The Boring Thread

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

Squirrels hate owls.

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It is definitly a bunny... But the bunny and squirrel are fellows...

/at least in Austria

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Originally Posted by NoHero

It is definitly a bunny... But the bunny and squirrel are fellows...

/at least in Austria

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As Woodsy the Owl says "Give a hoot; don't pollute."

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

As Woodsy the Owl says "Give a hoot; don't pollute."

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... but George Bush wasn't listening at all.

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Uhm... what is she studying? ...

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Graphic Design, she'll design the covers for my Cds one day :D

I can't believe it. The forecast for tomorrow includes snow.
It's April 22nd and it will snow tomorrow??

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

I can't believe it. The forecast for tomorrow includes snow.
It's April 22nd and it will snow tomorrow??

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Welcome to reality... ;) ... Get used to it Amies, since you won't sign the Kyoto protocol :D

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Welcome to reality... ;) ... Get used to it Amies, since you won't sign the Kyoto protocol :D

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Wait a minute...You don't get to blame the cold on global warming.

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

Wait a minute...You don't get to blame the cold on global warming.

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Of course not... :eek: ... I am Upperaustrian! I am one with nature and the primitive/old fashioned live style! Even in the language! :D

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Of course not... :eek: ... I am Upperaustrian! I am one with nature and the primitive/old fashioned live style! Even in the language! :D

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Still stuck in the horse and buggy age, huh :p ?

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

Still stuck in the horse and buggy age, huh :p ?

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huuuh, uuuh, huuu... :D ... *jumping-up-and-down-like-a-monkey*

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Originally Posted by NoHero

huuuh, uuuh, huuu... :D ... *jumping-up-and-down-like-a-monkey*

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I order you to worship Bunny :) .

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

I order you to worship Bunny :) .

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All hail Franz & Sissi... and - of course - MacGyver! :thumb:

Has anyone seen souldog?

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Originally Posted by NoHero

All hail Franz & Sissi... and - of course - MacGyver! :thumb:

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MacGyver? I guess it's a new burger that McDonalds is pushing in Austria... just like McAfrica :p .

/me has no idea what MacGyver is...
//Mmm... burgers...
///Mmm... beer...

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

Has anyone seen souldog?

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Well I have seen him around several days ago...

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

MacGyver?

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Yes the holy immortal all-knowing God of Improvisation!

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

/me has no idea what MacGyver is...

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http://tvland.classictvhits.com/MacG...MacGyver03.JPG

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

//Mmm... burgers...
///Mmm... beer...

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:D

That's a pretty humanoid looking burger NoHero :) .

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Originally Posted by YourSurrogateGod

That's a pretty humanoid looking burger NoHero :) .

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Yes and it can _spawn() new, even better, child burgers by combining one ball-pen and a chewing gum... :)

And meanwhile bunny will rule the world :D

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Originally Posted by Skoons

And meanwhile bunny will rule the world :D

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of course! He is only the Apprentice of MacGyver!

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Originally Posted by Skoons

And meanwhile bunny will rule the world :D

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It still looks like an Owl to me.

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

It still looks like an Owl to me.

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And I still don't care...

/oh this goes to apathy thread

The bunny sig isn't half as cool as this.

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Originally Posted by Simon666

The bunny sig isn't half as cool as this.

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May I burn in **** for this but.: Your sig doesn't look any evil or wicked ... :D

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

It still looks like an Owl to me.

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It`s a clone of an Owl an a bunny.
And he`s the most powerfull creature in this binary world :cool:

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Originally Posted by Skoons

It`s a clone of an Owl an a bunny.
And he`s the most powerfull creature in this binary world :cool:

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Even more powerful than SPORK and MacGuyver?????????

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

Even more powerful than SPORK and MacGuyver?????????

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Only two beings are more powerfull than bunny:
ODIN and asembler prgrammers :D

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Originally Posted by Skoons

Only two beings are more powerfull than bunny:
ODIN and asembler prgrammers :D

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Nothing is stronger than MacGyver!!! Nothing!! Absolutly Nothing!!!!

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Nothing is stronger than MacGyver!!! Nothing!! Absolutly Nothing!!!!

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Nope, Your singn is also bunny but MacGyver, Is he scottish

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Originally Posted by Skoons

Nope, Your singn is also bunny but MacGyver, Is he scottish

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I can't tell. I've never seen him play tennis.

This is boring.

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

This is boring.

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Yes... it is...

Refering to my Hasardeur ... he is has changed the gender 5 times by now... Once more and I am back to the original gender... hmmhm.... I hate the dices... They have shown 7 too often. Hhmhm... maybe the should show 3 so I can overrun the Elder Beholder with squirrels. And yes I should have picked my elder brother Sarevok.

/i hope it meets the threads topic

Hey lets have some fun, For example somebody will explain how to insert your code into some process, I have read same article on CodeGuru. It was greate :D

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

This is boring.

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Yes... it is...

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I don't know what to say...
today is a boring day...
but it seems like a normal day...

-The Original Uncensored

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http://home.earthlink.net/~tfrohman/...rosecasey1.jpg

Ollie sleeping on Rose sleeping on Casey. Good Puppies!

Nice Tom... I am afraid a car knocked my younger cat down this week... :cry:

I'm sorry to hear that.

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

I'm sorry to hear that.

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Thanks... So we only have one cat left... :cry:

I'm mad as heck and I'm not going to take it anymore!

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

I'm mad as heck and I'm not going to take it anymore!

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Does the work suck today? :confused:

I was bored... and this is the result...

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#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define _putc(c) (putc(c, stdout))

int main(){char msg[]={71,100,107,107,110,32};int i=0,j=2;l1:i=0;while(1!=2){if(i==(sizeof(msg)/sizeof(0[msg])))if(j)
goto l2;else goto l3;if(j)i[msg]++;else _putc(i[msg]);i++;}l2:j=0;goto l1;l3:_putc('\n');return 0;}

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Without compiling it, can anyone tell me what it puts out on an x86? ;)

The first one to get this without compiling/linking/running gets nothing. ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!!!! FOR FREE!!!

:D

The code is obviously a malicious virus designed to permanently disable any machine that runs it .

Remember to eat your spinach.

Infest the poor widow! Potatoes are potable.

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

The code is obviously a malicious virus designed to disable any machine that runs it permanently.

Remember to eat your spinach.

Infest the poor widow! Potatoes are potable.

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Well... actually it just prints out "Hello!" on the screen... :D

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Well... actually it just prints out "Hello!" on the screen... :D

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Ok, then how am I supposed to get "Hello!" off the screen. Eh?
What's your answer to That!!!! ;)

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

Ok, then how am I supposed to get "Hello!" off the screen. Eh?
What's your answer to That!!!! ;)

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#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define _putc(c) (putc(c, stdout))

int main(){char msg[]={71,100,107,107,110,32};int i=0,j=2;l1:i=0;while(1!=2){if(i==(sizeof(msg)/sizeof(0[msg])))if(j)
goto l2;else goto l3;if(j)i[msg]++;else _putc(i[msg]);i++;}l2:j=0;goto l1;l3:_putc('\n');system("cls");return 0;}

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Or simply let your pacman eat it up for you.

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Originally Posted by NoHero

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#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define _putc(c) (putc(c, stdout))

int main(){char msg[]={71,100,107,107,110,32};int i=0,j=2;l1:i=0;while(1!=2){if(i==(sizeof(msg)/sizeof(0[msg])))if(j)
goto l2;else goto l3;if(j)i[msg]++;else _putc(i[msg]);i++;}l2:j=0;goto l1;l3:_putc('\n');system("cls");return 0;}

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Or simply let your pacman eat it up for you.

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You may use this code to examine all persons who wish to get work of programmist, simply ask them what it do?
:D :D :D :D

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Originally Posted by Tom Frohman

Ok, then how am I supposed to get "Hello!" off the screen. Eh?
What's your answer to That!!!! ;)

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Why, that's easy.

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#include <iostream>
#define d std::cout
#define f int
#define r for
#define j if
#define z char
#define q return
#define v while
#define e 1

f l[]={0x8E,0x61,0xDC,0x9A,0xDA,0x3C,0xC2,0xF2,0xBC,0xD4,0xE8,0xCC,0xBE,0x9F,0x34};
f main(){r(f k=e^e;k<(l[e<<(e+e)^e]>>(e+e));k+=(l[k]>>l[k%e])+e)j(k%(e<<e)==(l[l[e]&e^e]&l[e]))d<<(z)((l[k]+k)>>e);q(e>>e);}

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(Yes, I know this is lazy obfuscation, but I lack the patience and the skill for better. ;))

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Originally Posted by NoHero

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#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define _putc(c) (putc(c, stdout))

int main(){char msg[]={71,100,107,107,110,32};int i=0,j=2;l1:i=0;while(1!=2){if(i==(sizeof(msg)/sizeof(0[msg])))if(j)
goto l2;else goto l3;if(j)i[msg]++;else _putc(i[msg]);i++;}l2:j=0;goto l1;l3:_putc('\n');system("cls");return 0;}

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Or simply let your pacman eat it up for you.

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Aha! Now I have you. You are trying to fool me!!! I know that this program contains the secret
launch codes to the custard pie catapult. ROBOTS ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY LUGGAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by NoHero

I was bored... and this is the result...

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#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define _putc(c) (putc(c, stdout))

int main(){char msg[]={71,100,107,107,110,32};int i=0,j=2;l1:i=0;while(1!=2){if(i==(sizeof(msg)/sizeof(0[msg])))if(j)
goto l2;else goto l3;if(j)i[msg]++;else _putc(i[msg]);i++;}l2:j=0;goto l1;l3:_putc('\n');return 0;}

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Without compiling it, can anyone tell me what it puts out on an x86? ;)

The first one to get this without compiling/linking/running gets nothing. ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!!!! FOR FREE!!!

:D

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**** 0 !!