He, he, you did not catch it. You'll wish from all your heart the darkness era return when the whole universe will look like this.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
http://www.ntbrad.com/images/bsod.gif
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He, he, you did not catch it. You'll wish from all your heart the darkness era return when the whole universe will look like this.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
http://www.ntbrad.com/images/bsod.gif
:D
I won!!
What? A piece of Lucy's Sky of Diamonds?Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G.
OK, so what does BSOD stand for? Blue Screen ...? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by ovidiucucu
Just GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE SEARCH!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
just posting... ;)
So, they have elected a new Pope. I was sure he won't take the John Paul III name.
On the other hand, the Church says the Pope is elected by the Holly Spirit. If that is true why does it take so many rounds of voting? All the cardinals should vote for the same person from the very beginning. But in fact it takes days and days of voting (750 years ago it took 2 years and a half). So there are only 2 options: either the Pope is not elected by the Holy Spirit or there is a great struggle between God and Satan for the election of the Pope. And it seems that God has some hard times imposing his will over those cardinals corupted by Evil. And this also means that at least a third of the leaders of the Catholic church have fallen to Evil (not dark side of the Force).
:sick:
I think that was not the devil`s or God`s problem it was only politic :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Or politically correct... Something that I hate: politically correctness. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
It`s very sad but whole our life and even dreams are politic in some way. You may see it even in StarWars the war`s which has been occured are politic. Whole mankind are thinking about politic. May be it will be the reason of humanity distinction :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Nice observation you got there. World problems are politics-related somehow. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
/Remember, there are 29 days left...
I have made an apprentice. Hm... not sure if women are allowed in the Sith order, but I'm sure we can make an exception for you. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
The sith order is a rassistic, sexistic organisation! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Hey No, what is this rassisticism anyways? Is it anything like Rastafarianism?Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Women are allowed by the sith. Leia is constantly bombarded to join the dark side. (Return of the Jedi) Not to mention in later books by other sith lords...
Women are probably encouraged to join because we're evil and vindictive to begin with. ;)
Oh I forgot... The Sith is a private Organisation. And every private organisation should have the right to choose whom they except and who not. Sorry my fault...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
:D
:eek: Are we, really?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
*thinks* Hmmm. I see.
/ ;) :D
I think so anyway. I've never had a good experience with girl friends. They're backstabbing and evil! But maybe I attract that kind of female type person.
\of course that don't mean ALL girls are evil... ;)
While we are at it what is this sexisticism anyways? We have mathematics, statistics, rassistics, and sexistics.Quote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
Well, after consultin the Force I've found out that the Sith order was actually formed by a woman... And yes, the are allowed, so Cherish, I welcome you as a lady Sith. I think we can call you now Darth Che. Or do you have other preferences?
Many greate things are done by womenQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
:rolleyes:
@Darth Cilu: I am honored. I think Darth Che suits me. Thank you.
@GurleyGirl: What you said is true, i've had my share of those type/kind of girls (ofcourse, not all are like that.. like what you said too ;)).
/There are now 28 days left...
Darth Che I entrust you with the countdown in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
/Trust the dark side of the Force... Let it fill you...
Darth Che, eh? So now there are two: a master and his apprentice.
Darth Che is not the only apprentice of mine... There are others, but she's one of the best. The dark side of the force is strong with her. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
I thought there could be only 2 siths at a time? hummmm?!Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
// :)
Originally, the Sith were a race of people inhabiting a planet of the same name. More info on this site: http://www.thesith.com/sith101.htm ;)
/ 27 days are left... succumb to the dark side of the force!
This is what the Jedi know. Let's not forget that we follow the dark side of the force, shrouded in deciet, fear, hate and domination. To survive we have spread among the galaxy. Now we are more and more. A master can have more than one apprentice.Quote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
There is a small earthquake right now. Don't you feel it?Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
hmmm... reading this little site that Che-rish sent over was insightful. So you want more apprentices... apprenti(?) go for it! History repeats itself and you selfish followers of evil will execute each other once again. Because to share power is to be equal and to be equal is to be considerate and to be considerate is to be good and to be good is NOT to follow the teachings of the dark side. Quite a conundrum isn't it? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
History doesn't necessarily always have to repeat itself. Like what is said on the last part of that webpage, and I quote:
Experience is supposed to teach you something, and the Sith had understood. He knows better now.Quote:
The Sith who survived when all of his fellows had died had understood.
@Ovidiucucu: Yes, and its getting stronger everyday isn't it?
Darth Che you have spoken the truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
Gurleygirl, only those who do not learn from the past are doomed to live it again. He have learned the lesson. History won't repeat itself. We will make history.
Yes. But now just has stopped.... strange....Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
/Long live beer Bürger!!!
Nothing has stopped. The dark side grows stronger...
Special dedication for cilu (the dark):Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Quote:
[...]
Fulger negru... trasnet lung
Dus pe aripi de furtuna,
Zguduind pamantul tuna,
Zarile de-abia-i ajung...
Parca zboara,
Parca-noata,-
Scuipa foc, inghite drum,
Si-ntr-un valvartej de fum
Taie-n lung padurea toata...
A trecut...
Dinspre campie,
Vuiet greu de fierarie
Se destrama in tacere...
Scade-n departare...
Piere...
Iar in urma-i, din tufisuri,
De prin tainice-ascunzisuri,
Se ivesc pe jumatate,
Pasarele ciufulite,
Alarmate
Si-ngrozite:
-Cine-i?...Ce-i?...Ce-a fost pe-aici?...
Ciripesc cu glasuri mici
Cinteze si pitulici.
Doar un pui de pitigoi,
Int-un varf de fag pitic
Sta cu penele vulvoi
Si, facand pe suparatul:
-Ce sa fie? Nu-i nimic.
A trecut Darth Vader fleet...
:D :D :D
That's a good one. Unfortunatelly my knowledge fails me right now. Was that Cosbuc or Alecsandri?
Dark side must be stronger :rolleyes:
Because in episodes 3-6 it falls dawn :cry:
24 days left...
23 days ...
George Toparceanu - "Acceleratul" ("Darth Vader Fleet") :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Aha...Quote:
Originally Posted by ovidiucucu
T.G., calculate the days left again. Darth Che is right. 24 days left...
PHP Code:<?php
$today=getdate();
$start = mktime(0,0,0,$today['mon'],$today['mday'],$today['year']);
$end = mktime(0,0,0,5,19,2005);
$elapsetime = localtime($end - $start);
echo "The dark side grows stronger. The day of reckoning is closer. There are ".$elapsetime[7]." days left until the <a href=\"http://www.starwars.com\">Revenge of the Sith.</a>";
?>
Already Klingonians learned php? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Are you calling me a klingonian? I have only this to say to you: Ka'gaaf rajyfar!Quote:
Originally Posted by ovidiucucu
From your Avatar, I think you are suffering from multiple personality disorder. You should consider donating one of your excess personalities to a worthy cause. Think of those poor misfortunates born without a personality. For just pennies a day you could give one of these unfortunates the personality of a Klingon or a Denebian Slime Devil.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
If one of your personalities is named Jar-Jar, It is in your best interest to jetison this character as soon as possible. The only known way to exorcise Jar-Jar is to listen to 48 straight hours of Liberace and then sleep 3 nights in a pit of itchy leaves.
There is no gravity...the earth just s****........
I think it`s normal for IT specialistsQuote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
:D
Especially since that damned .NET.... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
Code:ovidiu.Dispose();
Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater!!!
(German)
/who can translate this, maybe win... :D
English translation: the assasin of the hotentoten mother of the silly and babbling child from the kangaroo cage covered with sails.
Wow! We'll hire you to talk with our clients (or to design the buttons in resource editor to fit German words). :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu