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Cherish, please go back to your former avatar.
Independence Day:
City Slickers (Billy Crystal again):Quote:
President: I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat do you?
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Mitch: Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.
Could you please tell me why I should?Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Analyze That (Analyze This sequel):Quote:
Agent Miller: Dr. Sobel, have you been receiving calls from mobster Paul Vitti?
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why would you say I received a call from Paul Vitti?
Agent Miller: Because we record all his calls from Sing Sing.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then yes I did.
- - - -
Dr. Ben Sobel: I thought you were in prison?
Jelly: It would appear not.
Dr. Ben Sobel: How'd you get out?
Jelly: I had a new trial. Turns out that the evidence in the first trial was tainted.
Dr. Ben Sobel: O, I see.
Jelly: Anyway, two of the witnesses decided not to testify and the third guy, well, he commited suicide.
Dr. Ben Sobel: How?
Jelly: He stabbed himself in the back four times and threw himself off a bridge.
I've already told you once: because it's nice to see who's posting. A couple of bubbles don't tell us anything... And besides, your avatar picture was really nice. Actually was my favorite. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cherish
Gentleman Prefer Blondes
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Esmond Sr.: Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?
Lorelei Lee: It's true.
Esmond Sr.: Then what do you want to marry him for?
Lorelei: I want to marry him for YOUR money.
Center Stage:// @Cilu: Okay, alright... Master Cilu. (Honestly, I'm getting tired seeing my face in every post I make. :D) ...Quote:
[In pas de deux class]
Sergei: I am your slave.
Eva Rodriguez: I'd believe it if you didn't stare at your ****ing reflection when you said it.
Instructor: If someone wants to hear profanity, Miss Rodriguez, they can take a subway. They don't need to spend sixty dollars on a ballet ticket.
[to Sergei]
Instructor: Though she has a point.
:D
try 'invert' the colors of that picture.. or flip it upside down.. it might be interesting..:pQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
LOL!! Hmmm... I'll think about it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
// Where's your movie quote? Tsk tsk.... :rolleyes: :p
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Ian to Daphne in "What a Girl Wants"
Why do you try so hard to fit in.... when you were born to stand out?
hmm what? don't you see i'm tryng to be off-topic here..:pQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
Ahhh... okay. :D But don't tell me I didn't warn you... :p ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music -- Jim Carrey
hehe I'll be home before MasterCilu comes in.. so you take the blame since.. hmmm where your movie quote..??:DQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
From what movie is that, Miss Piggy?Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Piggy
"The Cable Guy" if i'm not wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
Please try to remain on-topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by max
Think not. Let it be as it is... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
Addams Family Values
Addams Family ValuesQuote:
Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
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You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.
That's a comforting thought. :rolleyes: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Ever AfterThis is one of those movies I liked because of the "realistic" version it gives of a fairy-tale story.Quote:
[referring to Marguerite, the evil step-sister]
Danielle: I would rather die a thousand deaths than to see my mother's dress on that spoiled, selfish cow!
King Francis: You sir are restricted to the grounds.
Henry: Are you putting me under house arrest?
King Francis: Do not mock me, boy, for I am in a foul disposition. And I will have my way ...
Henry: Or what? You'll ship me off to the Americas like some criminal? All for the sake of your stupid contract?
King Francis: You are the Crown Prince of France!
Henry: And it is my life.
Queen Marie: Francis, sit down before you have a stroke. Really. the two of you.
[to Henry]
Queen Marie: Sweetheart... you were born to privilege and with that comes specific obligations.
Henry: Forgive me, Mother, but marriage to a complete stranger never made anyone in this room very happy.
King Francis: You will marry Gabriella by the next full moon or I will strike at you in any way I can.
Henry: What's it to be, father, hot oil or the racks?
King Francis: I will simply deny you the crown and... live forever.
Henry: Good. Agreed. I don't want it.
[Walks out]
King Francis: [to the Queen, fustrated] He's your son.
[referring to Marguerite, yes again :D]
Paulette: Oh, bite your tongue! The only throne I want her sitting on is the one I have to clean everyday.
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Mr. Bond I expect you to die!
- I'm not even explain which movie thats from -
X Files, Seson 1, Miracle Man
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99% of the people are fouls, and the rest of us are in danger of contamination.
From The Matchmaker:
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May I ask you a question? Is being an idiot anything like getting high?
From the TheGreenMile, really nice movie..;)
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Paul Edgecomb: What do you want me to do John? I'll do it. You want me to let you walk out of here and see how far you get?
John Coffey: Now why would you want to do a foolish thing like that?
Paul Edgecomb: When I die and I stand before God awaiting judgment and he asks me why I let one of HIS miracles die, what am I gonna say, that it was my job?
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Paul Edgecomb: I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but this is the first time I've ever felt in real danger of hell.
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Toot-Toot: Gettin' to my knees. Prayin'. Lord in Heaven, sorry for all the bad **** I've done, all the people I've trampled on, I hope they forgive me, I won't do it again, that's for sure.
I've just remembered this one from What a Girl Wants:Here's a funny one from Love Actually (Colin Firth as Jamie, Lúcia Moniz as Aurelia):Quote:
(After Daphne tries to hug her)
Jocelyn Dashwood: No hugging dear. I'm British, we only show affection to dogs and horses.
And the main reason I hunted this dead thread.. :DQuote:
[Aurelia meets Juliet, Mark, and Peter in the airport]
Aurelia: [to Jamie] Jaime's friends are so good looking!
[to friends]
Aurelia: He never tells me this. I think now, maybe I make the wrong choice, pick wrong Englishman?
Jamie: She can't speak English properly, she doesn't know what she's saying.
This is a scene of Keira Knightley (Juliet) and Andrew Lincoln (Mark, the Best Man) also from Love Actually:Quote:
The Best Man and The Happy Couple
PETER AND JULIET ARE SITTING WATCHING TELEVISION. THE DOORBELL RINGS. JULIET GETS UP TO GET IT. SHE LEAVES THE LIVING ROOM. GOES THROUGH A LITTLE CORRIDOR AND OPENS THE FRONT DOOR. ITS MARK.
JULIET
Oh, hello.
HE MIMES "SHHH." SHE DOES. HE HAS A BUNCH OF BIG WHITE CARDS, LIKE BOB DYLAN IN HIS FAMOUS VIDEO. ON THEM, MARK HAS WRITTEN STUFF IN CLUMSY FELT PEN. THE FIRST ONE READS "SAY IT'S CAROL SINGERS."
PETER (V/O)
Who is it?
JULIET
It's carol singers.
PETER (V/O)
Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.
MARK BENDS AND PUSHES THE BUTTON ON A SMALL TAPE PLAYER AT HIS FEET. IT STARTS TO PLAY A TAPE OF YOUNG, BAD CAROL SINGERS, SINGING SILENT NIGHT. HE'S THOUGHT THIS THROUGH. HE PRODUCES THE REST OF THE CARDS, ONE BY ONE:
With any luck by next year
I'll be going out with one of these girls
[A CARD SHOWING PICTURES OF THE FIVE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD.]
But for now, let me say
Without hope or agenda
Just because its Christmas
(And at Christmas you tell the truth)
To me you are PERFECT
And my wasted heart will love you
Until you look like this
[A CARD SHOWING A PICTURE OF A DISINTEGRATING MUMMY.]
Merry Christmas
HE GIVES HER A LITTLE THUMBS UP- AND TURNS AWAY, TAKING THE BOOGIE BOX, WITH SILENT NIGHT GETTING FAINTER.
SUDDENLY A TAP ON HIS SHOULDER. HE TURNS. JULIET HAS COME DOWN THE PATH AND GENTLY KISSES HIM ON THE LIPS. HE SMILES AND WALKS AWAY.
MARK
Enough. Enough now.
In the movie McQ
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The Duke shoots a few bad guys that are running away on a dock from his boat. He hits them all, and a bystander says "Hell of a shot" or something like that. Classic line.
From: While You Were Sleeping
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:DCode:But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so darn juicy
How about another first kiss
Abhishek, you have to specify where the quote is from. That's the rule of posting in this thread.
