Fine your Wish granted . And your teacher come to know that you had done cheating in your exam .so they declare Re Exams.Quote:
Originally Posted by answer
i Wish i can quit my all bad habits from today onwards.
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Fine your Wish granted . And your teacher come to know that you had done cheating in your exam .so they declare Re Exams.Quote:
Originally Posted by answer
i Wish i can quit my all bad habits from today onwards.
Congratulations, you became reprogramable and lost your bad habits. [A hacker is controlling you]Quote:
Originally Posted by humptydumpty
I wish I had 4000 posts on CG.
Poof! The year is 2203, and you have your post count. We are all long gone, though, and VB666 is out.Quote:
by Answer - I wish I had 4000 posts on CG.
I wish I could post at VBF :)
Congratulations however a small fee is required.Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
Well 2203 yepi thats 2 wishes for me, I live longer haha.
I wish I had a genie that will grant me 3 wishes.
The check is in the mail. ;)
The genie died in 2011. Better luck next time.
:mad: :eek: :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
Wheres your wish ?
I wish i could see dglienna's invisible wish :D :rolleyes:
I hide his wish in Area 51, never to be seen again.Quote:
Originally Posted by sreehari
I wish I had my spaceship that could take me to the dark side of Pluto *sob* *sob* .
Oops.
I wish that someone can guess my website? :)
your Wish granted. and your Website is baned by Police due to performing illegal activity.Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
i Wish I can get the power of superman and no one can wish against my wish.
Sorry. Kryptonite surrounds your birthplace. You are 'in a bubble'
I wish to see the "BANNED" list "by POLICE"...
Please post it here!
Your wish is granted. Here is the list:Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
1. dglienna's illegal website 1
2. dglienna's illegal website 2
3. dglienna's illegal website 3
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x. dglienna's illegal website x
I wish that I will still get paid even when I'm not working.
Woohoo! My wish is granted! Since no one ruined it :D .
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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
Your wish has been granted and you ruined it yourself. Note that there's no internet in pluto.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
And that ruined my wish ... HOW? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarevok
Sounds like they were on to you, and edited your post. Now YOU'RE BANNED!
Here it is! For frauding of all your employer's funds, you are sentenced for life and put in most unpleasant prison in U. S. Since now you do not work, but you do not have to worry about money for food, rent, bills, sex :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sarevok
I wish my holiday be fun.
Might have to worry about the last one. :eek:
Your holiday will be fun, in fact, you'll have the most fun of your entire life. Unfortunately, there is a tragic ending to the story...Quote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
I wish my luck would change for the better...
Your wish is granted and you find a great couple but she is lukier and makes you a broke tramping at nightsQuote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
I wish having PHD for free in software engineering
Your wish came true... But nobody wants to hire you, so you live in misery.
I wished Jack didn't die when the Titanic sunk. ;)
Granted, Jack didn't die when Titanic sank, he drawned while reaching the shore.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I wish admins actually delete this thread and no one wish to start/reopen it again. :)
That happened, but since the last wisher post number was 5555 the system brought back the thread as a gift.
I wish I didn't have a wish.
granted,but then you reach to the nullity and hospitalized by your familly in its humiliating wayQuote:
I wish I didn't have a wish.
I wish had a F-16 for transporting myself instead of stucking at trafic jams and found a nuclear bom for bobmbarding american territories and made WW3 :ehh:
Here's your F16, but you have to assemble it yourself! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mehdi405
I wish I could be Happy
Granted, but now you have to wear a sign on your hat saying "I AM HAPPY" at work. This will make you miserable. ;)
I wish somebody to NOT make me perfect.
Hmm... well since no one ruined it, it's still coolQuote:
Originally Posted by Sarevok
Could be worse :D .Quote:
Note that there's no internet in pluto.:rolleyes:
okay...and as a bonus, you're now bald with big belly and have no money to splash to the girls over there....Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
I wish I can jump 10ft through that window...
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Originally Posted by mrRee
You got it, you landed on your head there, got a little brain damage and now you cant differentiate men and women. :D
:eek: Krishnaa are you scared to make a wish, cos i will ruin it ? :eek: :thumbd: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Krishnaa
I wish Krishnaa overcomes his fear for making wishes :) ;) :rolleyes:
WELL -
Krishnaa ruins your wish, overcoming his fear, by wishing that dglienna's last wish comes TRUE! (but only AFTER it was ruined)
Therefore, game over! :D And PERFECT! :cool:
the wish is granted...your toes are now removed...2 basckspine will be shipped to you instead shortly...Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
i wish there's no toothpick in this world...
hmmmmmm, what's in that avatar, anyways? :)
Ahhh ... Woooosh .... There are no toothpicks !!!!! (Wood, Plastic or otherwise) ... You get a Small piece of meat grisle stuck between your teeth, and since no one knows about toothpicks it rots in your mouth. the infection spreads to your brain before the dentist can remove the rotten teeth, and you land up with brain damage.. You now cant differentiate men and women !!!! ... :D ..Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
I wish for a everfull Lighter and packet of Cigs...
Granted, you were smokin your cigs and suddenly captured by soldiers of the king of Blahblahbloo, he charged you for stealing his 'precious' lighter, you are now facing a huge hungry lion in a gladiator arena. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GremlinSA
I wish codeguru had a better UI. :)
It now has a better UI but it's become so popular that you can never get onto the site.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krishnaa
I wish it had the old UI back again..!
Granted. We're back to the old BBS days at 300 baud. Thanks!
I wish I were cheese. :)
Now you are cheese. You smell, you are overgrown with mould, and you are closed in a cask for next several months to mature. At the end, you will be eaten by mice.Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
I wish my left ear wasn't deaf.
Okay, you are a large piece of cheese in the factory; they did not get any orders for this week, and now you are in garbage bin. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
I wish UT was real, and I could play god mode, rest of you can play my victims. :cool: :cool: :cool:
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Hobson - Can't help the left ear, but your right ear is also deaf now!
Krishnaa - UT is real, but you are NOT!
I wish somebody would moderate this thread!
David gets my vote for Wish Ruiner No. 1 :|Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
I wish no one had a wish, there would be peace. :D
No, then there would be silence and silence is not peace. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
I wish I was a super famous rocker. :D
Granted, but you will be famous for your pathetic music! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Krishnaa
Exterminator is the Head of your fan club, and send's you letters everyday...Quote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
(hey you didn't make a wish)
I wish i had a better internet connection... DSL512 is still too slow for me.. ;)
Granted you wish is: your internet connection was upgraded to 100MB. But then you were sent to jail for breaking into NSA's database.
I wish I didn't have to write documentation. ;)
Granted Cilu - but your boss fires you because no-one can figure out how your products work..!Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I wish I could turn sand into gold....
Tada! You don't have to write any documentation now! But now planes start to fall down from the sky, and nuclear plants blow up due to software bugs caused by poorly docmented code.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I wish I find someone to go to cinema with me, to see "300"
Granted, but you'll have to pay the ticket for 300 people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
I wish I was a little bit taller ... :D
Poof, there you go, 7 Foot, 9 inches tall, only problem is, you won't fit into your car, doorways, clothes, people will be scared of you...
I wish I could experience love again... :rolleyes:
Granted, but your sweet-heart will be a female Arangatang. :D
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I wish I had arms like that of Arnold Schwarzenegger :)
You may have arms like Arnold but all other body parts must remain the same. (not so attractive)Quote:
Originally Posted by miteshpandey
"I wish I didn't feel so sleepy at work all the time."