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How is your internet connection on antartica? :cool:
Freezed? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Marc G
underwear is just another arguemnet of clothing:D...now, Inspector Sahab('sahab' means mister, right?)...covering your most secret part is a duty of an underwear...the Superman and several superhero look cool because of this material alone...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahir
o my fang!...how did u discover this lost word?...Taciturn is the God of Silence...but this god is never been worshiped by Antarticans since 6710BC...Taciturn is believed possessed a power to make a gas releasing more silence(just like a silencer) but the smell can kill a 12 tonnes sperm whale with a single shot...so, that's why this god had been abondoned in a small cave near Hesqojf Hill... :rolleyes:Quote:
Plants are a taciturn lot and do not talk much
objection Your Honor....mrRee is the one that spend most of his time talking to penguins...but the penguins never see mrRee as a penguin at all...they see him as a Phucre(a cheap harpoon) :eek: ...Quote:
Penguins on the other hand... spend most of their time talking to mrRee.
don't be too shy...mrRee is a nice Antartican...no need to apologise for that...if he felt offended, he just turn his cheek :eek: ........and send a nuclear missile to your garage... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by NatThoelecke
my friend from San Diego...I hate to say this...people of the world except Antartican know nothing about Antartics...they haven't explore much of its terrain...they came, saw some snow, play with some penguins, poke their flags, then left...then they boasting about how they managed to conquer a giant floating iceberg...that's not Antartica...that was an iceberg...Quote:
but, if you're seeing polar bears and walrii your in the arctic reagion (North Pole area).
we Antartican occupied 12% of it...1% for each tribe...you can come by to my igloo and play with my pet polar bear...you can go for walrus hunting too...next month is the perfect month for walrus-hunting...the snow isn't too thick...but no gun, just harpoon...echo is a sign for run-for-your-life thing.. :ehh:
//rule #vii...still...
yup...freezed!!!..never been better...my Yoshibonk(leader of a tribe) had promised to upgrade our line...but what we got is only 1Mbps...that's tooooo slow...because, you know...with the temperature sometimes down to 0K(-247C), the connection is frozen...when it happen, we call it as 'berckoo'...it means "freezin' witch"... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc G
our rival tribe called Jambongan, had upgraded their connection up to 10Mbps...but that's not too long before my tribe will upgrade to 1.7Gbps...
Poor Chicks with Happy Rats
here come 2 chicks...one is meek...one is sleek...
here come 2 rats...one bring mat...one wore hat...
first chick named Tick...the other one is called Nick...
rat on mat named Tad...its friend with hat is called Chad...
Tick ask Nick...if Nick has a trick...Nick shows its kick...right on Tick's beak...
Tick felt hurt...Nick go get herb...Tick lay down...but Nick wander around...
Nick found Tad...napping on his mat...later came Chad...wearing his hat...
Chad make a tickle...on Tad's left ankle...now Tad feels funny...it kick Chad on its tummy...
both are laughing...like there's nothing...Nick is wondering...about that thing...
so Nick come by...and Nick say hi...Tad raise high...and greets the guy...
Chad tip its hat...to Nick it just met..."what are you looking at"...there goes Chad...
Nick was shocked...its throat was blocked...Tad just smiled...knowing Nick is mild...
Tad pat Nick..."don't be panic"...he try to calm Nick...and ask what he seek...
then Chad just laugh...and say that's just a bluff...
Nick felt relief...a big smile he give...and describe in brief...he looking for a leaf...
Tad told the place...for the leaf it crave...but Nick not make any pace..curiousity is on its face...
Chad ask why...as Nick looked shy...
later Nick ask Tad...don't you feel sad...kicking your friend Chad...and why Chad didn't get mad...
but both went laughing...for Nick's stupid asking..."we're a great great buddy"..."sometime we act like crazy"...
now Nick learned a lesson...about kicking is not a nonsense...if been doing with much patient....
we present you...Smigilly...the cute penguin...<Applause>
jumping jumping...see me jumping...
up down up down...on my ground...
turning turning...let me turning...
round round...around my town...
running running...make me running...
right left right left...hold my breath..
laughing laughing...hear me laughing..
jiggle wriggle...jolting my wrinkle...
nagging nagging...kill your nagging...
hush hush...no more fuss...
I just jumping, then I turning, later I running, sooner I laughing...
but you, just keep on nagging...
"forsaken world of Grucog"
by Smigilly, Miss Penguins 2004
I guess with such a low temperature, you would have some serious other problems instead of to worry about your internet connection ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Yep! You would have diminished blood supply to your extremities :D
But in other way, you don`t need coolers on your PC, and you may use Linux there :D
can't help it, bro...our Yoshibonk is really want it fast as the election of Leader of All Tribes(Fonibonk) will be held in next 3 month...and he's currently working on setting up a free pr0n sites for Antarticans...what a genius capitalist..Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc G, the Mod
so you can kill your boredom with the website coming on November... :D
don't worry, mister...we used to live under the extreme climate...it's only absolute 0K we're talking about...no big deal...that's why the explorer will never reach our land unless they can evolved like we do... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahir, the Sahab
a little secret of our tribes...when dolphins lived on land eons ago(known as Andoltarphitican), they had decided to evolved to 2 seperate creatures...fish eaters became dolphins and penguin eaters became Antartican....the words dolphin and antartican are actually derived from the word 'Andoltarphiticans'...luckily I'm the penguin eaters :D ...if not, I'll have to work in a zoo today...as the unpaid acrobater..
what is coolers?...never heard this device before :confused: ...is it a kind of device...or is it kind of person that can win over Taciturn in a farting contest...winner takes all...the insults of course:D...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons, just travelled :D
BTW, I know a device called heater...all PCs must have this...sometimes it came with built-in heater in the processor...AMD is a good one...and we invented the over-clock technics to heat up our PCs for best performance... :eek:
//walrus....big one..it's mine...mine!
LETTER OF INVITATION
As the matter mentioned above, the penguins and several snow wolves had been sent to Singapore to invite Xeon, the fruiting best story maker...
2) woit, Xeon...you'd pet your belly well enough...now, it's time to make it flat...come out from your hiding...people won't make fun of your flabby tummy...just do some push-ups and sit-ups...a jogging for 100km a day can help too...
3) c'mon you fruiter...hop in...just ignore the if-else statements...just use the do-while statements...Antartica have abundant of nice chics too...Smigilly is a good example...
4) Thanks. We're looking forward to see our penguins and snow wolves will come back with Xeon stuck in their dirty sub-marine.
Yours horrible harpoon,
(456tt321mm978)
(Kinug's Yoshibonk)
hmm.. lets bring that b_astar_d to africa, and lets see how the lion's feed on him..:pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrWeed
Have you heard the joke, about the dwarft and the pinguin..?? it was really funny...:D:thumb:
//btw, this alraady posted in AhhLSAJoke.. thread..:D:DQuote:
No Dwarf Nuns Anywhere
The Seven Dwarfs went to the Vatican, and got ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey led the pack.
"Dopey, my son," said the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asked, "Excuse me, Your Eminence, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkled his brow at the odd question, thought for a moment and answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background the dwarfs started giggling.
Dopey turned around and gave them a fiery stare, silencing them.
Dopey turned back to the Pope. "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled again, answered, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."
This time, all the dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turned around and silenced them all with an angry stare.
Dopey turned back to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
The Pope answered, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapsed into a heap, rolling and laughing, tears running down their cheeks as they began chanting: "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"
mrRee, have you taken your pills lately? :rolleyes:Quote:
we present you...Smigilly...the cute penguin...<Applause>
jumping jumping...see me jumping...
up down up down...on my ground...
turning turning...let me turning...
round round...around my town...
running running...make me running...
right left right left...hold my breath..
laughing laughing...hear me laughing..
jiggle wriggle...jolting my wrinkle...
nagging nagging...kill your nagging...
hush hush...no more fuss...
I just jumping, then I turning, later I running, sooner I laughing...
but you, just keep on nagging...
"forsaken world of Grucog"
by Smigilly, Miss Penguins 2004
From Cilu to MrRee:
Oh yes, I almost forgot to remind him.Quote:
mrRee, have you taken your pills lately?
Hey Ree pal, are your pills finished? If yes, I can deliver mine to you so that you don't go around dancing naked on the streets of Washington with the words "I love Bush" engraved/tatooted onto your butt(the 2 pieces of meat).
Take care,
Attica, Attica, Attica.
Xeon.