You silly folks. Spork will rule you all.Quote:
Originally Posted by mgn0528
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You silly folks. Spork will rule you all.Quote:
Originally Posted by mgn0528
Hi, i'm new around here, but I've always wanted to win something.
So please, have a heart!
I feel your pain. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by iffy
If SPORK is non-corporeal, as Cilu says, or just NON as Tom says he can not have a heart in either case! So maybe Coca-Cola did invent him! :D
Corporeal, non-corporeal, truth, beauty, justice: these are all just hard words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Personally, I still think there are crowbars growing in Italy.
"Personally, I still think there are crowbars growing in Italy." Tom Frohman
What! What! What! If that's the case are there Sporks growing in Romania? This would explain alot. :ehh: In CT all we have growing here are attitudes (NY and Boston influences I'm sure). If not sporks maybe something psychotropic! :D
Ah well, at least something is growing.
We'll see if it is good or bad ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
BLAST!Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
And if Spork does not then McGyver will!Quote:
Originally Posted by mgn0528
But the Spork is one of McGyver's favorite weapons. It is almost as important as the grilled cheese sandwich to his method.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
If the Spork is so important to MacGyver, why isn't the thing included in a Swiss Army Knife??? I know he uses that religously!
+ha+ McGyver only needs a single popcorn, an empty yoghurt pot and a 20 cm of twine and he can take over the world by building an high explosiv bomb out of these three things. He does not need a Spork. Spork is nothing in comparision with McGyver.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
+muahahahahahahahaha+
He does not need Spork to be in a Swiss Knife. Spork is everywhere. McGyver only needs to trust Spork and so shall be he victorious. And as Spork knows and trusts McGyver abilities, He grants him with victory.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Have you ever seen McGyver using or even working with Spork? He does not need such crap, he will rule the world without help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luchin_plusplus
I agree with NoHero. An appliance used in prisons and asylums cannot be the supreme icon of the universe. MacGyver on the other hand (a good Scott) can be, and we all have a little bit of him in each of us (I hope I don't have a spork embedded in me anywhere :D ), we're programmers for Pete's sake! We are all expected to do the impossible with nothing!
This is the truth. Glad to see someone who expirienced the divine power of McGyver just as me. Welcome to the bright and good side, my son.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Some of us here have to look at reality.
I've been to Upper Austria, as well as the Voralrberg region and Seefeld. There is REALITY! My friend from Audi, her mom owns a hotel in Seefeld. I will be going there this summer.
Reality? ... :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
You visited Upper Austria? Just visit again and drag a pm down. There are many interesting things in (Upper) Austria you can visit.
/ A lot of breweries for example :D
The breweries are one of my favorite things! Gosser was a very nice place and the Gosser Ice beer was a rare treat. I most certainly will drag a pm down next time I'm there. (I'll be going to a Porsche racing school in Leipzig first, flying to Munich and driving to Austria.) Always remember the autobahn stamp!!! I learned about thatthe hard way :D .
Hook me up with some Bier ;) .Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Forgetting it is bad ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
/ Puh, lucky guy I am, not having any driving licence
Come down to Upper Austria - for example Wels or even Linz - and we'll have a beer together. I promise. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod
I'll take you up on that offer when I get there!
Of course, I am looking forward to. :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Looking forward to???Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
I am looking forward to it also.
or
I am looking forward to it too.
Your note says you want us to correct your grammar. :eek:
But why? Rob McVicar did't say that he is looking forward to it. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
/ And why not "I am looking forward to it either"?
Sorry, I was busy there, I am looking forward to it, actually, and I have just sent the application and check off to Porsche for the school in June. Getting a 997 from them for 5 days! two days on the course and three days to cruise around. Good deal, huh? :cool:
:eek: ... How much do you earn? Are you some kind of high rated star?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
/ Why don't you bring them to lay out the red carpet? :D
No high rated star (I wish though). I just live with my parents rent-free and am not married. So basically I'm living life to the fullest until I get married. I do have a 24 year-old Ukranian swimsuit model girlfriend (near star rating :D ).
Darn, you have reached everything I could dream of ... My respect! :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Thanks, I'm still no MacGyver, but McVicar (MacVicar in Canada) is close. Now you see why I have little respect for a tool (Two meanings) like Spork. :D
Reaching the high level of McGyver is impossible. There is only one and there will be only one. Forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Mick got to the 6666th post. That's the sign of the Antispork. :D :D
PS: no offence intended, just a joke... :blush:
Mick our exorbitant devil, if Simon666 sees that ... :ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
/ Joke
Err why would I be offended?Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
/I just like to dance in my goatskin pants around this ancient ruin.
Thank GOD I don't live near you! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Viggy
I really wonder who's gonna win. :lol:
Congratulation, I think you have won! :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by fairycat
I think this looks quite funny :D ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
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What on earth are you talking about?
Don't look now but there is a jackalope sitting on your shoulder.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
What?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
I said "Cabbage crates coming across the sea!".Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
I think Tom has been programming too long! Or he is getting cabin fever from being trapped in his house by all of the snow in Michigan! Tom, do you have the Monday holiday off? :ehh:
Ok...well...I....will call the doctor and together we can handle this. I promise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Yes, but you do need to watch out for dem jackalopes. They can get ornery, and mean!
Viggy
Wasted, All is Wasted.......
Wow you know how to encourage yourself! :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
... ahem ... I will watch out ... I promise ...Quote:
Originally Posted by MrViggy
/ I love the Kindergarten I am in here :D
You think I'm joking???
http://junior.apk.net/~mnovak/jackalopes/pics/
Viggy
Jackalopes are generally considered more dangerous than llamas and unicorns.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrViggy
True, however they can be trained. A couple of them even appeared on "Saturday Night Live"...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Viggy