That's part of the song Adam Sandler sang to Drew Barrymore ("Lucy") in 50 First Dates. :DQuote:
But I still love her so
And I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so darn juicy
How about another first kiss
Oh..sorry.. I seem to have forgot this old thread rules.. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
And yeah, cherish is right.. it's from an Adam Sandler composed song for the movie 50 First Dates.. they were sitting in a canoe and sandler singing this song with dolphins taking dips in the background sea.. oh! it was lovely... :thumb:
I also like the song ("I Wanna Grow Old With You") Adam Sandler composed in the movie The Wedding Singer. :DQuote:
I wanna make you smile whenever you’re sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you
I’ll get your medicine when your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you
I’ll miss you
I’ll kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold
I’ll need you
I’ll feed you
Even let ya hold the remote control
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed if you’ve had too much to drink
I could be the man who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/adam-sandler/3919.html
Here's another from Ever After:Quote:
Henry: [as Danielle rushes away] Have we met?
Danielle: I do not believe so, Your Highness.
Henry: I could have sworn I knew every courtier in the providence.
Danielle: Well, I'm visiting a cousin.
Henry: Who?
Danielle: My cousin.
Henry: Yes, you said that. Which one?
Danielle: Th-the only one I have, sire.
Henry: Are you coy on purpose or do you honestly refuse to tell me your name?
Danielle: [stops quickly] No.
[quickly heads towards the gate]
Danielle: And yes.
A scene on a rusty old submarine...
Somebody asks Bill Paxton: How deep will this thing go ?
Bill replies : It will go all the way...if you don't hold it back ;)
From what movie is that?
I don't recollect the name, but it was a war-movie on a submarine...Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
Is it this one --> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141926/ ?
oh yes..u smart girl! :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
and the question was asked by David Keith
Lolz. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by leojose
Nah. I just googled: "bill paxton submarine movie" and that link was one of the results. Google rocks. :cool:
I don't have any quote from any movie(s) right now, but I thought the following might be of interest: ;)
Ever think about reminding yourself of something you need to do in the future? Or maybe just sending yourself a kind word at a time when you might need it most? With Tell it to the Future, you can do just that!
It's a feature from the official website of the upcoming movie "The Lake House" starring Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock (both my favorite actors).
From Pride and Prejudice, Mr. Bennett to Lizzie (not sure about the exact quote)...
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If you don't marry this man your mother will never speak to you again. If you do, I won't.
From Fear and loathing in Las Vegas with Jonny Depp and Benicio del Toro
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Depp : Suddenly the sky was screaming with bats... all skwitching, flying and diving around the car, and the voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! Who are these God-**** animals.
Depp to hitchhiker: Want's some beer?
Hitchhiker: What?
Depp: how about some eather? Nevermind.
Depp: Well, we could sell her for money?
Toro: Man! she's only 12 years old.
Depp: So... She's strong she can handle it.
Well, my fav. is..
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Mr. Anderson, welcome back ! We missed you.
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Everything that has a begining, has an end, Neo.
From Star Wars - A New HopeFrom The Princess BrideQuote:
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?
That's all for now. :D :lol:Quote:
Miracle Max - Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya - What's that?
Miracle Max - Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
That was from Triple-X. ;-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ejaz
-Greg Dolley
Thanx ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by greg_dolley
From a Woody Allen movie
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Originally Posted by Woody Allen
Woody Allen continued...
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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (1972).
Sleeper Quotes (1973)
Dr. Melik: Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything?
(Woody) Miles Monroe: Yeah, sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.
Now is the time to strike. The leader is suffering from a terrific handicap: he has no head or body!
I can't believe this. My doctor said that I'd be up and on my feet in five days. He was off by a-hundred-and-ninety-nine years.
Luna Schlosser: What do you believe in?
Miles Monroe: Sex and death. Two things that come once in my lifetime. But, at least after death you're not nauseous.
My brain?! That's my second favorite organ!
I'm not the heroic type. Really, I was beaten up by Quakers.
I'm a teleological, existential agnostic.
Luna Schlosser: It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years.
Miles Monroe: 204, if you count my marriage.