You did not use the IMG tags in the correct way. Here is a tutorial for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Xeon, you are contradicting your signature (I always now more) for the third time in a short period of time. IMO it requires changes... ;)
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You did not use the IMG tags in the correct way. Here is a tutorial for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Xeon, you are contradicting your signature (I always now more) for the third time in a short period of time. IMO it requires changes... ;)
From Cilu:
Ummm......Cilu.....next time, please do not air my dirty linen in public. For now, Xeon forgives you and yes. Xeon still loves you. :DQuote:
You did not use the IMG tags in the correct way. Here is a tutorial for you.
As for the signature, it's not for knowledge or anything. It's for coolness points. Rythmes and sounds very well when spoken in the right tone, speed and way. :cool:
Good day,
Xeon.
I do not need love...I need money...so off you go with your love...but if you got a cute sister, then I can love her.. :D but not you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
are you still wanna be a stubborn little imp...go to the Charlie's Angle and get you .... kicked... :lol:Quote:
From Ree:
Please no, I don't wanna get kicked by these "angels"....they're too ugly.
Can someone please replace them with Nicole Kidman, Roselyn Sanchez( http://www.beachviewapartments.com/images/rs8.jpg ) and Lara Flynn Boyle( http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo...ynn_boyle4.jpg )?
Thanks a lot.
Nice day, all. :)
Xeon.
I know... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
PS: I hope you are familiar with the famous lines from SW: TESB:
Quote:
LEIA: I love you.
HAN: I know!
Greate when people love each others
From Ree:
Hey kid! U better shut off your computer now, take a bath and sit down and think carefully of what you're gonna do when you're in jail, k?Quote:
but if you got a cute sister, then I can love her.. but not you...
The moment I ask Brad to disclose your IP address....you're worse off than a little dead squirrel.
HOWEVER.....not all is lost. Three things, Ree. Three things :
1) 25 really cute and pretty girls, all scoring 9 / 10 in the looks department
2) Lots of chicken chop every day, complete with soup and desserts
3) A public and sincere apology from you, in the form of a US$25,000 check
I know that's not too much for you, pal. So, when do I receive all these?
Lemme see......ummmm.....I may not be able to keep this secret if I don't receive these things in time, so u better hurry.
Thank god u're not living in Britain...the crackdown on paedophiles there are even worst. :cool:
Who's the man now?
Xeon!
What can you do by just getting an IP Address?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
From Bijua:
A lot! If an organisation really wants to hunt you down, they can get you as long as you've an IP address.Quote:
What can you do by just getting an IP Address?
Once they've your IP address, they'll be able to trace the exact location of your home address by getting an international court warrant to force your ISP to disclose your personal particulars.
If you're using a public computer, no sweat either. They just need to get the physical location/street address where the public computer is residing, like those in Internet cafes etc.
Usually, when you use Internet cafes, you'll need to write down your core personal particulars, like your IC(citizen identity card number) and name.
Then, they'll pay that Internet cafe a visit and ask the cafe owner to disclose your name and match it with the exact timing that you posted that post.
In reality, things are a lot more advanced and complicated than this, so you SHOULD worry, especially our dear Mr. Ree. The CodeGuru servers has already recorded that post he made.....so even if he deletes that away, there'll still be records. :wave:
Good day,
Sherlock "Xeon" Holmes,
The Queen's Personal Investigator.
**looking over my shoulder**Oh, it's you old man:D..I thought a psycho shouting at me..don't worry, I've got a bunch of friends there..we'll gonna have fun...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
how can an old man like u can pleased 25 hot girls...don't you pitty them?...they need a better future..so, the request is overrulledQuote:
1) 25 really cute and pretty girls, all scoring 9 / 10 in the looks department
all you need is chickens and a knife...u can chop as many chicken as you want...old saying said, u give a fish, that man can eat for one day, you give a fishing rod, he can eat for many days...and for your case, i give you both: chicken and knife..what a lucky man you are..Quote:
Lots of chicken chop every day, complete with soup and desserts
what?..your kid didn't give u even a penny?..I feel so sad for you...because u sometimes addressed me as son/kid, I feel responsible to fulfill your request...but the last time I ask my agent to give a US$10,000 to an old man, he fainted..it gonna tear my heart if anything happens to you...I'm sorry to dissapoint you :sick:...Quote:
A public and sincere apology from you, in the form of a US$25,000 check
yeah..you're the old man now...I give up...:pQuote:
Who's the man now?
Xeon!
//one thing old man...do you know how I became mrRee (pronounced as 'mystery')...I'm once known as whaTHell, the demons slayer with agent code 10+...I kill demons and toss them into the eternal flame...and after i killed 100,000 demons in just one ugly fight, my supervisor feared me...then he cast me away.. and people start talking about a mysterious creature dwelling in the shadow of the night slaying all demons that passed before his very eyes ...and you know what, that's not me..bcoz I don't know what the heck I'm talking about...and I think you're too fool to read till this point..:D
..but one thing for sure...if you call me with half-name that time, you'll gonna use all funny char*&%#^s or you'll get banned..:D
"My name is mrRee; I always myteriously mystery.
Have you been reading the new harry potter book that came out yesterday?Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
From Mystery:
Whata' lame excuse for not giving me the girls! I can please 1 each day, right? Darn it all! Anyway, we should respect girls and not treat them like objects; that's very gross to me.Quote:
how can an old man like u can pleased 25 hot girls...don't you pitty them?...they need a better future..
Idiot! How dare u taunt me like this?Quote:
all you need is chickens and a knife...u can chop as many chicken as you want...old saying said, u give a fish, that man can eat for one day, you give a fishing rod, he can eat for many days...and for your case, i give you both: chicken and knife..what a lucky man you are..
The exact saying is "Give a man a fish and he'll live for a day; teach him how to
fish and he'll never go hungry again!"
However, since you're so brave and dare to jeer at me in this outrageously haughty manner like you've no regard for the gods, I admire your courage and will not tear thou apart for now. there's no brave souls in CodeGuru who dare to challenge me like this, so this is a new novelty.
On the other hand, I'm very impressed with how you managed to find all these funny photos which relates directly and accurately to what u're saying. Been spending hours to hunt for them, kid? Spend more time with your wife, k? :eek:
From Bijua to MrRee:
Seems that the sad guy has, indeed. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince. Oh my %$@!$ god! A grown-up man like you reading such.....no wonder his speech recently is all about fantasy-related crap and imagined wars etc.Quote:
Have you been reading the new harry potter book that came out yesterday?
Anyway, I saw this photo in the news today of several middle-aged women dressing up as witches and they really makes me cringe. Imagine : such fully grown-up women carrying such crappy books in their hands and laughing like crazy......and worst still......THEY EVEN HAD A WISHING WAND IN THEIR HANDS???
Oh my %$#$%$ god. Hey MrRee.....forget the 25 hot girls now. U and I are gonna teach them a lesson so that they won't forget that they're real women and not little kids. It really makes me freaked out and cringed to see them behaving like this. :rolleyes::rolleyes:
Yes folks, the boring thread is living up to its name.
This is really boring.
<borrowing your style, so I guess I owe u one>
From bijuabrahamp:
Harry Porter?..nah...I can't even stand to read 10 pages from any novels...they make me sleepy..but different with comics, they got pics...I love to draw;)...but if Harry Porter is adapted into comics, I don't want it either...it's so childish:DQuote:
Have you been reading the new harry potter book that came out yesterday?
From Xeon
wow...am I dreaming?..u sound not yourself today..but, if u'd repented, then thou may enter the Kingdom of God and live the everlasting life..God'll forgive u, son...we as man must respect the women as we want them to respect us..and remember, they've been created from Adam's rib, not from skull to worship them, not from feet bone to abase them, but from something near to our heart to be loved ..;)..I got this from a frienf of mine:D..Quote:
...Anyway, we should respect girls and not treat them like objects; that's very gross to me.
I think we neef some revolution here; "Give a man a fish and he'll live for a day, teach him how to fish and he'll never go hungry again, teach him how to fish and cook and he'll become a civilized man.."Quote:
Idiot! How dare u taunt me like this?
The exact saying is "Give a man a fish and he'll live for a day; teach him how to
fish and he'll never go hungry again!"
actually u missed two things, man:Quote:
Been spending hours to hunt for them, kid? Spend more time with your wife, k?
a) I just 'googling'(keyword = chicken.jpg, knife.jpg, check.jpg) and found those photos and develop the story from them...BTW, u should focused on red-colored bolded text...u can find what u want there..
b) I'm a single man..i can spend a whole day with my friends and no one will complaining 'bout that:D
From Xeon to bijuabrahamp:
twaaaatt...wrong again..feed him to the lions now:D..actually, I've got all that bcoz I listened to "Slaying the Dreamer - Nightwish" while I posted that one..again, u should focus on certain words and eliminate certain words to get the point;)...do you want me to highlight the words you need to focus?:D...Quote:
Seems that the sad guy has, indeed. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince. Oh my %$@!$ god! A grown-up man like you reading such.....no wonder his speech recently is all about fantasy-related crap and imagined wars etc.
stop...don't let the lions hurt that man, now he get a right point :D..feed them with those witch-wannabe freaks instead..show 'em no pity...Quote:
Oh my %$#$%$ god. Hey MrRee.....forget the 25 hot girls now. U and I are gonna teach them a lesson so that they won't forget that they're real women and not little kids. It really makes me freaked out and cringed to see them behaving like this.
I also just can't imagine what's in their head..maybe they're the victim of fashion...or they getting old before their time(researched said that, man will acting like kids when they get too old)...or they just a bunch of nerds from the beginning...or they get paid to dress like that, who knows...whichever u prefer, you can labeled them:D...
and don't forget about other 'substitute'(just like from the Ramones VClip)...Jedi-wannabe(Cilu and his Clone Armies gonna kill me for this) and etc...but the worst of the worst is Elvis-wannabe..I'd saw a flabby old man dressing like Elvis(u can imagine that I guess)...with a bounced belly, his suit can't barely hold his belly and his belly-button come out to say hi to everyone...and he's proud about that..maybe we must take back his human right before this kind of freaks poluted our eyesight...
//strectching a banner read : "STOP THOSE IN FREAK-WANNABE SUITS" and "WHAT WITH ALL THOSE JUNKIES"
From Tom:
what can I say...I'm really bored right now...with overtime job you know...Quote:
Yes folks, the boring thread is living up to its name.
This is really boring.
From Ree:
Are there full-developed women in heaven? :confused:Quote:
wow...am I dreaming?..u sound not yourself today..but, if u'd repented, then thou may enter the Kingdom of God and live the everlasting life..
Or does **** has them instead?
That saying is very true and nice....but.....my view is : we gotta enjoy girls as much as we can but we must not abuse them physically. My view is slightly different from your friends. In other words, I believe that you can treat girls however you want them, as long as you don't beat, kill, torture, abuse or harm them. :cool:Quote:
God'll forgive u, son...we as man must respect the women as we want them to respect us..and remember, they've been created from Adam's rib, not from skull to worship them, not from feet bone to abase them, but from something near to our heart to be loved
Nonsense! A man needs knowledge to be civilized! If all he knows is food, then.....HOW IN THE **** is he different from a barbarian? :thumbd:Quote:
teach him how to fish and cook and he'll become a civilized man
At least u had that. I think that in America, you have the chance to see things that folks living in conformist countries like me don't. U think that flabby old man is a freak? I think he's very interesting and funny! Oh my!Quote:
I'd saw a flabby old man dressing like Elvis(u can imagine that I guess)...with a bounced belly, his suit can't barely hold his belly and his belly-button come out to say hi to everyone...and he's proud about that..maybe we must take back his human right before this kind of freaks poluted our eyesight...
To me, America is one of those countries where anything and everything can happen. U can have a 7-inch mohawk hairstyle going up vertically and no one really bothered much. Here, they stare at you as if you're some alien if you've a hairstyle unlike the rest of the 99.99999999% population. :rolleyes:
So son.....how old are you this year and what programming language do u do? Also, I like your wit.Quote:
what can I say...I'm really bored right now...with overtime job you know...
"MrRee" is actually "Mystery" when pronouced. Nice! Never even thought of that until u said so. :D
Good day, all.
Xeon.
well..even if your wonder women live in there, do u think u can have fun with them...it's boiling hot in there...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
he did say to be loved...may be he also mean: to be maked loved :D...then are u happy..love and make love not involve in harmful process...typical aren't you?:DQuote:
That saying is very true and nice....but.....my view is : we gotta enjoy girls as much as we can but we must not abuse them physically. My view is slightly different from your friends. In other words, I believe that you can treat girls however you want them, as long as you don't beat, kill, torture, abuse or harm them.
think out of that small crappy box, will u?..fishing knowledge=technical knowledge, cooking knowledge=culture knowledge..and don't ask me...I also don't know what I mumbling abouit..but that fish eaten by the man that u teach, taste like rotten fish..and the fish cooked by the man that i teach, taste like overcooked raw fish...that's because I can't cook well...however, at least he know a civilized man must cook their fish before eat them..Quote:
Nonsense! A man needs knowledge to be civilized! If all he knows is food, then.....HOW IN THE HE|| is he different from a barbarian?
the Elvis-wannabe is really makes me want to puke...they think they look cool in that weird suit..what can I say, they ARE the weirdo...the young Elvis-wannabe maybe look alright, but the old flabby weirdo looks like a rum barrel dressed with strange superman suit...they should also wear the underwear outside...they poluted our world!!..just out of curiosity..don't tell me you also love to be with that freaks...hahah..u should post ur photo here...
ok father..i must confessed now..I'm 26..after diploma..i work then I continue my study for degree...yes..u can laugh now...actually, i 'accidently' involved in programming..I do C++ and a little bit of Assembly language...and what's this smell, did u just fart?..*&^#! what just u eat?...rotten raw fish cooked by that man?:DQuote:
So son.....how old are you this year and what programming language do u do?
nah...i much more like my former username...but that against the rule...because of someone underage like NoHero:D:D:D, we can't use such 'nice' words:D...actually, no one will notice if no one talking about my username...darnQuote:
"MrRee" is actually "Mystery" when pronouced. Nice! Never even thought of that until u said so.
//err..NoHero..don't blame me...that padre make me confessing everything...I'll buy some candy for your compensation:D
//"oi! to the world and everybody win - the Vandals"
I wonder, does anyone (apart from xena & mcRat :P) ever read any of this incohesive dribble? :rolleyes:
Yes ... me ... sometimes.. its funny how the old man fights for his "senior citizenship" rights on the CG forum. The discussion on fish, fishing and cooking is really boring ...err.. i mean interesting :D :thumb:
Strange, I would have called it incoherent drivel not incohesive dribble.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Must be one of those Aussieisms :eek:
I'd like to say, I only read about 1/4 of the posts. You can scan them quickly and decide on the drop of a hat that they aren't worth reading.
Though, I'm wondering why I read your post.... :D
On the other hand my fruit basket has been feeling under the weather lately.
who's mcRat:P? raise your hair please( :confused: )...I must find this mcRat:P guy and punch him in the...oh, I just remember now...the 1st and 2nd rats stuff...darn Deniz...u make me :blush:..how kind of u to address me as mcRat:P..I feel I want to kick u in the &%# because of my happiness :p:D...Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
I never care if anyone ever read my post in this Chit-Chat forum...I know, no one wants to read boring stuffs like my posts.. always unserious and silly, that I can't change...you can find me serious in other than chit-chat forum..:cool:
to exterminator: "good job...now here's your pay...hide your face behind it...yes, like that...:D...maybe they can't find out that I'd bribe u..."- a fishy oldman
to Tom Frohman: yeah you don't have to read the junk posts they posted...that mrRee and Xeon is such a two silly man...I don't know how they can still live their lives....
//don't left your fruit basket outside.. :rolleyes:
What? Technically we are more English than you guys so I should be teaching you how to speak English.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Incohesive dribble is a perfectly cromulent word. :D
Hey ...I thought it was Xeon who was old... didnt know u were too... Forgive me, Sire !! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
From Ree:
That's why it pays to know some bad guys. Like Simon666. He's older than me, and he assured me he would be in "that place" before me.Quote:
well..even if your wonder women live in there, do u think u can have fun with them...it's boiling hot in there...
As such, he would already be waiting for my time to be up and he'll be there with the rooms and beds already. Connection and friendship is crucial.
The boiling temperature in "that place" is hot for sure, but with the right device to neutralise it, I can enjoy my share of girls there. Simon, see you there! :D
From H. Dennis:
Oh yes, Brad will read for sure, and the moderators as well, if I'm not wrong. These guys love to hound my every post and see if I use any profanity in my speech. Ever wonder why Brad always warn me when I say that "F" word or it's variations? :rolleyes:Quote:
I wonder, does anyone (apart from xena & mcRat :P) ever read any of this incohesive dribble?
From Terminator:
Actually, it's good to be an old man, because girls prefer older guys, the older the better.Quote:
Yes ... me ... sometimes.. its funny how the old man fights for his "senior citizenship" rights on the CG forum. The discussion on fish, fishing and cooking is really boring ...err.. i mean interesting
It's a survival thing. Because the older you're, you're telling ladies on a unconscious level that since you can make it this long, you must be a strong and fit beast, compared to those unripe kids like NoHero(sorry, had to give example :p) that you've seen so much more of life and is able to give them more security.
My name is the man, I am Xeon.
(coughs)
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Originally Posted by Tom
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A puzzle we have here... Is an Australian more English than an American? And is the Turkish-born Australian more English than the german-descendant American? (Frohman looks pretty German to me... ;) )Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
I can't find the word cromulent in any dictionary. :ehh:
Anyway, that thing with "xena & mcRat" made me laugh so much... :D :D :D
My ancestors came to America from Germany, Switzerland, Poland, France, England as well as some Native Americans (Choctaw) who were already here when the Europeans arrived.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
I once gave some thought whether I had any cultural attributes that had been handed down from ancestors. The only thing I could think of was that I knew how to play Klaberjass which my dad learned from his dad who learned from....
etc.
Check this.Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
does your country have as# insurance policy?..because you really need one..:D..that quote was recorded while you with an oldman...very fishy and smelly oldman..he gave u the door-sized check and you think I didn't know that...so cunning of you try to relate me with your conspiracy, eh...Quote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
you look kind of fishy too...this is a level test:
why an Englishman never want to wait an Indian?
if you can't answer this Level 1 test...you definitely not from India as you claimed..and blow that lamp until it off..
yeah, sure...full of 'adultstars'...I'll go to heaven and flirt all the angels there...let see who's get the cutest one...angels from heaven or adultstars from you-know-where...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
seen so much, yes...give more security, bah!...more securitiy should be given to you instead...Quote:
...that you've seen so much more of life and is able to give them more security.
and one thing...what kind of monster in you that give you this stinky smell?...
it's a riddle for new born babbies: crocodile + mule + nt = rubbish!...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by cilu
looks like the clones army are invading...luckily our buildings are made from mirrors:cool:...and that was mcRat:P Deniz talking about,,,how dare that guy use almost the same name with me...I must beat this guy called mcRat:P...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu's clone
//what is Klaberjass thing...is it a food? or is it the nickname for hide n' seek? :confused:
I wasn't born in Turkey Cilu, I was born in Australia, lived in Turkey ffrom the ages of 10 to 20 but came back to Australia after that. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
As for the puzzle, let me ask you this. Can an American even tell the difference between British and Aussie English? Nope. :D
Where does that leave me? You decide :p
As for Xena & McRat, guys, seriously, stop flirting and hook up already, the whole CG forum is anxiously waiting to see you guys together. :wave:
From MrRee:
That's why I say you're inexperienced, boy! Look at the heavens. There's so many rules and laws....you think the Almighty will let u exchange body juices there? NO! On your dead body! This is why he|| would be a better place.Quote:
yeah, sure...full of 'adultstars'...I'll go to heaven and flirt all the angels there...let see who's get the cutest one...angels from heaven or adultstars from you-know-where
A mass "O-G" which can involve as many folks as you want and have no fear of catching any disease, cos' u're already dead.
Change your mind now, kid. I'll give you a free complimentary ticket to the mass "O-G" this 1st August 2005 down there. I can't wait! :thumb:
It's the smell of a real man, boy. When you grow up and become a real man in future, you'll possess this smell too. This is why girls are so attracted to real, older men, once again. Use your brains, kid.Quote:
and one thing...what kind of monster in you that give you this stinky smell?
Would a 20 year old pretty darling be attracted to a 30 year old guy like me or a 15 year old student like you? :cool:
However, all is not lost. I'll teach you the tricks you need and you can go for those girls your age, like 14 or so. However, be aware of the laws in your country/state/county/city/town/province. Also, doing IT with an underage girl is a big NO-NO. If you make her tummy big, u're destroying the poor girl's future. And yet you're talking all these crap about making girls feel loved? :thumbd:
Klaberjass is another name for Kaballah, that Jewish faith which Madonna is so into.Quote:
Klaberjass?
From H. Dennis:
Sheet you, Dennis! Beat it, kid! We're both straight; and I'll tell u our tastes.Quote:
As for Xena & McRat, guys, seriously, stop flirting and hook up already, the whole CG forum is anxiously waiting to see you guys together.
Ree's real age is 26 and is interested in 16 - 18 year old chicks. Nothing wrong.
Xeon's real age is 21 and is interested in 18 - 28 year old chicks. Again, nothing wrong. Beat it, kid!
By the way, H. Dennis.....there's this unspoken law about not stealing your buddy's girl. U know very well that Gurley_Girl is already attached, most emotionally, mentally and physically, to NoHero........so, why in the $%&*#!$ are you trying to eye her? U know that's morally wrong?
You think I dunno about it, do u? Yesterday, I receive a PM from you. The message was a love note supposed to be addressed to Gurley_Girl, but you type in the wrong ID in the "To:" field and send it to me instead, and yet....in the love note, you were addressing Gurley_Girl! How sweet!
As for you, NoHero.....cool down, k? Have more confidence in yourself and she'll still love you, k? No no....pointing the shotgun at that guy won't do u no good. If you go to jail, what's gonna happen to her, right?
So, cool down.
Folks.....mess with me and see what you'll end up with.
Yes, in a pile of scandal-sheet like what H. Dennis is in now.
Xeon. :rolleyes:
Did I send that love letter PM to you? Sorry, it was actually meant for Mick. :o
Mmmhhh...hot aussie kangaroo diaper sex...just right up my alleyQuote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
No Klaberjass is a card game that came from Germany.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
If I thought for 1 second that Madonna played it, I'd give it up immediately.
I mean she's from Michigan.. when was the last time she publicly admited that?
Good news!..I had your medical report now, sir...congratulations, you are the youngest man on earth to suffer from andropaus...this is a breakthrough for medical people..don't panic...Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
what did u just say?.....ohh......no no, I'm not joking...by looking to your symptoms, I'm 110% sure...
you always has hallucination? you easily get moody? you had dotage? hard to have erection?...see, you got that all...usually it's occur to the man 50 years or above...you're so lucky to be the first man ever got it in your 30's...your name should go dowm into history...
stop knocking your head(but still Deniz :wave: his head)...I know it hard for you to accept...maybe that two guys you're mentioning just now can understand if you tell them the truth...you'll lost your self-esteem, but with the support of your friends, you can swim through this...be strong and stop your hallucination about them...you making yourself worst..Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz again
and are you sure you call them with the right name?..because, you know,,,the dotage in you...
now, this is a new symtom for andropaus..maybe you're in your 30's then you got this rare symptom....:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz, again?
//phew...what a freaky story!!:D
to Xeons:
did you know the adultstars of yours will grow tail and horns in there...it's disturbing when you try to engage them...and with their pointy ears and over sunburned skin, they look so 'dotdotdot'...their big fangs can get your tounge injured...
and who is so 'dotdotdot' to tell, you can't flirt wth the angels and do the right stuff...so nonsense...
Don't bluff, oldman...you didn't change your diapers yet or you forget to do so...confess or no chicken to be chopped today...Quote:
It's the smell of a real man, boy. When you grow up and become a real man in future, you'll possess this smell too.
now, kiddy...you must be a chinese, right?...kow tow to your senior now...you know the law...Quote:
Xeon's real age is 21 and is interested in 18 - 28 year old chicks. Again, nothing wrong.
to Tom Frohman:
oh..with the two of club is the biggest card right?:D...I've got a cardgame called 400 here..Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
//kids nowadays always acting strange...maybe of the mutation process..
Nope, the Jack of Trump is the biggest card. The game is played with a pinochle deck, i.e., 9 is the lowest card.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
It is a form of 2 handed pinochle.
From MiCk:
So, you finally admitted you're gay? Look : control yourself, k? U don't wanna end up like Michael Jackson. Besides, he can afford to play with the law cos' he's dirt-rich. Besides, what's gonna happen to your 18 year old daughter? :eek:Quote:
Mmmhhh...hot aussie kangaroo diaper sex...just right up my alley
From Tom:
U've been living in the tree-house for too long, playing with your squirrels. I thought I had cooked them all. :confused:Quote:
I mean she's from Michigan.. when was the last time she publicly admited that?
Anyway, it's all in the news since a couple of years back. Madonna and Kaballah faith. If you don't believe me, go google the thing.
From mrRee to H. Dennis:
U've never been more right, Ree pal! Hallucination is ok, it's pretty cool.Quote:
you always has hallucination? you easily get moody? you had dotage? hard to have erection?
Mood swings are ok too, it makes a guy emotional and attracts girls.
Dotage is ok, cos' Xeon dunno what it is.
But.....erectile dysfunction? What the heck, Deniz? I thought you musn't air your dirty linen in public? It's like....if I've erectile dysfunction, I wouldn't even say it! But you had it and you still advertise it so gloriously? What the $#%*, H. Dennis?
Anyway, I think cialis is good for you. Viagra is already outdated. Cialis is a very powerful and good alternative. Gotta try it. Good for you, and good for your health.
From Ree to Xeon:
Berserk rubbish, kid! Their physical form is nice, nicer than the angels....just that their personality ain't so good. But that means they're wilder and more creative, and can try all kinda positions too. U name it, they do it.Quote:
did you know the adultstars of yours will grow tail and horns in there...it's disturbing when you try to engage them...and with their pointy ears and over sunburned skin, they look so 'dotdotdot'...their big fangs can get your tounge injured...
First of all, if you do it in the heavens, the exchange of body juices may just rain down onto the mortals. That's $%*% gross and disgusting, so please spare a thought for them.Quote:
and who is so 'dotdotdot' to tell, you can't flirt wth the angels and do the right stuff...so nonsense...
Secondly, by going to heaven, you're in His presence. Do u dare to strip down and do It in front of Him?
The answer is No. So, you better think twice, kid. U still have about 50 - 65 years to think, assuming you meet no accidents etc.
I'm a Singaporean-Chinese, not Chinese. There's a difference. :pQuote:
now, kiddy...you must be a chinese, right?...kow tow to your senior now...you know the law...
Kow-tow? I'll only kow-tow to myself, no one elses! Besides, those crap are so age-old and ancient, even the most outdated Chinese person today don't do it.
It's like thousands of years back in China's history. :cool:
From Tom:
I thought it's the Xeon of Spades? :eek:Quote:
Nope, the Jack of Trump is the biggest card
Good day,
Professor Xeon,
Head of International Erectile Dysfunction Board(IED)
Oops. Sorry Deniz. I misunderstood it.Quote:
I wasn't born in Turkey Cilu, I was born in Australia, lived in Turkey ffrom the ages of 10 to 20 but came back to Australia after that.
Well, you pronounce the word "male" like "mile" and use word "mate" a lot. :DQuote:
As for the puzzle, let me ask you this. Can an American even tell the difference between British and Aussie English? Nope.
Oscar Wilde said that "The only difference between American and English is, of course, their language". You should know better, but that probably also apply to the other English nations... IMO, Nowadays, with the world-wide communication facilities, the invasion of TV channels from US and UK, the pase of differences growing between the English spoken in different areas slowed down. As I was tellling to someone, when I watch CNN, I hardly notice the difference between the American and British news presenters and reporters. Well, perhaps it is because I know most of them and I got used to them... On the other hand, sometimes I really have problems understanding the English of Scotts or Irish. I barely understand Jerry Adams or Charles Kennedy... ;)
It's not me to decide.Quote:
Where does that leave me? You decide
Yes, yes. There is a clear chemistry between these two guys, so please, get a private room. Oops, I meant forum... :DQuote:
As for Xena & McRat, guys, seriously, stop flirting and hook up already, the whole CG forum is anxiously waiting to see you guys together.
I think you've confused Americans playing Australians with the real thing. We pronounce "male" with an "A".Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
But we do say mate a lot. ;)
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Originally Posted by Xena & McRat
Yep, sure thing buddy. Your the boss. Your in charge. Your the king!
PS: Note to self: Must email these guys shrinks (& boyfriends), its happening again.
Seems some one has played too much GTA VC!Quote:
Yep, sure thing buddy. Your the boss. Your in charge. Your the king!
(But then the same can go for anyone who recognises this phrase...)
Today is boring,
taht is a 33 year-old woman living and working in japan...a Chinese if i am not mistaken...
Yes, "male" with an "A". Isn't there an "A" in the pronunciation of MILE (the unit of length equal to 1760 yards)?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeb
Conspiracy.. come back to the real world ...mcRat :D ...heard Xena proposed you for marriage :D .. and the flirting .. thats too obvious :D ..go ahead..we would join the celebrations .. and yes do let me know if your country has that insurance policy :rolleyes: ..coz I would need that there :D ..wassay :D .. and (oldman) man [used C-style casting :D ..hope its fine].. that was a very tough question....the level 1 one.. I failed ..couldnt find an answer.. would you mind telling about it so that I could reappear... for your so-called "Level 1 certification" :D and pass out with Grade 'Ex'. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
they didn't use the chopstick there?...or they speak Singlish..Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
I guess this came from cilu the clone, not cilu himself:D...tell your master now, stop keeping the clone under his basement..hunt down the terrorist now...Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
the "mate" mate or the other mate:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Zeb
c'mon Deniz...that's not you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
when you start calling me mcRat, I take it as a joke..and I reply it with also the light-joke
when you start with 'kissing and engagement'...I still take it as a joke..and I think this guy can give a heavy weight joke, so he also can take a heavy weight joke...
I don't think you will jump back like this...it suprised me...
"chickaboo..chickaboo"..now you're smiling :)..make it big evil grin like :D
//<thinking out loud> should I put "just kidding" to my signature:rolleyes
to exterminatorwhy did u grin so much, you didn't pass the level test...
so you're not an Indian I say...why I must give u the answer...a kiss for Preity Zinta, then we have the deal...
ok, let me be a fool to give the answer first and didn't know you'll break our deal:
the English think he will have to wait for eight minutes when the Indian ask him to wait for a minute...so, what if he has to wait for 80 minutes when the Indian ask to wait for 10 minutes...(don't tell me you still can't figure it out..: one,two,three = eight, do, tin in Mumbai)
Aaah..had i had the honor of that .. I would have had surely passed it on to u ... remember passed it on.. means i would have had been the first one.. but with the MMS scandals going on in here.. u may expect of her to be out preity soon... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Didnt really understand that???? Please explain.. now I m getting curious...plz..plz..plz. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
beware my friend...you're being watching by the great force...don't let yourself involve in such scandals;)...better you just hand her to me :pQuote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
now you must confess that you're not an Indian :p ...when an Indian said "one minute", he'll say "eight minute", bcoz 'eight' mean one!!...if u still can't understand, you're really :thumbd: .. :) ...Quote:
Didnt really understand that???? Please explain.. now I m getting curious...plz..plz..plz. :cry:
this test is to find out your protein level in your brain...better pass this one if u want to be a programmer:
what is: 4 - 1 = water...
keep your brain in check, guru...
//can't wait until next week...I'll be freeeee...... :eek:
No this is "mail" ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
Did anyone (except Xena...the side-kick..or Xeon-Xena.?? whatever.. except Xena) understand that??? That was kind of dumb..not exactly but yeah quite close to DUMB !!!! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by mcRee
Heavy water???? Is that right?? :D ..I tried my best...And who wants to be a programmer??? I dont...its just a chance that i am here...else would have had been teaching mechanics somewhere.... :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by mcRee
What about ur partner ..Xena ..doesnt seem to be floating around here with her cowboy hat and the ragged trousers, with those colored strips flying by the side....??? WHere is Xena...Now here he/she will come crying ...sonny... :D
OOOOooooo.....Xeon's banned...(thinking - and the boring thread is boring again :( )
I have been on this board around and around for 7 hours...
Since teh first time I joined this board, i actually didn't know anything about Xeon, then i heard that Xeon could give people teh word banned right under his/her username.
I don't know who give Xeon that word now though, if someone could tell me ?
http://www.codeguru.com/forum/search...3&pp=25&page=9
If that is teh reason for the word banned...
This this is boring thread but it is fine for me to post this here anyway, right ?