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Thats a beautiful bird I caught on the net...
Running Rabbit

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Originally posted by hometown
Thats a beautiful bird I caught on the net...

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I think it stayed in your net too long :eek:

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42???

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Alas, poor Douglas, I knew him Adams...


Et tu, brutus?

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Originally posted by gjs368
I think it stayed in your net too long :eek:

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Okay, one final word, I will create my own page, and upload it on my site, it will stay there forever, I want it to stay there forever...and it will, I hope my host willnot take it down...

Gjs, thanks, bye.

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Originally posted by hometown
it will stay there forever, I want it to stay there forever...and it will, I hope my host willnot take it down...

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However, if the host takes it down, then it will not be there forever. Thus, this post is off topic.

Please pass the Scotch Benet.

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Originally posted by vicodin451
Alas, poor Douglas, I knew him Adams...


Et tu, brutus?

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#define NINE  8 + 1
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{
 
    printf( "The meaning of life: %d\n", SIX * NINE ); 
    return 0;
}

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Originally posted by Mick

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#define SIX    1 + 5
#define NINE  8 + 1
int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
 
    printf( "The meaning of life: %d\n", SIX * NINE ); 
    return 0;
}

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Very nice.

Step 1: decide you want to try a new drink tonight.

Step 2: realise you still haven't tried gin and tonic.

Step 3: go to the store and buy one of those nice blue bottles of Bombay gin with all the plant extracts inside etched into the side.

Step 4: also pick up some cheap generic tonic while your there, but make sure its the authentic stuff with real quinine for the malaria.

Step 5: go home and mix.

Step 6: drink

Step 7: wake up the next morning with a huge headache and wishing you had drank more water.

Step 8: complain to someone.

Does it work backwards, too?

tanqueray and tonic
it's the chronic

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Mick and SolarFlare, how did you change you nicks?

:) :p
(Mick and SolarFlare sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g .... oooops couldn't help it sorry )

:rolleyes: