today, i am tired and bored...true!
from mon to fri, i have to listen to sevearl extremely GREEDY monsters trying to keep me away from their main food. On Sat and Sun, no one around.
I shouldn't have been saying hat i am bored ? right ?
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today, i am tired and bored...true!
from mon to fri, i have to listen to sevearl extremely GREEDY monsters trying to keep me away from their main food. On Sat and Sun, no one around.
I shouldn't have been saying hat i am bored ? right ?
at first, I thought ur kinda numb...so I give you the numb test...and now u can't understand, then i feel I am the one who numb...and the numb is just the sign for number...the number is the person who is numb..so the 'eight' and 'one' are numbers and they(one and eight) are all numb...and the best numb is numbest...Quote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
do your brain feel numb now?...I can't explain anymore about the test's answer because it against the exam policy...do some research, numb...
that was your best try, eh?...guilty as it charged...your best trial is against you...the brain test failed...but I dunno about ur brain:p...the answer is -> a dog peeing...the reason, find it yourself...or maybe I must give you a lighter test so that you can graduate fast..:DQuote:
Heavy water???? Is that right?? :D ..I tried my best...
and you are a programming mechanic?:rolleyes:..or a mechanical programmer?...:rolleyes:..or a mechanic that loves to program to be a good programmer in mechanical?...now my head feel numb..
and Xeon is actually following Simon666 to a place that he always wish for..:rolleyes:..you can reach him at a toll-free line: 666-666 666..
to grabbler: you DO have a lot of wishes.....:)..
EDIT: [because you wish 'teh' will become 'the']<---this is my explanation, otherwise people can't ubderstand my numb head..:D..don't get mad
//next week is my last week of internship...free at last...if anyone want to condemn me, do it fast while the stock last...no more 'foruming' for me after that:D:D...:LMAO:...
//"I tried so hard too hard to try, hardly tried - Butterfingers"
uhmmm.... (:confused: )
lets look at your second post in this page and you can understand :D ...Quote:
Originally Posted by grabbler
//I hope i didn't make you change your sweet signature...now you had no wish.. :sick:
//i really have to put "just kidding' or "i'm the cacophony" to my signature...just waiting another mistake I'll make.. :(
note to self - proof read postings... I meant "Mile" with an "I"... :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
So anyway, I found this link. It's as boring as a link can get. And this being the boring thread I thought it would be most appropriate.
More boringness:
A directory of dull things
Quote:
Watch Paint Dry
What's more boring than watching lights turn on and off? Watching paint dry, of course, and that's what 2001 Turner Prize winner Martin Creed wants you to do as part of his latest entry in the prestigious British art competition.......
From Ree:
Nah, we're all Chinese by race, but most of the culture and daily living are very different. The current generation(0 years old to 40 years old) are more like 80%-Western-type + 20%-Chinese-type. Besides, not all Singapornreans are Chinese by race. There's Indians, Malays and Eurasians, and recently, we've a wave of Caucasian expats.Quote:
they didn't use the chopstick there?...or they speak Singlish
Most of our festivals and holidays are brought here from China, Malaysia, India and mainly Britain eons ago.
From Exterminator:
I can't believe that some kid here is so darn smart....a lot smarter than folks with 25+ years of Visual C++ programming experience!Quote:
OOOOooooo.....Xeon's banned...(thinking - and the boring thread is boring again
Hey Exterminator....u've a good future, you know! Like the wise old men once said "Choose a good leader and you'll lead a good life". :cool:
Now, this kid is under my protection for just this one single line he said. Period.
From Ree:
Wow phew.....it's so tiring, Ree pal! I'm done with those folks, Ree! Your turn next. Now, I gotta pull up my pa..... :thumb:Quote:
Xeon is actually following Simon666 to a place that he always wish for....you can reach him at a toll-free line: 666-666 666
G' day, mates.
Xeon.
Nice...thanks... just dont get me banned with urself this time :D ..I really like codeguru... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
chopstick in your right hand, fork in your left hand while eating beef steak noodles...:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xenu
I have no time left...2 days left for me to be freed...no more talking to 2D people when I feel bored...I just go to 3D people, rather 3D chicks..I'll visit Codeguru for the serious occasion(programming stuff) next time...freeeeedommm... :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:Quote:
Wow phew.....it's so tiring, Ree pal! I'm done with those folks, Ree! Your turn next. Now, I gotta pull up my pa.....
@exterminator: last test before I go...if lions will become goats, and goats will become fishes, fishes will become _____what?...this is an easy one.. :)
//good bye folks...take care...your Rats will never be your pest again... :eek:
Aaawe man...spare me ...plz plzz... :cry: :cry: :cry: ...well, one wild guess - McREE ? (read Makdi - thats the hindi of a 'she-spider', spiderwoman.) :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
heh:D...I don't know what to say...you got it wrong again: fish will become plenty, man...Quote:
Originally Posted by exterminator
Makdi = spiderwoman?...cool:cool::D
but for me, Makdi = McD = fast food:D
//my last song here:
"there is no way I'm heading,
there is no point on staying,
my bag is packed I gotta be on my way,
farewell, farewell,farewell"
- "farewell"- Carburater Dung
//take care...2 days left... :thumb:
Since you're leaving, McRee, no point for me to reply to your posts. :cool:
Have a nice day, good luck with your life......and 3D virtual-reality chicks. :rolleyes::cool:
Being your gay friend, I dedicate a song to bid you farewell.
Auld Lang Syne
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup of kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!
And surely ye'll be your pint-stowp,
And surely I'll be mine,
And we'll tak a cup o kindness yet,
For auld lang syne!
We twa hae run about the braes,
And pou'd the gowans fine,
But we've wander'd monie a weary fit,
Sin auld lang syne.
We twa hae paidl'd in the burn
Frae morning sun till dine,
But seas between us braid hae roar'd
Sin auld lang syne.
And there's a hand my trusty fiere,
And gie's a hand o thine,
And we'll tak a right guid-willie waught,
For auld lang syne
Bye!
Xeon. :wave:
If you can play quicktime movies, here is a cute video of my dog Rose playing tug of war with her buddy Ollie.
The Referee
25 years with C++ :eek: , as I know C++ was created maximum 20 years agoQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
you're still didn't recover from the VR stuff huh....3D real-reality chicks I talking about...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
but what the heck is your song?...too 'cowboyish' for me...hard to interpret..but anyway, goodbye ...dont knock your head like this-> :wave: ..it's :thumbd:
//tomorow is my day.... :thumb:
I'm mad as he** and I'm not going to take it anymore!
From Squirrel-Lord:
Why? Because no one gives a sheet to you and there's zero downloads for your dog videos?Quote:
I'm mad as he** and I'm not going to take it anymore!
Now, son.......you gotta know that this world is not just about you and your pets, k? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Good day,
Xeon.
No, it is because I end up having to read your silly a** posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
This may be the boring thread but you, Xeon, are being boring above and beyond the call of duty.
we should use enviromental hard language like lemon, apple etc.. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
To be more hard...Quote:
This may be the boring thread but you, Xeon, are being boring above and beyond the call of duty.
Lemonade!...this is the yam boring thread but you, Noex, are being so appling above and graping beyond the call of banana duty...
:D:D...adios papaya ...
Tom, do you have any other names ? you sound noble with that avatar and smooth light skin you have i guess.
I really wish I would never have said that...
ruh roh.Quote:
Originally Posted by grabbler
I am sometimes called "Emperor of the Known Universe"
Other names:
Bob
The Being Greater Than The Greatest That Can Be Imagined
Hey! Squid Brains
Murphy
Though we have never been photographed together, I am not Mick.
(Smooth Light Skin????) Hmmm
If it is possible, this is getting too weird for even me.
From Squirrel God(my foot! :mad: ):
Such hostility to your once ally. How can you, Tom? On the other hand, you gave yourself away. U were the one who complained to Brad, eh? But let's not be childish in this. Remember : before I left this forum some time ago, u were one of my buddies here, with Elrond and MiCk. And now this? What the darn? Which noob has brain-washed you? Which noob here has chased Elrond away? Which noob here has discouraged MiCk from posting? I would love to meet this noob.Quote:
No, it is because I end up having to read your silly a** posts.
This may be the boring thread but you, Xeon, are being boring above and beyond the call of duty.
By the way, Tom....if you don't wake up your ideas, I'll send you posters of cute squirrels being attacked by hunting dogs, cute squirrels being hanged by their tails waiting to be made into stew at those Chinese food stalls, and cute squirrels being peeled off their fur to make goody-cute handbags for girls.....in order to traumatize you. Do not........force.....ME.
From Ree:
Stop handling and fiddling with your own banana, pal! What u doing? This is CodeGuru......it's not for adult-behavior here!Quote:
Lemonade!...this is the yam boring thread but you, Noex, are being so appling above and graping beyond the call of banana duty
From Squrriel God(my foot! :mad: ):
I'll tell u.....Tom...your other aliases, names and kennings are :Quote:
I am sometimes called "Emperor of the Known Universe"
Other names:
Bob
The Being Greater Than The Greatest That Can Be Imagined
Hey! Squid Brains
Murphy
1) The One who serve squirrels
2) The Pet Caretaker
3) The Back-stabber
4) Xeon's Imp
5) King of Complaints
6) Mr. Grouchy
7) The Grumpy Man with the hat
and to make you happy a little.........
