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From Raven:
20 years ago? That means you must be 30++ now! But never mind. I'll not disclose your age, for I respect all girls. :cool:Quote:
I first started programming about 20 years ago on a TI 99-4a in Basic.Loved computers but I let a pimply faced 3 braincelled male I've gotten past that and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let anyone one harrass me out of something I love doing because I have boobs.chase me out of the local computer lab because I was female.
Second thing...this is crazy! We're living in the modern age, and a guy actually chase you outta the lab??!! This is NOT China in the 10th century, whereby females are not allowed to study!!!!
And you're in America!!!!!
Also, I would like to remind you that you can sue him if you want to.
That pathetic guy must be a gay, seriously.
In the field of programming, the most sought-after thing is a WOMAN/GIRL, followed by good programming skills.
I'll offer myself as your lawyer, but you gotta pay me back somehow. Cash is ok, but..... >:->
Thirdly, 'boobs'. Nice cute thing. Sweet.
I think you're the first person here in the history of CodeGuru to mention this word. If I'm the first, I would have been banned long long ago. :cool:
Paint ball gun?! What's that?! Some nice sweet things played by girls?! :eek:Quote:
*nails Xeon squarely in the forehead with her paint ball gun*
From Jewe, regading Xeon's signature:
A woman gotta be a real woman to make men happy. There's some women who fake *****m to please their hubbies, and there's no need for this.Quote:
He Xeon, can you explain why a women should be real and why I should be superman..??
As for men like you being a superman, you get it too. If you perform poorly, your girl is gonna find another boy sooner or later.
But if you perform like Superman(hyper-energy) + Spiderman(flexible positions and stunts!) and The Hulk(strength for carrying girls up), then your girl will be obessed by you. Trust me.
From MiCk to Raven:
From Raven to MiCk:Quote:
I keep my 'balls' in the freezer
Aye~, Raven.....ignore MiCk. Although I recommend him personally for certain girls, he can be dangerous.Quote:
Well that explains a few things.
The Editor's pick of the month is still Xeon.
Everyone wins! :):D
From Gabriel:
Real men never change. The Law of the Jungle will always be the same : Men are born hunters and Women are sweet lovers.Quote:
Mick I already told you that sexually explicit posts are forbidden!*grin*
That is why men have rougher skin and tougher bodies, whereas women do not.
That is why women manage things better and men get themselves in a mess.
From I8ML:
I8ML......don't be silly! There's no such thing as an eternal life device, trust me.Quote:
mick dont be triflin me about me becoming immortal when i get my eternal life device and you still being a non believer
If you wanna make money from affiliate programs, there's tons of them.
Choosing the wrong products if you're an affiliate will get you nowwhere.
If you sell this kinda product in 4-th century China, you'll get rich.
But........we're living in the modern age. If you're an affiliate selling pills that can expand the human life span by 2 - 3 years, you will get rich too, but never this crap. :cool:
And oh. If you sell girls, you're gonna get rich too. But Xeon doesn't sell girls, which is why he never gets rich.
From Yves:
Of course, Yves is right!Quote:
That's definitely bad, if somebody tells you you can' program because you're a girl. I've met quite a few women who were pretty good programmers.
I, for one, is a poorer programmer than any of the 4 main girls we have here : Irona, Marina, Ana and Raven.
Sorry guys......I've disgraced you all! But sometimes...the girls just perform better. :D
From Solar:
Lap-dancers????!!! WHERE, Solar???!! Where?! Tell me!!!! Now!!! Com'on! I don't care, tell me where???!!! :eek:Quote:
so ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, your lap-leader!
From MWilliamson:
You get to choose from the 3 prizes :Quote:
whats the prize?
1) 6 girls from 6 countries
2) US$500,000
3) Your own store selling CodeGuru acccessories(you don't have to pay a single cent to buy from the manufacturers)
PLUS...
5 hours of kissing on lips + huggings + caring + sweetness + pampering from Xeon!***(no sex, sorry)
*** : indicates that the prize applies ONLY to FEMALES
Everyone wins.(I'm the last to post, so there :p)
Oh yes, and who's the one who smash my head with a paint-ball gun?
Was it Gabriel? MiCk? No no.....I think it's Raven.
Never mind. You're forgiven.
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Are you the poster child for the rainbow coalition or somethingQuote:
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Dude is not fair, al she has to do is not fake, I've got to perform like 3 guys.. :)Quote:
Xeon :
A woman gotta be a real woman to make men happy. There's some women who fake *****m to please their hubbies, and there's no need for this.
As for men like you being a superman, you get it too. If you perform poorly, your girl is gonna find another boy sooner or later.
But if you perform like Superman(hyper-energy) + Spiderman(flexible positions and stunts!) and The Hulk(strength for carrying girls up), then your girl will be obessed by you. Trust me.
My opinion is that when she fakes it, she's faking on herself.
My fun is not less, when she's faking..
But I have to agree a real one is much better..:)
Jewe
From Jewe:
Relax, Jewe. :)Quote:
Dude is not fair, al she has to do is not fake, I've got to perform like 3 guys...
Practice makes perfect. Once your mastered the Art, you'll be so proud of yourself. ;)
Yes, your fun is still the same when she fakes it, but her fun will be much less. If you ever read magazines, you'll know where to work(focus) on her so that she don't need to fake it.Quote:
My opinion is that when she fakes it, she's faking on herself.My fun is not less, when she's faking..
To me, I would give myself a score of 0 outta 10 if the girl I'm working on has to fake it to please me. That will suck!
But anyway, if you suspect that she fakes it, then you need to sit down and talk with her, in both of your birthday suits. Be gentle, caring and sweet.....and there you go. She'll tell u the truth and grade you. :):D
Even Xeon has lots of things to improve on and learn all the time.
In addition to traditional media such as magazines and tapes, we now have the Web. If you do enough research, you'll attain the Zen of the Art one day.
Get it? :);)
Good day,
Xeon.
That Good Day at the end of your post Xeon was so abrupt and cold:eek:
Are you not feeling yourself?
Xeon said:
Now that is scary! Xeon with a sidekick?!Quote:
Ironah little baby, who used to be my sidekick [...]
From Soul:
Don't be silly, Soul! That post is suppose to be a **x related post, and of course I have to be more solemn and formal to prevent any potential strikes from Gabriel against me.Quote:
That Good Day at the end of your post Xeon was so abrupt and cold Are you not feeling yourself?
When really mature men discuss **x, they do so openly and in a solemn tone. You don't expect me to rave around like a hormone-raging 13 year old boy, do u, Soul? :);) >:->
From Simon Brothy:
No more! :pQuote:
Now that is scary! Xeon with a sidekick?!
During that time, the heavens were cold and misty, and Irona had a letter from her boss, telling her to work more and get less salary.
Of course, although being my sidekick has tons of happiness benefits, she needs money to survive in this world. We all do.
So, she had no choice but to return to her boss. This way, she is able to afford that Spanish house and live nearer to David Beckham, who's joining the Real Madrid team. :D:D
XeOn and wonder dog, on a quest to find a virtuess woman...err good luck..should be a long run on the tube...
This makes me wonder what your overal rating is:);)Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
To me, I would give myself a score of 0 outta 10 if the girl I'm working on has to fake it to please me. That will suck!
But I agree, it nice to unleash external energy. I even like it more when the energy is unleashed when it was not yet planned.:) ;)
After several years of training and instructions by my mentor;) I think I have reached level 1 of the art. But I'm not sure cause I'm still training every weekend. some more then others.
Xeon, when I will reach top level of the art??
later,
Jewe
From Mick:
Virtuess???!! What's that, MiCk? :eek::eek:Quote:
XeOn and wonder dog, on a quest to find a virtuess woman...err good luck..should be a long run on the tube...
From Jewe:
My overall rating is 1 / 10.Quote:
This makes me wonder what your overal rating is
Don't laugh.
This is because I haven't done any girl here, and thus, I've no hands-on experience. But in future, I will......definitely! :cool:
These daddies better watch out.
I give myself that 1 point cos'...I can give babies and I have that talent and hyper-energy in me. :)
Sure! UNLEASH! But beware, though. Some girls don't like it rough. It depends, really. But mainly, western girls like it rough and eastern ones usually don't, so watch out. That's a tip, Jewe. :)Quote:
But I agree, it nice to unleash external energy. I even like it more when the energy is unleashed when it was not yet planned.
U must! Never give up on your training, Jewe. The more, the better! I mean, like 2 - 4 times in a day? :)Quote:
After several years of training and instructions by my mentor I think I have reached level 1 of the art. But I'm not sure cause I'm still training every weekend. some more then others.
U must practise on lots of girls. HANDS-ON, pal. :cool:Quote:
Xeon, when I will reach top level of the art??
Also, you need to combine skill with sweetness.
If you're those rough man whose insensitive and unsweet and you work on girls, they're gonna find you gross and disgusting.
If you're those sweet guys who're so darn nice to them no matter what and you always pamper them, then when you work on them, they'll start getting obessed with you. So, too much succcess can be painful too! :)
It's a made up word, like women and virtue...my daughter is now talking about boys...I was hoping she'd talk about girls...does every father hope his daughter turns out to be a lesbian...or is it just me?Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From Mick:
Virtuess???!! What's that, MiCk? :eek::eek:
Guys suck....
From MiCk:
Could be retribution, MiCk. :)Quote:
It's a made up word, like women and virtue...my daughter is now talking about boys...I was hoping she'd talk about girls...does every father hope his daughter turns out to be a lesbian...or is it just me? Guys suck....
You do girls, right? Now, you know how the dads of those girls feel? :D;)
And yes, you should encourage your daughter to talk more about boys, seriously. If you hamper her growth......it's gonna be sad.
Also, most girls in the US lose their virgin at least 1 time by age 18......I know it's hard to accept......but...the most important thing is......she is happy. :):cool: