Mathew that's soo profound. ;) :D
Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Mathew that's soo profound. ;) :D
Why didn't Tarzan have a beard?
because he always carried a kife in his pocket.
Not pocket, I mean in his...err....ummm.... where?
:(
Why there is not food for cats tasting like mice?
Because cats are visual creatures...like men :D
Why do you need appointment at a psychic?
But you don't know when the psychic is free. :D
Do you also know what is the speed of darkness?
Yeah...Speed of receding light :cool:
Nah...
Why women never go alone to the bathroom? ;)
Yeah...According to science, there is nothing called darkness....only loss of light :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Sorry I have to bow my knees here. Maybe ideru or cherish will shed some light on this :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
You know, I just had to stop your streak of answers. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew
Uncle Ben : A great power comes with a great responsibility
I think I didn't told you before, Darth Cilu...I'm a great psycic who can give anyone some views on various things...be it life, love, luck, etc, just spam me anytime...I'll be glad to guide you through your misery...I'll be happy to bring forth your happiness...
having said all that, what's your confusion this time, son...wait, don't tell me...I knew it already...listen carefully...all you'll hear from me is actually already in the corner of your heart...I'll help you to reach that part of your heart...bare with me...
this is to differentiate him from his foster mother which you'd already knew that she's a banana-eating creature...in case you heart still wondering, his foster mother is a gorilla...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
open your inner heart...let your aura hover through it...now, you can feel the cats feeling...they don't need sintetic mice while they can have a fresh one...when they eat sintetic food, isn't it great to taste like something else e.g: popcorn, sweet potatoes...Quote:
Why there is not food for cats tasting like mice?
every phscic like me need profesionalism while doing our job...we can't entertain people while we enjoying our sport match....furthermore, it's for our record...to know how many people we had fooled <cough> I mean adviced for one month...so we can do our account...Quote:
Why do you need appointment at a psychic?
I'll explain to you in psycic way...darkness is evil when the absent of light of goodness...it just like a hole...when the good fully occupied someone heart, the hole which is evil will be pushed away...so, darkness didn't have any speed...it halt still waiting for the light to come...Quote:
Do you also know what is the speed of darkness?
I can feel suffer within your mind...don't worry about this, my child...they will go alone if they really want to do the 'real business'...but if they go with their companion, they just want to be where no man is around...yes...your heart is quite right...they want to do gossiping or to do woman to woman talking...Quote:
Why women never go alone to the bathroom?
to understand this part better, just close your eyes...don't peep, I can see that...now, fill your heart with the light...yup, photon if you prefer to call that...can't you feel your questioning is stopping?...behold!...you'll archieve no confusion...thus you need no answer now...Quote:
You know, I just had to stop your streak of answers.
begone...spread the light you'd mastered...whence the darkness of the world will crumbled, you're there...take this darkglasses :cool: ...you'll need it when the light is too bright...
There is no mice flavoured cat food for the same reason there is no cat flavoured dog food. :thumb: :pQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Another question: if nothing coats on teflon, how can the teflon be coated on cooking ustensils?
utensils are coated by telfon, but nothing coats on teflon :D
More serious side, it has to be 'under normal circumstance' :cool:
Kindly define "under normal circumstances" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
Was there something wrong with the way I put it?Quote:
utensils are coated by telfon, but nothing coats on teflon
Normal atmospheric pressure...
Normal cooking heat...
Normal usage of the material...
Normal things cooked (read cookable things)...
Normal scruber used...
Normal person cooking...
PS: Keep out of the reach of children
Edit: Ideru, you need to enlighten us on a question. Don't hesitate...the entire women world is counting on you
No...not really. I was playing with sentence structure you used to make an answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
That would be the case "UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCE" :confused::DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
com'on...don't play around...
Yes, yes, the question... what is the answer?.. :confused: :D
the pressure... :eek: what was the question again?? :o
You have three communities counting on you. The women, that you represent, the men that need the answer, and the CGian of which you are a member.
C'mon Ideru, you can do it, you can... Look up and see the skies....don't you see the energy flowing thru you?
Q: Why women never go alone to the bathroom?Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
While ideru takes her time and help from her community here is another profound thought.
When a man (read married) goes to the bathroom and complains he has nothing to wear, he means he has nothing clean to wear.
When a woman (read married) goes to the bathroom and complains she has nothing to wear, she means she has nothing new to wear.
actually this was answered by mrRee, before I could post my reply:DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
most of the time, they are there to gossip, sometimes its really annoying, u can't do what your suppose to do their, because they are so many in there just talking and monopolozing the sink.
sometimes the other girl would serve as the consultant to her friend, asking opinion about the how she looks, am not sure why, but there suppose or usually a mirror , a big mirror , probably they dont trust what was reflected in the mirror :D
it is a place to pick up some juicy tidbits of gossips :lol:
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Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
this is me :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
the pressure of being married :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
Ok heres a thought that can apply to almost anything...
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Timeshare If its not your Time you cant get your Share
Is there another word for synonym?
If I didn't use my machine to work on important documents and projects, would it still crash?
if a goods is at its good condition...what's its condition before it become a goods?...
if pickle had been pickled...can you repickle the pickle?....
:ehh: :confused: Are you on the complaining side or the receiving side. I thought you were a...well, fee-male.Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
:Dneither :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
fee-male:confused:
pT: One for All, and All for ME:D
LOL. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
Eehhh?Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
Neither male or female :confused:
A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser.-EAP
ahoodin
yup am it not a who :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
pT: birds of the same feather are of the same birds :thumb:
Isn't it the moment of most profound doubt that gives birth to new certainties? Perhaps hopelessness is the very soil that nourishes human hope; perhaps one could never find sense in life without first experiencing its absurdity.
Vaclav Havel
- Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life... You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
- The character "Rose Walker" in The Sandman #65
do you feel the same as the character "Rose Walker"?Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
I think love should be self-less.
How true...in today's world :o :(Quote:
Originally Posted by ideru
That's why I believe in commitment, not only in marriage but also in love. The best definition of love, I love best is from the Bible. I Corinth 13. If love is like that, there is nothing sweeter, nothing better, nothing caring and nothing greater than love. And I love to be in that love. :sigh:
Nope, am not Rose Walker. In the ideal world Love is supposed to self-less but Love can be different for each one of us :).Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Piggy
Pt: The LOVE of MONEY is the ROOT of ALL Evil ;)
God is great!...
did you ever notice how God made your nose hole just as big as your finger?...
Nice quote, ideru. :thumb:
This phrase "It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you" is very true. And because we are not perfect, we are bound to get hurt by the one we love. ;) (EDIT) And vice versa.
@Mathew: Be careful not to fall in love with the thought of being in love. ;)
I wish that doesn't happen :(Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
No it is bigger...so that you can maneuver it.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
it's aprox equal with your finger...it just elastic so that you can maneuver:D....
God is great...since he made it elastic :D