8) The Lord of Squirrels
During my army days, I saw a dead squirrel being run over by some vans on the road and all the intestines splurted out. I should have taken some close-up shots of it and e-mail them to you everytime you mess up with me.
Good day, gentlemen. We need no war. :cool:
Xeon.
Complain to Brad?? It wasn't me. At least not in the last year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Maybe it is time to start.
Booorrring.
I'm bored outta my gourd today.
Get a hobby... maybe you could try to reverse engineer the coffee mug, and discover it true roots.
In order to get a coffee cup to grow, you first have to get a cup to mature. You do this by taping antenas to the bottom of the cup and placing the cup into an ice chest with Humpty Dumpty. Since cups grow quickly, it should be mature in a couple hours. Take the cup out and throw it against the wall. The pieces will magically form into two new cups. People, who have tried this, say it is quiet a unique experience.
There is a website that suits the situation.... guess what?? Bored.com
Instead of an ice chest use liquid nitrogen. Even better a rubber ball in liquid nitrogen.Quote:
Originally Posted by binarybob0001
May be we could come up with 101 industrial uses for ear wax.Quote:
Get a hobby... maybe you could try to reverse engineer the coffee mug, and discover it true roots.
Ear wax use #1) Houseplant fertilizer :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
//My little ivy here is looking pretty pathetic... maybe it's just wishful thinking.
My lawn has died and crabgrass has replaced the whole front strip.Quote:
Originally Posted by gurleygirl
Maybe it can kill crabgrass.
Super!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Ear wax use #2) Crabgrass killer!
I'll bet a bullet couldn't penetrate 100 feet of ear wax (or peanut butter for that matter) we could develop armour for people and tanks made out of ear wax or peanut butter. One problem with wearing a jacket with 100 feet of peanut butter on it is that it would attract flies. We'll have to work on that.
The development stage could be tricky.
Hm.. what abt poison those butter.. so that the flies which get attracte die off.. and the world could get rid off overpopulated fly communityQuote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
I'm at work and the da mn internal network is down. Only internet is working. So i browsed the codeguru forums, but that's done now and now i'm bored... i guess i'm gonna browse some more :wave:
and there's #3!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Frohman
Mick is Love...
Free Mick...
Attica...Attica...Attica
I though they called him Willy?...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
:sick:
hi Mickey :wave:
Free dimmys country...Quote:
Originally Posted by dimm_coder
Dimmys country is Love...
Free dimmys country...
Attica...Attica...Attica
/Opps...those are not Democrats talking points
Ok, i'm giving you a template so you can take your favourite dictionary and sing your mantra substituting each word one by one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mick
blabla is Love...
Free blabla...
Attica... Attica... Attica
it's boring though and I wanna sleep :sick:
well I feel asleep programming and woke up to see that windows had installed
updates and restarted my computer. there goes a few hours of work...
**** why am I always lazy about saving.
/automatic updates you better ask first you sloppy stupid mother****er
get a bank account and put your savings into it. or buy stocks or bonds.. umm there are so many ways so don't be so lazy :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by souldog
Quote:
Originally Posted by souldog
are you crazy??? turn that poop off...
/windoze updates...yea...
My last week:
Customer: Do it this way..
Tom: Ok, I did it that way.
Customer: No, that's wrong. Do it this way instead.
Tom: Ok, I did it that way.
Customer: No that doesn't work. Do it this way.
Tom: Ok, I did it that way.
Customer: No, that's wrong. Do it this way instead.
Tom: Ok, I did it that way.
Customer: No that doesn't work. Do it this way.
Tom: Ok, I did it that way.
Customer: No, that's wrong. Do it this way instead.
........
It doesn't get any better than this.....
http://home.earthlink.net/~tfrohman/...res/dacats.jpg
A picture of our new cats: Granny Weatherwax and Minerva.
Wow... they are cute :)... I love them :thumb:
arrgggghhh... another long weekkkk of waiting for a day to end... such a waste of time.......
I was bored a bit, as can be seen from my little posting spree below :D
Oh yeah, I've noticed this posting spree of yours... ;)
where have all the good man gone
and where are all the gods
isnt there a white knight upon a fiery steed
late at night i toss and i turn and i dream of what i need
I need a hero
am holding out for a hero till the end of the night
hes got to be strong and hes to fresh from a fight...