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CHILDRENS TOYS. 6 million dollar man for sale. $50.
Brand new parachute for sale. Never opened.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - Mark Lottering
@John E : Excelent man, i've seen some of those before but they are some dam good ones, I loved the Clothing Alterations one .. :thumb:.
//This thread has made my day today! Man, can't remember when last I laughed like this :D
Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
"Why drink and drive, when can get high and fly?"
24 Hours In A Day, 24 Beers In A Case. Coincedence ¿ :confused: :D
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; what's wrong with me?"
He said...."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
Mark Lottering.
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Mark Lottering
Dictionary definition of a 'makeover show' - A modern type of television programme (often broadcast during the daytime) where they take a plain, fat girl and treat her to new clothes, new makeup and a new hairdo - and by the end of the programme, she comes out looking like a plain, fat girl with new clothes, new makeup and a new hairdo.
With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Mark Lottering
@John E - Thants a good one ....
I'm so ugly. I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Mark Lottering
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Mark Lotering ....
My wife is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund...
"Plant Pots 4 Pot Plants" Outside a Pottery Shop .. I saw this one on my way home today...