you burst in just to do the LOL dancing?....:D...I'm amazed:p...
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you burst in just to do the LOL dancing?....:D...I'm amazed:p...
Yeah, you should be. ;) :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
From Cilu:
Consider it a newbie mistake from someone who only has half-boiled C++ knowledge. ;)Quote:
because if those are assignments and not equality tests, they will be executed only in a debug build.
From Ree:
Really? Let's analyze your code again :Quote:
and he try to challenge me on a duel on 2008?...he'd booked a ticket of death
Obviously, from your code, you're using the MFC library. As such, sad to say.....you're going to get lots of compiler errors, because SendDlgItemMessage() doesn't recognize lunatic crap like "IDC_XEON_BAN_STATE", unless you modify the functions in the MFC library itself, but then, you're going to modify the whole MFC library and cause bugs and errors everywhere, because every single bit in the MFC library is inter-connected to further sub or parent functions/variables. :thumbd:Code:if(mrRee==Brad)
{
if(SendDlgItemMessage(hWnd, IDC_BAN_XEON, BM_GETCHECK,0,0) == BST_CHECKED)
SetDlgItemText(hWnd, IDC_XEON_BAN_STATE, "He had been banned!");
else
{
if (SendDlgItemMessage(hWnd, IDC_BAN_XEON, BM_GETCHECK,0,0) == BST_UNCHECKED)
checkUncheck(hWnd, wParam);
SetDlgItemText(hWnd, IDC_XEON_BAN_STATE, "Banning Xeon succesfull");
}
}
void checkUncheck ( HWND hTemp, WPARAM wParam)
{
BOOL cState = SendDlgItemMessage ( hTemp, LOWORD(wParam), BM_GETCHECK,0,0) & BST_CHECKED;
CheckDlgButton(hTemp, LOWORD(wParam), cState? BST_UNCHECKED : BST_CHECKED);
}
I've seen noob programmers who forget to add a semi-colon after some statements and noob programmers who accidentally causes an infinite "for" loop. But I never seen such a programmer who uses things obviously not recognize by the compiler and library.
It's the same as coding : SetWindowText(IDC_REE_SUCKS)
HISTORY 101
1) On the duel at Mount Everest 2008, how did Ree fell from the peak to the foot of the mountain?
a) knocked down by Xeon
b) fell down himself rather than getting beaten by Xeon("Death before humiliation")
c) he knew he had no chance of winning
2) At the market bazaar in Germany 2010, there was a topic that was the talk of the town. Which topic was it?
a) a fool called Ree trying to act cool and mysterious
b) how Xeon defeated Ree and humilated him intensively
c) how ActionScript is such a toy language compared to PHP and the likes
:D
From Cherish:
Sorry, ma'am........but........I AM NOT AMUSED. He posts a topic unrelated to the chatter at hand, and you're praising him?Quote:
Sorry for interrupting, Xeon & mrRee.. but I just have to react on Sahir's post: LOL!!
Also, while your photo looks cute and such, I've decided to cancel our marriage next Jan, because I really want to focus on XHTML, JavaScript and PHP.
Maybe when I've mastered the three and got a career, I'll look for you again.
See you, ma'am and guys.
Xeon.
(by the way, Ree......there's still some time to give up ActionScript now......it's future-less and silly)
Ah cherish, and you were so close... :DQuote:
Also, while your photo looks cute and such, I've decided to cancel our marriage next Jan
Yeah... darn. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Xeon XeOn XeOn my smelly boy...it's about time to tell you a 'lil strory...come sit next to me, your lazy uncle...no no, leave your teddy bear behind......yes, like that......ok, come 'ere and sit tight.........................Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
this story is about a hamster and 3 puppies...the first puppy was ca......yam!...sorry, that's a different story...
let start again, shall we?...now, look into my eyes --> :eek:...can you see my grudge over MFC?...yeah, you're right....that was when your uncle is new to CG when I didn't even have a silly avatar or sifnature...even to attach the link, I'd to try and error for several times.... :o
frankly, unless it's worthy, I'll avoid using MFC as much as I can...see?...that simple code didn't use any MFC stuff...it just a simple plain WinAPI codes...
hush hush...don't cryyy...I know I know, that was a sad story...but boys don't cry, y'know...this lazy uncle will treat you some chicken chops after this, ok?...now, sweep your tears from off your chin...:DQuote:
As such, sad to say.....you're going to get lots of compiler errors,
mind your words, young mister...who taught you that?...what?...yep!..me different...I'm an adult and adults can swear...:pQuote:
because SendDlgItemMessage() doesn't recognize lunatic crap like "IDC_XEON_BAN_STATE",
hear me...that ID is in the resource file...we can rename the controls to whatever we like because it'll point to the ID number in the resource file...nothing fancy 'bout that...oh!...one more thing...it's meant to be a cheap dialog-base application...now, give me 50 push-ups for the swearing....:D
yup!....you can rename your control as IDC_REE_SUCKS...but...there's a but...SetWindowText will deal with a handle of the control or window, not the ID itself...so maybe you'll have to write something like:Quote:
It's the same as coding : SetWindowText(IDC_REE_SUCKS)
SetWindowText(GetDlgItem(xeonWnd, IDC_REE_SUCKS), "mrRee will kill me in the 2008 battle of Mount Everest. I scared now"); :D
don't forget to rate me :wave: <----(man, I hate when people beg for rating like this)....
while my winAPI/C++ programming is now rot to death, why not?...why not I continue my silly Actionscripting?...it's cool what...:pQuote:
(by the way, Ree......there's still some time to give up ActionScript now......it's future-less and silly)
Congratulations! :wave:
Happy birthday! :wave:
You randomly posted that without looking at the thread's title? ;) :pQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
thanx...i know I know, I'll win...thanks for the advance congrat:D...Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
maybe you'd seen the prophesy?...yeah, THE prophesy...y'know, the one that talking about the 2008 Battle of Mount Everest...what?...no?...here, let me read for you....
about the battle...
the 5 rings arrive in Peking...
the great mountain will alived in scene...
for the enigma is in a metal cage...
to the south, his eyes will engage...
well, the 5 rings is the Olympic Games...Peking is the ancient name for Beijing...so, it means, the battle will be on 2008(Beijing will hold the Olympic Games on 2008)...
the great mountain is the Mount Everest as it's the highest/greatest mountain on earth...so, it's clearly talking about the Battle of Mount Everest 2008...
the enigma is relating to mysterious thing/person...
in the metal cage means, the mysterious guy had been in prison...so, it might be me?...:D
to the south, his eyes will engage...the mysterious guy will engage a battle to a guy from the south of it's place...apparently, Xeon's country(SingaPore) is located south from me...
how the battle will goes...
slash, as the full will become half...
add, by fifth the pain will be crafted ...
stay, for the power will be twiced...
double, from the fith of the full he may casted...
first, the opponent will be slash into two pieces...then, the pain will grow 5 times...then the guy will increase his power...then he'll finish off his opponent using his 5th level of skills...
but who is he?...the mysterious guy or the other fighter?...
slash, as the full will become half...full lenght of alphabets are 26 letters...let see the 26 alphabets we got...slash to half, we'll get 13th alphabet ---> "m"...
add, by fifth the pain will be crafted ...13th add by 5, it's 18th alphabet---> "r"
stay, for the power will be twiced...stay, so still we get "r"...twice, it'll be bigger or it means it's capital letter of "r" ----> "R"...
double, from the fith of the full he may casted...from the 5th of 26 alphabet, it's "e"...double means, it has 2 "e"s ---> "ee"...
combined together, we got --> mrRee... :eek:..is this coincident?...you decide...
about the defeated opponent...
at 24th hour, the big will be defeated...
at 15th hour, he will suffer...
at 5th hour, he start to fear...
at 14th hour, his blood will be smeared...
from that, we can see how the opponent will be defeated...but who?... :rolleyes:
let see...24th of the alphabet is "x"...but why the big?...it just a hint for the capital letter of "x"...---> "X"
15th letter ---> "o"
5th letter ---> "e"
14th letter ---> "n"
combine them together, we get ---> "Xeon"...
is this again a coincident?....maybe not....:D
so Xeon, the fate had been fortold...can you change the fate?.... :p :D
@mrRee: Impressive. :D Seems like you have a LOT of time in your hands right now. ;)
heck!...it's took it ....umm...like 45 mins?...yeah that's the longest time I ever wrote a post:D....
Keywords here: longest, post.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
If you continue like that, you'll be like Xeon. :rolleyes: :D :p
that will be a big freakin' "B" end up with smelly "T"...:pQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
Xeon's post is long, but it's nice to read:D...unless he grumble about his PHP and spanking my Actionscript:D:D....
overall, he wrote nice post...
but me can't challenge his post...he got more sugar and spice in his post:thumb:....my post always lack in salt and blackpepper:thumbd::D...
LOL. In that regards, he beats you with his posts. :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
you can say that:o...
but...on the Mount Everest on 2008, he'll be history:D...
We'll see... ;)
From Ree:
The accursed blabbering of a wretched fiend, the uncouth chatter of a fishmonger's wife. Aye.Quote:
the 5 rings arrive in Peking...
the great mountain will alived in scene...
for the enigma is in a metal cage...
to the south, his eyes will engage...
Drunken, the half-sane, thrice-mad Ree fool curses the skies while the god Xeon watches on in empathy. :rolleyes:Quote:
slash, as the full will become half...
add, by fifth the pain will be crafted ...
stay, for the power will be twiced...
double, from the fith of the full he may casted
With that kind of algorithm you've invented, Ree,......you are indeed the right guy to write those rocket-science graphics code. But why choose ActionScript? Why not invest your time, juices, life, money, passion and energy in a full-fledge game programming platform?(C++, Visual C++ , ASM and DirectX)Quote:
but who is he?...the mysterious guy or the other fighter?...
slash, as the full will become half...full lenght of alphabets are 26 letters...let see the 26 alphabets we got...slash to half, we'll get 13th alphabet ---> "m"... add, by fifth the pain will be crafted....
With the world spinning in my hands and with my feet on God's garden.....I WILL twist my destiny, molest my fate and decimate my opponents and those who stand in my path to glory!Quote:
so Xeon, the fate had been fortold...can you change the fate?
From Cherish:
The kid could have be more well-disciplined and spent that 45 mins understanding more ActionScript code instead. :rolleyes:Quote:
@mrRee: Impressive. Seems like you have a LOT of time in your hands right now.
Nah, he still got at least 60 more years to go. My longest post consisted of around 9800 words(spans one whole forum page), but it's long ago. Maybe someone can dig that out. I assure you all.......that's a total record-breaker here in CodeGuru.Quote:
If you continue like that, you'll be like Xeon.
Indeed. Say, Ree.....look at your post count : 66Quote:
LOL. In that regards, he beats you with his posts.
Mine? Aye. We all know it. It's a near-astronomical value and I doubt even the C++ data type "double" can represent it. :rolleyes:
From Ree:
I promise thee, Ree.......I'm going to lead your ActionScript into my bedroom and pull down my pants. U get the idea. JOIN PHP NOW! It is the future! The War is Now!Quote:
Xeon's post is long, but it's nice to read...unless he grumble about his PHP and spanking my Actionscript
I'm always willing to take in a disciple, Ree. After all, even I will get old and die someday and can't babysit you all the time. Thus, in order for you to survive and carry on Xeon's glory and unrivalled might, you need my style. I'll impart it to you over these few years. Just follow behind me and do whatever I do; Do not go outta sight. No no......a chain is not needed. What for? :DQuote:
but me can't challenge his post...he got more sugar and spice in his post....my post always lack in salt and blackpepper
And yes, I know of an ancient prophesy and after keeping it in my heart for decades, I'm going to share it :
When Almighty's flesh and Almighty's bone,
sits at the forgotten throne of old,
the reign of Ree will meet it's doom,
and the evil time will be over and done.
Almighty's flesh and Almighty's bone refers to Xeon here, in this context, according to Wikipedia and the White House
Good day, folks!
Xeon.
By the way, Cherish....please change your avatar. Everytime I see, I'll fantasize about kissing and all. Please,......I'm practising abstinence now and don't disrupt my training. Thanks.
what the heck are you talking, Xeon...having too much weeds:pas the light looks bleary...the listener execrate the seer who can see....aye!...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
until the mist is slanted solely...the listener can't freely see...aye aye!
beyond the misty mist...the listener can't barely see...aye aye aye!
the owl hooting the moon...the frog croaking the rain...Quote:
Drunken, the half-sane, thrice-mad Ree fool curses the skies while the god Xeon watches on in empathy. :rolleyes:
neither the moon nor the rain ever give a yam to the hooter nor the croaker...:p
yet the greatest opponent is the glory itself standing in the path to your fate...Quote:
With the world spinning in my hands and with my feet on God's garden.....I WILL twist my destiny, molest my fate and decimate my opponents and those who stand in my path to glory!
decimate the greatest opponent, you'll reach your fate...
decimated by your opponent, you'll be sent to your fate...
either way, you'll find your bitter fate in the end of your long journey to your painful destiniy...:D
indeed...say Xeon....look at my post count: 66Quote:
Indeed. Say, Ree.....look at your post count : 66
you don't know what it means?...I don't know it either...:D
don't push your luck too much, kid...ActionScript is divinely inspired...among those ancient scripts like PHP, none can take down ActionScript...the war is now, but why do you want to be in the loosing side?...this long war will not ended until all ancient scripter are on their knees bowing to the Holy Script...Quote:
I promise thee, Ree.......I'm going to lead your ActionScript into my bedroom and pull down my pants. U get the idea. JOIN PHP NOW! It is the future! The War is Now!
concider this...
you want insanely gorgeous graphics...ActionScript will make your day...
you want to soothe the savage animations...crave ActionScript for help...
you want a great leader...ActionScript the Mighty can lead others in the front-end...
you want to see the future...ActionScript will bless you not just to see, but even touch the future...
you want something...ActionScript can give you everything...
I'll not ask you to convert...as the truth shall prevail...soon after the beacon of light shining into your heart, you'll feel the light:D...overjoy, overwhelm, overgrown, oversleep...that's the sign of truth:D
From Ree:
Apparently, I purchased too much viagra pills near the expiry date. In an effort not to waste my money, I devoured all those pills before they expired and put them to good use. My biggest worry and concern now is : what do I do when those girls come knocking on my door all at the same time, demanding that I be the father of their kids? :ehh:Quote:
what the heck are you talking, Xeon...having too much weeds
The kid is young, he scarcely knows,Quote:
as the light looks bleary...the listener execrate the seer who can see....aye!...
until the mist is slanted solely...the listener can't freely see...aye aye!
beyond the misty mist...the listener can't barely see...aye aye aye!
the world is not safe and simple,
that his chosen trade leads him to Satan's path.
Ree in the West, Flash is his blade,Quote:
the owl hooting the moon...the frog croaking the rain...
neither the moon nor the rain ever give a yam to the hooter nor the croaker
Xeon in the East, PHP is his soul;
The best of two trades,
they tread on each other's toes.
It means that one more post count and you'll become :666 - The BeastQuote:
indeed...say Xeon....look at my post count: 66
you don't know what it means?...I don't know it either
It's created by a bunch of codeheads at a company called Macromedia, which in turn, ironically, got bought over by Adobe Systems.Quote:
ActionScript is divinely inspired
When Flash is gone, so will ActionScript. The parasite is thriving, but if the host is gone, so will it.Quote:
among those ancient scripts like PHP, none can take down ActionScript
Why would I ever want to bow down to a toy language that even 8 year old kids in Lego-robotics class can understand and code with ease? :rolleyes:Quote:
this long war will not ended until all ancient scripter are on their knees bowing to the Holy Script
Insanely gorgeous graphics? U've got to be kidding. That's the creations of the talented graphic designers. All these Flash folks ever do is to slog like oxens on a farm, trying to link everything up : not much different than a data-entry clerk.Quote:
concider this...
you want insanely gorgeous graphics...ActionScript will make your day...
you want to soothe the savage animations...crave ActionScript for help...
you want a great leader...ActionScript the Mighty can lead others in the front-end...
you want to see the future...ActionScript will bless you not just to see, but even touch the future...
you want something...ActionScript can give you everything
Savage animations? Sure, but if a certain % of users don't install the Macromedia Flash Player until they're being prompted for the 1st time when they try to view a Flash site. It sours the surfing experience. And watching porn with Flash is terrible, because you can't save the embedded images in the Flash animation onto your hard drive as JPEG files.
Consider this instead :
If you want to create
- Ad management tools
- Affiliate software for webmasters
- Auction scripts
- Blogging software on the web
- Web-based calculators
- Bookmark management tools
- Chat software
- Counters and web timers
- Web polls and surveys
- Database and database tools
- E-mail systems
- FAQ system
- Online image gallery software
- Web page link checking/indexing scripts
- Mailing list managers
- Networking tools
- Web-based news publishing software
- Online organizers
- Portal systems
- Online eCard service
- Stock quotes and display
- Search engine scripts
- Authetication scripts
- Web rings services
- Web/site traffic statistics and analysis scripts
- discussion boards(vBulletin.com.....this forum you're using now!)
- .....and more.....
PHP is the way to go. Do not salivate. Go wipe it clean. :thumb:
Even though you're clearly on the losing side, you're still much better than the millions of blind coders who're still coding in Microsoft's hands and autocratic laws. That's a nice consolation, Ree! Cheers! :DQuote:
the war is now, but why do you want to be in the loosing side?
Good day!
Xeon.php.
Request granted. ;) Ya know, thanks to you... I realized something, and thought it best to do as you suggested. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
From Cherish:
Indeed, you're welcomed. However, I'll greatly miss that avatar.Quote:
Request granted. Ya know, thanks to you... I realized something, and thought it best to do as you suggested.
HOWEVER! For the sake of my future and my love for PHP, I'll resist all temptations.
By the way, because you've a long face shape, you would look your best with re-bonded hair. Have you heard about that and have you thought of trying it?
See you,
Xeon.
http://www.symantec.com/index.htm
Xeon, is that you who sit at the front page ? You look great.
What do you mean, "re-bonded"?? You mean have it straightened? My hair is naturally straight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
by the measly sounds, I hear them whisper...wondering pondering my power...let them lost in their measure...verily I won't bother...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
there's no Satan's path...there're only Satans in every path...Quote:
that his chosen trade leads him to Satan's path.
listen to your lazy uncle, kid...that's why I always told you not to skip Math class...look what you'd turned into...:DQuote:
It means that one more post count and you'll become :666 - The Beast
:confused:...Quote:
It's created by a bunch of codeheads at a company called Macromedia, which in turn, ironically, got bought over by Adobe Systems.
so the bunny is a creture with long ears and big teeth which means they love to eat carrots...is that's your point?... :p
too late for the rapture...the whole universe has been infected....Quote:
When Flash is gone, so will ActionScript. The parasite is thriving, but if the host is gone, so will it.
it's simple as salt...yet can bring such pleasure in your chicken-chops:D...Quote:
Why would I ever want to bow down to a toy language that even 8 year old kids in Lego-robotics class can understand and code with ease? :rolleyes:
yeah...I'm just kidding you :eek:...but, ever heard about vector graphic?...Quote:
Insanely gorgeous graphics? U've got to be kidding. That's the creations of the talented graphic designers.
why is Java on cross-platform?...Java Virtual Machine...Quote:
Savage animations? Sure, but if a certain % of users don't install the Macromedia Flash Player until they're being prompted for the 1st time when they try to view a Flash site.
why is Flash on cross-platform?...Flash Player...
why is rainbow has 7 different colours?...when the lights go through a bla bla bla, then bla, the bla bla got spreaded by bla bla...
see?...it's simple than the rainbow issue... ;)
SWF Decompiler....Quote:
And watching porn with Flash is terrible, because you can't save the embedded images in the Flash animation onto your hard drive as JPEG files.
I can't help it...my saliva is dried up after reading all the text text text and text and still more text nothing but text in PHP products...do they have eyes and ears?...because they don't interact much with humans senses other than texts and silly dead images...:D:DQuote:
Consider this instead : ...<a list of craps>...
PHP is the way to go. Do not salivate. Go wipe it clean. :thumb:
From Pete Nortoc, Creator of Nortoc SystemWorks 2006:
Er......I'm not black or a female, Mr. Norton. By the way, we do not condone rascists here in CodeGuru. It's the land of the free, the land of joy. Long live Narnia.......LONG LIVE ASLAN! :thumb:Quote:
Xeon, is that you who sit at the front page ? You look great.
From Cherish:
U silly little girl.......you've been living on NMI for too long. Here's a fine example:http://usera.imagecave.com/jasmine_pinky/mee-copy.jpgQuote:
What do you mean, "re-bonded"?? You mean have it straightened? My hair is naturally straight.
Rebonded hair is not just straight hair : it's totally straight-down and smooth-textured, with virtually no strands of hair standing out. The above picture is a moderate example. Some cases of rebonded hair are much more sleeker, straight-down and smoother.
The thing about rebonded hair is that once you have it rebonded, you can't wash it for 3 days or the hair will be damaged. After 3 days, you can wash it and.......the art of all hair art is formed.
It's the hot thing now in Singapore for girls, but I doubt the West is onto it.
By the way, Cherish.....which side are you on? The XHTML/JavaScript/PHP camp, or the Foul-Flash camp?
From Ree:
Of course I've, Ree! But to create sensible vector graphics, you still need drawing talent, or the most you can do(like me), is just drawing circles and basic shapes. :rolleyes:Quote:
yeah...I'm just kidding you ...but, ever heard about vector graphic?
I mean, com'on! Vector graphics is a kind of format, not a kind of drawing skill!
I've just completed my XHTML study a few days ago. I'm currently waiting for my CSS book to arrive, and I'll spend 2 months on it. After that, it's JavaScript and then on to PHP. Where you at now? Reading web articles on how Flash is going down the drain and how more and more people are turning away from Flash? :D
By the way, the following is not targeted at you, Ree.......but at the zillions of C++/Java/C#/VB Windows programmers out there.
Visit : http://www.norse-myths.com/Forms-1.html
The 1st thing......click the combo-box and marvel at the beauty. What's that? An owner-drawn, custom combo box with colors in it, instead of just plain text? Yes. And not just that, but cool text as well. In C++/MFC, you would need to write 150 million lines of code just to achieve this. And 150 million lines of code is the same amount as that contained in Windows XP.
The second thing : the owner-drawn button with animation on it. In C#/C++/VB/Java, you would need to write 90 million lines of code just to achieve half the effect(owner-drawn button without animation). And 90 million lines of code is the same as the code amount contained in Visual Studio.Net 2005 Enterprise Architect Edition + the entire .Net 2.0 framework)
See? I can achieve all these in 3 minutes. No debugging, no nothing. And while Microsoft's programmers are writing the browser code to render all these, I'm doing it with 50 real women in a certain hotel in Las Vegas. I don't do this very often, but life is life.
Web programming rules.
(and Flash is not even going to be part of the game)
Good day, all.
Xeon. :cool:
:eek: Are you sure you're not ghey?? :D :D Ey, don't get mad.. I'm just kidding. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Well, actually.. its the in thing right now on-island too. But honestly, I really don't see the point in me having that stick-straight hair. My hair is already straight and I like it the way it is. It has enough body and doesn't look like it won't move when there's a soft breeze. :p But ey, I have nothing against re-bonding or the girls/guys who do have their hairs re-bonded. :)
Are you asking me if I'm on your side or mrRee's? :D Anyways, I'm into PHP/Javascript... and I also know some Flash. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
use more layer and masking to get a glossy 3D shape, will you?...or do you need an example for that:p...with good manipulation of those, your basic shape won't be a plain ordinary shape...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
arrangement is also a vital part to present your cool sleek graphic...even you don't have a glossy image etc, with a smart arrangement, you can hypnotized the user to make them see a cool nude graphics...of course with a good blend of colours:D...
I mean, there're so many ways to patch the holes on your walls...hear me:
if you want it, you'll find thousands of ways...
if you don't want it, you'll find thousands of excuses... :rolleyes:
if you got a swift skills but you're using a lame formated application, your skills are just a bunch of wastes in a junkyard... :thumbd:...Quote:
I mean, com'on! Vector graphics is a kind of format, not a kind of drawing skill!
unless you're using conventional method(pen/cil/brush and paper)...do you want me to show that too?...I can draw you a cute girl in a minute and scan it to you..:D
good...but make sure you're still got the times to enjoy your hobby: viewing pr0n sites:D...Quote:
I've just completed my XHTML study a few days ago. I'm currently waiting for my CSS book to arrive, and I'll spend 2 months on it. After that, it's JavaScript and then on to PHP.
don't be such a gooner:p...Quote:
Where you at now? Reading web articles on how Flash is going down the drain and how more and more people are turning away from Flash? :D
right now, I'm still working on perfecting my plan to take over the world...
yeah, yeah...of course Flash won't be a part of the game...because, while the web programming rules, Flash rules the web programming....Flash will let his servants aka web & other programming to play the gladiator game while he enjoy looking at them killing each other...:DQuote:
Web programming rules.
(and Flash is not even going to be part of the game)
guy with rebonded hair?.......they'll will be a laughing stock...the first stock is the guys in pink shirts...the 2nd stock is the guy rebonding their hair...Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
guy will be more handsome if they got no hair...it will add some character to them...:D
From Cherish:
What has being gay gotta do with discussing hair-styles? I shave everyday, I analyze and keep track of each and every single new pimple that grows occasionally, I shave all parts of my body that can be shaved and that is not visible to others, I take over-half-an-hour baths, I take 10 - 45 mins to comb my hair........and it's not gay. It's about respecting yourself, loving yourself, and being a narcisst and ego-god. :wave:Quote:
Are you sure you're not ghey??
Occasionally, when I talk to girls, I can smell their bad breath(dunno why, but in office air-conditioned enviroment, most people have bad stinky breath) and I just wanna tell them to do something about it. I'm starting to hate air-con enviroments.
U're into PHP/JavaScript but know Flash. Obviously, you're more on my side than on Ree. That's a very wise choice, because you get 3 great gifts for nothing : i) Xeon, ii) a very glorious and bright future/career and iii) lots of joy and happy times.Quote:
Are you asking me if I'm on your side or mrRee's? Anyways, I'm into PHP/Javascript... and I also know some Flash.
Lastly, Cherish......u still don't get it. From your post, I can see that you're slightly scared of offending me and that's why you're apologising everytime you make a joke or so. Darn it all, see?
Curse me, kick me, punch me, belt me, whip me, insert me, slap me, knock me, whack me, smash me, slam me, strangle me, hurt me, stab me, wallop me........I will bleed. I'm a human! :mad:
From Ree:
U still don't get it and is trying to run away from reality, eh? :ehh:Quote:
use more layer and masking to get a glossy 3D shape, will you?...or do you need an example for that...with good manipulation of those, your basic shape won't be a plain ordinary shape
Even if you can make a picture by combining/layering/coding basic vector shapes together, the picture won't be nice unless you can draw your artwork with a digital pen and scan the thing in, just like those commercial Flash websites.
I feel really sad for you, Ree. A great nice guy who follows the wrong master. U deserve a better future than this, kid! The saddest part is that you're so happy and aspiring about it. Even Cherish and even me is weeping for you, O' my pal. :cry:
Nah! Nowadays, with my full-time job + night classes on certain days + self-studying web programming, I hardly have time for porn.Quote:
good...but make sure you're still got the times to enjoy your hobby: viewing pr0n sites
However, I stil make it a point to view/download porn sites every Friday or so. It's a very nice day for such things. :thumb:
I also discover that the longer you don't think about sex, the more ferocious/berserk you become when you finally do it.
Correction : because, while the web programming rules, Flash rules the web programming world in mrRee's grandest dreams.Quote:
yeah, yeah...of course Flash won't be a part of the game...because, while the web programming rules, Flash rules the web programming
Poor poor soul. Please visit : http://www.keypharmaceuticals.com.au/HairAgain.htmQuote:
guy will be more handsome if they got no hair...it will add some character to them
I hope that will solve your problem, pal. It also applies to Cherish too.
Good luck!
Xeon. :cool:
Hehehe. Like what I said, I was just teasing/kidding, dude! ;) But why are you defensive? And you really doing those things? :eek: :lol: Nevermind. Don't answer. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Its not because im slightly scared of offending you. Its just that I want to make sure you do get that I was just kidding. Some guys don't like those kinds of jokes you see. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
I guess you'll have to accept that I don't do those things. Its just not my style. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Ciao! :wave:
yeah!...I still don't get it :confused: ...you said 'basic shapes' earlier which usually means rectangle, circles, polygons etc...and I said the basic shapes will be merrier with layers and masking to form a glossy 3D looks... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
but now, you're ranting about scanning pictures...are you short of weeds supplies?...I can give you some....:D
ok!...you can use my sketching in the attachment....don't be shy, alter it as much as u want:D...
save your tears for your own purpose:p...Quote:
The saddest part is that you're so happy and aspiring about it. Even Cherish and even me is weeping for you, O' my pal. :cry:
nothing's more inspiring than working with human senses...eyes, ears, insanity...Flash can deal with those...
compare the HTML webpage with Flash webpage(either just as a front-end or mainly Flash)...you'll bang your head on your keyboard to see the hideous HTML webpage....:D
great!...keep it up!!...Quote:
Nah! Nowadays, with my full-time job + night classes on certain days + self-studying web programming, I hardly have time for porn.
you need those to challenge me on the 2008 Battle of Mt. Everest:D..
and some addition: because, while the web programming rules, Flash rules the web programming world in mrRee's grandest dreamswhich has become a reality but is hardly seen by Xeon...:pQuote:
Correction : because, while the web programming rules, Flash rules the web programming world in mrRee's grandest dreams.
that's not gay.....but metrosexual...hey, Xeon!...are you bring a small mirror in your wallet too? :eek:....Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
I know that. I was just pulling Xeon's legs. :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Btw, that's a really nice sketch! Did you draw that?
I know that too...I just pulling yours and Xeon's legs:D...Quote:
Originally Posted by cherish
hate to say this....but yes...:o....I should remove it before people see my hideous artwork...I know Xeon will use this against me:D.....
Copycat! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
No its not hideous at all! Did you really draw that or you're just pulling my leg again? :ehh: Tell the truth!Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
I think its a really, really good sketch. :thumb: You don't mind if I save that picture as my personal copy? :D
cattycop! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by cherish
the truth is, I draw it but the pencil and the paper is not mine....I just grab my friend's pencil and tear down his paper without his permission:D....the scanner is also not mine...so, it's not fully mine:D....Quote:
Did you really draw that or you're just pulling my leg again? :ehh: Tell the truth!
psst!...don't tell the cop...I'm not ready to be imprisoned for the 2nd time in this year:D...
I don't mind at all!....if u think it's worthy a space in your PC and you think it'll not make your PC burned, go ahead...if you want to alter it, just do it...I'm not gonna issue a copyright for that lame sketch of mine:D....Quote:
You don't mind if I save that picture as my personal copy? :D
So in short, you drew it. That's all Im asking. Thanks for answering, buster! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
I can't reach Oceanebelle, from VBF. I think shed has the knack for drawing, but won't post without her permission. You could search VBF for her posts to find them, but I think they're good.
:cool: Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by dglienna
mRree you drew that? :eek: That was great man :thumb:
From Cherish:
Indeed, and I'll tell you the names of those guys who don't like such jokes : The Overall Site Manager of CodeGuru and his brood of moderators and Super Moderators. :DQuote:
Its not because im slightly scared of offending you. Its just that I want to make sure you do get that I was just kidding. Some guys don't like those kinds of jokes you see.
And no, I can take all kinds of jokes, don't worry. I'm used to being nonchalant all my life and not much can make me mad, except when I see little kids being tortured/physically abused for nothing. In such cases, I won't go mad. I'll erase their life off this world. :thumbd:
By the way, Cherish, what kind of programming do u specialize in? It's Visual C++ or VB, right? I doubt it web programming like PHP, or you won't be posting in a mainly-Windows-programming forum like CodeGuru here.
From Ree:
U fool. I was saying that you cannot create professional-looking and complicated artwork using just basic Flash vector shapes and whatever provided with the program itself. Remember those pics of King of Fighters' characters(Vanessa etc.)? Those are done with pencil and artwork, not the Rectangle or Pencil tool in Flash. Instead, you'll need a digital pen and pad to map the drawing to the screen.Quote:
yeah!...I still don't get it ...you said 'basic shapes' earlier which usually means rectangle, circles, polygons etc...and I said the basic shapes will be merrier with layers and masking to form a glossy 3D looks...
but now, you're ranting about scanning pictures
Sounds very godly, doesn't it, guys? Until you folks realize that entirely Flash-based sites are almost impossible to be indexed by search engines(main source of web traffic). Even if they do, they won't rank anywhere near the first 30 pages of the search results.Quote:
nothing's more inspiring than working with human senses...eyes, ears, insanity...Flash can deal with those...
compare the HTML webpage with Flash webpage(either just as a front-end or mainly Flash)...you'll bang your head on your keyboard to see the hideous HTML webpage
And thus......YOU CAN ****ing have the most godly Flash site in the world and if no one knows it, what's the use, then? :rolleyes:
Add to that, those folks who don't want to spend time to load the Flash site, those folks who've a fetish for, or using older browsers for whatever reason, and those folks who don't have or don't wish to spend time downloading the troublesome Flash plug-in.......you get the sheet now, eh?
Nah, I don't like those small mirrors, because they're not accurate enough to preview your hair in. The best are those big flat mirrors with 50% sunlight shining at you. That'll give the most accurate preview of your hair while you're styling it. Browser compatibility, eh?Quote:
hey, Xeon!...are you bring a small mirror in your wallet too?
So, in short, you drew it. Now, I'm a real man with real guts, and if a rival is great in some respect, I'll salute him and forgo all my ego or whatever pride.Quote:
the truth is, I draw it but the pencil and the paper is not mine....I just grab my friend's pencil and tear down his paper without his permission....the scanner is also not mine...so, it's not fully mine
That picture is MAGNIFICIENT!!!!
If you can draw something like the following and convert it to .gif or vector format, you would be a Flash lord already :
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs9/i/2006...Arehandora.jpg
When that happens, I've nothing to say and I'll bow and salute to you with honor, but that doesn't mean or say anything that PHP and web programming can't gain parallel achievements(either in fame, money or influence) either. All in all, your artwork rules.
From D. Lenna:
My, another girl here? I think this Lenna is also a girl. Good. Maybe you gotta send her a PM to invite her here to match hers with Ree.Quote:
I can't reach Oceanebelle, from VBF. I think shed has the knack for drawing, but won't post without her permission. You could search VBF for her posts to find them, but I think they're good.
When Ree and Belle marry each other, the husband can do the Flash part while the wife can provide the graphics needed as input.
That's all; see you, folks!
Xeon. :cool:
I'm David Glienna, and have chatted with Oceanbelle for about a year, since she joined VBF. She also thought that I was female, for some reason. :cool:
From David:
Aye! U should have said so earlier! I was even thinking of spiking your drink, dragging you into a hotel bedroom, go easy on my zipper and down with my pants and......:ehh:Quote:
I'm David Glienna, and have chatted with Oceanbelle for about a year, since she joined VBF. She also thought that I was female, for some reason.
Yes, indeed. The Lenna part make your name sounds feminine. However, if it's Gilenna Davids, I would have insisted you were a girl no matter what.
A cool name for you would be : Dave-G. WOW! :thumb:;):D
Good day,
Xeon.
I see. So I guess you now understand I put those words, not mainly for your sake, but for others who might happen to read my post. This is a public forum, and I put those in consideration of other people's sense of humor. :thumb: ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Well, I came to this site because I had a VC++ project last year, and I needed some help. :D But that was the first and last VC++ project I had, and the rest were mainly PHP/MySQL. So yeah, I do specialize in Web Programming. :D :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
You're right, what the heck am I doing here in a mainly-Windows-programming forum? :lol:
Its because the people here are nice and were really helpful with my questions back then. I thought of returning the favor by helping in the PHP forum, even in a smalll way. :D
so, basically, you're ranting and yaming about pictures...in that way, you're right;)...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
but -man, you're really gonna love this- ...I'm talking about basic shapes with sexy looking touch...glossy nude 3D shapes...that can be done by even using Flash's basic tools alone...hang your pad...throw away your digital pen or whatever...all you need are layers, masks and of course alpha blending...
so now, go get a strong coffee and start make one...but keep both of your hands on the keyboard:D...I know they're sexy but they're just a basic shape...:p
do you have your coffee now?...bcoz this will gonna be a long junx:D...Quote:
Sounds very godly, doesn't it, guys? Until you folks realize that entirely Flash-based sites are almost impossible to be indexed by search engines(main source of web traffic). Even if they do, they won't rank anywhere near the first 30 pages of the search results.
these things have a couple of issues to deal with...be smart and hark...
a) know and identify your prey: even the savage beasts know this one...you can't go out there and start chasing your prey...that's a foolish strategy...if your prey are anthelopes, give them a beautiful rich meadows...if they're bees, get a garden of flowers...and trust me, they'll tell their whole entire clans and flock to your trap...basically, it means..one knows, all know..
b) identify and equip your azz: as a preadator, you must be strong and sharp...strenghten your content...and be smart...if you're a spider, just use Flash as a front-end (or as ActiveX controller) so that they can easily be trapped when they stumble upon your web while they're googling for food....IOW, Flash can strenghten your web and they can't escape from it..
but if you're insect-eating plant, you can use mainly Flash-based sites...you do not find them, they'll find you...usually, a well-known company can use this strategy...if your rival plants got a nicer impression, don't be jealous if the prey don't come to you...
c) lure them: do you know a fish that has a cute tentackle to lure their preys to come to them?...if that hideous fish can figure this out, why can't you?...advertise yourself!!...and be more advance than the fish!...if they come to you but find out you're so scary even to look at, they'll turn away before they're in your capturing range...empty belly you'll be..
take out your brain and put more thought into it, dude:D...
all you need to know is, 80-95% of web browsers have Flash players and willing to use it...that's a big number if you tell me...that's all you need to know:p...after that, it's all depend on you to hunt them:D...they have the cups and you have the drinks...satisfy their thirst...if they love it, they'll ask for more...Quote:
Add to that, those folks who don't want to spend time to load the Flash site, those folks who've a fetish for, or using older browsers for whatever reason, and those folks who don't have or don't wish to spend time downloading the troublesome Flash plug-in.......you get the sheet now, eh?
so you're into manga drawing, eh?...I tell you what...manga/anime can be easily created...it's simple as DEF...Draw, Encode and Filter...I can show you the trick if you want;):DQuote:
If you can draw something like the following and convert it to .gif or vector format,..
From Cherish:
But if you're gonna live like this, under others' shadows all the time, won't it be so uncomfy? U should stick to yourself and don't mind others. Unless, of course, in special situations, like when you're sitting next to a bunch of Las Vegas gangsters/Russian mafia.....then you gotta behave yourself. ;)Quote:
see. So I guess you now understand I put those words, not mainly for your sake, but for others who might happen to read my post. This is a public forum, and I put those in consideration of other people's sense of humor.
Smart girl, wise choice. I tell ye : Those who're still on the VC++ road other than Microsoft's own programmers are heading down the road to Helheim, the Norse land of the dead.Quote:
Well, I came to this site because I had a VC++ project last year, and I needed some help. But that was the first and last VC++ project I had,
Why, Cherish, I'm so happy when you say that. I ♥ you!Quote:
So yeah, I do specialize in Web Programming.
Now, seriously, though.........it's only logical. Because from what I know thus far, most female programmers are into web programming. If you go to HtmlForums.com, you'll see that there's more females there in a single forum than all the females in CodeGuru combined together. :D
So, how long did you take to learn PHP to get to where you're today?
From Ree:
Nah! If I were any good at that and earning big bucks, I would be so occupied using my personal waterhose with girls already. :DQuote:
so you're into manga drawing, eh?
U're even more of a total fool than I thought. Why not just be a freelance manga/cartoon artist? Just invest in a digital pen and your talents and setting up a little portfolio, and you're on your way to finding clients and earning $$$ and using your own personal waterhose with girls already.Quote:
I tell you what...manga/anime can be easily created...it's simple as DEF...Draw, Encode and Filter...I can show you the trick if you want
A small manga/cartoon/logo image can easily fetch for around US$150 each.
See you all!
Xeon.
Hmmm. Roughly 3 months (max)? I'm not really sure. :D Basically, when I started working for the present company I'm working for, I had to handle PHP stuff right away. PHP is quite easy to learn. And tinkering with it and MySQL is what really got me to where I am today. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
you can practice if you want....;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
do you think my name is Matsusuki Yamashita live in Hokkaido at Duison Street down town of Nakita and eating my salt rice Ichibonk every noon while watching Sumo but in the night proscrinating at the red district near Juitsan Alley?....NO!Quote:
U're even more of a total fool than I thought. Why not just be a freelance manga/cartoon artist? Just invest in a digital pen and your talents and setting up a little portfolio, and you're on your way to finding clients and earning $$$ and using your own personal waterhose with girls already.
A small manga/cartoon/logo image can easily fetch for around US$150 each.
I dunno where I am right now...I can see trees, skies and a little bunch of mosquitos doing the Hula dance...
but the thing is, I'm not live in Japan...and the books industry here is sux as Malaysian don't like to read including me:D....they love to listen to fermented pop songs and fanatic to reality TV artists(something like American Idol) and that's sux :thumbd: :mad:...hail the street justice and long live underground scene...
From Cherish:
Yeah, PHP syntax and concept is easy to learn, but what about the networking concepts and installing PHP? From what I know, learning how to install and configure PHP is a pretty big topic in itself!Quote:
Hmmm. Roughly 3 months (max)? I'm not really sure. Basically, when I started working for the present company I'm working for, I had to handle PHP stuff right away. PHP is quite easy to learn. And tinkering with it and MySQL is what really got me to where I am today.
From Ree:
I just discovered that one day, I might go to Japan and find some girl there; we need more choices. And I mean a wife, not prostitutes. :rolleyes:Quote:
o you think my name is Matsusuki Yamashita live in Hokkaido at Duison Street down town of Nakita and eating my salt rice Ichibonk every noon while watching Sumo but in the night proscrinating at the red district near Juitsan Alley?....NO!
That's on the sands of Hawaii, even on NMI, where Cherish is! Never touch a bro's wife, heard of that before, right? :ehh:Quote:
I dunno where I am right now...I can see trees, skies and a little bunch of mosquitos doing the Hula dance
What has this gotta do with Malaysia? Wait a min........ain't you from the US? Or has too much Flash flashed your brains and now you dunno where you're or who you're???!!!!!Quote:
but the thing is, I'm not live in Japan...and the books industry here is sux as Malaysian don't like to read including me....they love to listen to fermented pop songs and fanatic to reality TV artists(something like American Idol) and that's sux ...hail the street justice and long live underground scene
Besides, we're talking about globality now. For goodness sake, you know there's this thing called the Internet that you can find clients online, delivery artwork and receive payment all through online transactions, right? For goodness sake, Ree pal......get out of your Flash cave and view the world!
Guys, look at how Flash has fried Ree's future and brains!
See you,
Xeon.
I have PHP running on IIS in my computer, and the scripts I made are accessible in our LAN. I just made sure that IIS settings doen't allow remote access (from internet) among other security measures. I didn't find it hard/complicated. :D Ofcourse, I'm no expert here. But what made you say that installation and configuration of PHP is a big topic itself? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
great!...did you hear that?...a wedding bell is ringing through the air...ah! it's Xeon's wedding ceremony...send us the photo, Xeon...what's the bride name again?...Kawaisaki Nayumi?... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
you can count on me, bro... :cool:Quote:
That's on the sands of Hawaii, even on NMI, where Cherish is! Never touch a bro's wife, heard of that before, right? :ehh:
aye aye! can't you see the lame English words I used...Quote:
What has this gotta do with Malaysia? Wait a min........ain't you from the US? Or has too much Flash flashed your brains and now you dunno where you're or who you're???!!!!!
of coursely I not Europian nor American nor Aussie nor Zealander ma...
I walk walk eat air at beauty sunny beaches in Pulau Redang or Pulau Perhentian or Pulau Kapas and I'm going eating roti canai and teh tarik lah...only RM2.20 only...if my stomach go round round, I going to toilet I pay RM0.20 to in..see?...:D
it's easier said than done, dude...besides, no one gonna pay for my lame artifacts... :pQuote:
Besides, we're talking about globality now. For goodness sake, you know there's this thing called the Internet that you can find clients online, delivery artwork and receive payment all through online transactions, right? For goodness sake, Ree pal......get out of your Flash cave and view the world!