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maybe it'll be like the itallian tomato festival
I think we should pattern the election after the Fremont, Ohio Sauerkraut festival. They have a beauty pageant and then crown a Sauerkraut Queen.
We could put Mick and Xeon into swimsuits and have them twirl flaming batons. Then we could crown the winner as the new Codeguru .....
errr nevermind.
From Denis:
First of all, I've already spent some of my life savings designing/printing election merchandise(badges, stickers, t-shirts for MiCk).Quote:
And what are his election promises?
The followers and supporters are getting more and more by the second, in North America. I heard Europe is also raving for him, so it does seem that he also needs the influence of international support as well. What about the lands down under, Denis? U're from Australia, right?
Here in Asia, the boys don't really give a dame, but the teenage girls, especially, are rooting for him cos' of the really cute MiCk squeaking-plush cuddly bears(courtesy of Xeon). U squeeze it's belly, it squeaks. Just like our MiCk!
I don't have much to say about the current CodeGuru Administrator, though. All the best, Brad! :wave:
But seriously, guys....if MiCk wins the election, the scenario/analogy will be like having a US President who lets everyone do what they like and YET, is able to keep the economy and country going stronger than ever. God-mode, right? That's MiCk. Vote for him. Oh yes, I'm his buddy.
Kerry and Edwards. MiCk and XeOn.
From NoHero:
I'll see to that after the elections, because we're gonna win it anyway. :thumb:Quote:
If I can get his job as WinAPI moderator
Survival of the fittest. U're smart. So, how many girls do u want after the elections are done? 10? 25? 50? U choose the number.Quote:
Hmmm... Must think about it... I am with him
From Skoons:
Are you talking about that Ukranian Prime Minister who's face got rotten and decayed cos' he was poisoned by a political rival? He got elected anyway. His name was Yuescheno or Yuschenko or something.Quote:
Hope this elections will be not similar to Ukranian orange revolution
From Squirrelman:
Fool! How dare you lambast your political leaders! Ok, ok. I'll let you off for now. After the elections and after your backer is down and when we call the shots, you'll be a cutie squirrel no more! U're going :thumbd: :thumbd: :thumbd:.Quote:
We could put Mick and Xeon into swimsuits and have them twirl flaming batons. Then we could crown the winner as the new Codeguru
The Fantastic MiCk!
He makes your life wet, he gives you girls!
He makes you swoon, he offers you hunks!
He makes you blush, he gives you jobs!
He makes the country hot, he enlightens the economy!
He makes CodeGuru slick, he runs it so well!
He chases the darkness away, and brings light to all!
He is Mr. Fantastic, he is so darn great!
He is the Human Torch, he attracts all the hottest babes!
He is the Thing....he is MiCk!
Good day,
Xeon.
Excellent...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Huu? I love democracy... 25 cute blackhairs for me :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Well he wasnt prime minister he was oposition leader,Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Do I sense mutiny? CG has created a clone army to fight against the rebels... So, we're safe...
And who will be the general
Don't worry, we have more than one general...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
Congratulations to London for winning the hosting of 2012 Olympic Games. The votes, in the fourth round, were 54 - 50 for London against Paris. So London becomes the first city to host the games for a third time.
YES, I will be there, after 2006. So if I wont leave GreateBritain until 2012 I will see them :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Xeon I hope you & Mick are not planning to have a bloodbath coupe where you murder all those who oppose you & bring death & destruction to CG. And when everyone is dead & the remaining have fled, you can be king of CG.
I'm scared :eek:
Xeon what if Mick loses then we'll have the wrath of Brad on us. :(
From NoHero:
Actually, MiCk does not support democracy. The current system of government in CodeGuru now IS ALREADY democracy. What me, MiCk, our followers and our party support is the New World Order. Under this great system of governance, anyone is allowed to do anything at anytime at anywhere, regardless of who they are and why they wanna do it. Under this system of government, the economy will flourish even more.Quote:
Huu? I love democracy... 25 cute blackhairs for me
And yes, I understand what you mean by 25 cute blackhairs. But do be more precise : Asian or African-American? :thumb:
From Denise:
MiCk won't lose, Denis! I thought u were a totally laid-back guy who's so cool and unworried about things.Quote:
Xeon what if Mick loses then we'll have the wrath of Brad on us.
