 3 dots...did the women had evolved their chest??:p ...scary!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
anyway...the SOAD lyrics...the we-wind-through-a-river-and-wind-again-after-the-fall part is actually wrong...my cerebellum was frozen that day...greeeeen....
//is it my turn yet?...
don't be silly...don't trust scientists...don't sweat...don't laugh...don't hesitate...just read this pure facts about the penguins...you'll never regret...
penguins is not in bird family...they're actually the family of harpoon...check this out...
harpoon can't fly...so the penguins...
harpoon can't eat...so the dead penguins...
harpoon can kill...so the angry penguins...
harpoon is 7-letter word...so the penguin...
harpoon is a thing...penguins is another thing...
convinced?...hear some more...
penguins is a harmless creatures...you smack 'em, they fart...that's all...
penguins wore tuxedo...nah!...that's silly...they wear dipers...that's why they walk like penguins...
penguins are genius...they lived mostly in Antartica...where Antarticans love to eat them...
penguins hate ducks...they believed that ducks mocked them by imitating their walking style...
2 big bluff of scientists about penguins...
penguins take care their eggs?...NO...the eggs is taken care by penguins...
penguins have 2 genders...NO...they have 3 genders...female penguins, male penguins and egg penguins...
before you can believe in this facts, one more thing you should remember...penguins is not the wicked guy in Batman movies...Batman is the wicked one...he eats bats...a lot of bats...and that is bad..
:D i thought duck the one hate pinguins..:pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Are we still in antarctica? Because if im not mistaken you failed to mention eskimo code iiib) "unless it's yellow, in which case you must never eat it"Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
bingo!...you're right...they had mutual hate...ducks always migrate to find penguins to mock them...so most penguins seek asylum in Antartica:D...Quote:
Originally Posted by Judge Max
a penguins sneaking into your kitchen trying to steal your fishes?(and you catch the penguin for your dinner)....the temperarure is absolute 0K in your backyard?...if yes...you're in ANTARTICA...Quote:
Originally Posted by nanook
Antarctica is the south pole...but Antartica is unexplored part of the Antarctica...must be clear 'bout that:D...
bravo!!...at last, someone can spot the odd...Quote:
Because if im not mistaken you failed to mention eskimo code iiib) "unless it's yellow, in which case you must never eat it"
in #iii acts...the "if you want" had been added...let it be yellow or any colour, if they want, no one can stop them:D...human rights...
but my walrus had enforced the interesting acts in #vii...not compulsary....everybody loves this law;)....
//roll roll...
[THREAD SUSPENDED]
due to some protests, this thread had been closed...the incoherent discussions in this thread had disturbed the prestige of this site....so please don't continue this junx anymore at anytime!!!...the violaters will be punished to clean the penguins cage...
Crohpus Limpus (translated: yeah, you hear it right)...:D
Three dot's express something like "nothing more to say"... And well I knew the lyrics are wrong. Anyway I recognized them... Do you recognize those?Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
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Sweet berries ready for two ghosts are no different than you.
Ghosts are now waiting for you.
Are you...
Sweet berries ready for two ghosts are no different than you.
Ghosts are now waiting for you.
Are you...
Dreaming! Dreaming the night! Dreaming all right!
Do we! Do we know, when we FLY?
When we, when we go
Do we die?
actually, suspended thread cannot be replied...but, because of my human rights, I'll ignore the protestors:D...
yeik..I thought you want to say something about the 2 dots with an extra dot:rolleyes:...chest, chest...Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
that was easy....anymore question...;)...Quote:
And well I knew the lyrics are wrong. Anyway I recognized them... Do you recognize those?
its cold in here... brrrrr
evolve, Max...evolve like Antarticans did:D...surely you'll never cold again...0K is nothing :p...Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
hey, Max...what's the penguin's name...and where did they live...their occupation maybe, if you know....that's my pet polar bear, Biggie they're messing with...no wonder he got an heart-attack yesterday...now, I know its reason...
I'd told Biggie to control his eating habits...now he is fat like a cow...that's why he got heart-desease...or should I called him boing-boing... :D
//...pranksters...:D
when this thread gonna be off-track?....just off-track
hmm a penguin writting programs in windows..?? :eek:
snowy igloo!!...you've got a penguin to do your work?!...what a plan...no one will ever noticed that you're slacking somewhere else...not to mentioned, the penguin do the great job to disguise as you:D...Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
//I didn't log out?...yam!...I thought I had close this already!!!!....am I daydreaming...or just stoned.... :mad:
because of my boredom had grew up till my nose....I'll post a junx before I sleep................of course....a nonsense :eek:................
time: several minutes ago, about 2 hours later..
location: somewhere near an igloo mansion
how it begins: on the way to junkyard, stopped at 7-11 for my cigs, stepped out and saw a huge walrus doing a push-up
then: I laughed at him before he chased me down the street
and then: he caught me at my left hairs, but I managed to cut off my hair fast...
all of the sudden: came a penguin with a gun, pointed the gun at me while choking his sandwich
so, as usual: I looped back before bumped into the fat walrus' stomach
guess what: his stomach was so big he didn't have to buy a fridge to store the beers...
feeling tough: I pinch his chest right at his nipple...he squeak...
so: I ran again...
but: I hear a gun shot...I thought it just the burping sound of the walrus...
actually: that was the sound of the penguin making rude noise with his armpit...
still running: I can't heard nothing except my footsteps...
so I thought: I was safe...
that's why: I stopped at the Japanese restaurant for my tea break...
unfortunately: I'd got only $1 in my bank account...
and: $100 in my pocket...
after eating: I didn't pay the bills
because: I'm the owner of the restaurant..
at noon: I went to sleep...
after: having my mixed cigs..
do you believe this?
I hope he is writing in Linux, or even makes viruses for Windows :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
penguins are holy-sweet-godam-brain-cracking-genius when come in virus-making industry...developing a multi-platform virus with one eye closed is their expertise...just name it, they got it...:D...so now, UNIX, Mac or Windows users had been warned:D...Antarticans will rule every piece of land on earth....Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
<<<ANTARTICAMANIA>>>
And this is very old proverb (it`s often to hear from Linux users)
In the world without fences and walls who need windows and gates
Hahahaha... LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
BTW: In South Africa we had BMW add going around for a while (stopped now) where a Z3 (I think it was) is driving around... top down... hair blowing in the breeze... everybody having a great time.... with the caption "Our hardware runs better without windows."
Some folks here are on some funny crack... hook me up :) !
an ancient Antartican proverb: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
In an igloo without windows, you need penguins and apples to stay alive.
a modern proverb: In Apple's research centre, the researchers believe that human doesn't need their middle finger to do the right click.
I went looking for mouse...Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinky98
there is a store that promote their optical mouse: "Our mouse need no balls...they'd passed the optical test"
and in the wireless section: "Free the mouse" with a poster of a man cutting a mouse lace off.
the next store I went, for optical mouse: "Mouse looks cool without balls":eek:
crack yourself crazy...hook yourself up:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
it's raining cats and dogs here....I can't go ouuuuttt.....fruit!... :mad:
oh well...I guess I should posting junx here....
to be an Antartican, you must learn how to survive in this extreme climate...
first...how to make an igloo...lesson one....
after that, search for a harpoon or make yourself one..this is a vital thing to posses to kill some walrusses for dinner...or sperm whales for thanks-giving or to kill your opponents in a rodeo...
we don't eat stupid chicken...we eat clever ducks...
arghhh.... :mad:
I can't go out...there's blizzard ourside...
Ah, I didn't know that it could rain on antarctica :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
ooppsss!....I'd slipped my tongue... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Marc G
I meant....it's blizzard like penguins and walrusses here :D
now yore talking like an antarctican...:thumb::DQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
are you an Antartican too, Max?....I can smell penguins in your mind:D...Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
Of course :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Why don't we start a thread with photo's of our home? mrRee can start with posting a nice photo of his iglo .... or don't you guys have cameras yet :p
building my igloo...I should increase the radius next time :rolleyes: ...the ski sticks are not long enough to mark the radiusQuote:
Originally Posted by Marc G
do you think we're so backward....we'd invented steam engines 3 years ago...long before your civilization can figure out how to make a steam engines:p...Quote:
.... or don't you guys have cameras yet :p
BTW, what is camera anyway :confused:
:lol: nice :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
well... i don't know, it's just a word i picked up somewhere :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee