The "last one to post on this thread wins" Thread

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

Go Turtles!

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I take it that you're trying to ally yourself with the turtle tribe so that you can defeat the feline one ;) .

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

I take it that you're trying to ally yourself with the turtle tribe so that you can defeat the feline one ;) .

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Tom has fond memories of the free state..we are just not sure why though ;)

/Cluck - u - chicken ;)

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Originally Posted by NoHero

p.s.: I forgot to add something: I won't tell jokes about American because If I say something wrong there are about 1000 americans who want to kill me.

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Joke away...I'll keep those fat, arrogant (US)americans away from you :D

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Originally Posted by Mick

Joke away...I'll keep those fat, arrogant (US)americans away from you :D

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Not necessarily, we could just simply invade like we usually do :D . We already know that Austria would topple under the might of our tanks and planes :D .

// beating a war drum

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

Not necessarily, we could just simply invade like we usually do :D . We already know that Austria would topple under the might of our tanks and planes :D .

// beating a war drum

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Didn't we deplete the country already with arnold?

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Originally Posted by Mick

Joke away...I'll keep those fat, arrogant (US)americans away from you :D

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Thank you, And I will keep those big, strong, dumm Austrians who want to become American Presidents away from YOU ... hoo .. damit I failed :D

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Originally Posted by Mick

Didn't we deplete the country already with arnold?

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Yeh most likely. After all, the only knowledge that we have of the fact that there are people there is NoHero (apparently) and his girlfriend. Hmm... I say we give those two visas and have the place completely empty for out troops to simply walk in.

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Thank you, And I will keep those big, strong, dumm Austrians who want to become American Presidents away from YOU ... hoo .. damit I failed :D

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I follow this simple rule. Any country/state that makes a good beer is an ally. Any country/state that makes wine is an enemy. Everybody else goes in the neutral bin.

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Originally Posted by Mick

I follow this simple rule. Any country/state that makes a good beer is an ally. Any country/state that makes wine is an enemy. Everybody else goes in the neutral bin.

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No smiley on earth is sufficient to describe how hard I'm laughing right now :thumb: .

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Originally Posted by Mick

I follow this simple rule. Any country/state that makes a good beer is an ally. Any country/state that makes wine is an enemy. Everybody else goes in the neutral bin.

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we make good beer AND wine ... ?? in this case are we enemies or friends??

:cool:

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Originally Posted by NoHero

we make good beer AND wine ... ?? in this case are we enemies or friends??

:cool:

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Yeh, this is a dilemma...

I know, we'll bomb the bejesus out of you, then give you $81 billion in aid to help you rebuild your country, how does that sound :D ?

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Originally Posted by NoHero

we make good beer AND wine ... ?? in this case are we enemies or friends??

:cool:

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The infidels will be given a chocie... convert or be destroyed. :eek:

/Long live the empire :D

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

Yeh, this is a dilemma...

I know, we'll bomb the bejesus out of you, then give you $81 billion in aid to help you rebuild your country, how does that sound :D ?

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ok you will have to bomb Burgenland (its in the east, with the great lake) and a part of LowerAustria (Weinviertel), then some parts of Steirmark ... And all those freaking wine drinkers are gone. With your money we will build more beer breweries ... ;)

:D

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Originally Posted by Mick

The infidels will be given a chocie... convert or be destroyed. :eek:

/Long live the empire :D

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Getaway from Star Wars! The brain damage that can be caused by such filth is greater than alcohol! :talking nonsense:

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Originally Posted by NoHero

ok you will have to bomb Burgenland (its in the east, with the great lake) and a part of LowerAustria (Weinviertel), then some parts of Steirmark ... And all those freaking wine drinkers are gone. With your money we will build more beer breweries ... ;)

:D

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I will have a talk with the Bushies and the stealth planes should start taking off in 24 hours or less ;) .