Oh. My. F###. God.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrViggy
What on earth is ... this?
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Oh. My. F###. God.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrViggy
What on earth is ... this?
And Wikipedia gives the answer ...
Join us next week for celebrity deathmatch where Spork takes on the Jackalope.
My money is riding on the Jackalope.
Odd... I remember one of those criters running around the neighborhood.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Of course, I'll spend all of my money onto the Jackalope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Nope, don't get Monday off. The big Three workers get the day off ( GM, Ford, DaimlerChrysler) but us suppliers (namely me) don't get the day off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
I am putting a curse on who ever posts next on this thread.
Hope I win. :) :) :)
Of course you will win! ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by miteshpandey
Did I win? :D :D :) :) :)
I don't think so.Quote:
Originally Posted by miteshpandey
Tag, I'm it.
LOL, baby, LOL
You are a tag?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Your parakeet talks to much.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
No, I am the parakeet. And I don't talk much, I write to much ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
You are all crazy fools.
The Spork is the only true religion.
Prophesy to follow:
The Spork has prophesaid the following: Economies of the world will get worse before they get better. America's involvement with Iraq will continue. The sun will rise tomorrow. NASA's deep impact experiment will have a minor, insignificant failure which will not detract from the mission in any major way.
oh yes and the Spork shall send us a messaih who will lead us to enlightenment and bring us peace. The messaih will be ridiculed and derided by non-believers and he will be persecuted, but the core of faithful shall see the light and be blessed!
That is all.
What would happen when I say that I don't believe in Spork ... :D :p
Nothing, except that you deny yourself enlightenment and peace of mind. With the presence of Spork in your life, you are protected and at peace with the world.
That's a bit disappointing... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
Not as dissapointing as never knowing the power of Spork!
It isn't that enough to be swallowed in darkness, deprived of the beauty, the glory, peace of mind and the joy, of knowing the Truth, if you don't believe in Spork?
I've been off some time, trying to get past summer... but I'm back!!!! (again)
Believe in Spork! He will fre you! And beware of false idols and chitchatting unbelievers who are trying to spread their Word of Evil in the world... by worshipping an unnombrable god called Knidfcdwvfdu3yb589fc3yb b8y04yy0byyc09902ยบ09 90909 y09!!!!!
Geez... again I can't hold against this unholy name!!
Spork guide me!!
Luchin++!!! Good to see you once again my brother!
I hope that the Spork guided you and blessed you over the festive season! Welcome back! :wave: :wave: :wave:
Thanks Octavo... good to see Spork has taken care of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
Unfortunaely, festive season has not started yet for me here... it was just "summer", ie.: working in a cubicle, trying to get an air cooler, getting my internet conection to work (here in Linux... I'm a new man thanks to Spork!!!). "festive season" here is mostly February, because there are still a lot of people working like it is October...
And for some fun, yesterday evening we had a (false) tsunami alert in a city about 100km far from my place... today we found in the news a lot of people (about 5000) had moves from their houses to the hills and far from the city river... only to found it was nothing...
Evil but fun anyway, it is a way of Spork to advise against the liars & unbelievers!!!
The jackalope beats Spork, pyramid power, and four of a kind on any hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
Spork has spoken to me in a vision and declared Tom Frohmen the anti-spork!
Since McGyver has invented the Spork, he will use it against every enemy that comes up. Don't mix up with this guys! The only thing that may beat the spork is a tin foil hat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Please provide me with refernces that support your claim thta McGuyver invented the spork. Secondly there is a massive difference between a simple spork and Spork. A spork is a eating utensil common to the fast food industry. The Spork is our heavenly creator, the source of all knowledge and wisdom and a particularly good coder too.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
I mean the eating utensil. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Octavo
Most people don't realize that a llama will eat your dinner if you let it.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
No it won't - haven't you seen Napoleon Dynamite?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
/terrible movie
No, didn't see it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SolarFlare
The squirrel would do this either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
The difference is that one leg is longer than itself.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Or the brain is smaller than it ought to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Just loosening your belt might help. Squirrels of the world unite!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
To prove it here is a picture of my dog Rose playing in the back yard today:
http://home.earthlink.net/~tfrohman/.../rosenback.jpg
Souldog will get envious ... :D
Oops, I win?
Congratulations you have won!Quote:
Originally Posted by myron
@Tom Frohman > By the way: You have a big garden :eek: ...
Just bought the new house. Started moving in this weekend. The dog really enjoys having a yard as opposed to not having one at my apartment. The lot is about 0.35 Acres (0.14 hectares)Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Congratulations Tom. Best of luck with the new place. I'm actually looking at doing the reverse, moving from CT to New York City. A little change goes a long way!
He would also enjoy the yard we have at our second land house which my grandfather owns: A big meadow, a small forest with a small tarn where he could catch fish and a small stream in it. Believe he would love it, but I do not know how big it is exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
*cough* I win *cough*
My parents own about 7 acres ( 2.8 hectares) out in the woods up north in Michigan. They've never built anything on it. Maybe we could tow a trailer onto it. Dump some old appliances and some old cars on blocks there. Then Mick could move in :pQuote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Have no fear. Spork is here. :thumb:
Hihi, nice ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
BTW: My cat:
Tom likes kitties too. Good kitty!Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Oh, Prophet!
You're Back!
Let's Hail Spork!
I was getting bloody-mary bored actually... good to see Cilu righ back. I myself have been SO far these days... but I've never lost faith in Spork, let alone be distracted by kitties.
Why? Shorter commute? Better night life? Its gotta be expensive to live in NY.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Visited New York City for the first time last spring. I think the cliche applies: Nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there...
I want to get away from the big city.
I'd never move to a bigger city than my village ... Darn Spork, McGyver is better!
Well guys,
NYC is a nice place to visit and that is what I'll be doing. It is only a 90 minute commute from my home in Connecticut, so I'll be making NYC wages and living at home where it is a little cheaper! Work is paying for the trains and parking too!
Besides there are lots of cute girls (my girlfriend won't see this :D. Ah shoot she live in NYC anyway (another reason :D :D :D ) ) and the night life is great for Friday decompression! Besides the 30K+/year I'll be making would be nice too!