smart/funny/famous quotes from movies

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Thats the point, she is telling him that dispite of his flaws, and things that irritates her, she still loves him ;)

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oh!...so that's what she's trying to say.... :confused:

I think she loves him because she hates him:D....
even he looks at her she'll get irritated... not to mentioned when he make her laught she'll get mad, I wonder how long they will be in love...

should they produce the movie sequal...I can say that they're divorce by now ;)

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Originally Posted by mrRee

oh!...so that's what she's trying to say.... :confused:

I think she loves him because she hates him:D....
even he looks at her she'll get irritated... not to mentioned when he make her laught she'll get mad, I wonder how long they will be in love...

should they produce the movie sequal...I can say that they're divorce by now ;)

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You better watch the movie mrRee. :p

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

You better watch the movie mrRee. :p

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nah!..I'd better things to do:p...

I have to finish my programming :mad:

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Originally Posted by mrRee

nah!..I'd better things to do:p...

I have to finish my programming :mad:

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Well, its kinda off topic but I couldn't resist asking..so....what are you doing in the jail? :ehh:

From Matrix..

Don't Think You are...
Know You Are.

I'm quite old fashioned and some of my favorite quotes are from old movies, e.g:

One of the Marx brothers has a broken heart and wants to commit suicide. His brother Groucho, yells at him:

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Hey, don't drink that poison, that's four dollars an ounce.

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Another time, Groucho takes the pulse of a man lying on the floor and says:

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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

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And when Groucho who is betting on horses wants to get married, he declares his flame with the words:

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Marry me, and I promise I won't look at another horse again.

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The spectator was expecting Groucho to say he won't look at another woman again.

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Originally Posted by cherish

// Nice to know you like that movie too.

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Yeah.. I do .. and the best part of the movie is the long speech that the guy makes in front of the girl's hostel??/hall??/whatever...!!! I loved that speech .. very good.. very lovely... very heart warming..

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Originally Posted by mrRee

no...i really didn't get the point...if she hates his flaw that much, how come she can love him with all her heart?...

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..that is because of the biasness that is called Love .. people arent sane when that creeps in into someone's heart... ugliest of ugliest starts looking like Miss World/Universe... things change... thing look more prettier than ever.. :D (forget it.. i will cut the crap.. :D ).. in short - watch the movie :thumb: . the point is see how well she knows him... understands him.. and that is what is important!!! :thumb:

//nice ones Olivthill :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Notsosuperhero

from This Is Spinaltap:

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Well... these go to eleven!

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Originally Posted by Brazil

Don't fight it son, confess quickly; If you hold out to long you could jeopardize your credit rating!

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guys, and especially mrRee, please remain on topic. I know you (mrRee) try to hijack every thread but please bahave.

Gone with the Wind

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Scarlett: Rhett... If you go ... where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dam.n.

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Goodfellas(1990)

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"What a pisser. You're really funny. You're really funny"
"What do you mean I'm funny?"
"It's funny, you know, the way you tell the story, you're a funny guy"
"What you mean the way I talk?"
Anthony: "No Tommy you got it all wrong"
"No wait Anthony he's a big boy , he knows what he said, what did you say? Funny how? What?"
"You know...you're funny"
"Let me understand this, maybe its me maybe, I'm a little f*ked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny how, like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*king amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"
"You know, the way you tell the story and everything, what"
"No I don't know! You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the *beep* am I funny , what the *beep* is so funny about me! Tell me. Tell me what's funny

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X Files:

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Deep Throat: What happened Mr. Mulder? You seem a little cold.
Mulder: I'm thinking of what lie to believe...

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(not the exact quote but...)

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Scully (talking about her first meet with The Lone Gunmen when Frohike said two times that Scully is extremly hot): I don't know how you can believe those beyond reason ideas.
Mulder: I don't think it's beyond reason that someone finds you extremly hot.

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Here's a funny one from 10 Things I Hate About You... (again. :D)

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(Cameron - Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Michael - David Krumholtz)

Cameron: We're screwed.
Michael: Now, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude... I want to hear you UPBEAT!
Cameron: [more up beat] We're screwed!
Michael: There ya go.

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Well... these go to eleven!

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But why don't you just make 10 louder and have ten be the highest?

:D

Also from This Is Spinal Tap:

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Nigel is showing the interviewer his guitars(a room full) and he gets to a Fender Stratocaster, still with the price tag.

Nigel: This is a fender stratocaster, it may never be played.
Interviewer goes to touch the guitar.
Nigel: Don't touch it!
Interviewer: I was just going to...
Nigel: No, don't even look at it, moving on...MOVING ON!

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The band is walking through the basement of an arena and couldn't find the way to the stage.
Bassist(Forget his name): Hello Clevland!!!!

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In context its really funny.

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Here's a funny one from 10 Things I Hate About You...

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I love that movie. My sister has it, and I never watched it because I thought it was one of those girly movies with like Hugh Grant or something, then it was on TV and I watched it, now I love it.

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Originally Posted by Notsosuperhero

I love that movie. My sister has it, and I never watched it because I thought it was one of those girly movies with like Hugh Grant or something, then it was on TV and I watched it, now I love it.

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Cool! :cool: I really liked the way they adapted Shakespeare's play into a movie that is very easy to understand and fun at the same time. :thumb:

Here's a funny one from As Good As It Gets:

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When Simon's dog is licking Simon's face (he's just been found):

Simon: Where did you find him?
Garbage Man: In the dumpster eating diaper s**t.

The look on Simon is hilarious and the line is too! :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by cilu

guys, and especially mrRee, please remain on topic. I know you (mrRee) try to hijack every thread but please bahave.

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eat me...

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Originally Posted by Terminator 2

Edward Furlong (John Connor): No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some ***t like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."
Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator): Hasta la vista, baby.
(John): Yeah! Or "later dickwad." And if someone gets upset you say, "chill out"! Or you can do combinations.
(The Terminator): Chill out, dickwad.
(John): Great! See, you're getting it!
(The Terminator): No problemo.

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I can't commend the quotes?...hmmm...:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Scram

Judge: How do you plead?
Oliver: Not guilty.
Judge: On what grounds?
Stanley Laurel: We weren't on the ground - we were sleeping on a park bench.

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and for the topic...

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Originally Posted by Futurama

Bender:Would you kindly shut your noise-hole?
Bender: Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.

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Originally Posted by Futurama

Fry: Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears.

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Originally Posted by Futurama

Leela: Look, I don't know if shooting penguins will help the environment or not. But I do know that the decision shouldn't be in the hands of people who just wanna kill for fun.

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man..futurama is hilarious!... :D