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Vegas can be a horrible place to get an education. However, just outside of town is this place called the Valley of Fire which is a beautiful place to kick back and find yourself Jim Morrison style (if ya grok). These gorgeous looking Datura's grow all up and down the cliffs and make the place smell wonderful just as the sun is setting, and you can even find some nice petroglyphs that will stun you if you aren't expecting them.

Ron Jeremy... well, I still haven't figured that one out yet... his mustache may be one of the great mysteries of the world...

From Solar:

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It has come to our attention that the maximum length permitted for a single post on CodeGuru is a whopping 10,000 characters. This is ridiculously long. Many people have been taking advantage of this liberal policy, for too long. Let it be known that from here on out, only the first 1000 characters of any given post matter. After that point, you can simply stop reading. If you are writing a post and it goes on for too long, you may be liable for a fine, and up to 5 seconds of imprisonment. As a symbol of this new policy, no words after the 200th will be censored, because nobody will even read that far to be offended. Some posts may be unexpectedly cut off once they reach character 1000. Interesting posts will be awarded 350 bonus characters, for an absolute maximum length of 1350 total characters. This includes vB tags, such as.......,

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Trying to lame again, Solar? :D
Or maybe......trying to contend for the "Crappiest Guy Award 2004"??!! :D

Seriously, though, I wish Brad can allow us to have at least 15 images and such in every post.

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Trying to lame again, Solar? :D
Or maybe......trying to contend for the "Crappiest Guy Award 2004"??!! :D

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I'm trying to be the first to win two years in a row. It's meant to symbolize the gaping chasm between crappy and civilized people in the world's society.

And now for Xeon, a dozen smilies in a row:
http://askadamthetime.s5.com/smilies.bmp

[edit: once again I have been foiled by the lack of remote linking on free web hosting! Sorry Xeon :(]

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And now for Xeon, a dozen smilies in a row:
[edit: once again I have been foiled by the lack of remote linking on free web hosting! Sorry Xeon ]

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Nah Solar! 150m.com is a pretty good free host that supports remote linking, so you might wanna try them.
The only catch is that the pictures don't show up 100%, so if you see a red axe in the remote linking picture, you gotta right-click it and choose "Show Picture...". :D:D:D:D:D:D(half a dozen smilies)

Did you hear about the Eiffel tower? The top burnt.
The radio/telecom local burnt. It's sad for the parisians that receive TV channels and radios from it.

And you were trying to make me go on top of this tower!!

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Did you hear about the Eiffel tower? The top burnt.
The radio/telecom local burnt. It's sad for the parisians that receive TV channels and radios from it.

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U mean there's a radio/telecom on the top of the Eiffel Tower???!!!
Something like the top of the tower bursting into flames???!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

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And you were trying to make me go on top of this tower!!

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U haven't been watching movies, have you, Marina? :p
If you're climbing and the top of the tower burnt, you can transform into Sweaty-Hunky Marina Valliant the Heroine and save the masses.

Sigh! Stop downloading hot pictures and see more movies, dear. :):cool:

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you can transform into Sweaty-Hunky Marina Valliant the Heroine and save the masses.

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Marina the sweaty hunk?
Now you've ruined my lunch, Xeon.

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Marina the sweaty hunk?
Now you've ruined my lunch, Xeon.

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Nay, Tom! That's the interesting part!
The 784th law of the jungle states that the sexiest animal alive on earth is a woman in all her natural gloriness.....in this case : jungle outfit. :D:cool:
Some guys prefer natural and wild animals, Tom. Safari hunting with paint-balls, you see. :D >:->

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U mean there's a radio/telecom on the top of the Eiffel Tower???!!!

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Xeon, imagine you're PBS or something, and you want to make a (TV) station in Paris. Do you put your antenna on top of a 20m hotel building or a 300m statue which breaches the skyline? I know what I'd choose. That's why I'm not in the antenna business.

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Xeon, imagine you're PBS or something, and you want to make a (TV) station in Paris. Do you put your antenna on top of a 20m hotel building or a 300m statue which breaches the skyline? I know what I'd choose. That's why I'm not in the antenna business.

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I think XeOn thinks about putting his antenna everywhere he can...

Next he'll be asking...PBS what is that, does it have to do with girls ;)

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Xeon, imagine you're PBS or something, and you want to make a (TV) station in Paris. Do you put your antenna on top of a 20m hotel building or a 300m statue which breaches the skyline? I know what I'd choose. That's why I'm not in the antenna business.

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Oh I see. But I wonder why they wanna put atennas on a tourist attraction. It spoils the whole thing! Maybe that's where divine powers came in and destroy the darn thing? :eek::eek:

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Next he'll be asking...PBS what is that, does it have to do with girls

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Yeah, PBS is Public Broadcasting Station, right?
Or maybe.......Public Bedding Station? >:->
Or maybe.......Personal Banging Station? :eek: >:-> :D

There has always been antennas on the Eiffel tower. At least the last 60 years. (I can tell, because there was another fire in '56).

You know what?? That has nothing to do (it comes like a hair on the soup) :
I did buy a year ago a book on design patterns... I never had to use it until now. And guess what? I put it 2 days ago in the bottom of a box and closed the box. (I move this week-end)

Do you know a good website describing design patterns for Object oriented programing? Rather C++ ...

Marina

So, people, I'm back again. Hello to everyone who has missed me and atsch! to all who have thought that they finaly got rid of me...:D