Really, Platinum pal! U're having a darn serious fetish for African date formats! Arrgghh!
Here : try my fetish-eliminating pills!(US$5000 each)
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Really, Platinum pal! U're having a darn serious fetish for African date formats! Arrgghh!
Here : try my fetish-eliminating pills!(US$5000 each)
:D:D:D:D
No way, I'd get hooked.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Here : try my fetish-eliminating pills!(US$5000 each)
From Solar:
Then u had better not, Solar. The prescription says it's not suitable for everyone, especially young boys aged 12 - 19.(u and me)Quote:
No way, I'd get hooked.
One of the side-effects is that instead of your fetishes going away, u develop extreme fetishes for everything. Once, a man tried these pills, and he got fetishes for everything. He fondles the PC, he loves the kitchen like crazy, he carresses the bulldozer and such. The details are too grossa n' beastly, pal. :):):D
He must be the most interesting man in the world.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
One of the side-effects is that instead of your fetishes going away, u develop extreme fetishes for everything. Once, a man tried these pills, and he got fetishes for everything. He fondles the PC, he loves the kitchen like crazy, he carresses the bulldozer and such. The details are too grossa n' beastly, pal. :):):D
Yes, he is. Imagine someone who feels all hot and crazy all over just because he has a serious fetish for some political magazine whatsoever and such. :D:D:D:D:D:D
You mean like George War Bush?
Yes, something like George War Bush who has a serious fetish for playing war games and world conquest like Risk. :)
Anyway, if you wanna succeed in universal-domination, u gotta take out George War Bush one of these days. :D:D:D:D:D
Oh, I'm the greatest at all the classic world conquest games: risk, stratego, diplomacy, axis and allies, etc.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Yes, something like George War Bush who has a serious fetish for playing war games and world conquest like Risk. :)
I'll just wait for George Senior to pass away... he's the whole Bush family's source of enchanted power.Quote:
Anyway, if you wanna succeed in universal-domination, u gotta take out George War Bush one of these days. :D:D:D:D:D
Don't let Solar pal fool you!Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
I'll just wait for George Senior to pass away... he's the whole Bush family's source of enchanted power.
The only reason he said that is because he is having some technical problem with his rectangle drawing program, which is the major obstacle to his universe domination plans.
Let me tell you what really happened.
Solar was gathering his 100 million strong minion army to tell them his plans.
General Solarflare said, "Our first target is in the Cylinder 256987 Sector 96832 track 1247, a miserable planet called Earth! Here it's where!"
On his newly bought 100,000 inch plasma screen, his windows program is supposed to draw a rectangle on Earth to show his minion army. Before his army could see anything, Beep!, pop up the error messagebox of insufficient resources.
His minion army shouted "Where! Where! Where!"
Solar reboot his windows and tried again. Before his army could see anything, the same thing happened.
They shouted "Where! Where!! Where!!!"
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I can say this is the only good thing MS have done for Mankind, ableit not by design.
Writing a new OS, is going to set Solarflare back for at least a thousand years, if not 5602365 years.
Shhh!!! Solarflare is still in the dark that a copy of Win2000/Xp would solve his problem. Let us keep it this way and let him keep his Win98.:D
P.S. Just joking only.
Ha ha ha! That's so funny, CBasicNet! :D:D:eek::D
Umm.....Solar. Whatever you do, start from the basics. Then work your way up.
In your case, first learn how to talk.
Then, learn how to calculate mathematics. For example, u need to know what is 1 + 1, or even 100 * 1, or even 8 + 2 etc.
Then, u can start learning C/C++......all these would probably take you 170 centuries, so don't hurry. When you've completed all these, I'll probably be in my 250th reincarnation, so remind me when that time comes. :D
Actually, although your inferior race may not know this, our universe is rectangular in shape and so I was mapping out the universe for my minions.Quote:
Originally posted by CBasicNet
The only reason he said that is because he is having some technical problem with his rectangle drawing program, which is the major obstacle to his universe domination plans.
Let me tell you what really happened.
Solar was gathering his 100 million strong minion army to tell them his plans.
General Solarflare said, "Our first target is in the Cylinder 256987 Sector 96832 track 1247, a miserable planet called Earth! Here it's where!"
On his newly bought 100,000 inch plasma screen, his windows program is supposed to draw a rectangle on Earth to show his minion army. Before his army could see anything, Beep!, pop up the error messagebox of insufficient resources.
I'm not running windows, I'm running "Portals," which is a highly evolved version of your Windows, I don't know why you guys don't upgrade.Quote:
His minion army shouted "Where! Where! Where!"
Solar reboot his windows and tried again. Before his army could see anything, the same thing happened.
No, you misheard, they were shouting "weair, weiar, weiar!" Meaning "death to the carbon-based life forms!"Quote:
They shouted "Where! Where!! Where!!!"
What is this "MS"? Is he your leader?Quote:
I can say this is the only good thing MS have done for Mankind, ableit not by design.
I've already finished, actually, just yesterday. I call it: "Windows 3.1". Is that name taken yet?Quote:
Writing a new OS, is going to set Solarflare back for at least a thousand years, if not 5602365 years.
I didn't hear anything.Quote:
Shhh!!! Solarflare is still in the dark that a copy of Win2000/Xp would solve his problem. Let us keep it this way and let him keep his Win98.:D
You primitive fools... if you want to get anything done, you always start with the most complex and work downwards from there!Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Umm.....Solar. Whatever you do, start from the basics. Then work your way up.
My species no longer has a need for vocal cords.Quote:
In your case, first learn how to talk.
(ds')^2={(dx)^2[1-v^2/c^2]+(dt)^2[v^2-c^2]}/[1-(v/c)^2]+(dy)^2+(dz)^2Quote:
Then, learn how to calculate mathematics. For example, u need to know what is 1 + 1, or even 100 * 1, or even 8 + 2 etc.
I'll bet you earthlings haven't discovered that formula yet!
How long would that be in my unit of time, the kilogram?Quote:
Then, u can start learning C/C++......all these would probably take you 170 centuries, so don't hurry.
What are you at now? 199? 45? 877? 4.3? I'm on my -3rd incarnation... by the time I'm born, I will have conquered the universe 5 times over. By the way, when you reach 250, is there a place I could reach you? Say, starbucks at 2:30?Quote:
When you've completed all these, I'll probably be in my 250th reincarnation, so remind me when that time comes.
Actually, the Lorentz transformations where discovered long time ago early 20th century. Humans also discovered the universe is not flat and/or rectangular but very likely a non-hyperdimensionally curved sphere and I recently discovered that I am the center of it so start worshipping me.Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
(ds')^2={(dx)^2[1-v^2/c^2]+(dt)^2[v^2-c^2]}/[1-(v/c)^2]+(dy)^2+(dz)^2
No, I assure you, it's a two dimensional rectangle regardless of what you think you are observing right now.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
Humans also discovered the universe is not flat and/or rectangular but very likely a non-hyperdimensionally curved sphere
But I thought I...?Quote:
I recently discovered that I am the center of it so start worshipping me.
I'm beginning to suspect you're a pirate working in the IT section of the mob. If you have only eye open to see, the world looks 2D. If you have two eyes open to see, you'll notice the world is 3D. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
No, I assure you, it's a two dimensional rectangle regardless of what you think you are observing right now.But I thought I...?
If you doubt that come visit me. I'll give you a direct right and left punch, which shows my fists can move in a 2D plane. Afterwards, I'll give you an uppercut under your chin and smack your head on the top, showing there is 1 extra D in which my fists can move. :D
Now in case any moderator reads this and wants to make problems again : I am not promoting aggression. There already was a lightsaber duel in which we fought things out. So I do not mean I literally want to fight again.
Hahaha! But by then my brain would be so whacked I wouldn't have the capacity to comprehend such a third dimension!Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
If you doubt that come visit me. I'll give you a direct right and left punch, which shows my fists can move in a 2D plane. Afterwards, I'll give you an uppercut under your chin and smack your head on the top, showing there is 1 extra D in which my fists can move. :D
AndQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Hahaha! But by then my brain would be so whacked I wouldn't have the capacity to comprehend such a third dimension!
You seem to be contradicting yourself a bit. Correct me if I'm wrong,... No let me rephrase, if your so incorrect to think I'm wrong, then why do I count 3 dimensions in that formula? :D :pQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare somewhat before the previous
(ds')^2={(dx)^2[1-v^2/c^2]+(dt)^2[v^2-c^2]}/[1-(v/c)^2]+(dy)^2+(dz)^2
I'll bet you earthlings haven't discovered that formula yet!
