Hey local langauges are not allowed here :D :p.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
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Hey local langauges are not allowed here :D :p.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Yeah...no local languages.. or atleast give the english versions..
My vote would go to Andreas...his "WINKS" say a lot.. ;) ..Cheers..
From Deniz:
Nah, because if you just jump in and read, it's not funny and even lame. Like when I came back the other time to CodeGuru and I read the threads from an outsider's point of view, everything is so fake. But once you get invovled, wow. Get that little girl to post her and I assure you, Sir...she won't go back. :thumb:Quote:
I sometimes tell my wife jokes I read here & she thinks they are lame. She's not a programmer, mind you.
From Cilu:
Yes, Xeon and Xena got banned, but is back with Xeon, Xena and Xenu. The Three Almightys. :cool:Quote:
No more Xeon/Xena...He/She just got banned
From Ejaz:
For shouldering all the blame so that 4 other folks won't get banned. If you think I'm joking, look again. I don't wanna name names, but.....sigh.Quote:
What were the charges this time?
It's worth it, though. A hero's life is never easy. :cool:
Good day,
Xeon.
Should I hide my disappointment? ;)Quote:
Yes, Xeon and Xena got banned, but is back with Xeon, Xena and Xenu. The Three Almightys.
I agree... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Wow...cool.....Who's Xenu??? I know Xeon is the alias to actual Xena.. but who's Xenu...is she also and alias to actual Xena :D :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Really..A hero's life is really tough... but still wat were the charges... that would help us refine our language..It cant be profanity this coz I have seen many use un-censored languages but they are never banned? and I guess Xena was better with her words this time!!! Was it because of all the flirting with McRat?? :D ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
By the way .. as far as the polling goes ... I would also vote for Cilu and Ejaz...They are quite funny and humorous too... and guys ..guys.. u shud acknowledge the votes.. like darwen did ! :)
Please note that booth capturing is fully allowed for the voting ... u can put in as many votes for ur candis as possible .. even vote for different people ..like i did. :thumb:
I think that the most funny is NoHero.
Could someone fill me in on Xeon's history & tendencies to get himself banned on CG? Whoever can tell me in the funniest way possible will get my vote for funniest poster :P
Xeon: you can't enter this competition :rolleyes:
As for my wife finding CG boring, no way on earth she would come online to read & post stuff. She is computer litterate & has a laptop but she wont use it outside working hours. She is what we call "a normal person".
Judy Patch maybe could clear your doubts... :D:D:D
From Dennis:
Yes, I know......because the moment I register myself in this competition, I win all. :cool:Quote:
Xeon: you can't enter this competition
Nah......such folks are becoming extinct. Look at most teenage girls nowadays. Once thought of as the world's most trendy and least-nerdy age/gender group, even they're using computers and gadgets more and more.Quote:
As for my wife finding CG boring, no way on earth she would come online to read & post stuff. She is computer litterate & has a laptop but she wont use it outside working hours. She is what we call "a normal person".
And I wanna kiss them. Sorry Dennis. I'll settle it with the cops myself later.
And after that, I'll see a psychiatrist. :thumb::thumb::thumb:
Good day,
Xeon.
:D :D :D Funny as always...Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
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Originally Posted by Max
That is at least as funny. CPU == MOTHERBOARD? :D :D :D Maybe Fatherboard...Quote:
Central Programming Unit
the C.P.U. (or 'motherboard' as it is more commonly known) is the main part of hardware you need to know about. It is a large circuit that is made up of tiny microscopic wires and connections that pass data to different parts of the computer.
All computers have C.P.U.s
The C.P.U. has many plugs and slots for various other pieces of computer hardware such as R.A.M., a chip, cards, FDD disk drives, A.G.P. cards etc...
The C.P.U. looks quite complicated, but is in fact quite simple.
A C.P.U.'s speed is measured by the amount of busses it has. A Bus is a tiny microscopic electronic component that carries computer data. The more busses a cpu has, the more data can be carried at once, the faster it is. Most of today's modern C.P.U.s have over 700 busses.
There are some kids in my place saying that CPU is the desktop (is desktop the name for case + all the things inside).. so I correct them saying, CPU is a small chip that sits on the motherboard...But this is the first time that someone is saying CPU == MOTHERBOARD:D :D ... hm.. so according to this guy, when I describe my computer, it will be like this:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
btw, is desktop == case + all the things inside??Code:CPU : Intel P4 3.2Ghz (LGA775)
CPU : Intel D915GAV Board
don't hold back..you'll explode...show the true dark force of yours, Darth cilu :D...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
this is how it works...be the white sheep or else...but if you're the black sheep, make sure you didn't eat or sleep with the whites..they can spank you, but you must never touch them...if they get red as :mad:, you must bite the dust...flirting or not, be the white sheep...that's the rule...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by xTerminate
That sounded reverse racist to me mrRee.
Or shall I say racist against caucasians ?
Darwen.
no...I don't mean literally the white and the black...but white sheep and black sheep..like the folk tales..Ba BA Black sheep...I not indicates to skin color...Quote:
Originally Posted by darwen
In England it's racist to even go to Baa Baa black sheep.
It's not taught in schools for instance.
That's what's called Political Correctness : rewording everything (even nursey rhymes) so that they won't offend anyone.
Darwen.