Age of marriage for techies

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Originally Posted by cherish

// Btw, did you just get married last week, or getting married on the last week of March? :confused: :D

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Don't wanna miss the party? ;)

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Don't wanna miss the party? ;)

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Yah. I haven't seen an actual Indian wedding. How many days does the ceremony take? :D

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Originally Posted by cherish

Yah. I haven't seen actual Indian wedding. How many days does the ceremony take? :D

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Depends upon how long one want to stretch it. Can easily range from one day to one month.

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Depends upon how long one want to stretch it. Can easily range from one day to one month.

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Whoa. I guess how long it takes also measures how rich they are. Who shoulders the expenses anyways? Is it shared?

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Originally Posted by cherish

Yah. I haven't seen an actual Indian wedding. How many days does the ceremony take? :D

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Oh and Cherish, uptil when you wanna enjoy the wedding ceremonies of others? :p The clock is ticking ;)

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Originally Posted by cherish

Whoa. I guess how long it takes also measures how rich they are.

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Exactly

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Originally Posted by cherish

Who shoulders the expenses anyways? Is it shared?

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Both parties, or you can say that whoever invlove in the event, everyone has to bear expenses one way or another.

You know what? If I was a banker, then I would start a wedding loan policy, where you can get your wedding financed, trust me, it could increase the profatibility of my bank alot. :cool:

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Originally Posted by cherish

Whoa. I guess how long it takes also measures how rich they are. Who shoulders the expenses anyways? Is it shared?

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Wedding goes on for abt a week (on an avarage )
and expenses ;) depends on who becomes the scape goat :cry: :) :cool:

Congatulations Humptydumpty :thumb:

@Cherish: I tell you what, the best way to experience an Indian wedding - Get married to an Indian . :lol: Just kidding.

Alternatively, you can watch one of these Hindi movies (I hope the DVDs do have English subtitles):

Hum Apke Hai Kaun
Mere Yaar ki Shaadi
Hum Saath saath hain..

BTW, the most talked of marriage this year was that of Vikram Chatwal (owner of several restaurants in US) with his girlfriend, model Priya Sachdev in Delhi.
The guests included the Clintons, Laxmi Mittal and few Hollywood people.

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Originally Posted by sreehari

Wedding goes on for abt a week (on an avarage )
and expenses ;) depends on who becomes the scape goat :cry: :) :cool:

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Both parties, or you can say that whoever invlove in the event, everyone has to bear expenses one way or another.

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Ah. I see. :)

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

You know what? If I was a banker, then I would start a wedding loan policy, where you can get your wedding financed, trust me, it could increase the profatibility of my bank alot. :cool:

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That's a great idea... maybe you should loan so you can start that kind of business. :D Hehehe. Hmm. I guess being a banker requries a LOT of money. ;)

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Originally Posted by chmanish

Congatulations Humptydumpty :thumb:

@Cherish: I tell you what, the best way to experience an Indian wedding - Get married to an Indian . :lol: Just kidding.

Alternatively, you can watch one of these Hindi movies (I hope the DVDs do have English subtitles):

Hum Apke Hai Kaun
Mere Yaar ki Shaadi
Hum Saath saath hain..

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not those :( :eek: :eek: :eek: :sick:

by the way congrats HumptyDumpty :wave:

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Oh and Cherish, uptil when you wanna enjoy the wedding ceremonies of others? :p The clock is ticking ;)

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Uh-Oh... are we back to that topic again? :D
What can I do?? I can't marry myself now, can I? :lol:

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Originally Posted by chmanish

Alternatively, you can watch one of these Hindi movies (I hope the DVDs do have English subtitles):

Hum Apke Hai Kaun
Mere Yaar ki Shaadi
Hum Saath saath hain..

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Thanks. :D

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Originally Posted by cherish

maybe you should loan so you can start that kind of business. :D Hehehe. Hmm. I guess being a banker requries a LOT of money. ;)

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Well, that depends that how you take the business, see, you can do that in a more professional manner with even less money. For example, you can make a complete package. Just for the sake of example, I offer you a package that if you get your wedding financed by me, then apart of "x" sum of money, you'll get additional services, like my company will arrange the event, arrange the meal for the guests with discounted rates (like I'll charge for the adults, kids will be free, but not more then two :p), transportation for the honourable guests will be provided, also I can arrange the honeymoon trip, etc etc. :cool:

In case you become bank defaulter, your children will taken by the bank , to recover its loss. :D

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

... arrange the meal for the guests with discounted rates (like I'll charge for the adults, kids will be free, but not more then two :p)...

In case you become bank defaulter, your children will taken by the bank , to recover its loss. :p

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:lol:

Well it seems like you have it all figured out. So why not do it? :wave:

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Originally Posted by cherish

:lol:

Well it seems like you have it all figured out.

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Oh no, me and my big mouth, I shouldn't spill that out, anyway, my master plan is already out, damge has been done :cry:

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Originally Posted by cherish

So why not do it? :wave:

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Well, there is just one small problem with it, I've to find a client :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by cherish

What can I do?? I can't marry myself now, can I? :lol:

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Are you telling me that there is no male in Saipan? In that case, you can try Manish suggestion, try India, its big country. Good luck :thumb:

And don't forget that I'm still looking for my first client :D

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

In case you become bank defaulter, your children will taken by the bank , to recover its loss. :D

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:D If you take a loan for a car/house and cannot pay, the Bank usually take it back and sell it in auction.. but you are saying to kidnap their children... LMAO:D:D

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Originally Posted by Max Payne

:D If you take a loan for a car/house and cannot pay, the Bank usually take it back and sell it in auction.. but you are saying to kidnap their children... LMAO:D:D

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No kidnappings man, its business, its part of the deal, it will be legal. Choose it or loss it, simple ;)

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Well, that depends that how you take the business, see, you can do that in a more professional manner with even less money. For example, you can make a complete package. Just for the sake of example, I offer you a package that if you get your wedding financed by me, then apart of "x" sum of money, you'll get additional services, like my company will arrange the event, arrange the meal for the guests with discounted rates (like I'll charge for the adults, kids will be free, but not more then two :p), transportation for the honourable guests will be provided, also I can arrange the honeymoon trip, etc etc. :cool:

In case you become bank defaulter, your children will taken by the bank , to recover its loss. :D

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I'll take those odds. :)

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Are you telling me that there is no male in Saipan? In that case, you can try Manish suggestion, try India, its big country. Good luck :thumb:

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Ofcourse there are males here in Saipan. They're just uhm... blind. --> :cool:
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Originally Posted by Ejaz

And don't forget that I'm still looking for my first client :D

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Aha. So that's your intention. :lol:

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Originally Posted by dglienna

I'll take those odds. :)

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@ Cherish: Last chance, I'm having a business deal with a client. Think about it, or I offer you another package, its called "Ready Cash", get the loan from me, but let it deposit in my accounts, you won't be charged for this, as long as you'll not have your weddings, since I'll be sharing the money with you. So, the moment you'll take it, the interest will be started to accumulate. Hows that? :rolleyes:

@ dglienna: It will be please doing business with you, Mr. David, hope we have stronge business relationship :thumb: :cool:

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

@ Cherish: Last chance, I'm having a business deal with a client. Think about it, or I offer you another package, its called "Ready Cash", get the loan from me, but let it deposit in my accounts, you won't be charged for this, as long as you'll not have your weddings, since I'll be sharing the money with you. So, the moment you'll take it, the interest will be started to accumulate. Hows that? :rolleyes:

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Loan from you and then deposit in your account?? Sounds fishy to me. :D
Anyways, I gotta go. Ciao! Regards on your business endeavor. :D

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Originally Posted by cherish

Ofcourse there are males here in Saipan. They're just uhm... blind. --> :cool:

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I see, <wondering> hmmm....blind people, what sort of loan they'll be interested in? </wondering>

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Originally Posted by cherish

Aha. So that's your intention. :lol:

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What were you thinking? :ehh: Really? :rolleyes: You mean :eek: ...are you sure...you know...err...you were really thinking what I'm thinking? :confused: :p

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

What were you thinking? :ehh: Really? :rolleyes: You mean :eek: ...are you sure...you know...err...you were really thinking what I'm thinking? :confused: :p

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No, you tell me first. What do you think I meant? :p :lol:

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Originally Posted by cherish

No, you tell me first. What do you think I meant? :p :lol:

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I asked first ;)

Ever hear of "Take the Money and Run"? I would. :)

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

I asked first ;)

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How will I be sure you'll say whatever it is you're thinking after I told you what I meant? :D

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Originally Posted by dglienna

Ever hear of "Take the Money and Run"? I would. :)

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Well, what I told above is just small part of the puzzle. I've a partner in this business who'll be dealing with bad debts issues, take down the defaulters, I'm planning to involve Interpol here, as you see that this business will shoot like rocket, so I'm working on to cover all the bases. :cool:

<wondering>Hmmm, got the rock, time to roll...have the potential clients, now I've to get loan myself for this business</wondering>

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Originally Posted by cherish

How will I be sure you'll say whatever it is you're thinking after I told you what I meant? :D

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Oh my....Cherish, I was just thinking about that myself, that if I tell you first then :eek: ......How close our thinkings are, amazing :p

Ok, your turn :cool:

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Oh my....Cherish, I was just thinking about that myself, that if I tell you first then :eek: ......How close our thinkings are, amazing :p

Ok, your turn :cool:

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Hahaha. Okay fine. What I meant was, you had a hidden agenda (your loan business project) in urging me to get married or something like that (esp. w/ your mention of biological clock).

// When you said/asked that.. you sound like my relatives, friends, and other people who try to rush me into marriage. :p :D

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Originally Posted by cherish

// When you said/asked that.. you sound like my relatives, friends, and other people who try to rush me into marriage. :p :D

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Well, I'm not just pushing you, I've given you the loan package for that, which I'm sure no one ever did. :cool:

Anyway, I'm working at the contract deed of this business, you know its really hard to establish a strong business, as already mentioned about bad debts and other stuff, but anyhow, do think about it, and in case you think that its good to go, just hit me with it, the deal may be off soon, as you see that pretty soon the business will be touching the skies. :rolleyes:

Btw, being married with a blind person isn't that bad. Hmmm, looks like that I can offer one more service, since you can't find the right peson for you, let me know what kind of person you want, I'll put an ad (oops, no ads here), I'll try my links to find someone suitable and will refer it to you. If it worked out, then 1% additional will be charged. :thumb: Sounds good? :confused:

Just think about it, a cool day, with a nice wedding costume you are in, your family and friends, all very happy, a nice lemo with "Just Married" sign, a nice luxerious honeymoon suit in Hawaii, one week entirely off from all the troubles of this harsh world, isn't it tempting? Just have to pay small monthly installement for that to me, thats all.

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Btw, being married with a blind person isn't that bad.

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http://forums.codeguru.com/
Btw, no fair. I stated what I meant. Its your turn.

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

... Hmmm, looks like that I can offer one more service, since you can't find the right peson for you, let me know what kind of person you want, I'll put an ad (oops, no ads here), I'll try my links to find someone suitable and will refer it to you. If it worked out, then 1% additional will be charged. Sounds good? :confused:

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Wish it was that simple. Here's what... if someone I know needs the service you offer, I'll refer them to you. ;)

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

In case you become bank defaulter, your children will taken by the bank , to recover its loss. :D

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;) plannin to increase the population in you place huh? :confused: :confused:

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Originally Posted by cherish

Wish it was that simple. Here's what... if someone I know needs the service you offer, I'll refer them to you. ;)

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Thanx, for every successful reference, you'll get 2% of the interest :thumb: Where else can you find such a caring person like me, this is the second time I'm offering a deal to you, remember the last one, if you ever want to go for a cat fight, then I'll arrange the betting arrangements for that. :p

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Originally Posted by sreehari

;) plannin to increase the population in you place huh? :confused: :confused:

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Well, the population will already be increased, just that I'll have the legal rights to use the man power until the loss isn't recovered. ;) Anyway, I can't comment much at my business plan, I already said enough, don't want competition right at the start :rolleyes: :D

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Well, the population will already be increased, just that I'll have the legal rights to use the man power until the loss isn't recovered. ;)

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more likely you'll need lots of man powr to do baby-sitting..:D

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Originally Posted by Max Payne

more likely you'll need lots of man powr to do baby-sitting..:D

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I appriciate your concerns about my business man. Although I'm pretty habitual of baby sitting myself, but offcourse I'll hire people for that. At start, I'll have to bear that money too, but in the end, the kids has to work for me until the entire money invested in him and the debt of his parents isn't off. Also, not necessarily that people will become bank defaulters right at the start, I'll have to see the position of the client, like I can't invest my money in anyone. ;)

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Originally Posted by cherish

Congratulations!! :wave:

// Btw, did you just get married last week, or getting married on the last week of March? :confused: :D

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last week got married .and it was a huge function of 12 to 15 days. enjoyed a lot.and yes everyone is invited to mumbai come and defe i will serve u good beer or vodka depen on your taste.

yes Ejaz party is due whenever u will in mumbai i will give it to u

This thread has got infected... :D

Hearty congratulations - HumptyDumpty... Your marriage is great news indeed! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
Wish you a happy, blissful and prosperous life to come...

Give us more details, and post the photographs here... !

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Originally Posted by humptydumpty

yes Ejaz party is due whenever u will in mumbai i will give it to u

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My party :ehh: , when...where...how... :confused:

Thanx Siddhartha for your best wishes and defe very soon i will post my snaps here.

Regarding party Ejaz it's upto you. Come to mumbai whenever u want and get a treat which is due on me.

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Originally Posted by humptydumpty

Regarding party Ejaz it's upto you. Come to mumbai whenever u want and get a treat which is due on me.

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<Envy>Why is it that genuine blueblooded Bombayites were never given this privilege? :D</Envy>

;) :)

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Originally Posted by Siddhartha

<Envy>Why is it that genuine blueblooded Bombayites were never given this privilege? :D</Envy>

;) :)

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Blue Blooded??? :confused:

@ HD: Aha, got it...thanx for that, sure I'll inform you before dropping in :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

@ HD: Aha, got it...thanx for that, sure I'll inform you before dropping in :thumb:

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should give him time tto make a getaway :cool: :thumb: :D :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by sreehari

should give him time tto make a getaway :cool: :thumb: :D :rolleyes:

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i found everything on codeguru frieends .knowledge and some but really good memories. so that's why if u come suddenly also that's not a problem .beer in freeze is waiting for you .come soon before the manufactore date become expire date..


just kidding

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Originally Posted by humptydumpty

... and defe very soon i will post my snaps here.

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Yeah, please do... :thumb: :)

Me 27. I presurize my parents and vice versa...now they are confused :D

Pressure them into what? Marrying you? :p Okay, okay. That was a lame joke. Btw, when are you getting married? :D

That's what I presurize them for...:D

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Originally Posted by Mathew Joy

That's what I presurize them for...:D

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LOL. Okay. :lol:

@Mathew: I wonder whether Malayali Christian marriage has pure christian rituals or a mix of christian and malayali rituals :)