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Originally Posted by NoHero
To quote the servant and waiter: "I always know more"
This is not the way to deal with things when you are sad.. I know you must have gone around inviting people for your marriage (wz that planned to take place on ur 18th b'day)
Count from 1-10 and say the alphabets from Z-A... that will help you cool down :cool:
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From Abraham "Biju" Lincoln to NoHero:
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NoHero, I'm sorry about your girl friend
Yeah, tis' real sad. But hey pal.......cheer up, k? In this world, there's a lot of good girls who're really pretty too. Actually, I'm a nice guy and don't wanna expose Gurley_Girl, but daddy's got no choice.
Would you like me to introduce some nice real girls to you?
I've already sent a warning e-mail to Gurley_Girl forcing her to stop acting like a freak.
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(from Biju to Hero-No-More after that freak-incident):
This is not the way to deal with things when you are sad.. I know you must have gone around inviting people for your marriage (wz that planned to take place on ur 18th b'day)
Count from 1-10 and say the alphabets from Z-A... that will help you cool down
That's all very good advice from someone who's been there, done that. Take it like a real man, Heroless. Yeah, I know. It's really sad and heart-crushing indeed, when, at the last moment that you're happily announcing your first girlfriend to your mom, pop, friends, sisters and brothers, grandpa and grandma, cousins and all.....that this has to happen.
I send my greatest and utmost condolences to you, my friend. This act is condemned by all.....it's an unforgivable act done in the face, and under the mask, of love and humanity. It will not be forgotten and the people of America will always remember who did this to you. The noble American people and the sincere people of the world join you deeply in your toughest moment in life. This is God's test to you, son........so do take it in great stride. May the Lord Xeon be with you, always.
Good day and sorry for all that has happened to you......but there will, and always....be a......better girl.
Xeon. :cool:
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Just posting for the sake of posting. Not necessarily to win this thread.. but I just want to post here. So there. :D
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From Cherish:
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Just posting for the sake of posting. Not necessarily to win this thread.. but I just want to post here. So there.
Hey NoHero! Cheer up! U've got hope! :wave:
How about Cherish? I can certify she's a real girl. I think she's about 22 - 25, but it doesn't matter, right? True love over-rides both distance and age.......does it matter?
Hey Cherish, send him a PM, k? Wish the two of you luck! So happy for you, NoHero! Now.......YOU CAN BE A HERO again!!!! Both in love and in the house! Yahooo!!!!! :wave::wave::wave:
Good day,
Xeon, The MatchMaker. :thumb:
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What?!?!?! LOL.
Really, Xeon.. matchmaking doesn't suit you. :p
I know for a fact that gurleygirl is a girl. She posted a picture of herself, ya know? And besides.. I think gurleygirl and NoHero are cute together. ;)
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From Cherish:
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What?!?!?! LOL. Really, Xeon.. matchmaking doesn't suit you.
I've also been in a range of other professions, ranging from vice-construction worker(assistant trainee) to mob boss. Anyway, most of my matchmaking sessions for singles have been very successful so far.
Look at that German guy who got together with his Russian love, and that New Zealand 40-year old engineer who found his true love in Canada. :cool:
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I know for a fact that gurleygirl is a girl. She posted a picture of herself, ya know?
Well, that's lame, so I'm not gonna argue too much.
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And besides.. I think gurleygirl and NoHero are cute together.
Are you crazy?! Even if GG is really a girl, she's too old for Heroless! That guy is barely 18......it's underage! A few months ago, there were several cases of older female teachers in America getting together with underage boys and after they have "DONE IT", these teachers were charged with rape, even though it's clearly consensual.
How about the case here in my country, where a few years back, a 20+ female tuition teacher got into a nude bath with a 8-year old boy?
Sicko, isn't it?!
Really, NoHero is too young.....that guy just completed his last stage of teenage growth and isn't ready for all that. It's way more socially healthier for him to associate with girls around his age, like 14(min) - 18(max).
See? I wonder what girls are thinking of these days. Why must they violate a young boy's childhood? Childhoods are suppose to be innocent and clean, not taunted with trauma and emotional trials meant for adults.
GG, if she's really a girl, she should aim for Deniz, Tom Frohman, Biju Abraham, Gabriel and the Chief, and some of the older, balding men here.
By the way, Cherish....how old are you this year? 22? 25? 27? U already have a nephew/niece, right? I remember I saw that pic once.
Good day,
Xeon.
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Originally Posted by Xeon
GG, if she's really a girl, she should aim for Deniz, Tom Frohman, Biju Abraham, Gabriel and the Chief, and some of the older, balding men here.
ehm.... excuse me out of the crowd... I really don't want her to aim at me.. two reasons:
1. She's not my type
2. Acutually, I'm not that old.. I'm approx. half a year younger (May 30, 1989) than NoHero
GurleyGirl, I think you can aim the rest if they have no problems.
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Originally Posted by binarybob0001
Do I win?
Nope :thumbd:
Only Mathew :p or a Mod :D or an Admin :eek: can win here..
//I am still waiting :sigh:
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From Biju:
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ehm.... excuse me out of the crowd... I really don't want her to aim at me.. two reasons:
1. She's not my type
Idiot!!!!! Cherish is rather pretty.....I had give her around 7.5 outta 10 in terms of looks, and she falls into the Princess category.
I mean, com'on. Girls fall into several categories.
The worst is the Ogres category. I'm not gonna elaborate too much on this, but if you've played WarCraft III before, you know how Ogres look like. Hopeless.
The next worst is the Warpig category. These girls are not so bad-looking, but they're far from pretty either. Most girls you see on the streets don't fall into this category....they fall into the Commons category.
The Commons category is the next one. It's where most of the average-looking girls are classified under. These girls are good-looking and some are slightly above average-looking, but they're not pretty enough to fall into the Princess category.
The Princess category is where pretty girls are classified under. Usually, these are girls who are pretty, and you notice and feel attracted to them the first time you set your eyes on them. In fact, any normal guy would be attracted to any girl who falls into the Princess category.
Roselyn Sanchez, Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne, Cherish and all pretty girls etc......all fall into this category.
If a girl is even prettier than most pretty girls and she is 28++ years old, she falls into the Queen category. Basically, most of the more beautiful and matured TV actresses and Hollywood stars fall under this category. Nicole Kidman, the late Grace Kelly, Sharon Stone, Lara Flynn Bolye and Elizabeth Hurley all fall into this category. It is very very very rare for an average woman to achieve the Queen status.
If you real men think that the Queen category is the highest form of beauty classification and that all the prettiest girls/women in the world fall under this category, you're wrong.
Beyond the Queens category is the Goddesses category. Hate to say this, but so far, only 1 girl has made it into this category. To make into this category, a girl's looks has to be extraordinarily beautiful and gorgeous, of course. In addition to that, the hair has to be perfect and so wonderful such that by looking at it alone, you would say the girl is real awesome.
Not only that....the neck, ears, nose, eyes and skin complexion, together with the chest area, butt, legs, knees, fingers, palms, thighs and all.....has to be 100% perfect. 1% of flaw and she would fall under the Queens category.
In addition, she must look so perfect and gorgeous *without* make-up, or else she would be disqualified.
Thus, for that girl who got classified under this category, you can guess how gorgeous she is. The first thing that will ever come outta the mouth is "Oh GAWD......SHE'S A REAL GODDESS.....A REAL GODDESS!!!!!!"
I assure you,.....I'm an experienced guy who's been there, done that, and my standards of beauty is very very picky and high, so you can more or less guess how that girl is. Any guy who saw her will immediately discard and abandon his religion and pray to her, even though she's of human blood.
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2. Acutually, I'm not that old.. I'm approx. half a year younger (May 30, 1989) than NoHero
So, you're 16 years old too??????!!!!!! Now I see. But there's a difference between NoHero and you.
One is a goner who is in love with a woman twice his mom's age. The other is a healthy, jovial, humble and sincere guy willing to learn from his elders.
We all know who is who.
Seriously, I really love humble kids like you. Whenever I've any porn or girls to share, you'll be the first.
From VB Kid:
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Only Mathew or a Mod or an Admin can win here
Mods and Admin I know. But.....who's Matthew and why do u say his name of all people? Why? I would love to meet anyone who challenges me in my turf.
Who's your daddy?
Xeon. :cool:
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Mods and Admin I know. But.....who's Matthew and why do u say his name of all people? Why? I would love to meet anyone who challenges me in my turf.
You don't know Mathew :eek: . I thought you knew everyone in CG.. :D
Read the whole thread once again:cool:
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Originally Posted by Xeon
So, you're 16 years old too??????!!!!!! Now I see. But there's a difference between NoHero and you.
One is a goner who is in love with a woman twice his mom's age. The other is a healthy, jovial, humble and sincere guy willing to learn from his elders.
We all know who is who.
NoHero wz just joking.. i think we both were a bit hard on him. Sorry NoHero.
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Seriously, I really love humble kids like you. Whenever I've any porn or girls to share, you'll be the first.
Oh,no, thanks..maybe u can lend them to someone who is in need of it ;)
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Hate to say this, but so far, only 1 girl has made it into this category.
But, you didn't mention who is it?
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If you think GG is too old for NoHero, then why are you trying to match me with him? I'm a year older than GG!! :p (that makes me 27, btw).
And besides, if you haven't caught our drift yet... its just here in CG, not in real life. (I think). ;)
And yeah... I wonder whoever falls into your "Goddess" category? Let me guess! Is it Venus/Aphrodite?? (yeah, yeah.. I know, a lame joke. :D But she IS a goddess.:p )
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To hard? Never mind... Just usual treatment. And well... I don't care of what you say... Except: Yes che_rish is beautiful :thumb:
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Originally Posted by che_rish
And yeah... I wonder whoever falls into your "Goddess" category? Let me guess! Is it Venus/Aphrodite?? (yeah, yeah.. I know, a lame joke. :D But she IS a goddess.:p )
Let me guess too... Queen of Britian? :D
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Originally Posted by NoHero
Let me guess too... Queen of Britian? :D
I'll guess Julia Child :eek:
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Guys Guys.... comeon.. think think... have you ever done this :
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Originally Posted by Xeon
I assure you,.....I'm an experienced guy who's been there, done that, and my standards of beauty is very very picky and high, so you can more or less guess how that girl is. Any guy who saw her will immediately discard and abandon his religion and pray to her, even though she's of human blood.
So its obviously not an old lady or a celebrity... it should be somebody else.
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Obviously you guys don't remember my conversation with NoHero on this thread about 4 or 5 months ago... I've dated models from Victoria Secrets, and Swimsuit rags. They were goddesses, which is nice to look at, but like goddesses, they demand to be worshipped as one and demand sacrifices (great monetary, as well as one's own individuality) as the goddesses demanded, and including some cases your soul! :sick:
I've set my sights slightly lower these days going for the Princesses/Queens and Commons who are a bit more human in personality and demeanor.
Sorry I did not get to Austria to see you for that beer NoHero, I was called to Italy while I was in Europe to attend the launching of the new RUF RKSpyder! Met a model there by the was as well, ran away from that one really fast! :D
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Originally Posted by bijuabrahamp
Guys Guys.... comeon.. think think... have you ever done this :
So its obviously not an old lady or a celebrity... it should be somebody else.
Xeon, are you talking about any Norse Mythology over here??? :confused:
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Originally Posted by bijuabrahamp
Xeon, are you talking about any Norse Mythology over here??? :confused:
Aehmm... excuse me... I don't want to interrupt you in your conversation with your evil alter ego but... YOU ARE CRAZY! :D
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From VB:
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You don't know Mathew . I thought you knew everyone in CG..
Read the whole thread once again
Nah, Matthew is a noob and not worthy my time to search for his posts. When he's done some great things to show us and the world, then I'll spend some attention on him. :cool:
From Biju:
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NoHero wz just joking.. i think we both were a bit hard on him. Sorry NoHero.
Nah, he's barely 17 and needs to learn the hard ways of the world. Reality is harsh, and look at the way those busturds play office politics in corporations. Makes me sick and wanna bash their heads with large, over-sized wine bottles, really.
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Oh,no, thanks..maybe u can lend them to someone who is in need of it
OK, since you decline, I'll send 5 DVDs to the Chief and 2 DVDs to Deniz in the Land-Down-Under. He needs them, after all.......been watching too much kangaroos over there. :cool:
From Cherish:
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If you think GG is too old for NoHero, then why are you trying to match me with him? I'm a year older than GG!! (that makes me 27, btw).
Er-hem! It doesn't matter really. We gotta bend the rules sometimes, every now and then. It depends. For example, in the army, you would think that these guys are all about law and nothing else. U're wrong, because even these tough army nuts make exceptions for certain people. Some guys can actually get away without punishment if they did something wrong.
For your case, I sense your undying love for our 16-year old friend here. I will not hesistate to do whatever in my power to bring the two of you love birds together. I promise. Just remember to invite me to your wedding dinner next time, k? By the way, where will the wedding be held? In the USA? Or in Hawaii?(Northern Marianna Islands)
Also, I wanna be the god-dad of your kid next time, k?
Thanks Cherish!
From Rob:
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I've dated models from Victoria Secrets, and Swimsuit rags. They were goddesses, which is nice to look at, but like goddesses, they demand to be worshipped as one and demand sacrifices (great monetary, as well as one's own individuality) as the goddesses demanded, and including some cases your soul!
Actually, those models from V. Secrets etc. have awesome bodies, but look carefully and u can see that their faces ain't good enough to be classified under the Goddess category. Like Claudia Schiffer and Gisele Bundchen, for example. These two fall into the Queens category at most. Oh yes, Maria Sharapova also falls under the Queens category.
Girls like Jennifer Anniston would fall into the very high-end of the Queens category, almost reaching the Goddess category, but because Anniston's figure ain't that great, she falls short of a little bit.
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I've set my sights slightly lower these days going for the Princesses/Queens and Commons who are a bit more human in personality and demeanor.
Yeah, same here. I'm not looking at those girls in the Queens or goddess category. The most I would go is Princess types, because I want a normal and happy life with a slightly-above-average/ordinary pretty girl. I would be a really happy and contented man then. :)
I can tell you, though......lots of girls who're in the Queens and Goddesses category have abnormal lives and the way they think is rather psycho too, if you know them well enough. Some higher-end girls in the Princess category already have this kinda perception of the world. It's twisted and they get mad at those guys who don't kiss up to them.
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NoHero : Let me guess too... Queen of Britian?
Tom Frohman : I'll guess Julia Child
Biju : So its obviously not an old lady or a celebrity... it should be somebody else. Xeon, are you talking about any Norse Mythology over here??? And yeah... I wonder whoever falls into your "Goddess" category? Let me guess! Is it Venus/Aphrodite?? (yeah, yeah.. I know, a lame joke. But she IS a goddess.)
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No.....not Queen of Britain. She's old and average-looking, and falls into the Commons category, albeit the higher end when she was in her prime.
No.....not Julia Child. She falls into the Warpigs category.
No.....I'm talking about a real human lady, not some Greek or Norse goddess.
Seriously, I really wish to post the pictures here, but......this goddess is no clean goddess. She's in the porn industry......er-hem.
I mean, look. Most porn stars/actresses/models ain't pretty and most would fall into the Princess category at most, but this one is different.
Really wish I could post the pic here, but....ok. If I could get 5 votes of agreement/support here for me to post the picture, I will do it.
To the Chief:
If I really post it, I will just post the face. No nudity, no body, no nothing. Just the face.
For those who really wanna see all, just PM me.
Good day,
Xeon.
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What Xeon says is wholly true!
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Ok.. i want to see the face.. guys.. comeon vote!
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Damm, I guess this is where all the action is!
Hey Y'all,
I'm a noob here, just stopping in to say hi.
Am I the last post now??? ....and what do I win???
Mike
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The first prize winner gets to listen to 7 straight days of Yanni.
You need to provide your own Yanni CD's.
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Originally Posted by Maddog69
Damm, I guess this is where all the action is!
Hey Y'all,
I'm a noob here, just stopping in to say hi.
Am I the last post now??? ....and what do I win???
Mike
Oh.. i'm getting sick of people saying that they won... Ther is no winning this thread... its jst impossible! Refer here for more details
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Xeon, another vote here. I'm curious to see her face.
// Northern Mariana Islands (NMI)... is approx. 8 hours away from Hawaii. If you have a map, we're on the west of Hawaii and much more closer to Philippines, Japan, Singapore (3 hours away). Just a lil info. :D
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From Cherish:
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Xeon, another vote here. I'm curious to see her face.
I knew it. Girls are real catty about other girls. :rolleyes:
Notice how they're always eyeing each other in the bus and other public places to compare themselves with others. :rolleyes:
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// Northern Mariana Islands (NMI)... is approx. 8 hours away from Hawaii. If you have a map, we're on the west of Hawaii and much more closer to Philippines, Japan, Singapore (3 hours away). Just a lil info.
By the way, why do u have to put // in front of these sentences? Are you MrRee? Cos' he has this habit too???!!!
Anyway, whoa......NMI....is it a country? Or just a tiny island isolated by itself? Are you under the Philippines government? US government? Japan's?
Anyway, guys........we've three votes here! One from Cherish(gotta listen to girls) and Biju Abraham. I've also got one vote from someone who sent me a request in a PM, but I won't mention his name here.
Thus.......we got 3! 2 more and I'll post it here already.
For those of you who wanna maintain your professional image like Gabriel and Tom Frohman or the Chief, simply register under a new user ID and send me a PM, if you're totally shy.
2 more to go, 2 more to go! :D:D
Good day,
Xeon.
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Heres my vote.
Im skeptical of all this I date Models stuff at best.
I want to see some proof.
Mike
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Originally Posted by Maddog69
Im skeptical of all this I date Models stuff at best.
Mike
Tom wonders if this is that weird Australian language?
Of course we all date Models stuff at best???
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Here's my vote!
I don't believe you Xeon, I'd like you to prove me wrong... ;)
of course, We can get pictures of anybody and post them here saying we know/are dating/are related to... The picture I'd like to see are you and your girl together! :D
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Originally Posted by gurleygirl
of course, We can get pictures of anybody and post them here saying we know/are dating/are related to... The picture I'd like to see are you and your girl together! :D
LOL!!
And if anyone does post a pic, dont forget to photoshop the page # out of your girls picture!!
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Ok....Ill start it.
Here is a pic of me and my ex-girlfriend at some awards show.
We hooked up because the glamourous life of her multi-millionaire actor ex-boyfried wasn't good enough for her, so she upgraded to me, a software developer.
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Ok Xeon, you got the votes u need.... 1 hidden guy, che_rish, me, maddog and gurley
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From SoulDog's cousin, MadDog:
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Heres my vote.
Im skeptical of all this I date Models stuff at best.
I want to see some proof.
and.......
From GG:
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of course, We can get pictures of anybody and post them here saying we know/are dating/are related to... The picture I'd like to see are you and your girl together!
By the way, don't get me wrong, though. I never said I dated that goddess or anything. I just happened to chance upon the pic of her.
So, you guys will just see a solo pic of her, not "us". :p
From Biju:
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Ok Xeon, you got the votes u need.... 1 hidden guy, che_rish, me, maddog and gurley
Ok, set! The time now is Thu 9:43 PM, St. Louis, USA time.
I'll wait until Fri 9:43 AM, St. Louis, USA time.
This is to give some leeway to the moderators/the Chief in case they choose to oppose me. Below is my lawyer's letter :
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To Head, Admins, Moderators(all levels) and members of CodeGuru.com:
This legal draft is to declare, confirm and clarify that my client, Xeon, will be posting 1 picture(*.jpg) and 1 video clip at, very possibly after, Fri 9:43 AM, St. Louis, USA time.
The International Watchdog of Members Welfare Treatment Society certifies on my client's behalf that the picture to be posted DOES NOT contain any nudity, advertising, violence or criminal act of any kind.
The video clip to be posted too, DOES NOT contain any form, kind or type of nudity, advertising, violence or criminal act of any kind too.
Both the picture and video clip are known to be in the public domain and can thus be distributed freely by my client for his personal/non-profit use, as long as they're not sold for profits or any commercial gain. The original creator of these media will be credited appropriately via CodeGuru private messages.
I understand, on behalf of my client that, should there BE NO OPPOSITION from anyone, be it the CodeGuru Admin, Moderators or members before Fri 9:43 AM, St. Louis, USA time, my client will post BOTH the picture and the video clip in this thread, under the user name Xeon.
My client has the right to sue, and seek damages and compensation in US$(millions, but not limited to), should the CodeGuru Admin, Moderators or members accuse him of doing illegal things after Fri 9:43 AM, St. Louis, USA time, if they did not oppose him before the above-mentioned state time.
By law and judges,
Senior Barrister Henry T. Williams,
Henry & Missy Law Firm
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So, guys.......wait till Fri 9:43 AM, St. Louis, USA. If no one opposes within this stated time frame, I'll post.
Keep your flies on. :cool:
Good day,
Xeon.
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Originally Posted by Xeon
If no one opposes within this stated time frame, I'll post.
I OPPOSE!
:p
because I can :p
nah, just kidding dude. I dont even know what your posting. Better not be another slap game. My eyes still hurt from that.
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Ok, set! The time now is Thu 9:43 PM, St. Louis, USA time.
I'll wait until Fri 9:43 AM, St. Louis, USA time.
This is to give some leeway to the moderators/the Chief in case they choose to oppose me. Below is my lawyer's letter :
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To Head, Admins, Moderators(all levels) and members of CodeGuru.com:
This legal draft is to declare, confirm and clarify that my client, Xeon, will be posting 1 picture(*.jpg) and 1 video clip at, very possibly after, Fri 9:43 AM, St. Louis, USA time.
The International Watchdog of Members Welfare Treatment Society certifies on my client's behalf that the picture to be posted DOES NOT contain any nudity, advertising, violence or criminal act of any kind.
The video clip to be posted too, DOES NOT contain any form, kind or type of nudity, advertising, violence or criminal act of any kind too.
Both the picture and video clip are known to be in the public domain and can thus be distributed freely by my client for his personal/non-profit use, as long as they're not sold for profits or any commercial gain. The original creator of these media will be credited appropriately via CodeGuru private messages.
I understand, on behalf of my client that, should there BE NO OPPOSITION from anyone, be it the CodeGuru Admin, Moderators or members before Fri 9:43 AM, St. Louis, USA time, my client will post BOTH the picture and the video clip in this thread, under the user name Xeon.
My client has the right to sue, and seek damages and compensation in US$(millions, but not limited to), should the CodeGuru Admin, Moderators or members accuse him of doing illegal things after Fri 9:43 AM, St. Louis, USA time, if they did not oppose him before the above-mentioned state time.
By law and judges,
Senior Barrister Henry T. Williams,
Henry & Missy Law Firm
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So, guys.......wait till Fri 9:43 AM, St. Louis, USA. If no one opposes within this stated time frame, I'll post.
Keep your flies on. :cool:
Good day,
Xeon.
St Louis?
There aren't any Barristers in St Louis.
And who would want to see a picture of your lawyer anyways?
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From Deniz:
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nah, just kidding dude. I dont even know what your posting. Better not be another slap game. My eyes still hurt from that.
Huh, but you're a guy, right? Maybe your eyes got too excited when you played that Whack-the-Sac game. :D
No no.....I assure you....I'm gonna post real pics of a real goddess, not some freaking crap or some funny sheet like all these other guys here.
Nor am I gonna act cute like a certain Tom and post some squirrel crap, or dog pictures etc.
From A Certain Tom:
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St Louis? There aren't any Barristers in St Louis.
Since when have I said my lawyer is from St. Louis? I use St. Louis time as a standard cos' it's in Missouri(MO), and MO is considered somewhere in the middle of the US, thus St. Louis time can be said as a rough average time for all the time difference across the US.
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And who would want to see a picture of your lawyer anyways?
Very funny. U should participate in the Funniest Poster Thread if you haven't already. U might win a trophy back home to show your squirrels and dogs.
Now, go read my post carefully and see what we're discussing about. We're all talking about the different categories of girls' looks, namely classifying them under the Ogres, Warpigs, Commons, Princesses, Queens and Goddesses category. Then, we were talking about how great and gorgeous this one and only goddess is.
Like I said, stop playing with squirrels so much. Fancy you.....a grown man already and still.....the fur of the squirrels must have clouded your mind and blinded your vision, that's why.
The time is getting closer now.....no opposition? Good, then I'll post tomorrow.
For those who wanna oppose, you're welcomed, but don't come crying to Daddy Xeon if the rest of the enthusiastic members lambast and blast you here.
Good day,
Xeon.
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Hey You forgot I want to see too!
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From Biju Goodboy:
She's not a girl, she's SolarFlare in disguise. Gross indeed.
Anyway, this girl-boy means that the guy got a swift kick in his nuts, or rather, a swift kick right in his baby-producing balls. Real sad. Next time a girl tries that, grab her legs and do a WWE aerial-wrestling slam on her to show her what a man is. We ain't gotta give no buu-sheet to girls who are really boys in disguise. Gross.
Good day,
Xeon.
I'm a girl.
A bread basket is your stomach, belly, tummy, gut...
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Hey You forgot I want to see too!
Good. Now, we've 6 votes. More than enough. Thank you for your support. Coming tomorrow, kid. Coming tomorrow.
Tell your wife you ain't gonna have the energy tomorrow's night, cos' you'll be seeing a real goddess. A REAL GODDESS.
Also, I forgot to mention. For a girl to fall into the Goddess category, she cannot have any kind of baby-face, cannot be cute-looking(even if she's very gorgeous) and she needs to have that grown-up and haughty look(very very important).
Also, thank you for explaining your stand and gender, GG. Whether you're a girl or boy depends on how well you treat me, or whether you make me happy or not.
If you pees me off, u're a real man. If you make me happy, you're a real cute girl.
Depends on where you want your future to go. :cool:
Good day,
Xeon.
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Im confused here....whats all the big deal about posting a picture of someones face??? Needing votes and a lawyers note?
I am missing the point.........JUST POST IT ALREADY.
BTW Xeon, sorry about not believing you, I thought you said you were dating her, but you clearly stated that you just thought she was a goddess.
My bad.
It was that other guy who was bragging about victoria secret models and such
POST SOME PICS DUDE!!!!
Mike
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Im confused here....whats all the big deal about posting a picture of someones face???
Not just a picture, but a full-blown clip + 5 pictures. Without nudity, of course. And it's a really gorgeous girl with the right height, the most attractive hairstyle, the most illuminous hair color, the sexiest nose and the best godly of eyes and the most sought-after mouth and skin complexion. Not to mention the figure and all. It's.....it has no equal in this world, just know that.
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Needing votes and a lawyers note? I am missing the point.........JUST POST IT ALREADY.
I CAN'T, fool. Why? Getting moist somewhere? The Chief is famous for banning me, so, just to play safe, I need to take all these safety measures. Again, if no one opposes this, I'll post tomorrow.
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BTW Xeon, sorry about not believing you, I thought you said you were dating her, but you clearly stated that you just thought she was a goddess.
It was that other guy who was bragging about victoria secret models and such
That other guy who was bragging about himself dating V. Secret models is Rob McV, I think. Me and him were talking about how most gorgeous girls have difficult personalities etc, but no. I didn't date no models, please. :cool:
Regarding that goddess, it's one particular girl who falls into the category. Nothing to do with dating.
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POST SOME PICS DUDE!!!!
First, wait till tomorrow. In the meantime, those of you who don't have Windows XP had better go download WinZip now. The package is around 980 KB and comes in *.zip format.
Good day,
Xeon.
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Like I said......
Xeon, sorry, I am new here and didnt understand the whoop-dee-doo about posting the pics. I was unaware that you might get banned.
Again, Im not trying to be a jerk at all.
Then to that other dude......lets see some pics (proof) of your girl!
Mike
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Xeon, sorry, I am new here and didnt understand the whoop-dee-doo about posting the pics. I was unaware that you might get banned.
Again, Im not trying to be a jerk at all.
Nah, it's ok. Anyway, if you're posting funny pics/animal pics here, it's ok. The only thing is : if it's serious girl-related pics and the poster happens to be Xeon, these moderators will be very cynical and sceptical. :)
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Then to that other dude......lets see some pics (proof) of your girl!
Nah, I doubt he has. Those V. Secret models and the modelling companies they belong to probably will sue him for copyright infringement.(posting pictures of their models without permission :D)
Howdy, mate.
Xeon.
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Besides, my ex-girlfriends, are just that EX, I would prefer not dredging up old memories which for the most part were not very nice. The only pic I had of her was an old print. My own personal life is mine, and theirs is theirs, I will not expose them to a forum. :mad:
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Besides, my ex-girlfriends, are just that EX, I would prefer not dredging up old memories which for the most part were not very nice. The only pic I had of her was an old print. My own personal life is mine, and theirs is theirs, I will not expose them to a forum.
Cool down, pal! Yes, yes. We all understand. It's just natural : human privacy. If it's me, I wouldn't even post the pics here.
It's late now, go to bed, guys. The goddess meets you tomorrow. :)
Good day,
Xeon.
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Nah, I doubt he has. Those V. Secret models and the modelling companies they belong to probably will sue him for copyright infringement.(posting pictures of their models without permission
Well that would be a convinient excuse, and one that I expect to hear.
So if they go to there parents anniversary party, and want to pose with them.....they cant be in a picture??? What about thier wedding???
It would only be copyright infringement if they were wearing the clothes they get paid to model in the pic. Not the person themselves. Im also sure that the modelling companies will not be visiting the codeguru forums either to see that pic.
Do you really think us software devs can date a girl like that.
No, me niether.
Mike