And now for some toilet humor...
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And now for some toilet humor...
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Join Date: Sep 2002, Posts: 6,969
Location: Maryland - Fear The Turtle!
[QUOTE=Mick]And now for some toilet humor...[/QUOTE
I hope you didn´t forget to dedicate your *Posts: 6,666* to our old buddy Simon? :)
´does anybody here remember Vera.. opss Simon 666, and btw dimm_coder´ :ehh:
[QUOTE=dimm_coder]Why Simon was just slumming here yesterday or was it today...the days they blend together...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
:wave: DIMMERS :)
Hello, Mickez! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
whz thez have a ´z´ letter instead of ´y´in their german kezboards? Other letters seem to be on their original places :D
I am just surfing the Internet collecting information in orther to buy a used laptop (sitting in a turkish internet cafe :eek:). Quite difficult and boring without a home computer.
I find that hard to believe...sitting in a turkish cafe and your bored??? What no hookah?Quote:
Originally Posted by dimm_coder
I wonder if my copy is worth this much? :D
'Dogs Playing Poker' sells for $590K
And I'm the one with the chevy on the cinder blocks???Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Well, guys I'm back and at my new Wall St. NY address! I don't know, my company thinks I'm worth more than that! And I love them for it!!!! :wave:
Aha, It was you who bought "Dogs Playing Poker" for $600,000.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
I think it was Andrew ... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Nah,
I bought a new Porsche GT3 RSR to go racing in ;) . Actually I'm paying off debts I racked up on that nasty Ukranian model I was going out with. The girl would not even call me on my birthday :eek: . I got the last laugh though. Since I know her parents and sister I gave them an earful and broke up with her third hand. Now I really do have my racing budget back and I will be able to afford running my Porsche in 5-10 races this year!
Yeh, I needed to brighten up my closet in my 24 room mansion in the Rocky Mountains :) .Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
who know's? ;)
A) It is snowing hard outside.
B) I'm tired.
C) Is it time to go home yet?
Snowed here yesterday :) some today. We are suppose to get snow on monday/tuesday...can you maybe do some sort of snow dance and make it go away before it comes this way?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
My God this thread is still goining on................. :D
It almost has the "Question and Answer" thread beat ;) .Quote:
Originally Posted by miteshpandey
/spam away!!!
Yep we will beat the question and answer thread.
I don't even recognize if it's snowing or not. The light of my laptop TFT is the only light in my room (still glad to find the ice coffee thingee) ;)
I'll win! :cool:
BTW: ****ING SNOW! i want to ride my motorcycle and i want to ride it NOW :mad:
You can still ride your motorcycle on ice. Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
So what's for dinner? My crocodile is hungry and the library is still closed.
How is this all possible? Simple, I painted the boxtops green.
???
how many boxes fit in a bathtub? none, because a fish has no knee!
BTW: i'll win.
in austria there's a game called "the last but one pays" played in bars: all people participating share one drink, drinking a little (or a little more) one after the other. the person who drank before the one who empties the glass, pays the drink.
play the game and you will recognize that you'll be very fast very drunk!
ewww that is how you get cooties...unless of course your doing shots of everclear wOOt...
well, it's highly recommended to sanitize yourself by having some - as you said - shots after the game (if you're still able to drink even a drop).Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
another way is to use a straw in the game (of course, don't share the straw, but have one straw for each participant). this would also make the alcohol much more effective!
Wake me up when you get to the snorting everclear with a straw...
can't figure out what you mean with "snorting", but OK! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Never heard of that game. But eating bread will cease the effect of alcohol. Not only cease it will cause it to effect several hours after you drunk it .... I just heard that, never tried so far 'cuz I am not very fond of alcohol ... give me coffeeeeee
Insert one end of straw into shot glass. Insert the other end in your nose. Now 'snort'...Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
PS: umm dont try that at home kids...it can kill you :)
now it's clear to me WHY i didn't understand! it was beyond my imagination... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mick
I live on the edge :)Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
/Rebel without applause....
i found my masterQuote:
Originally Posted by Mick
I guess I can ignore this ... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mick
DON'T!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
I was refering at the word "kids" not on the rest. As you can read in my previous post one of my dogmas: alcohol = bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
i see.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Yup. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
If my power goes off one more time....I am going to scream....actually I'll probably just go out and drive my car into some power lines...
/That will teach them!
It is obvious that you have no idea what horse when it rains!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by reset-leo
You have tasted the whole worm.
:confused: ... Miaou!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
/ Is there any squirrelliary around?
There are 75 days left...
May I guess? Your birthday? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
You can find my birth date from my public profile.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
No, it's much darker than that... ;)
There are 74 days left...
uuuh ... May I get a tip? ... darker ... Has it something to do with the dark side then? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I feel the Force is strong with you. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
I've already seen it :D
A new Star War's DVD pack? Or has one of the first three episodes free TV premiere?Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
You know you need help when...
http://www.backyardproductions.co.uk...uncil%2001.jpg
/all bow before the power of the g00gle
What is the point of this post? To me it's like creating poop to bring reason to a toilet.
Well ... Nearly ...Quote:
Originally Posted by peejavery
That's just your point...Quote:
Originally Posted by peejavery
Somebody needs to bump the boring thread...too lazy to look for it.
70 degrees today [and we are all going to die]
So this would never work :)
http://www.alaskanalpineclub.org/Ice...5IceWall1.html