Spork has granted me the 1000th reply in this thread.
Spork be praised!
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Spork has granted me the 1000th reply in this thread.
Spork be praised!
If we martyr ourselves while coding in the Spork's name will 72 new Computers await us in heaven???
I must tell you that Spork tests me the same way. Once in a while, about once in one or two months my CMOS settings are lost and I have to set them again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luchin_plusplus
But I'm doing my penitence and praise Spork.
No, not 72 but 7 times 70.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Yes, congrats..Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
He also granted me the 1000th post in this thread. I had just notices. I'm so glad. Let's hope some other believers like Octavo and Deniz can also get their prize.
Bonvoyage!
You forgot it writes "Heaven", not "heaven" my dear brother of Metal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Sorry, manual grammer checker (eyes) did not catch that one "heaven". I hope I did not offend the Spork! 7*70 computers? How's about a compromise, 1 really good computer and 7 great games, I had enough of programming this week!
Lol... this thread won't ever die... it all started back in 06-28-2003 ;)
This thread will die some day in the far future...Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc G
But the Holy Spork will never die.
Spork has made a promise: this thread is going to last as long as CodeGuru.
Praise His name for that.
I'll not waste my time praising The Spork, but I'll give my contribute to keep the thread alive anyway. :D
Praising The Spork is not wrong or a waste of time. You should reconsider your faith, for what pelnty of longer CMOS cleansing is coming up.
If someone can get my program to run, it certainly is Spork. Praise it!
It is snowing. I left specific instructions that this was not to happen. I blame Spork.
Romanian presidential elections!
50 - 50 at this point... There is a strong chance that communism may fall!
If this is the hand of Spork, then Spork i bow to thee! :D
Tom, the mighty Spork is not your servant! Spork does not care if you wish it to snow or not. The Mighty Spork has a plan... a plan for everything and everyone. Obviously, snow is a part of that plan and was thus inevitable.
Praise Spork for the snow!!
PRAISE HIM!
Brothers let's settle this once and forever: it's not "The Spork" is "Spork", for there is no other than Him.
It's Monday. I blame Spork for that too!
I strived for 2 weeks to convince Spork to do that. And final victory was delivered to us. :p :D :) :rolleyes: ;) :wave: Praised be spork.Quote:
Originally Posted by s|lent
I guess this means I can blame Spork for the US election result too :eek: :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
It is not because things are difficult that we don't dare , It is because we don't dare things that are difficult
That came from Spork.
watch out, Spork 's becoming almost a religion. soon enough i ll see spork temples on the discovery channel ...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
:eek: :D
Discovery Channel is Spork's favorite. He has blessed it with many blessings. Praised be Spork for that.
I think telling Cilu that Spork is not real, would be the same as telling an 5 year old girl that Santa Claus is just a mythos created by Coca Cola. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Santa Claus is real!!!!
He in fact is Saint Nicola from Bari.
He's also dead. Just like Spork.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrea_Rossini
Holy Spork does exist. Mighty Spork is not dead. Mighty Spork cannot die.
There are many unbelievers on this thread. People, who will one day soon, see the error of their wicked ways. Only by repenting now and devoting your life to holy Spork can you save yourselves!!
Only by accepting Spork as your guide and saviour can you progress to a higher energy level and perhaps one day be made a moderator. Holy Spork works in mysterious ways!
All hail mighty Spork!
All praise holy Spork!
... be made a moderator... mmm... gimme :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
I'll hail the Spork as a guide, as a saviour and as a protector.
Cilu is nearer than us. He has been granted with the Truth. In no time he will change his user description to "Spork Guidance Moderator". Then all of us be happy. Build a place where we can reunite and praise the Spork. Leave this thread and trespass this current level of energy, to start a higher-being-therad about our faith in the Spork....
Because the Spork is not dead. It lives in us and in everything, even un unbelievers.
The only place Spork could be living in this unbeliever is between his toes. I've had a lot of itching down there recently.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luchin_plusplus
Hey Tom,
I guess the USA is just not a member of the Spork coalition! Here we think of Spork as a chewed up spoon. What has Spork done for me lately??? 10% pay cut, lost a week time off, girlfriend cheating on me??? If there is a Spork he certainly would never let this happen! :eek:
First:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Oficially a government (any government I think) can not be just "allied" to the Holy Spork. They would need to teach a certain spritual, practical and more grateful way of life... that I think USA is far REALLY far away from. I mean, bombing people with no reason (welll... with one reason: money), and calling greeks "grecians" (which is like calling spanishs "spanials") really doesn't help.
Second:
Spork is not a spoon!! Let alone a chewed up one!! Cilu has been taught the Truth, he maybe has a better idea of how Spork is so that he can share with us, but as simple as it can be Spork is a higher being. chewed up spoons may be false idols! Created by those ones who don't believe in the Spork and try to pollute our world with "background noise" so that people can not achieve the truth and admire the peace and the beauty the Spork brings to us...
Third:
There is no "if". There IS Spork! And He does not need to let anything happen. He does not run safe-rule-actions, he does offer a life guide instead. He offers peace and beauty to this world.
Fourth:
I'm glad to be back. Too busy lately.
Spork is sending me to spread his words among the Gentiles. I won't be here for the next 10 days, so I say to you now, put your trust in Spork and carry the faith.
Aye, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of CG who celebrate such things! May the Spork guide and protect you :)
I shall be gone until sometime after the 3rd.
Cheers all and be well :wave:
With the risk of me getting scold... who is Spork?
If you are truly interested in our most holy Spork, perhaps you should read the last 10 or 20 pages of this thread :)
Prophet cilu, Brother Luchin++ and myself are the main proponents of the one true religion. The holy Spork guides us and teaches us love. Only those who embrace Spork are truly rewarded.... (oh and the Spork doesn't use VB apparently) :)
Perhaps one of the others can fill you in a bit more :)
Happy Holidays to all the CG's. Hope you all have a safe and wonderful time. :wave:
Oh, by the way, does Spork use Linux???
Lol... that's what I was afraid of.... I don't want to read those 10 to 20 pages ... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
Some little known facts about Spork:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Spork is still using Windows 3.1.
Spork's favorite food is Spam. Favorite beverage Tang.
Spork is a Cubs fan and a devotee of the Jamaican bobsledding team.
Spork's favorite color is mauve.
Spork likes Morris Dancing.
Just a few of the many preferences and facts about the mighty omnipotent Spork.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
Anyway dec 25 is not Spork the one who has to born!!!!
None of the above is true. Spork does not need to use Windows. He is in Windows and Windows is in Him. Spork does not favor a team or another. For Him all are equal. Spork does not have a favorite color. All colors are his.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
I think you know the answer if you read the prayer for Spork a few pages before.Quote:
Oh, by the way, does Spork use Linux???
I redefine Truth to be anything I say. Therefore, all of the above is TRUE by definition.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I define False to be anything that Spork says with the exception of instances where Tom and Spork are in agreement (seldom).
I define Unimportant to be anything in this thread.
Important is the compliment of Unimportant. Therefore, anything not said by Tom or Spork is A) important and B) neither True nor False.
We find these Truths to be self evident.
You can't redefine the Truth. The Truth just is. It is before everything and Spork is with It.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Again, you can't. False is whatever is not True and therefore is not in accordance with the teachings of Spork. Wether you and Spork are in agreement, is not importan. It is Him who allows you the Truth, and by accepting the Truth, you can become a Prophet like our great Cilu.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Well... that would means getting the last post is Unimportant, and as Spork says not so (He has already granted Cilu the 1000th reply), then it should also be True, by your definition, as you are not in accordance with Spork. Being Unimportant and True means technically you are: A) wasting our time or B) confused about the Truth and needing the teachings and the Faith in Spork.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Holy be Spork!
Of course I can redefine Truth. The word Truth is just a bunch of symbols that we attach a meaning to and I choose to define it my way (the only way).Quote:
Originally Posted by Luchin_plusplus
I define Justice to be a dessert made with bananas, vanilla ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped cream and crushed peanuts.
I define Beauty to be another name for a fox squirrel (sciurus niger).
It is amazing just how many of the world's problems can be solved this way.
You can only redefine relative truths. Real, absolute truths cannot be redefined. And Spork lays in absolute truth.
There are no absolute truths. I have defined them out of existence.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
PLOP! :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Absolute truths are absolute, not relative! You can not redefine an absolute truth! Even if you think that the fact that it is absolute makes the thing relative, it does not remove "absoluteness" from the truth itself!
You should reconsider praying to Spork to have a mind defragmentation. Things are getting really cloudy in there.
Well there were no absolute truths to start because I defined them out of existence. If there were any absolute truths, they couldn't be redefined.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luchin_plusplus
However, in the beginning Tom decreed that the only absolute truth is that there are no absolute truths. With a giant "poof" sound spork valiantly held out in his quest to remain non existent.
I win !!!!
Take care! --lol
No, I win!
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