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LOL ! We shouldn't as it doesn't really gives any near-to unique identity to the new born..Quote:
does it really matter what day youre born, shouldn't we calculate where exactly the earth was when you r born..
Will the future we always.. predict be according to assumption ? (Cyber - Class of high rise developed in vacuum Mars.... and travel from planet to planet through a transportation portal...Will those be a joke forever?
haven't you read the book, "men are from Mars and woman are from Venus"? how do you think they travel to earth and have childs here...??:p
can a man be not selfish.. ??
Yes.
What was first, the egg or the chicken?
The egg. Because I say so. :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
What type of car do you own/drive?
None yet.
What is the difference between a cat and a tunnel?
The spellingQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
How many raindrops does it take to fill a 5 Litre bucket ¿
5000!
why did the chicken cross the road..?
One 5 litre drop.Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
How long have you been wearing your current pair of underwear?
:Dhaha beat ya..
edit: next ned to answer both Q...:ehh:
The chicken crossed the road, becuase he had no underwear
I've been wearing the chicken's underwear for about a week now :D
Why didn't the cow cross the road ¿
According to:Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
- Rene Descart: to make it to the other side.
- Platon: for its own good; On the other side lied the truth.
- Aristotel: it is the the nature of the chicken to cross the road.
- Karl Marx: it was historycally inevitable.
- Hipocrates: because of an hyper secretion of the pancreas.
- Jean-Luc Picard: to go with bold where no chicken has gone before.
- Moses: and God told the chicken: "You must cross the road". And the chicken did it and God saw it was good.
- Martin Luther King: I have dreamed a world in which chickes are free to cross the road without justifying their behaviour.
- Richard Nixon: the chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken NEVER crossed the road.
- Machiavelli: the most important thing is that the chicken has crossed the road. Each action justifies itself by the very meaning in which it is done.
- Sigmund Freud: the fact that you are concern for the chicken's reason to cross the road reveals a deep, dorment, feeling of sexual insecurity.
- Bill Gates: we will soon launch Chicken Office 2005, which will not just make the road crossing much pleasant, but will also provide eggs...
- Buddha: asking this question you renegate the chicken from yourself.
- Galileo Galilei: but still, it crossed it...
- De Gaulle: maybe it crossed the road, but it did not cross the highway.
- Albert Einstein: the fact that the chicken has crossed the road, or the road has slipped under the chicken depends on the system of refference of the observer.
If you ask me, it was because of a bug in the software... :D
Q: What lies beneath?
Worms, dirt, water and rock.
Punk Rocker Because he had a chicken stapled to his face.
Where have all the good times gone?
To the photo albums.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Q: Why is the water dirty?
I think I saw someone doing something in the water. ( use your imaginatioin)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Did you really swim in that water ¿ :eek:
sure, why not.
If you were invisible for a day, where would you go first?
go to Work first...
If your boss were invisible for a day, where would you go first?
At work, obviously...Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Payne
Q: If there was an alien invation, what would you do first?
Pray for The Force to be with me... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Would you invade the aliens?
Only if their beer was much superior to ours.Quote:
Would you invade the aliens?
Q:Are you afraid of the aliens?
Yes - we have Ouzo, and we dont have weapons. They have weapons, and they need Ouzo... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by panayotisk
What's under the sea?
I'm afraid of the illegal aliens in my countryQuote:
Originally Posted by panayotisk
Space aliens, nah, they can't do anything to us, or can they ¿
Nope, because they don't exist.
Can you summon flying saucers (UFO's) with one command?
Yes, the one command is bring me a beer honey and when will dinner be ready?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Why does Emeril cook?
Because he can. :D
Why is the sky blue?
Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
Because if it were pink it would be a little too on the 'ghey' side :p
Why am I the way I am? :o
A lot of factors: heredity, experiences, choices you make, beliefs, etc.
Who is the Sexiest Actress? :D
Monica monica monica...:D
Who is the sexiest Actor?
Hmmm. Kevin Costner? :D
Do we really have to follow the rules here?? :D
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Originally Posted by che_rish
What rules? :confused:
Am I just tooooooo cute or what? :wave:
You're what, that's what! :p :D
What is it about Mary? (Reference to the movie: Something About Mary) :D
Not her hair I hope :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
Who will win the world cup whoochopping competition this year?
lol. Good one. :D
A: I dunno.
Q: What is "whoochopping" anyway?
Competition wood chopping photo attached.
Would you spend 5 hours watching this kind of event?
Looks interesting... why not?
Can you answer a question with another question? :D
I guess you could make it even more efficient by answering the above question and asking a new one in the same sentence, what do you think?Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
Heh Heh Heh. True.
Are you annoyed with me now? :p :D
Slowly gettin' there... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
Do you prefer swimming or skiing?
Swimming!
If you were in a band, which instrument would you be playing?
Guitar..
Do you think I can play a guitar?
Why not? :D
Because.Quote:
Why not?
Why was the chain broken?
Because cherish just don't want to follow the rules..
What should we do to people who just can't follow the rule?
100 years in prison. Hard Labour.
Why do rules actually exist ¿
I am. :DQuote:
Who is great?
Why?
Because the sky is so high! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Who's watching?
Who's not ¿Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
They are not!Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
Is it always sunny in South Africa?
Mostly yes, but when it decides to rain, it rains Properly!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Siddhartha
What's the weather like in Germany ¿
Unpredictable.Quote:
Originally Posted by HanneSThEGreaT
Whats your dream holiday destination?
Can't decide between Siberia and Greenland.Quote:
Whats your dream holiday destination?
Why were you talking about weather?