I knew it...and they love to pick nose at work, right?:D
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I knew it...and they love to pick nose at work, right?:D
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where is the letter YOU wrote to God..?:p
Ejaz yer scaring me :D
Well, it wasn't my intention :o ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Its classified :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello,
could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think
I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as
the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another condom
because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.
She always crosses herlegs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might
strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the
boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom
because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me
she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting me to make a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets
there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this
dinner
and thank you for all you give us." A minute later the boy is still
praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the
boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other
surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others.
She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so
religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
That was good chmanish
Friendship
Kids today don't know anything. So I wouldn't be suprized if they didn't know who Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
I dunno where I've seen that comic strip about "Friendship", sunnypalsingh... but its a nice one. :lol: :thumb:
@Ejaz: I'm guessing your letter to God has something to do with *ng*l*n* J*l** wearing something in d*v*l r*d. :D ;)
same guess here...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
/what would you write to God cherish..?:p
Why do I have to write to him? :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
He can always be contacted anytime, anyplace. ;)
EDIT:
Hehe, I guess I'm evading the question. Huh? :p
Okay. For the fun of it, here's my letter..
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Dear God,
Hullo, my name is Cherish what's yours? My classmate said
I really have big teeth. When I grow up can you make me
really rich so I can have them braced? I promise to be really
good if you do so.
Cherish
P.S. If my mom hadn't married my dad would I still be me?
P.S.2 Oh and I really wished you made me a boy.
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(don't take it seriously, guys) :lol:
LMAO...:D
cherish have big teeth.. :D
that depends, you might have bigger teeth :D:DQuote:
P.S. If my mom hadn't married my dad would I still be me?
http://forums.codeguru.com/ Yeah, like the teeth of those smilies you used. :p
// Seriously, I got teased big time coz of my teeth. So don't you dare tease me about them now. :mad: http://forums.codeguru.com/
I got teased because i'm sooo skinny in school..
but thats cool, they though i'm on drugs.. so most kids won't dare to tease me upfront, they just talk behind me, afraid that I might get violent under influnce of drug...:D
Nope, I won't..;)Quote:
So don't you dare tease me about them now.
LOL. Heh. I guess almost all of us got teased at some point. I don't mind now.. but I did then. And I still get self-conscious about it... :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
I was joking on that part Max. But thanks. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
have you seen this Ferrari ..?:D
Now I have. :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
its pretty cheap and affordable compared to other ferrari models..:D
Great Guess :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
I think that's a good deal. You get a real live horse (or is it still a pony?) so that when the car suddenly breaks down and you're in a rush,
you can ride the horse instead. :D :D Great alternative in traffic jams too. :lol:
Except for the smell :)
A Bear Joke!
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted.
"I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant, and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear,
and squeezed the handle."
"And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."
replied the doctor.
Ah, yes... and in some cities, you have to get a license for using a horse as transportation too. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
But despite those, its still cheap and affordable than other ferrari models. ;)
:D nice idea.Quote:
I think that's a good deal. You get a real live horse (or is it still a pony?) so that when the car suddenly breaks down and you're in a rush,
you can ride the horse instead. :D :D Great alternative in traffic jams too. :lol:
well wash your car and the horse frequently..:DQuote:
Except for the smell :)
:lol: I wonder if the old man understood what the doctor was trying to get at... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by sunnypalsingh
Nice idea too. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
// Guys, tell me straight.. do I look like a horse? :D The boys teased me waaay back that I look like a horse because of my big teeth. :sick: http://forums.codeguru.com/
ROTFLMAO:DQuote:
// Guys, tell me straight.. do I look like a horse? The boys teased me waaay back that I look like a horse because of my big teeth.
usually people with big teeth would be called a rabbit or bunny..not a Horse..
:D:Somebody please help me, I can't stop laughing::D
Ey. Glad to know my jokes are funny.. :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
You know what? Come to think of it... it was my classmate who got teased becaue his teeth were bigger than mine! And he really does resemble a horse. :D
At home, I was nicknamed "Bugs Bunny" though. :D
My classmate was called "Ritchie the Horsie"... *giddyup, giddyup!* :D
Do I see grass at your avatar? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
http://forums.codeguru.com/.... Ehh.... yes. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
// Sssshhh.. http://forums.codeguru.com/ :blush:
are you still called "Bugs Bunny" at home...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
/poor ritchie, he must be really depressed.. how he is doing now.:p
No, not anymore. It was only during elementary days. Maybe because I've grown, my teeth doesn't look that big anymore. http://www.geocities.com/che_rish2000/codeguru/whew.gif :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
I guess the teasing gets into him sometimes. But that rarely happens. He's our class valedictorian when we graduated. So I'm sure he's doing well now. (I haven't seen most of my classmates since graduation).
good for you, some people got stuck for the rest of their life with the name they used to be called at home.. if your family still calling you 'bugs bunny', I'm sure your collegues or univrsity friends would call you that also.. :D if they ever been met your family of course..:DQuote:
No, not anymore. It was only during elementary days. Maybe because I've grown, my teeth doesn't look that big anymore.