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:D 10 is the best poster, isn' it? :)Quote:
Originally posted by Yves M
Actually Xeon did not post that much on this thread ;)
Here are the worst posters on this thread (from worst to best)
- Yves M 211
- Simon666 208
- Sonu Kapoor 156
- Elrond 141
- Ungi 115
- Xeon 99
- JeffB 99
- Marina Vaillant 86
- Gabriel Fleseriu 60
- irona20 50
OTOH, Welcome Sonu :D :D
From Sonu:
Darn true, Sonu!Quote:
Thanks to all for welcome me back. A lot of things have been changed here. Nice to see that.
1) First, Gabriel has started to get addicted to chicken chops.
2) Elrond and his really pretty wife(free ad for Elrond's family) are planning for their future seriously and such.(kids etc...)
3) SolarFlare has finished drafting out his hyper-universe domination plans.
4) Platinum Plus has currently disappeared cos' he's eating Braai and playing with the adorable lions and the fierce deers.
5) Irona is getting much smarter at programming and will be writing her book really soon, called Visual C++ .net programming, Maximum Female Coder Edition.(MFCE)
6) Amn is becoming really handsome and even the guys are starting to pay attention to him.
7) Sam Hobbs, Paul McKenzie, BlueSource, Andreas Masur and Brandon Parker are planning to start a Beatles-like band. In fact, their first CD will be out darn soon. The title is called "Coding with the Winds".
8) Simon666 has done lots of good deeds, and that's great.
9) Police are currently searching for Marina Vaillant.
10) Scarab_CN is currently a part-time horse racer with this cool horse called "Fiery Saturn".
11) CBasicNet is currently learning CPlusPlus.net.
12) CoolBiz is running a icy-cool warer business and is writing his own database software to andle the eCommerce stuff.
13) Cimperiali will be visiting Rome to admire Julius Casare soon, after that, he'll be visiting Lothar Hansler.
14) JeffB, the boss/CEO of Amazon.com, is currently having plans of recruiting 28653 gurls to help him. After all, women are more gentle, cuter, sexier and tactful.
15) Yves M is currently darn high on ego stuff. He must be sniffing and trafficking this new illegal drug called "Egolysis", whereby your ego would leap 103 times higher than before.
16) Galathaea is going through a NASA space programme right now, cos' the NASA guys says that he's darn powerful in crunching numbers with sheer mental force.
17) Dimm_Coder is currently getting brighter and brighter, and we're all gonna get blinded by his divine light if we don't wear X-Glasses from Xeon Inc.(free ad!
18) HeartBreakKid currently has 3645327664,000,000 gurlfriends whom he splitted up with. He's a great ****'s heart-breaker and makes gurls real sad. But he's darn kind and all-powerful in coding, and that's a real man.
19) Xeon is currently an unofficial, self-appointed, self-titled and self-styled Codeguru(tm) HouseWarmer who loves that AMD ad on this forum like there's no tomorrow.
From Irona:
Watch out guys! Irona is coming back to life on this thread! I'm not gonna let anyone surpass me! :D:D:D:):p:pQuote:
10 is the best poster, isn' it?
OTOH, Welcome Sonu
When I think of all the time I've wasted on CodeGuru, I begin to think, man, my life is really rich with CodeGuru.Quote:
Originally posted by Irona
10 is the best poster, isn' it?
Somehow I am wondering... Given the usual length of his posts, I am pretty sure Xeon IS the one who has posted the most in this thread... :DQuote:
Originally posted by Yves M
Actually Xeon did not post that much on this thread
Here are the worst posters on this thread (from worst to best)
- Yves M 211
- Simon666 208
- Sonu Kapoor 156
- Elrond 141
- Ungi 115
- Xeon 99
- JeffB 99
- Marina Vaillant 86
- Gabriel Fleseriu 60
- irona20 50
I have still not managed to get ahead of Sonu. Now that he is back, I don't stand a chance ;)
I dunno, the number of posts on a given thread or total posts for a person isn't something to be proud of. I've seen some pretty crappy posts around here. Is that something to boast about?
Today, I'm in a darn happy and really cheerful mood.
First, Elrond made my day shine like never before!
Well, but then, I gotta admit that the person who posts the most in his indivivual posts may not be the one with the most posts on a particular thread. :D
The truth is : even a darn great guy like me gotta be humble at the right times. :D
Secondly, I notice Solar's new signature :
Thank you so much for making my ego rose to an invincible height, Solar! :)Quote:
cout << "Xeon is the greatest person who ever lived!\n";
return 0;
Really, Solar! Now, I confer the grand title of "Master Protector of Codeguru." Your job is to watch out for junior Codeguru folks who don't pay us the usual fees.
Remember : it's US$4500 for boys and men and US$1, or **** body for gurls(optional for gurls).
Also, Solar......your avatar sucks! If you like the kinda originality and high-quality avatar that Platinum Plus currently has, just tell and I'll do one for you, a blazing and cute picture of a sun engraved in total workmanship and wild quality. :):D
This is what folks get for advertising for me in their signatures.
Anyone else?
Not only do you get money from junior members every time you see them, you're entitled to an unlimited supply of free gurls and free avatars from Xeon.
I tried to negotitate with Simon666 to advertise for me in his signature, but the Great Beast tried to act tough and said "No" instead. Really! He's the one who's gonna miss the good stuff!
The sad truth is : Gurls don't pay much attention to boys who try to act cool. Simon666...u still have another chance. Last chance.
Aye~! :D:)
Okay Xeon, let's see what kind of avatar you can make me... use your imagination.
Hey Yves,
i have seen that you have started to write articles, nice to see that. Good work.
-Sonu
Nothing really amazing yet, but I have to live up to the expectations of Xeon ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
Hey Yves,
i have seen that you have started to write articles, nice to see that. Good work.
-Sonu
Quote:
Originally posted by The Code Guru Mascot
15) Yves M is currently darn high on ego stuff. He must be sniffing and trafficking this new illegal drug called "Egolysis", whereby your ego would leap 103 times higher than before.
From Solar:
Depends on what you want. PM or e-mail me and gimme the details if you're interested. :cool:Quote:
Okay Xeon, let's see what kind of avatar you can make me... use your imagination.
From Yves M:
Indeed, I can't condone anything less than perfect. I only compliment works that are at least perfect : if not, more than perfect.Quote:
Nothing really amazing yet, but I have to live up to the expectations of Xeon
Anyway, Yves M is going to get the "Xeon Seal of Quality" and "Invincible Quality of Works". :):):D
it seems majority is from US and INDIA.. :)
No, please don't ! Nobody would want to employ me after I have the "Xeon Seal of Quality" ! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Anyway, Yves M is going to get the "Xeon Seal of Quality" and "Invincible Quality of Works". :):):D
Hahaha Yves you're a funny man! But actually, Xeon probably couldn't even name one person who won his award and went on to be successful (I wonder why).Quote:
Originally posted by Yves M
No, please don't ! Nobody would want to employ me after I have the "Xeon Seal of Quality" ! ;)
Yves M:
[quote]
No, please don't ! Nobody would want to employ me after I have the "Xeon Seal of Quality"
[quote]
From Solar:
Darn! Because of the economic downturn, everyone is lusting after this quality assurance seal, and this seal is recognised universally.Quote:
Hahaha Yves you're a funny man! But actually, Xeon probably couldn't even name one person who won his award and went on to be successful (I wonder why).
Companies from Intell to Mikrosoft are all craving for it.
But because Intell's processors ain't up to standard(I'm looking for Quadruple-Threading Technology) and because Mikrosoft's software are buggy as ****, I didn't issue them any seals.
So, Yves......u're darn lucky to have won my praises and seals and awards.
yeah, yves should get some sort of humanitarian award, despite the fact that i'm not so certain he's entirely human.
;)
At least my avatar is much more human than the picture of a sun :pQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
yeah, yves should get some sort of humanitarian award, despite the fact that i'm not so certain he's entirely human.
;)
From Solar pal:
How can Yves be a human?! He can think at rocket-speed of over 10,000 Petahertz per nano-second in terms of optimized C++ code and such! :cool::cool::cool:Quote:
yeah, yves should get some sort of humanitarian award, despite the fact that i'm not so certain he's entirely human.
Yes but if we've learned anything from that documentary movie, what was it called, oh yes - Men In Black, it's that human appearance can be deceiving.Quote:
Originally posted by Yves M
At least my avatar is much more human than the picture of a sun :p
From Solar:
My! Yves M is actually an alien in human clothing?(that kinda don-on suit??!!!) :D:D:D:D:D:D:DQuote:
Yes but if we've learned anything from that documentary movie, what was it called, oh yes - Men In Black, it's that human appearance can be deceiving.
Kingston, IL, USA
Look again ;)Quote:
Originally posted by irona20
:D 10 is the best poster, isn' it? :)
Does anybody know why this thread not anymore added in the main page of CG ( in the cathegory "hottest threads" ) ??
-Sonu
10 WAS the best poster :pQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Look again ;)
Yes, Brad changed that. Now in "hottest threads" only programming threads appear:)Quote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
Does anybody know why this thread not anymore added in the main page of CG ( in the cathegory "hottest threads" ) ??
-Sonu
Brad decided that no threads in this forum would appear there any more.
Sonu:
I don't KNOW why, but I can guess:
All the thread on the first page were thread from the General discussion forum, most of them being only slightly or not at all related to programming. As CodeGuru is still a programming site, I suppose Brad decided to remove either the threads not related to programming or the whole General discussion forum from the main page.
It seems fair enough to me.
Another possibility is that the hot thread section count the number of answers "in the last" something. As this thread has become more quiet recently, it might be the reason why it's out.
By the way, have you read all you had missed?
oh......:rolleyes: then we should talk about programming !!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by irona20
Yes, Brad changed that. Now in "hottest threads" only programming threads appear:)
-Sonu
* p.s: Can you explain me the meaning of int ?
No.....it will take me another 6 weeks to read all ;) !Quote:
Originally posted by Elrond
By the way, have you read all you had missed?
-Sonu
Irona20:
There's a mistakes in you're signature:
A tout le monde,A tout les amis
Je vous aime,Je dois partit
There are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free
"tout" should be "tous"
"partit" should be "partir"
I have Outlook opened and I see an instantaneous post explosion. Anyway, just contributing to my number of posts. :D
Were they all from CG ??Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
I have Outlook opened and I see an instantaneous post explosion. Anyway, just contributing to my number of posts. :D
-Sonu
That's about 10 posts in 20 minutes. That can make a lot of emails. As long as you're doing things in CG, vBulletin knows that you are logged and seems to think that you are viewing the posts for which you have received emails, so it keeps sending you an emails for each new post. :mad:Quote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
Were they all from CG ??
-Sonu
While I was trying to make my answers to this thread, I kept receiving two or three emails from CG before I could finish each of them. All that for one thread :D:D
This thread is still the best ;)
:D Yes, I have correct itQuote:
Originally posted by Elrond
Irona20:
There's a mistakes in you're signature:
A tout le monde,A tout les amis
Je vous aime,Je dois partit
There are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free
"tout" should be "tous"
"partit" should be "partir"
Thank you :)
int? What is int? Food? :DQuote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
* p.s: Can you explain me the meaning of int ?
That's why I avoid subscribing to threads like this one :D It's easier to just come here once in a while and check rather than to delete 20 emails ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Elrond
That's about 10 posts in 20 minutes. That can make a lot of emails. As long as you're doing things in CG, vBulletin knows that you are logged and seems to think that you are viewing the posts for which you have received emails, so it keeps sending you an emails for each new post. :mad:
Hopefully you won't go to extended holidays in the meantime ;)Quote:
No.....it will take me another 6 weeks to read all !
Sorry to say that, but i will go to India on 28. December and i will stay there till the end of January. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Yves M
Hopefully you won't go to extended holidays in the meantime ;)
-Sonu
How true Elrond!!! This thread is full of enjoyment :DQuote:
Originally posted by Elrond
This thread is still the best ;)
-Sonu
Nope. Check this out:Quote:
Originally posted by Elrond
Another possibility is that the hot thread section count the number of answers "in the last" something. As this thread has become more quiet recently, it might be the reason why it's out.
That "some point" came a few weeks ago.Quote:
Originally posted by Brad on 10/2/02:
By the way, at some point, the threads in this category (General Discussion) will be taken off the top list on the front page of codeguru (www.codeguru.com), so that the more technical threads will appear instead.
Well of course, that goes without saying. This thread is legendary. As long as you don't post 9865298435 times so I have to spend 6 hours a day on this one thread. ;)Quote:
Originally thought of by everyone on CG
This thread is still the best
From Irona20:
Irona......relax! I, Xeon, Housewarmer-in-charge at CodeGuru(tm), declare you officially as the Most Active **** on this entire site, across all forums. And that's cool! Cheers, guys!Quote:
10 WAS the best poster
(please.......I pray to the Lord......please make another 5000 members like Irona20)
From Elrond:
Could Irona be a fake? Platinum Plus was corrected by Irona once regarding his errorneous "Spanish" signature. And now Irona herself is corrected by Elrond???!!! Hmmm........Quote:
Irona20:
There's a mistakes in you're signature:
A tout le monde,A tout les amis
Je vous aime,Je dois partit
There are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free
"tout" should be "tous"
"partit" should be "partir"
Also, regarding both Irona and Yves M locations. Yves the awesome Mafia boss is from Madrid, Luxembourg.(yay! correct spelling this time!:D)
Irona is from Madrid, Spain??!!! Could there be living in the same country, or is it cities of the same name across 2 different countries? :confused:
From SimonSixSixSix:
Indeed. This thread is currently in the on-off state.Quote:
I have Outlook opened and I see an instantaneous post explosion. Anyway, just contributing to my number of posts.
For certain parts of certain days, this thread gets alive. But after that, it dies down again, and after some time, it gets alive again, and the cycle repeats.
Aye~! Allow me to put an end to this thread! Brad! Make me SuperModerator, and with my new found powers, I'll ensue total destruction across all forums! I wanna banish all members!
Thank you, Brad! :D
Lastly, SolarFlare is officially outta our mafia. Why? Cos' he didn't suck up to me in this signature like in the past! Off with you, Solar! And no no......u get no money that we extort from junoir members. Too bad. :p:p
Now Xeon, we already discussed euthanasia once, and it was once too much. :rolleyes: Start banishing yourself. :pQuote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Aye~! Allow me to put an end to this thread! Brad! Make me SuperModerator, and with my new found powers, I'll ensue total destruction across all forums! I wanna banish all members!
Thank you, Brad! :D
and when you are back, another 6 weeks of posts to read ;)Quote:
Sonu Kapoor says
Sorry to say that, but i will go to India on 28. December and i will stay there till the end of January. :D
-Sonu
No, just 4 weeks. :DQuote:
Originally posted by Platinum Plus
and when you are back, another 6 weeks of posts to read ;)
-Sonu
Think of an easier explanation ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Also, regarding both Irona and Yves M locations. Yves the awesome Mafia boss is from Madrid, Luxembourg.(yay! correct spelling this time!:D)
Irona is from Madrid, Spain??!!! Could there be living in the same country, or is it cities of the same name across 2 different countries? :confused:
I actually moved from Luxembourg to Madrid in Spain :p
Okay... lets see... what would make sense here... ok ummm... were you born in Madrid and moved to Luxembourg???? ;):DQuote:
Originally posted by Yves M
Think of an easier explanation ;)
I actually moved from Luxembourg to Madrid in Spain :p
Xeon - I noticed your new site there... pretty cool... so I felt I had to make one that was even better! Here it is: http://www.codeguru.s5.com
Solar! Your site is empty! Now, please do yourself a favour and help yourself boost your own ego.
Go to 150m.com and sign up. It's free and fast. Plus, u get a full-fledged web-based site designer with ready-made graphics and templates. :):):D:cool:
And oh! Yves actually moved to Spain! Is it cos' he loves bull-riding???!!! Once, a TV show shows a bull-rider who got injured in his reproduction areas(!!!!!) by the bull's horns.(shown LIVE!) :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
My site is a masterpiece of the mind. It is clear, it is a vision. I have avoided clutter, while keeping only the essentials. 50 years from now, people will praise it as a masterpiece.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Solar! Your site is empty! Now, please do yourself a favour and help yourself boost your own ego.
Go to 150m.com and sign up. It's free and fast. Plus, u get a full-fledged web-based site designer with ready-made graphics and templates. :):):D:cool:
That's probably cuz i'll torture anyone who doesnt agree, cuz by then i'll have conquered the universe.
was it you?:confused: :confused: :confused:Quote:
And oh! Yves actually moved to Spain! Is it cos' he loves bull-riding???!!! Once, a TV show shows a bull-rider who got injured in his reproduction areas(!!!!!) by the bull's horns.(shown LIVE!) :eek::eek::eek:
From Solar:
Yes, yes! It's totally clear and refreshing! Only the wise can see that awesome and godly picture in it! Arrgghhh! How amazingly nice! Although it is plain white, I promise I can see an art in the workings : was that a man watching the sunset in the top-left of that picture, Solar???!!! :cool::cool::cool::cool:Quote:
My site is a masterpiece of the mind. It is clear, it is a vision. I have avoided clutter, while keeping only the essentials. 50 years from now, people will praise it as a masterpiece.
Yes. Toture gurls. I'll send mine to you. :DQuote:
That's probably cuz i'll torture anyone who doesnt agree, cuz by then i'll have conquered the universe.
Stop insulting my manhood, Solar! I hate to say this, but it can't be me. I seriously think it's either you or Simon.......hmmmm.......Simon lives nearer to Spain, but u're a likely suspect. :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:Quote:
was it you?
Was that guy rather short, but yet rather muscular and with short blond hair? And was the bull not that big?
Are you thinking of Jean-Claude Van Damm ? ;) You'd better be AWARE !Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
Was that guy rather short, but yet rather muscular and with short blond hair? And was the bull not that big?
Why? Jean-Claude Van Damm isn't small and has no blond hair? Muscular OK.