Remember : MiCk love kids. MiCk supports abortion and doesn't support abortion. MiCk encourages criminals to be more daring and yet he doesn't condone criminals. Women for MiCk! Men for MiCk! Peace wants MiCk! The Statue of Liberty salutes MiCk! The four faces on Mount Rushmore nods agreeingly to MiCk! The Eiffel Tower of Paris bends over for MiCk! The leaning tower of Pisa stretches for MiCk! The Great Wall of China arches it's back for MiCk! The great Barrier Reef in Australia rises for MiCk! The World for MiCk! MiCk pamper babies! MiCk love babies!
On the other hand, in case we lost(MiCk already has 62 / 100 seats now), we will just exile ourselves to London and seek asylum. This way, we can watch the Olympics 2012 for free.
CodeGuru for MiCk!
Xeon.
xeon:
You spell my name wrong.
And tell me, whats in it for you?
I don't think so. I'm sure it was intentional. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
More important, What's in it for me? :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Ah yes, today is 7/7. I remember 7/7/77 well. Though it seems like it was just 28 years ago. Only two more years until 7/7/07 and you know what comes after that? 7/8/07 of course.
So... some moron had to go stick a bomb in the London underground.
!! FREAKS !!
narf... zort... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Pinky98
This is the boring thread. This is a place of refuge where we can pretend there is no war, terrorism, or anything else either interesting or relevant. I'm going to have to disallow your post on the grounds that it is to important to be here. I'd like to remind you to please stay off topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinky98
I think you wanted to post this in the Happy Birthday Xeon thread.
Oh yeah... sorry....
So, how `bout them lakers!!
:eek: :o :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinky98
What if that happened yesterday, before the IOC vote for the 2012 Olympics? I wonder... So far 40 dead and 300 injured. Dam.n terrorits.
So I have idea, whz we need elections. Let the monarchz will be here :cool:
Ovidiu and me are on your site... All hail Franz & SissiQuote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
Well then as long as he calls me Denise I'll call him Xena. Thanks for whoever it was that gave me the idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
And yeah, this is the boring thread not the interesting current affairs thread.
Who wants to talk about something boring? May I suggest the topic of the hibernating & eating habbits of gallapagos island tortoises and how the enzymes in their stomach relates to the environmental factors?
actually, it 8/7/07. See here for more information. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
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Originally Posted by Zeb
Nobody likes a sm@rt@ss Zeb :p
nah - my mummy says that when people don't like me that's their fault, and anyone who doesn't like me doesn't know what they are talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
My mummy used to tell me the same. Except she also used to tell me I was the smartest & handsomest kid in the world too.
Hehe... Please underline Xena with a picture of the actress Xena everytime needed :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
My mummy never used to tell me so... But I think she tried to :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Maybe they didn't like you, especially if your first name really is nohero :pQuote:
Originally Posted by NoHero
+covering-my-ears+ ... no no no... :ehh: :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Mhh... I always thought Deniz was a Turkish female name? :D Actually, I know more than one Turkish girl with that name... :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Not sule what a Singapolean means when he talks about elections... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Its a unisex name. Here, I was apparently named after this guy who was some sort of university youth leader who my paretns admired. Lucky I turned out nothing like him :D :pQuote:
Originally Posted by gstercken
From Denise:
U've heard of the concept of eXtreme Programming(XP), haven't you? I believe in eXtreme Freedom(XF). Imagine a world where you can do anything you want! Walk into a shop and get the candy bars. The vendor wouldn't be giving you a darn cos' he believes in XF too. Or you can go to Hollywood via a plane, and you don't even need to pay for an air-ticket, cos' the airline are advocators of XF too. What happens when you go to Hollywood? Walk up to actresses like Nicole Kidman etc., give her a kiss, take photos etc. Nobody will care, because she herself is embracing everyone! This is the way of living to die for, Denise! XF, XF!Quote:
xeon:You spell my name wrong. And tell me, whats in it for you?
What happens when terrorists strikes? Soldiers don't need to seek their superiors' command. They just grab the nearest rocket launcher they see and hunt down the beasts themselves. Same goes for civilians. Knives, chain saws, self-drawn maps, internet info etc.
It's all about eXtreme Freedom. The world belongs to everyone and everyone owns the world. Presidents would be cleaning sewers in the day and reading political documents at night. Beggars would be begging at night and doing Visual C++ programming in the morning. Again, it's XF at work.
From Tom:
Darn, Tom! U better not hi-jack my thread, I'm telling you. Or else, no teddy bears for you. I will also kidnap your squirrels too. U're going down, Tom! :thumbd:Quote:
I think you wanted to post this in the Happy Birthday Xeon thread.
Oh yes. The latest news is that Brad has just gained 60% of the votes while MiCk is down to 40%. Could be because I wasn't around the past few days to give his campaign a much-needed boost. I'll be sipping orange juice and watching your votes soar back tonight, MiCk! :cool:
Good day,
Xeon.
We need laws Xena. Without laws we have anarchy. Law, by definition, is order in liberty & without law liberty would be social chaos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xena
Someone point me in the direction on where this voting is taking place so I can vote for Brad.
And please stop calling me Denise. My name is Deniz not Denise. Thank you.
:D
Hmmm. Remember, all the squirrels in the world work for ME. They would be a formidable force if messed with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
From Dennis:
Social chaos is another word for XF. Haven't you read our latest newsletter? Shame on you! No, we're not gonna accept you even if you give us all your girls whatsoever. Bah. Off with you and don't waste my time! Even babies love MiCk. Shame on you, Dennis Rodman!Quote:
We need laws Xena. Without laws we have anarchy. Law, by definition, is order in liberty & without law liberty would be social chaos.
Ask your dad. He should know. :cool: Please don't fight with him, because chances are that....you guess it. He's for MiCk. :thumb:Quote:
Someone point me in the direction on where this voting is taking place so I can vote for Brad.
From Tom:
Hey MiCk! U wanna taste Squirrel Chops? I heard the meat is pretty tender. I'll provide the Mexican Chilli Sauce. Very yummy. Succulent meat as well.Quote:
Hmmm. Remember, all the squirrels in the world work for ME. They would be a formidable force if messed with.
Xeon's Squirrel Chops. :thumb:
Don't mess with me, Squirrelman! Who am I? Xeon!
Xeon. :cool:
Time for the admins to ban Xeon permanently.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Heh heh heh heh :D :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
:p
From Squirrelman:
Are you kidding, Tom? U and I were the best of coders during the MSDN Convention last year. U released Squirrel 2.2a(that backend universal database plug-in) and I unleashed my Intel(r) Xeon(tm) processor, the one running at 41.8 Phz(Petahertz).Quote:
Time for the admins to ban Xeon permanently.
Think about it. U and I could have become Bill Gates and Andy Moore soon....only if you know your temper and keep yourself in check.
And what you laughing at, Dennis? U know how Hurrican Dennis is whipping the coast of Florida left and right, up and down, k? Jeb Bush has already declared a state of extreme emergency, Code Black.
I sincerely beg you, on behalf on the noble people of the United States of America, to stop your senseless carnage. This kinda diasaster is totally unacceptable and unpardonable. It is a war crime and is condemned by all.
I repeat : your winds are far too strong and is causing extensive damages amounting to billions already. You are the man, you are the wind. U are strong. Please, tone down now, or else I'll use my Nordic charms and put both you and the oceans to sleep. My name is Xeon; I am serious.
:thumbd: STOP ALL THESE MURDEROUS CARNAGE NOW. :thumbd:
Xeon.
Today, i feel really bored, just post i teh thread teh same name to tell you to reduce my speed of boredom down a bit. But if my boreom have enough power to win me over, i feel free to be bored too !
**deep breath**Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Dear Xeon,
My name is Deniz, I am a human being. I live in Sydney Australia which is tens of thousands of kilometers away from Florida.
Hurricane Dennis is a hurricane named by the national bureau of meteorology. The standard practise for naming them is in alphabetical order and D for Dennis would mean it is the 4th hurricane this year.
A hurricane is a system of pressure & winds forming complex relationships & creating a destructive force of gail force winds & rain. A human being is a
carbon based life form which there are an estimated 6 billion of in this world. I would presume a few million of these creatures would be named Dennis.
To accuse me of the effects of a hurricane would mean that either
a: you think I'm a hurricane in which case how did I type this? (hurricanes don't have computers or fingers, neither do they speak English)
or
b: you are accusing me of causing the damage in Florida which would make me something supernatural evil superman type creature.
Which one of these are you accusing me of? Please think carefully, as you can see these are serious allegations & if found guilty & convicted I could very easily go to prison for the damage in Florida.
From H. Dennis:
The answer is a), of course.Quote:
To accuse me of the effects of a hurricane would mean that either
a: you think I'm a hurricane in which case how did I type this? (hurricanes don't have computers or fingers, neither do they speak English)
or
b: you are accusing me of causing the damage in Florida which would make me something supernatural evil superman type creature.
U are from Sydney, Australia, right? Australia has a city/state/town/place called Tasmania.
I remember Disney had some character called the Tasmania Devil. This really cute creature could turn himself into a hurriance and sweep up all things in his way.
When this Tasmania Devil cartoon creature reaches the US, the US meteorologists, who haven't heard it before cos' they're looking at weather charts all their lives, term it as "Hurricane Dennis".
Oh yes, it seems that u've listened to my advice and started to leave the people of the United States of America alone. Let's make a deal. U come to SingapOrn and try to sweep me off my feet. If you succeed, I will make a public naked parade. If you lose, you must never been seen again and no more nonsense from you and your hurricane siblings.
if you're that powerful, please hit the Middle Eastern desert and suck out Osama. Who says that hurricanes can't be friends of the US President too?
he would be more than happy to invite you and me(I'm your agent) to a chicken chop meal.
See you,
Xeon.
Xeon, are you on any medication? Well you should be.
Cartoons are not real. They are drawn by artists & are a series of images shown in quick succession, often at a rate of 25 images per second. The way the human eye works these images appear like they are moving. And it is very entertaining to watch because it is easy to create fantasy stories or funny stories with funny and creative characters.
The tasmanian devil, is a marsupial often found in the forests of Tasmania. They are the worlds only carnivorous marsupial & are able to run at speeds similar to that of a German Shephard dog. They are nocturnal & fiercly territorial. They are, of course, carbon based life forms & made of flesh & blood like all other animals in the world.
To suggest that a marsupial the size of a wombat to morph into a system of high & low pressure air forming a cyclic formation at great speed & turning into a hurricane is ludricous. Are you telling me a small animal made of flesh & blood, is turning into clouds & gale force winds & rain, and causing havoc in Florida?
And even if that were possible a Tasmanian devil does not posess the brain capacity & IQ to make political deals. They can't even speak let alone make deals with the US president. They have brains the size of a wallnut. They are only good at running around, going to the toilet, hunting, eating and mating. They can't even speak.
Xeon I am worried for you, I think you watch too much television.
Stop this madnessss...once and for all
**tuning in to Xeon's frequency**
what this is all about..you wanna get kicked in your...or stomach.?..stop or be spammed...
//warggghhaahaha...i feel ok noww..my mind can start thinking noww...errr..what did I just do?..ahh..nevermind :rolleyes:
I reckon Jackie Chan could kick Xeon's butt. :thumb: :D :D
:D ..he can't take it...he'll pee in his pant before his butt is touched.. :D ..let the Charlie's Angles do that..at least he can feel their soft brea..err..feet :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Sorry... If neither Charlies Angel nor Jackie Chan can handle that, we will go for the A Team or for even MacGyver to handle that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
I reckon Charlie Chan could too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Chances are so could Carol Channing.
"She went bunjee jumping... one fine day. And it was mother earth she met with rapid speed." - AnonymousQuote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
From H. Dennis:
I've just eaten my chicken chop, thank you. :thumb:Quote:
Xeon, are you on any medication? Well you should be.
Rubbish, H. Dennis! Here it is : http://uncletaz.com/Tazdevil.GIFQuote:
Xeon I am worried for you, I think you watch too much television.
From Ree:
It's ok. Xeon forgives you, and Xeon still loves you, Ree! In fact, Xeon loves everyone, even those who abuses and terrorises him every minute. ;)Quote:
//warggghhaahaha...i feel ok noww..my mind can start thinking noww...errr..what did I just do?..ahh..nevermind
From H. Dennis:
Watched too much movies, H. Dennis? He's getting old, that actor. I've seen all his shows since he was a nobody in Hong Kong....who would he side? :rolleyes:Quote:
I reckon Jackie Chan could kick Xeon's butt.
From Ree:
Please no, I don't wanna get kicked by these "angels"....they're too ugly.Quote:
he can't take it...he'll pee in his pant before his butt is touched.. ..let the Charlie's Angles do that..at least he can feel their soft brea..err..feet
Can someone please replace them with Nicole Kidman, Roselyn Sanchez( http://www.beachviewapartments.com/images/rs8.jpg ) and Lara Flynn Boyle( http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo...ynn_boyle4.jpg )?
Thanks a lot.
Nice day, all. :)
Xeon.