ThunderForce shall be crushed by Spork!Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
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ThunderForce shall be crushed by Spork!Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
I won :) .
Spork is all-mighty. No one can stand before him.Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
I think you said it wrong: No one can stand Spork.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I dare stand before the all-wimpy Spork.
Last but not least NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
I have recently become disillusioned with the Spork. I find myself questioning my faith in Spork. I ask myself: "What has Spork done for me today?" and the answer is always "Nothing".
Spork, guide me!
Replace "Spork" with "Microsoft", "Bush" or "5.25 disks" and add a "good" at the end of your sentence. Something like this:
"What has Microsoft done for me today?"
"Nothing good".
Then you will be able to have faith again.
One thing for sure he allowed you to post this message... Praise Spork for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
That's my english... :sick: Thank you for the correction. Spork be praised for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by tom
Cool! Centered text!!
And I didn't need
to praise The Spork
to do that!
Who is the spork?
The Holy Spork is the everyone and everything. Praise be to the Spork!
Let's all welcome brother Deniz to the cult of Spork!
*crowd: Welcome, brother Deniz*
Brother Deniz has a long way to go, but eventually Spork will change his life.
cilu brainwashed everyone here with the spork thing :p
Lies!!! Slander!!! How dare you accuse the mighty prophet cilu of such heresy!!! Death to the infidels!!! let's invade!!!
Great Prophet, we the faithful await your orders to die for the greater glory of the Spork!!
Long live cilu, praise the Spork!!!
Easy there brother Octavo. Spork is not a god of violence, war and death, but one of love and peace. If your enemies throw stones in you don't reply with stones, but throw flowers in stead. That is how we can spread the faith, not by the means of fire weapons, but by love.Quote:
Lies!!! Slander!!! How dare you accuse the mighty prophet cilu of such heresy!!! Death to the infidels!!! let's invade!!!
Great Prophet, we the faithful await your orders to die for the greater glory of the Spork!!
Long live cilu, praise the Spork!!!
Praised be Spork!
He is? :blush:
This is why I am a mere follower and cilu is a Great Prophet! The grace of Spork has been revealed to me! Thanks to you prophet cilu!
Praise be to Spork!
My brain hurts!!!!!!
I blame Spork for all my problems.
Is this Thread still aLive :0)
No it's not, the voices in your head have managed to convince you that it is though and you're now officially insane...
Praise be to the Spork!
I'm the last!:D
.. for the moment... :rolleyes:
Times are ephimere.
I win...
Thanks to the Spork.
No one will ever win this thread, because of our egos, we all want to be winners so this thread will go on forever. So calm down with the "i won" thing... :p
About Spork, i will dance around fire and do vooDoo so that you can all see that Spork is fake. Truth will see the light :D
I'm dancing with you S|lent, are there some ladies around the fire to dance with?
Spork says that only the one who want the least to win shall prevail and win this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by s|lent
Behold, for you shall be burn in the mist of that fire and your eyes shall never see the light again unless you praise Spork.Quote:
About Spork, i will dance around fire and do vooDoo so that you can all see that Spork is fake. Truth will see the light :D
Don't worry, Oh prophet Cilu. As the unfaithfuls play with fire and dance a doodoovoodoo, I don't see how that could show us that The Spork is a fake. Only to have the unfaithfuls still hopping, The Spork will make them belive they can perform voodoo spells or centering text in the forums without the faith in Him, so that when they try to ambush the ones in the way of Right, they will tremble with false delightment and then fall astonished by their powerless er... power.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
The Spork will just ignore your dances and provide a child with a voodoo doll of S|lent so that the child can play have fun and learn about the goodness of The Spork. And then the child will go to McDonalds to see the false idols and he will learn about the faith on the Spork, so that he will never be cheated again.
And in the meantime, I will not want to win this post, so that maybe The Spork can grant me with the winning place for at least 01:15... to be happier than before.
a kretena majko mila
pa dje ovo ima vako
Didn't get the 01:15 I wanted. Trying again... Oh Holy Spork!!
Am I still in time???
Whatta!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
... :confused:
You unfaithful!!!
You have messed up the Work of our Holy Spork!!!
... (looking at the ceiling, searching for patience)
...
...
(still looking upwards...)
...
Well. I have no choice. I am a man of good, thanks to the teachs of Cilu :cool: . I've learnt not to ask for much, as even when asking for a bit will have the Holy Spork grant me these wishes. I'll now pray for a 01:00.
Duh!!
You got it!!
I've always said "if you have nothing to say, don't say anything." So I'll post here instead.
ME ME ME
what i gonna win ??
You win nada, zip, bupkis, nil, zippo, zero, jack, nothing.....
Spork's commandments for the software developers:
- thou shall choose the names carefully, for the name is the most important of all attributes
- thou shall not follow the NULL pointer, for monsters awaits you at the end
- thou shall not index thy arrays beyond their boudaries for memory comes only in fixed quantities and darkness surrounds them
- thou shall not let thy variables uninitialized, for that is the source of all evil
- thou shall not rely in the requirements for they are ever-changing
Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
It would be simpler to place a big cork to shut the mouth of the user........
Commandment 6:
When estimating a deadline for a project, thou shalt double any reasonable estimate thou make and add 5 days of contingency.
I thought that it was multiply any estimate by 4??? As per Mr. Scott.
Besides no manager sees any estimate as reasonable. My boss takes my estimates and divides them by 8, no matter the number I throw at him!
Live long & prosper.
hehehe -- unlucky dude.... my boss has luckily realised that dividing my estimates, just means she looks like an idiot when we deliver late :)
Seems as though our management strives to achieve this appearance! Unfortunately, finding another decent job in the NE USA is not easy at the moment. There of lots of jobs, just at companies as bad as mine! Oh Spork guide me!
From the chronicles of Spork
And thus it happened that the client requested "a few small changes". The great prophet cilu, instantly recognised the danger posed and took up his Spork pendant and stabbed the client repeatedly in the eye.
Just what a holy book needs to capture the imagination of today's youth -- plenty of gore and violence!! Hey, it worked for the old testament! :D
Give it up. Be resigned to the fact that all is vanity and we are born stradling the grave. We are all destined to suffer, die, and eat at Taco Bell. Spork can't stop this; He is a willing participant. Injustice is piled on injustice. Resistance is futile; You will be assimilated. Remember the Dalek motto: Obey, Obey, Obey....
Yes,
I give in, but that is it. Besides, my boss reminds me of Davros. I however shall never be assimilated. I will go down in flames before becoming one of the oppressors.
You guys are so defeatist!! Sheesh, have a little hope dudes! The sun will shine tomorrow, your boss will get his/her/its karmic return and you will eventually attain a state of relative happiness... IF you worship the almighty Spork. Unbelievers however, will most likely spend the rest of their pathetic lives slaving away for a dogbert type boss and earning peanuts. That is the lot of unbelievers!
Therefore the edict of the Spork is basically the same as that of Galaxy Quest??? "Never Give Up, Never Surrender!"???
Be it for Programming, life, or the workplace???
hmm, I think you should consult the mighty prophet cilu on that point... I am just a lowly acolyte zealot ;)
I await Cilu's guidance.
I still have a question.
Why The Spork formatted my CMOS Settings, so today I had to "Press DELETE to enter setup" ??? :confused:
Maybe that was bcos you were idolatring one of these False Idols, those things badly called "spork"s. There is only One True Holy Spork! And if He did reset your CMOS was maybe because He felt the Evilness and Darkness coming from the bytes in your machine (in the form of false statements about The Spork in the forums, maybe :sick: :D ).
Don't worry, I'll pray to The Spork so that we don't have to face the dangers of a nice, clean CMOS anymore!!!
Oh, Holy Spork!!
Oh, Prophet!! Guide Us!!
(om.....)
Ahhh, Brother Lucin++ it is good to hear from you again, and even better to see you are still on the path of the Holy Spork!
However, I am worried, as I have not heard from the mighty prophet cilu in some time... perhaps he is on some holy crusade for the Spork...
Praise be to Spork!!
Spork words for you my borthers: RESIST OR SERVE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
That wasn't Spork. That was the Evil whose-name-we-shall-not-say. But it is a test for you. Spork is watching you.Quote:
Why The Spork formatted my CMOS Settings, so today I had to "Press DELETE to enter setup" ???
My brothers I am here to guide you. Don't worry, for Spork is watching you every moment.Quote:
However, I am worried, as I have not heard from the mighty prophet cilu in some time... perhaps he is on some holy crusade for the Spork...
Thank you, oh great Prophet, who speaks in the name of the Spork.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I tougth also that it was Him-whose-name-is-better-for-me-not-to-remember the one who cleaned that CMOS, but as I have been facing the same troubles since some time, I tought that it was better the Holy Spork's plan to help us develop our faith.
It is great to hear from you again, oh Prophet.
Brother Octavo, thanks for yo'r worrying. As you can see, I'm fine, serving the Spork, again. I was away for some days, now I am back, and I'll be here. ...But my internet connection has been upside down these days. I can not make heads or tails of whatever problem is in my proxy or in our gateways. If Him-whose-name-better-not-to-appear-in-the-phone-guide has something to do wth this, we better pray to the Holy Spork with all our might, for that we'll need it.