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From CodeGuruGeek:
Thanks for your compliments, son. My very first album, titled Afoot The Pornmised Land, will be out in mid-November 2005.Quote:
LoL !! Nice poem indeed.. However, where is your album? just kind da curious to know!!
It will feature 16 songs from me, such as "Another name for Rooster", "I love my aunt", "The sticky gooey rain", "50 girls in 1 house", "I feel like a lord with these girls", "Girls of the world" and "The Sex Explorer" etc....
My CD will also come with a free calendar-poster of the hottest goddesses around the world, 12 for each month.
For example, in the calendar, January is represented by a American hottie with nothing on except a cowboy's hat. February is a Korean hottie in half-dressed Korean garb. March is a Japanese cutie with only a shirt and nothing else.
April is an English chick with a fake Tower of London in one of her hands and dressed in only a skirt.....you get the idea.
Support me, son. :cool:
What do u mean? Pics of myself? Never. As I've explained before, I'm so totally unphotogenic in photos, dunno why.Quote:
Waiting for your pics there.. Big Daddy!!
Do u guys know that David Copperfield refuses to let reporters shoot just one side of his face? He has a reason too.
I'm pretty good-looking, cute, well-groomed and suave, but......I look worse than any nerd in photos, even my best shots. :rolleyes:
By the way, CG-Geek.....I saw your pic in the CodeGuru photo album.
Are you a Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Singaporean/Malaysian? Because your hairstyle is obviously Asian and your face shape is too. Are you like Max, from Malaysia too?
U're pretty good-looking according to your face structure and shape, though I can't see your actual facial features. :)
From Matthew:
Nah, I doubt so. Singapore has a stricter set of laws than Malaysia.Quote:
I just read in yesterday's paper that police do random check on mobile phones in Malaysia. Seems like carrying explicit pics/video in phones is banned. Any news Max?
Every one of us can have 80 MB of group videos in our phones and the government doesn't care. So Malaysia shouldn't care too.
From Deniz:
But.......every guy has 1 already, right? :rolleyes:Quote:
Hotdoooogs get ur hotdoooogs
From MiCk:
MiCk IS THE MAN!!!!!!! This is exactly the kind of real alpha male we need! He's second only to me! YES!!!! Good for you, MiCk!Quote:
bOObies...bOObies...bOObies..
Not Attica....but......bOObies!!!! :thumb:
Sages always think alike. Yes, yes. I'll buy from you, MiCk. How about is your offer?
See you all,
Xeon.
holy cow!...how did you managed to spott the crapnesss?..this is a surpirise of the centuries..a gooner like u...nah, forget it..Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
kick out ur shoes...lay back...free ur mind...open ur eyes...throw the potatoes out of your both ears...here's some more so-called crap from me, myself and I...Quote:
Where's the connection and where's the link, son?
porn is a subset of prostitution!!!
the connection is always there...don't need for searching...it's already in our society...
the links is all over the net...just googling for "porn" and you'll get it in no time...
there are loads of free porn ...but no free prostitution...now, porn is more dangerous in the long run...
did I answer your question yet?....no?..it's my free will not to answer...because I'm tired being a yam jerk trying to answer all this absurd thinking...now, my programming assignment dateline is just around the corner...it's ticking and I got to tock...
hahah...you can't question my human right...it's my hobby to make a fool out of myself during the 'high' time...want a puff? :thumb: :DQuote:
See now, you-who-made-a-fool-outta-yourself?! 8-)
that was a big freakin' B end up with smelly T!..."sex is food...porn is poisoned food"...you didn't need a luxury that can harm you...in gfact, you must not have it...got it?..Quote:
Total rubbish. Are u trying to brainwash the masses, son? Yes, porn is not essential. We can all live without porn.
But......you've an Internet connection, right? Your office has air-condition, right? U have a mobile phone, right? Of course u've. These are all luxuries.
Porn is a luxury too. Get it now, son?
now I'm totally on ur side...yup, why not?...why not we ban porn?...Quote:
We can do without porn, but......if it comes to us, why not?
lemonade!..how can you simply give this wacky evidence...some do it willingly, some had been forced, some do it desperately for money...and the last two statements are in the most cases...want an alibi?...ask Judge Max... :rolleyes:Quote:
U see, son.....99.999999999999% of the people in the porn industry are not forced. THEY ARE NOT FORCED.
you proudly accepting porn...but you strongly denying prostitution...the suitable word for this kind of shoal of crab: strange denial...
and for the poem thing....:thumbd:...that was a rigid cacophony...here's the altered song from Bad Religion to answer that grape despondency...
a new age of reason
brain treason to trick the mind
what good in searching
if nothing's there to find
you arrive at that place
of no return my brotherss
only to discover that your minds have led you away
so far from the painful truth
what's right is wrong
what's come has gone
what's clear and pure is not so sure
it came to you
all promises bexome a lie
all that's benign corrupts in time
nothing comes easier than madness in the world today
mass paranoia is a mode not a melody
we are the prey and porn culture is the predator
I'm not inclined to enjoy your dreams
mmm..one word...what's about the bOObies...it's all fake sillyCON :rolleyes: ...no wonder they're sOO round... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
Max, Max where are you? Did the police catch you ? :D
nope.. I don't bring pron in my phone, becoz.. my phone cannot bring pron in it.. :p
yep.. the gov just made the law to check on phones.. but mostly kids they check on.. not adult like me..:cool: teens and kids are spreading home made pron here.. so its getting really serious.. :mad:
so, Xeon, beware when you cross the border.. unless you want to spend a night or two in a cell..:D
hmmm even spitting is considered a law offence there.. but not pron spreading.. hmm weird...:ehh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
... in particular for the higher trophic fauna classes such as the birds. The lower invertebrate feeders refer to those fauna species consuming invertebrates (including aquatic invertebrates) such as insects, worms, beetles, termites and ants. One bird species, the pheasant coucal (Centropus phasianinus), was classified as a reptile consumer, eating mainly small reptiles such as lizards and snakes but this species also consumes frogs, aquatic insects, eggs and sometimes the young of other birds. The fauna species that consumed mammals as their dominant food source exclusively belonged to the bird class. These birds consume small mammals such as mice, rabbit, and macropods but also eat other organisms such as lizards, insects, snakes and occasionally other birds. One species of bird, the sparrowhawk (Accipiter cirrhocephalus), was classified as a consumer of other birds. This species also predates some insects and small reptiles such as lizards and snakes. The highest trophic consumers were considered those that are mainly scavengers, i.e. the dingo (Canis familiaris dingo) and a heath goanna (Varanus rosenbergi). The dingo is mainly a carnivorous mammal, scavenging deceased animals but they may also predate on young or injured animals. The heath goanna is an opportunistic feeder, scavenging other deceased animals as well as consuming mice, bird eggs and other animals. Because it consumes bird eggs...
whats the ransom for releasing the hostage..?? money? how much?
ooohhhh....Xeon and mrRee fighting?
:D... but they don't look like Asian..Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
You know they are very good at wearing masks... :D
excellent..marvellous..splendid..bravo...Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Deniz and his birds army are eventually succeeedd in their mission to hijack this nonsense thread...good job..welcome aboard, birds..here's your new nest..make youselves at home...but don't poop on the floor, there is a toilet at the back...
Deniz..I want that big vulture over there...vulture steak, well-done..yummy :thumb:
nyah..the Xeon dude can't match my strenght...I can fight him with my eyes closed :cool: ..I need no gun..Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
who's Asian...I'm Antartican...I eat penguin, I pet polar bears, I drink ice tea, I smoke w...and Linux is installed on my PC, with penguin maskot as the wallpaper...Quote:
Originally Posted by Max
contact me at [email protected] ...and visit my homepage at www.freezin.com.at/seaLion..it's a website about the Antartica progresss...and there's an article about the anti-porn movement held by the sperm whales across the nation... :eek:
//Tottenham Hotspur vs Liverpool..place ur bet... :rolleyes:
I have more than birds, how about a trying a delicassy, might I interest you in a Heath Goanna?Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
or maybe a dingo?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Let me know. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
no..NO-No..i want vulture..Heath Goanna taste like bats dropping...didn't Goanna is meant bat droppings for the New Zealand natives?..Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
a dingo can fly too?...awesome...make me dingo with blackpepper...but no blackpepper please..Quote:
or maybe a dingo?
//hands up...porn or life?...
LIFE!Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
One dingo kebab with bat droppings on the side coming up. Excellent choice sir. :o
excellent...i thought you want to choose OR :D ..Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
tasty..but why it taste like a smelly S!...and why did you embarassed...do you saw the bat poop in front of you? :eek:Quote:
One dingo kebab with bat droppings on the side coming up. Excellent choice sir. :o
You don't wanna know pal. :thumbd: :oQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Spilled the beans :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
/poor Xeon got frightened...
From Max:
Well, do the guards check your age before they check your body? If they ask me my age and I show them my Identity Card, I can easily get by.Quote:
yep.. the gov just made the law to check on phones.. but mostly kids they check on.. not adult like me.. teens and kids are spreading home made pron here.. so its getting really serious.. so, Xeon, beware when you cross the border.. unless you want to spend a night or two in a cell..
But.....if they say "Hey kid! Show me your phone", I may just die.......after all, 99.9% of folks keep thinking I'm a 16 year old teenie. Blast them all!
I'm a 21 year old real man, see?
Besides, being locked up in the prison cell is nothing. As long as my hands ain't tied up, I can make myself happy. :D:p
Because our holy government is wise and far-sighted enough to understand that more porn == more babies, be they legitimate or illegitimate kids. :DQuote:
hmmm even spitting is considered a law offence there.. but not pron spreading.. hmm weird.
From Matthew:
Yes, that was our fight on Air Force One. I'm the one being threatened with the gun, the victim I was.Quote:
ooohhhh....Xeon and mrRee fighting?
However, you guys know who's the survivor in the end, right? :cool:
From Ree:
Porn!!!!!!!!!!! In AVI, JPG, GIF, MPG and WMV formats!!!!Quote:
//hands up...porn or life?...
See you,
Xeon.
Hello everyone!
Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm gonna retire from this thread since I was able to say what I have to say about the thread topic. I'll be on other threads though. :)
Oh, one last thing... I think its pretty obvious what effect pr0n has on Xeon, huh? All this talk about boats with girls, and me as his ex-wife... really, all fantasies he might have gotten from those pr0ns. :rolleyes:
Now, don't go run amok and retaliate with garbage talk to me, Xeon. I've had enough of your "talk" kiddo! :thumbd: (You did say I can talk to you like this, right? :p Oh yeah.. that's right, you told me to buzz off too. I'd be happy to do just that to you. ;) )
Anyways, as I was saying... ciao guys! :D
you didn't see the nice part...he also peed in his pants...Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthew Joy
yeah, I just give you the chance...you know waht will happen to you if I fight with all my might...you're only 21...still got a lot to learn...so, DON"T WASTE THE CHANCE I gave you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
excellent choice also...actually, not because you choose porn that make your choice excellent...it's because u know what you want...this is just a test to know how far is your self-confidence...in a split second between life and death, with no idea what the guy want from you, you can give the answer without even an "errr" and in a deafening voice...that's awesome... ;)Quote:
Porn!!!!!!!!!!! In AVI, JPG, GIF, MPG and WMV formats!!!!
anyway...I don't have the stock right now...maybe you can come back later, I'll give you a book, not boob, titled "1001 ways to kill the porn-head"...you can learn how to strangle them with you bare hand, stab them with a rambo knife, poke them in the eyes and many more...but the coolest way is to drop an A-bomb right at their backyard...kAAboOOM :eek:
@Cherish: no, don't leave...I still need you as my GodMother... :rolleyes:
anyway..your last post here sounds more hard :thumb: ...but that's cool...I still can sense the softness in it...I'd a couple of girls friend that talk hard(because they grow up with boys)...and we really enjoy talking to them...but still, they got feminin side of course...they ctill cry when sad..and got the gorgeous body too:D...
//my polar bear, Biggie got sick...there's no veterinar here...so I ate him...nice..
From Cherish:
I thought the Chief has banned you already cos' your current avatar is so ugly? :rolleyes:Quote:
Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm gonna retire from this thread since I was able to say what I have to say about the thread topic. I'll be on other threads though.
I love my creativity. It's more powerful than any kinda porn. Also, I dunno about you. U can doubt your faith but I won't.Quote:
Oh, one last thing... I think its pretty obvious what effect pr0n has on Xeon, huh? All this talk about boats with girls, and me as his ex-wife... really, all fantasies he might have gotten from those pr0ns.
I know there's a Pornmised Land waiting for me when I depart from this world.
The good go to Heaven.
The bad go to ****.
The lustful good go to the Pornmised Land.
I know I'll meet you there 80 years from now, Cherish pal.
Peace, peace. U can crucifix me to the Cross and use knifes to pin my wrists and legs down, I can bleed to death; I have no worries, nor hatred, nor anger, nor sorrows.Quote:
Now, don't go run amok and retaliate with garbage talk to me, Xeon. I've had enough of your "talk" kiddo!
These stupid terrorists think they can become matyrs after they've comiited suicide bombings. How sick.
I know I'll reach the Pornmised Land immediately if I sacrifice myself by being destroyed by some girl.:rolleyes:
Xeon still loves and will forgive you, child. Has it not been said that in the eyes of Xeon, all are fair?
U can be a White, a Black, an Asian, a King or a peasant, but if you believe in Xeon, He will always be there for you.
Fine. The next time if we ever meet again in this forum, I promise you'll scream "Not so rough, daddy!!!!!":cool:Quote:
(You did say I can talk to you like this, right? Oh yeah.. that's right, you told me to buzz off too. I'd be happy to do just that to you.
From Ree:
Get it right, kid! A word makes a big difference. Was it that I peed in my pants.........or.....was it......in your mouth???!!! :D:DQuote:
you didn't see the nice part...he also peed in his pants...
Good day, all
Xeon.
what are you grin at?...that's not a joke..kapish?... :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
ah..I know.....you've been intoxicated by the pr0n now...get out from the empty land and set your feet on the healthy sand...
//the temperature here is at the absolute zero degree...0K or -247C...i'm coOoOoldd.dd.d.d...d..brrr :eek:
Hi Xeon :wave:
Nice banners they got here on CG...
Hey, whats the taliban up to these days?
There's a great car on GTA San Andreas called the banshee. My favorite...
I used to have pyjamas which looked like urban camo...
From Ree:
No.....it's never a joke. Rather,......it's a question of "Are you ready?"Quote:
what are you grin at?...that's not a joke..kapish?
Because my fountain is gonna blast out. :wave:
From Deniz:
Do you think that the Chief, being a mere mortal and human......WOULD DARE TO CHALLENGE ME????!!!! U guys better be careful. U dunno the power of Xeon. He is Almighty. :thumb:Quote:
Hi Xeon Nice banners they got here on CG
I've swallowed up entire civilisations and empires, countries and evil humans. U wanna be next?
A long time ago, there was this village full of vile, treacherous vilains, except for Noah and his wife. The day before I destroyed the village, I ordered Noah to build a big ship and take his family up on it, together with 2 animals of every species up with him. I destroy those who comitt terror and evil in My Name; I reward the good souls with immortal paradise.
I wonder why Bush never pray to Me and ask Me these questions.Quote:
Hey, whats the taliban up to these days?
If he had been more religious, he would have gotten the answers long ago.
Osama is currently in the 5th cave of the Afghan desert. He'll be in the North-West marketplace under the disguise of an old lady, tall but hunchback. This is where the US troops will nab him. This is his fate; I've seen it all.
Good day, mortals.
Him.
dingo steak!...don't ever come to Antartic...you make me sick...if you come even a bit..i'll throw you whith this brick...got it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
one two, who are you..three four, don't break the law...five six, get out quick...seven eight, you give me a headache...nine ten, shame on you then...
my horoscope today: you're straight...so you must beat the unstraight...if they still don't give you a break...don't push any brake...do you got what it take?...
and I said to myself: it just a piece of cake...I'm proud to be a straight...I'll punch the unstraight...
//why the Greenland is named Greenland?...it is not so green...better be Snowyland
From Ree:
U throw me that brick and I'll use my own personal fountain to withhold it and blast it back.Quote:
dingo steak!...don't ever come to Antartic...you make me sick...if you come even a bit..i'll throw you whith this brick...got it?
U ever see those riots and how those cops use super water cannons to disperse the crowds? The force and strength of the water cannon is so powerful, pal......not to mention my fountain......or should I call it.......Xeon's Power-Geyser? :cool::D
One two, Get into the room.Quote:
one two, who are you..three four, don't break the law...five six, get out quick...seven eight, you give me a headache...nine ten, shame on you then
Three four, Ready the girl.
Five Six, Prepare the bed.
Seven eight, off with the clothes.
Nine Ten, time for production.
U're a real straight man but you're uninterested in porn and nude girls, it seems. That's very weird to me......and so.......maybe you're the "unstraight" and I should teach u how to be straight?Quote:
and I said to myself: it just a piece of cake...I'm proud to be a straight...I'll punch the unstraight
Good day,
Xeon.
kiddo(as Cherish said :D)...now you're not sounds like 21...maybe 12 years old..did the red lollipop isn't enough?...try the green one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
the 1234567890 idiom(is it an idiom?) is so weird...i still wanna call it weird even though you purposedly done thatr...you wanna know how a prostitutte use it?..
1 2, I'm Sue
3 4, shut the door
5 6, there's the leak
7 8, gimme a break
9 10, you're my man
11 12, money on the shelve
13 14, u don't have to take responsible for me and I don't have the sTD because I'm all clean
15, they both sinned
as for the porn, it's much simpler as ..
1 2 3, cheap or free
4 5 6, movie or pics
7 8 9, it's all mine
10 11 12, but I only fantisize myself
13 14 15, I'm pinned
nothing's weird, Xneo...I anm interested but I can't be tempted...I have a strong mind now compared before :thumb:Quote:
U're a real straight man but you're uninterested in porn and nude girls, it seems. That's very weird to me......
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Originally Posted by Xeon
THIS THREAD AND TOPIC IS NOW CLOSED.
I stated I'd leave it open as long as it stayed focus. Unfortunately, it didn't. Do not restart this thread topic.
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