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Originally Posted by che_rish
I dont know if you guys noticed, but Mathew Joy used white-colored letters w/ the following words:
So bad.. However, the boy told the girl before to
"READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning only to
read odd numbered lines, so please read
it again!
If you look at his post again, highlight that part and you'll see it. Hehehehe. :D
So, does that implies that the father of the girl can also read this, since it is not completely hidden (if her father is not dumb)? :rolleyes: Aah, too bad, an excellent plan, but poorly executed and resulted with no outcomes :sick: ;)
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:D If the father is computer-savvy and has good eyes, then he'll be able to see the hidden text...
I do know of a trick where you use lemon juice mixed with something else to write your message. Not sure what the other substance is or if its pure lemon juice only.. does anybody know how to make the message appear??
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Originally Posted by che_rish
:D I do know of a trick where you use lemon juice mixed with something else to write your message. Not sure what the other substance is or if its pure lemon juice only.. does anybody know how to make the message appear??
Take a look at What is Steganography, Anyway?
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I do know of a trick where you use lemon juice to write your message... does anybody know how to make the message appear??
Ya... Light a candle. Hold the paper over the candle light (not too close, or u may burn it :D ) . The characters on the paper will start appearing as u move the paper.
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Originally Posted by chmanish
Ya... Light a candle. Hold the paper over the candle light (not too close, or u may burn it :D ) . The characters on the paper will start appearing as u move the paper.
Yes! that's what I remember too, but I wasn't too sure. Thanks! :)
@Ejaz: Uhm... what does "steganography" have to do w/ a message using lemon juice as ink? :confused:
Re: AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)
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Originally Posted by Ejaz
So, does that implies that the father of the girl can also read this, since it is not completely hidden (if her father is not dumb)? :rolleyes: Aah, too bad, an excellent plan, but poorly executed and resulted with no outcomes :sick: ;)
Excuse me...I think there is a misunderstanding... I'm not the one who is writing the letter...:D...and there are no girls or fathers to come here and read it. The text is hidden to increase the reader's curiosity. Now it seems it is not what is happening :(
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Enjoy.....
A married couple is driving down the interstate at 55 mph with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.”
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you.” Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.
She says, “I want the house.” Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, “I want the kids too.” The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.
She says, “I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.”
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, “Is there anything you want?”
The husband says, “No, I’ve got everything I need right here.“
She asks, “What’s that?”
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, “I’ve got the airbag.”
:lol:
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[1] Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Our skin is a living organ that is reacting to the suns light and makes the skin darker to keep from destroying it. Our hair is dead and like bones in the desert, bleaches in the sun.
[2] Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Because opening the mouth pulls down the skin around the eyes and gives us a larger margin of error to prevent eye-poke-age.
[3] Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Because psychics aren't real
[4] Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Etymologists have a sense of humor.
[5] Why doctors call what their profession "practice"?
Knowledge is ever forming and there is no definite science because of it. So they practice what they know and learn and develop as they go. <Rhyming is fun>
[6] Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
It's the anti-start; start negative... kind of like: deceleration is an inaccurate term, it is acceleration in a negative direction.
[7] Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?
So are you wanting to drink dishwashing liquid?
[8] Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Because it's a MAN investing the money.
[9] Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
That would be just silly wouldn't it?
[10] Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Dogs
[11] Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
He didn't bring them on board intentionally and there weren't just two.
[12] Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Because of stupid protesters...
[13] Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
indestructible black box ?
Too heavy to fly.
[14] Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Wool garments are "shrinking" because they want to get back to their relaxed state.... wool on sheep is already there.
[15] Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Compartments didn't have the nice ring to it.
[16] Why CONgress leads you to believe it is PROgress when con is the opposite of pro?
Welcome to the American political system...
[17] Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Isn't a personal computer also called a terminal?
:D
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[17] Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Isn't a personal computer also called a terminal?
:D
Yes, and that's usually where work STOPS...
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Yes, and that's usually where work STOPS...
my point exactly! :D
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bunny attempting suicide... :D
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Not sure if its been posted already, but anyway...
An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and
fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.
"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
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bunny attempting suicide... :D
... because had a BAD DAY.
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Originally Posted by Ejaz
Not sure if its been posted already, but anyway...
I've posted it as Holmes and Watson