AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)

A man met a beautiful girl, and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500.
So, they spent the night together. In the morning before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment".
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn`t any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the! note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
"Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don`t have enough furniture to fill it, please don`t blame the landlord."

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Originally Posted by chmanish

A man met a beautiful girl, and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500.
So, they spent the night together. In the morning before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment".
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:
"Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was'nt plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn`t any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the! note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
"Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don`t have enough furniture to fill it, please don`t blame the landlord."

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Just some nitpicking ;)

I personally find this hilarious, but you may find it depressing, useful or just interesting, depending on your perspective.

You can see a history graph of the UNIX family of broken OS's. (Oops, did I say broken? Sorry all, didn't mean to pass judgement...)

They even keep it updated, although how they manage that is beyond me.

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Just some nitpicking ;)

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He was listing expectations, not actual findings. It should be "was plenty of heat."

Just nitpicking back :p

Thank you, Hankdane, for the link to that brilliant chart on Unix versions.

It's like the map of railways. I thought "unix" derived from "united". What's scary is that you know it's the same thing with versions of Windows or with dialects of Javascript.
Anyway, don't avoid learning to drive a car because you think learning to ride a bicycle is faster and easier.
Now, I remember that a great feature of Unix is its ability to handle forks.

Poor Elliott

For Cilu

In Romanian there is a single word for "parable" and "parabola". So this joke makes much more sense in Romanian:

Jesus to the apostles:
"In truth I say to you y = 5x^2 + 4x - 7".
The apostles speak to each other and then Peter approaches Jesus and says:
"Rabi, forgive us, but we haven't understood your teaching..."
"You sinners, it's a parabola/parable."

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MISFORTUNE

One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of
serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find
anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and
he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at
him,That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look
terrible.What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today
was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was
running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at
the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two
patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell
happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

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:D

This one is a nice one :D :thumb: :lol:
Well the **** are...Chickens ( Coc k )

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A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old ****. As he feels that
the old **** could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one
young **** from the market.


Old **** to Young **** : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards
productivity.


Young **** : What ya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be
retired.


Old **** : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you
with some?


Young **** : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.


Old **** : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I
win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I loose you will have all.


Young **** : O.K. What kind of competition?


Old **** : 50 meter run. >From here to that t! ree. But due to my age, I hope
you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.


Young **** : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.


Confidently, the following morning, the Young **** allows the Old **** to
start off and when the Old **** crosses the 10 meters mark the Young ****
chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old **** back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, Bang! ..... before he could overtake the old ****, he was shot
dead by the farmer, who cursed, "What the hell ! This is the fifth GAY
chicken I've bought this week !"

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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within
a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their s*x
life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital s*x felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went
to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last
drop."

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and
the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to
her
husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack:
"Extra
Long. King Size.

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.Then after a whole
month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were
the words "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar
magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for BA.The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both
ways."

Mom fainted...

No offense to the ladies :D

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in NewYork City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch .... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . ..

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Manager should be dealt with at once, or they are going broke. :rolleyes:

@Sarevok: You're almost always posting about girls... now, why is that? :rolleyes: :P

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Originally Posted by cherish

@Sarevok: You're almost always posting about girls... now, why is that? :rolleyes: :P

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Really?:D I didn't notice that.:rolleyes: Ok here's something different.:D

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The Thermodynamics of Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today.Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that In order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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:D

One day, a one dollar bill and a hundred dollar bill got folded together and began talking about their life experiences.

The hundred dollar bill began to brag:

"I've had a great life," he said. "I've been to all the big hotels, Donald Trump himself used me at his casino, I've been in the wallets of Fortune 500 board members, I've flown from one end of the country to the other! I've even been in the wallet of two Presidents of the United States, and once when Princess Diana visited the US, she used me to buy a packet of gum."

In awe, the dollar humbly responded, "Gee, nothing like that has ever happened to me, ...but I have been to church a lot!"

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Originally Posted by cherish

@Sarevok: You're almost always posting about girls... now, why is that? :rolleyes: :P

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Because, cherish, girls are fun :D

http://www.epsilon3.com/home/usenet_h.html
just read this :D

Ok.

So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender goes ahead and hands him one and says "That'll be one penny"
The man replies "Really only one cent? Can I get a steak, some french fries and an orange"
The bartender says back "Okay 3 cents"
The man is shocked and says "Wow, this really is a nice place I'd love to meet the owner. Where is he right now?"
The bartender says "In the the back with my wife"
The man says "What is he doing back there with your wife?"
The bartender replies "The same thing I'm doing with his business!"

HAHAHAHA.

Feeding The Baby

This was not at all a joke that could make someone happy. It made me feel very bad :eek:

Pls dont take it personally Sunny pra ji but I had this horrible feeling after seeing this and I could not resist but express it here.

Yes, it's awful, but it's only a joke.

Some other jokes:

A neighbour to another neighbor:
- Your baby is crying.
- What should I do?
- Don't know. Sing a lullaby and the baby will sleep.
- Okay.
Five minutes later, the neighbor comes back
- Well, can you please stop singing?
- Why?
- I prefer to hear the baby crying!


A policeman arrest a driver:
- Your car is emitting a lot of pollution.
- No, this is not a car, this is a machine for making clouds.

A businessman to another businessman:
- Thank you very much for acceting to be paid not now, but in three months.
- Don't thank me, that's natural between men of our kind.
- When will the goods be delivered?
- In three months!

A daughter to her mother:
- Mon, I want a beautiful doll, a little house, a piano, and a computer
- Okay, buy everything you want. Here are two dollars.

Two persons:
- When I drink a cup of coffee, I can't sleep.
- That's the opposite for me?
- How come?
- When I sleep, I can't drink a cup of coffee!

Good ones, Olivthill! :)

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Originally Posted by Skoons

http://www.epsilon3.com/home/usenet_h.html
just read this :D

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Check this out also:

http://www.icwhen.com/entertainment/...theology.shtml

Hmmmm, Since my last post, I have learnt to take things in lighter side. So this one was funny for me :thumb: ;)

Write a program in C for college love?.

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#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute  beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

    if(lady = =Cute )
    line++;
while( !reply )
{

      printf("I Love U"); 
      scanf("100%",&reply);

}

    if(reply == "GAALI")  // GAALI means Abuse

    main();  /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply ==  "SANDAL ") 
  exit(1);

else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
    lover = Cute ;
    love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

    goto restaurant;

    restaurant:
{
      food++;
      smile++;
    pay->money = lover->money;
    return(college);
}

    if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

    cinema:
{
      watch++;
if(intermission)
    {
      coke++;
      smoke++;

        }
}

    if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

    park:
{
    for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
        kiss = kiss+1;

}

    free(lover);
return(home);

    if(time ==9.30)
    goto pub;

    pub:
{
    friends++;
    party++;
    booze++; 
smoke++; 

      if(pub.close())
    {
      pay->bill;
      come->out;
    }
}

  if (highly->intoxicated)
    goto friendsroom;
else
{
    sweetpan++;
    polo++;
    goto home;
}

  friendsroom:
{
    goto sleep;
}

  home:
{
    if(mom.shouts())
    {
      reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
    say->reason;
    }
    if(dad.shouts())
            shut->yourmouth;

      call->lover;
    if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice))
    {
      hang++;
    }
    else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
    {
      for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
      {
      say->ILuvU;
      scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */
      }
    }
    goto sleep;
  }

  sleep:
{
    *(dream)=love;
}
}

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I really liked this part:

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    if(mom.shouts())
    {
      reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday);
    say->reason;
    }
    if(dad.shouts())
            shut->yourmouth;

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:thumb: :D

I don't know you will find it funny or scary but I really found it funny :).

http://www.deathclock.com/

I know a person who is still alive and it says that he should have been dead.

I freaked when it said that I had 7 years to live, until I tried it the next day, and found out that I had died 30 years ago. The next day, I had 39 years to live.

I wouldn't max out my credit cards because of that site. Sounds pretty random to me.

It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

I'll try to find the more complete version of this joke saying how hot it is down there (looks like hell) and about some confusion at the gate (pearly gate ?) ... that makes it even better !

Only a true Tennessean could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.



Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Chuckey, Tennessee. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night). flicked the blinkers on, then off, a couple of times, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.

At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

WARNING TO ALL DOG OWNERS

Warning to all dog owners: Watch your dog!

The State Highway Patrol in conjunction with the FBI has issued a warning advising all dog owners to keep their dogs indoors until further notice.



Dogs are being picked off one at a time on an almost continual basis throughout the city.



They are falling in great numbers. Police in the city advise all dog owners not to walk their dogs - KEEP THEM INDOORS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!

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Good one Vanaj :lol: looks like my avatar has found a new friend :D

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Originally Posted by Sarevok

Good one Vanaj :lol: looks like my avatar has found a new friend :D

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I can send you the jpg if you would like it...

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Originally Posted by Vanaj

I can send you the jpg if you would like it...

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Thanks but I already got a copy.:D Together these cats will rule the world. :lol: :D ;)

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Originally Posted by Sarevok

Together these cats will rule the world. :lol: :D ;)

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Forget the Turtle...Fear the CAT....

Call-Ailing

Most Annoying WebSite (Open if your fingers are fresh)

http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand/

HAHAHA. I love NoScript. What did I miss? :)

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Originally Posted by dglienna

HAHAHA. I love NoScript. What did I miss? :)

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I guess by saying that you love NoScript, you proved that you didn't missed anything :)

COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONG(Only for people who can understand HINDI)

# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..

# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai

# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.

# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi
jaan bhi jati nahin.

# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum

# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.

# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.

# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.

# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.

# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.

# Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

AHHh good jokes!

Tech. Support

Why didn't I think of something like this trick. I could escaped some beating during school years..:D

/this joke with the girls version already posted here before..;)

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A MOTHER PASSING BY HER SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS
NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN, SHE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED
UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTRE OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED "MOM."

WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, SHE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER
WITH TREMBLING HANDS:

DEAR MOM,

IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE
WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH YOU.

I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA. SHE IS SO NICE, EVEN WITH ALL
HER PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT IS NOT
ONLY THE PASSION, MOM. SHE'S PREGNANT, AND BARBARA SAYS THAT WE WILL BE
VERY HAPPY, EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER AS SHE IS 20 YEARS OLDER
THAN I AM.

SHE OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS, AND HAS ENOUGH FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE
WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY
DREAMS, TOO.

BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HARM ANYONE AND WE'LL BE
GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE
COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL
FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO BARBARA CAN GET BETTER. SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!

DON'T WORRY, MOM, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF
MYSELF. SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK SO YOU SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR
GRANDCHILDREN.

YOUR SON, BILLY

P.S. MOM, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M ACROSS THE ROAD AT BOB'S HOUSE.I JUST
WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT
CARD THAT'S IN MY DESK, CENTRE DRAWER.

I LOVE YOU! CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME!!

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nice one maxi :wave:

Banta Singh writes a letter to Bill Gates!!!

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

10. Hey what is this, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad, but there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', what happened to the remaining?

11. There is not even single photo of mine in the 'MY Pictures'.. when u will keep my photo in that.

12. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'

Thanking you,

Yours
Banta Singh

heheh :lol: :lol: pretty old one though.... but such ones can always amuse ppl :D good one Ejaz :wave: