It reminds me of the woman next door who's seen off three rich husbands to my certain knowledge. The first two died after eating poison mushrooms. The third one died of a fractured skull.
Apparently, he wouldn't eat his mushrooms...!
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It reminds me of the woman next door who's seen off three rich husbands to my certain knowledge. The first two died after eating poison mushrooms. The third one died of a fractured skull.
Apparently, he wouldn't eat his mushrooms...!
Hometown in moderation is still too much ;):(.Quote:
Originally posted by Mick
andy is a moderator...which means he moderates...or something like that...
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Originally posted by SolarFlare
Hometown in moderation is still too much ;):(.
but you have to admit she/he/it adds color...I mean..you know..she's my anti-christ
Mick! I am "Just Another Member" like you and all others :)Quote:
Originally posted by Mick
andy is a moderator...which means he moderates...or something like that...
that's what I told this chickadee at a bar...she didn't get it...Quote:
Originally posted by Andy Tacker
Mick! I am "Just Another Member" like you and all others :)
I'm sure Mick didn't get it either.:DQuote:
Originally posted by Mick
that's what I told this chickadee at a bar...she didn't get it...
another night of fappity fap fap fap....Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I'm sure Mick didn't get it either.:D
No, he's a "Anti Elite Member wOOt" woot woot woot... :pQuote:
Originally posted by Andy Tacker
Mick! I am "Just Another Member" like you and all others :)
when mick speaks..everybody goes...wOOtQuote:
Originally posted by dimm_coder
No, he's a "Anti Elite Member wOOt" woot woot woot... :p
True True... OK :pQuote:
Originally posted by Mick
when mick speaks..everybody goes...wOOt
A man is on vacation to the Caribbean when falls asleep on the sand and ends up with a wicked sunburn. Wincing in pain, he hobbles off to the local doctor for help. The doc takes one look at the man's legs and says, "For you man, the only thing I can recommend is these Viagra pills."
"I've got sunburn!" cries the man. "How on earth is Viagra going to cure it?"
"Well, it won't cure the sunburn," replies the doctor. "But it should keep the sheets off your legs during the night!"
Joan, a rather well proportioned young lady, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.
She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, & she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, & besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
Old Abe, a lifelong penny pincher, is lying on his deathbed.
“Is my wife, Dora, here?” he asks, with a tremble in his voice.
“I’m here, dear,” replies Dora.. “I’m right next to you.”
“Are the children with you, Dora?” asks Abe, barely able to speak.
“Yes, Daddy, we’re all here,” say the children, sobbing.
“What about my relatives?” inquires Abe. “How many of them bothered to turn up?”
“They’re all here,” replies Dora, “Every one of them.”
“So my entire family is right here in the room?” asks Abe.
“That’s right, dear.” says Dora, reassuringly – at which point, Abe sits up and yells,
“Then why the **** is the light still on in the kitchen?”
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married'!"
I didnt get the Joke.
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