Now serious : are you a programmer by education, or are you interested in the relativety theory, or did you just use that formula for some obscure site "Relativity theory for dummies"? :D :cool:
Oh my, you earthlings crack me up. That's why you're stuck where you are. What you're interpreting as dimensions are actually what we call "forluzgs", which would actually boil your primitive brains if I explained to you what they were.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
You seem to be contradicting yourself a bit. Correct me if I'm wrong,... No let me rephrase, if your so incorrect to think I'm wrong, then why do I count 3 dimensions in that formula? :D :p
First: programmer by education = true;Quote:
Now serious : are you a programmer by education, or are you interested in the relativety theory, or did you just use that formula for some obscure site "Relativity theory for dummies"? :D :cool:
Second: I just opened a book and picked out a random complicated-looking mathematical equation for that post.
Third: I actually am strong in mathematics and science, having learned calculus at the age of 13.
OK, let's say you are an intergalactic warlord, tell me then : in which direction are the "forluzgs" (=misspelled Dutch: "for-lus"=for-loop)? Is it in the direction I look forward and backward, left and right, or up and down? :pQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Oh my, you earthlings crack me up. That's why you're stuck where you are. What you're interpreting as dimensions are actually what we call "forluzgs", which would actually boil your primitive brains if I explained to you what they were.
What idiot has a book of relativety theory on his desk? Wait a minute, "idiot" and "a book of relativety theory on his desk"? I seem to be contradicting myself. Oh my God, I'm infected with solarfluenza. Is bacteriological warfare Phase 2 of your plan? :DQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
First: programmer by education = true;
Second: I just opened a book and picked out a random complicated-looking mathematical equation for that post.
I remember you saying you are a timeless entity.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Third: I actually am strong in mathematics and science, having learned calculus at the age of 13.
Such is the nature of that which cannot be perceived. The dog nut is the key. 23. And so, by my calculations, plus is the controversy of the millenia, and partially created is the thought from whence you sprang. So, likewise and counter forth, your image is your instantiation in the reality tunnel that inhabits this mind.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
This looks like random nonsense. A bit confused aren't we? Desillusioned? Slightly loony? With a small touch of pshychopathy? You and solarflare should put up a club. Can I join? Then we already have four people in our club.Quote:
Originally posted by galathaea
Such is the nature of that which cannot be perceived. The dog nut is the key. 23. And so, by my calculations, plus is the controversy of the millenia, and partially created is the thought from whence you sprang. So, likewise and counter forth, your image is your instantiation in the reality tunnel that inhabits this mind.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
Darnn this lousy computer! It froze just as I was finishing my post!!! I'll have to abbreviate it, then:
Hmmm... how best to explain this...? Well, human beings can move dorsally, ventrally, and laterally, but not up/down or back in time. So forluzgs would be where you would end up if you moved your body perpendicularly to all three of your perceiveable dimensions simultaneously.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666:
OK, let's say you are an intergalactic warlord, tell me then : in which direction are the "forluzgs" (=misspelled Dutch: "for-lus"=for-loop)? Is it in the direction I look forward and backward, left and right, or up and down?
Actually, it's from a book called An Imaginary Tale: The Story of sqrt(-1). Whomever thought of that title deserves a medal.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666:
What idiot has a book of relativety theory on his desk? Wait a minute, "idiot" and "a book of relativety theory on his desk"?
Bacterial, chemical, nuclear, biological, dirty... no! Of course not. What I have in mind is much much more deadly: magnetic gamma hyper z plugs. It's almost as deadly as it sounds. Oh, and this was actually my doing.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666:
I seem to be contradicting myself. Oh my God, I'm infected with solarfluenza. Is bacteriological warfare Phase 2 of your plan?
That's because Simon wanted a serious answer. But as for the rest of ye, that number actually corresponds to the number of universes I have seen born and died under my control.Quote:
Originally posted by CBasicNet:
I remember you saying you are a timeless entity.
Darn you! You must have looked in my super secret private personal secret special hidden secret notebook! You've stolen my plans to brainwash the general public before the invasion. I'll have to remember to put a sign on that notebook: "HANDS OFF!"Quote:
Originally posted by galathaea:
Such is the nature of that which cannot be perceived. The dog nut is the key. 23. And so, by my calculations, plus is the controversy of the millenia, and partially created is the thought from whence you sprang. So, likewise and counter forth, your image is your instantiation in the reality tunnel that inhabits this mind.
No, this is random nonsense. (Hint: it's not actually random, it's real quotes from my campaigning speeches from elsewhere in the galaxy when they thought I was actually running for president of the Orion nebula!)Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666:
This looks like random nonsense.
four... would that be gal, me, and you twice?Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666:
A bit confused aren't we? Desillusioned? Slightly loony? With a small touch of pshychopathy? You and solarflare should put up a club. Can I join? Then we already have four people in our club.
Seems like Portals is not that much more advanced than Windows. :pQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Darnn this lousy computer! It froze just as I was finishing my post!!! I'll have to abbreviate it, then:
Aha, we're one step further. You admit three perceivable dimensions. If you can move perpendicularly to these, so probably in the dimension time, your always wellcome at my birthday. I'll try to puke, urinate and defecate on you and I'll still look cute. :DQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Hmmm... how best to explain this...? Well, human beings can move dorsally, ventrally, and laterally, but not up/down or back in time. So forluzgs would be where you would end up if you moved your body perpendicularly to all three of your perceiveable dimensions simultaneously.
And I thought Bushism showed a real and incurable moronism. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
No, this is random nonsense. (Hint: it's not actually random, it's real quotes from my campaigning speeches from elsewhere in the galaxy when they thought I was actually running for president of the Orion nebula!)
No, you twice. I've diagnosed you as having multiple personality syndrome. There may even be more than two people inside you. But look at the bright side : you noticed the four people, which shows you did learn to calculate as you claimed. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
four... would that be gal, me, and you twice?
:rolleyes:
umm I just wanted to say that I'm 18 and I'm programing since being 15
and umm...
:PPPPppppppPPPPPppppppPPPPPPpppppPPP
Actually, its been obvious to me ever since I first saw the fnords. Its the pattern of the fnords. You must have been subconsciously influenced to write about the same issue in your notebook. The fnords already have control...Quote:
Darn you! You must have looked in my super secret private personal secret special hidden secret notebook! You've stolen my plans to brainwash the general public before the invasion. I'll have to remember to put a sign on that notebook: "HANDS OFF!"
I was using one of my earth friend's computers... his name is arthur dent...Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
Seems like Portals is not that much more advanced than Windows. :p
Well, what I implied was what you perceive is not really what exists.Quote:
Aha, we're one step further. You admit three perceivable dimensions.
Very good! Yes, time is one of the forluzgs. The other forluzgs dimensions are all fractal.Quote:
If you can move perpendicularly to these, so probably in the dimension time ...
Not sure what to say...Quote:
your always wellcome at my birthday. I'll try to puke, urinate and defecate on you and I'll still look cute. :D
Well, what I said made sense in my language. I have yet to find a language in which what Bush says makes sense.Quote:
And I thought Bushism showed a real and incurable moronism. :rolleyes:
Thank you Dr. S. Is there any medication we can get?Quote:
No, you twice. I've diagnosed you as having multiple personality syndrome. There may even be more than two people inside you. But look at the bright side : you noticed the four people, which shows you did learn to calculate as you claimed. ;)
You're young enough to be my assistant. Will you be my assistant? Together we can take down Simon666, evil incarnate.Quote:
Originally posted by SeventhStar
umm I just wanted to say that I'm 18 and I'm programing since being 15
Okay nevermind... maybe a little bit too young. ;) haha just kidding. You have a lot of tongues though. One for each language you speak?Quote:
and umm...
:PPPPppppppPPPPPppppppPPPPPPpppppPPP
Are you one of them? I know you're not one of them because I wiped them out a long time ago. You may say they're alive today, but that's because you humans believe in Einstein's light cone, but I know better... I wiped them all out two years ago.Quote:
Originally posted by galathaea
Actually, its been obvious to me ever since I first saw the fnords. Its the pattern of the fnords. You must have been subconsciously influenced to write about the same issue in your notebook. The fnords already have control...
What do you know about fractals. Their dimension is just a mathematical way of expressing their complexity. Their "dimensions" are never like true dimensions and are real numbers rather than integers. Just another book you didn't read entirely? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Very good! Yes, time is one of the forluzgs. The other forluzgs dimensions are all fractal.
I'm sure Xeon would know some pills. Ask him on your space ship. :p Actually, I just think another hobo stole his laptop. :DQuote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Thank you Dr. S. Is there any medication we can get?
I know my fair share of fractals. You're right, of course, about the dimension=complexity. What I said was sort of a play on words.Quote:
Originally posted by Simon666
What do you know about fractals. Their dimension is just a mathematical way of expressing their complexity. Their "dimensions" are never like true dimensions and are real numbers rather than integers. Just another book you didn't read entirely? :rolleyes:
Not a hobo, his parents and teachers, remember? Hold on a sec...Quote:
I'm sure Xeon would know some pills. Ask him on your space ship. :p Actually, I just think another hobo stole his laptop. :D
Me: Xeon, do you have any pills to cure my strange problems?
Xeon: You mean your universal domination issues?
Me: I told you, for the last time, I'm not addicted to that, I can stop any time I want.
Xeon: Well then whats the problem.
Me: Maybe the other part of me could explain this better.
Xeon: I don't have any pills for you, I was saving them in my room when the cops confiscated my house for truancy.
No, Xeon doesn't have any pills, I just asked him.
Darn Solar! He actually used Mikrosoft(r) DialogueEditor(tm) to edit the actual conversation! The original, un-edited conversation is :
Solar : Umm......hi Xeon. I hope you don't bear any enimity against me even though I tried to stalk your gurls and such. Errr.....I've a serious problems, and since you're a master of pills, maybe you can recommend some solutions.
Xeon : First of all, gimme US$600,000. No money, no talk. No talk, no solutions. No solutions, and that's total despair for you.
Solar : Ok. I'll get gurls for you as an alternative form of payment. Or maybe piping hot chicken chop?
Xeon : Do u have any gurls???!!!
Solar : I can kidnapped them tonight.(to the FBI : this is a clue to that terrible kid paedophile in Philadephia!!!!)
Xeon : I don't care what you do, just give them to me. And regarding the pills, what's your problem? Too much ego? Too much excitment??!!! Too bored??! Too many fetishes??!!!
Solar : Errr......it's because I wanna dominate the universe and it's cousins. It's a kinda special hobby which I know it's totally impossible, but I just wanna do it.
Xeon : U're worse than George War Bush! At least War Bush is only interested in conquering the world! U're........XTreme!
(quickly calls in the staff from the mental hospital to drag him away)
I think I'll be the first to ask the obvious question... Xeon where were you?? We had an interesting conversation trying to guess what happened to you... I told Simon that I had taken you aboard my spaceship as a refugee after tuff stuff with the folks at home and at skule, but we both know thats a lie.
Nevermind, sorry, I didn't see that thread you made: Xeon is back. We were all really worried! You're lucky they didn't kidnap you when you were weakened and taken you to that work program you didn't want to do... and CodeGuru was as loud as a pencap without you.
From Solar:
My! Really worried, eh? I bet Simon is secretly disappointed that I'm back. And errr...Simon? Please don't bang your head into the speakers just cos' I'm back. Some facts can never be changed. :p:p:pQuote:
Nevermind, sorry, I didn't see that thread you made: Xeon is back. We were all really worried! You're lucky they didn't kidnap you when you were weakened and taken you to that work program you didn't want to do... and CodeGuru was as loud as a pencap without you.
And say, what's a pencap? Not some kinda errr......anti-pregnancy caps etc, right??!!!!
(if it is,.............) :eek::):D
pencap = the cap of a pen
????not sure how i can better describe it... if you're still confused, it's the little piece of plastic that covers a pen when you're not using it... i think that's pretty straightforward
He put up a poll about you in the testing area.:D ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From Solar:
I bet Simon is secretly disappointed that I'm back.
Click on the smiley to see it ;)Quote:
Originally posted by CBasicNet
He put up a poll about you in the testing area.:D ;)
Solarflare, how come I cannot sees your nick as one of the current visitors in the forum page?
What time is it in Philadelphia now? Now is 11.00am Sunday morning in Sinapore.
I think I have my preferences set so that it doesn't show when I'm at CodeGuru... would it be better if I changed it?Quote:
Originally posted by CBasicNet
Solarflare, how come I cannot sees your nick as one of the current visitors in the forum page?
Philly is -5:00 from Greenwich, England (like New York), and it is 10:00pm Saturday here.Quote:
What time is it in Philadelphia now? Now is 11.00am Sunday morning in Sinapore.
Doesn't matter! What time are you going to sleep later?Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
I think I have my preferences set so that it doesn't show when I'm at CodeGuru... would it be better if I changed it?
How come nobody come out to beta test my screen saver?:(
But in the unlikely event that my screen matey program screws up your monitor, I shan't take any responsibilities.:p :D ;)
Not sure... probably a little after midnight (1 pm your time), but I'll be off the computer before then.Quote:
Originally posted by CBasicNet
What time are you going to sleep later?
Put a link here, you'll get more business!Quote:
How come nobody come out to beta test my screen saver?:(
It is in one of the threads here. Never refresh your page?Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
Not sure... probably a little after midnight (1 pm your time), but I'll be off the computer before then.
Put a link here, you'll get more business!
I'm going offline now. Bye!:D
Ummm... wait a sec, this still doesn't explain where Plat++ has been... Xeon, would you know anything about this?
It would be really susicious (X=P) if Plat "came back" to CG at the same time as X...
On the original topic. Started programming (amatuer) at the age 12, profession (hey I got paid!) at age 15, full time employment at 17.
This is probably not that suprising to many of the younger set out there, but I was 12 back in 1972........
Hello Xeon, back from the dead and about to post a reply? You should know : I am watching you. :eek: :eek: :D :p :cool:
Hi there, CBasicNet and SolarFlare! :)
Well, first, thank you for telling me the site, Solar! Also, u seems to be getting more and more powerful in VBulletin scripting eh : a link under an avatar????!!!! Whoa! State-of-the-art technology??!!!
How about some Flash in threads and posts etc.?
Anyway, regarding this site, I really wanna take a SledgeHammer and smash Simon flat. How dare he! And who's that guy who voted for Option No. 1 and Option No. 2 in that thread??!!
I strongly insist it is Simon, under 2 different user names. Grrrr! :)
And no......Platinum.....I dunno where he is. In fact, even before my computer broke down, this guy wasn't around as frequent anymore. Got sick of the forums or probably busy, I say.
Once, there's these 2 guys called BugAlert and FieryTycoon. The former was pretty active the first few months he came, but disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle afterwards.
The latter was a great guy, and still comes here once every century, but he's not as active as he used to be.
Only one man, and one boy, will stand the tests of time. Brad Jones can leave Codeguru, and the universe can end, but Xeon is still there.
ASSERT(Codeguru == Xeon) :D:D:D:D
I voted Option no. 1. Two people said they were missing you, one of them fellow Singaporean CBasicNet. And one person said he couldn't remember you, of which I originally suspected solar. By the way, what do you think of my avatar? :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Anyway, regarding this site, I really wanna take a SledgeHammer and smash Simon flat. How dare he! And who's that guy who voted for Option No. 1 and Option No. 2 in that thread??!!
I strongly insist it is Simon, under 2 different user names. Grrrr! :)
By the way, a sledgehammer is nothing compared to my chainsaw, remember that avatar thingy. :eek: :eek: :p
From Simon666:
Yeah, sure sonny! Anytime, anywhere! :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:Quote:
Hello Xeon, back from the dead and about to post a reply? You should know : I am watching you.
I know every mouse click you make. I have written a small script that is installed when you download my code coloring program. It attaches a keyboard and mouse hook to your computer and transmits all data to mine. I know everything you do. :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Yeah, sure sonny! Anytime, anywhere! :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool:
Nah, just kidding and trying to give you a heart attack. Was it working? ;) :p
(1) No objections at this time, your honor.Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Anyway, regarding this site, I really wanna take a SledgeHammer and smash Simon flat. (1) How dare he! And who's that guy who voted for Option No. 1 and Option No. 2 in that thread??!!(2)
I strongly insist it is Simon, under 2 different user names. Grrrr! :)
And no......Platinum.....I dunno where he is. In fact, even before my computer broke down, this guy wasn't around as frequent anymore. Got sick of the forums or probably busy, I say.(3)
(2) Our team of crack scientists (no they're not on crack) are working on that at this very moment, I think we're about to reach a breakthrough
(3) No, right up to the end he had a lot of posts per day... he didn't say anything about where he's going... it must have been sudden, whatever happened.
Hmmm... the post ended,,, is that because the assert failed???Quote:
Only one man, and one boy, will stand the tests of time. Brad Jones can leave Codeguru, and the universe can end, but Xeon is still there.
ASSERT(Codeguru == Xeon) :D:D:D:D
From Simon:
He|| arggghhh! No no~! Please don't, Simon! What harm have I ever done you? Please don't make my life miserable anymore, Simon O' Satan! U're marvellous and you transcend all things! Please spare my life, Simon! :( :( :(Quote:
I know every mouse click you make. I have written a small script that is installed when you download my code coloring program. It attaches a keyboard and mouse hook to your computer and transmits all data to mine. I know everything you do.
Sad to say, it's NOT! :pQuote:
Nah, just kidding and trying to give you a heart attack. Was it working?
Because.......in the first place, I didn't even download the Code-coloring program! There! Disappointed, eh??!!!! :D:D:D:D