leojose,Marc,cherish and others..Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc G
Guys .. u know Aishwarya rai ? ? ? (not to the people in India :):):D:D)
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leojose,Marc,cherish and others..Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc G
Guys .. u know Aishwarya rai ? ? ? (not to the people in India :):):D:D)
Another one: Joke ..
Everything I Need
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The
husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says,
"Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better
lover than you."
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is
doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids, too."
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit
cards, too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as
she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got
the airbag!"
I'm back...with a
BANG!!
Sorry to disappoint you guys
@jayender.vs: A beautiful girl like her? Ofcourse we know her! ;) Btw, why are you posting jokes in this thread? Not that I mind... but makes me wonder if you're confusing this thread with the Joke thread. :D ;)
@Mathew: Ey, nice to see you around. What kept you? :p :D
Work, pressure, schedule slip, code, bug, bug fix, argueing, convincing, meetings, standards, procedures, non-closures...<sigh>
that's all...? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
I'm sure you handled it all effectively & effeciently!!!
Welcome and nice to have you back... :wave:
Ah, you were really busy then. I thought you were on vacation. :D
don't we know the Aish?...u gotta be kidding jay...she is my favourite!Quote:
Originally Posted by jayender.vs
Not exactly...endless reviews, planning, orientaion, configuration management, technical assistance...<sigh again>Quote:
Originally Posted by leojose
Tomorrow is the customer release. It depends on what (and how :D ) the customer says.Quote:
Originally Posted by leojose
Hope it turns out well, Mathew so you don't *sigh* as much anymore. ;)
BTW how come you are online at this time. I remeber you saying bye and leaving GD at 4.00 PM (local time).
busy 'bugging' people I guess... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
Yeah, I'm at my aunt's place and using their computer. :D (Its now 12:36AM, Feb 8 here).Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
// Will be logging-out soon. ;)
Ohh... quit bugging me! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by leojose
So you finally tasted your own medicine...! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish