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I'm surprised that he wasn't shot where he stood when he posted the "Word" one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shikamaru
http://www.levenez.com/unix/history.html
:eek: ... You could go crazy just by viewing it ...
thats not funny, thats useful.
But this is funny ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by s|lent
good one s|lent
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied:
"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is powerful.
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do
not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl
approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play
house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your thoughts."
"Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered Tommy. "I
have no idea what that means."
The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the
husband."
The following remarks are from the wash room of a university and the original author is still anonymus, but he explained the depth of C++ very briefly. If its not appropriate, then moderator can delte it.
C++ is like teenage sex
It is on everyone's mind all the time.
Everyone talks about it all the time.
Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
Almost no one is really doing it.
The few who are doing it are:
Doing it poorly.
Sure it will be better next time.
Not practicing it safely.
Everyone's bragging about their successes all the time, although very few have actually had any.
The University guy picked the quote from Pressman's Software Engineering book. The quotes had been used for Software Enginerring practices. This guy replaced it with C++.
a bus stops and two italian men get on. they sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. the lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following: "emma come first. den i come. den two asses come together. i come
once-a-more. two asses, they come together again. i come again and pee
twice. then i come one lasta time." "you foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,"
retorted the lady indignantly. "in this country, we don't speak aloud in
public places about our sex lives....... " "hey, coola down lady," said the
man. "who talkin' abouta sexa? i'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
'mississippi'."