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Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
Relax dude! Dont get so upset. I just wanted to see some pics of them.
No harm meant. If in fact you arent making this us, then I would be a little jealous and want to live vicariously through you. But as of now, I dont buy it one bit.
Mike
Listen Maddog,
You probably don't believe I race Porsches in PCA and SCCA events, here and attend racing schols throughout Europe either, but I do, or have an nice 28' Power boat. Some people can have interesting lives and live outside the digital world. All you have to do is go out and make the opportunity. Since I am in NY you get to meet alot of cool people and to get to know them and hang about with them just takes a nice hello, and not being so synical. I realize that my lifestyle may seem odd for a mere programmer, but hey there is always the 99th percentile rule! Like I said I live life somewhere on the edge!
From M-Dog:
Hate to say this, but you never know. It depends all on the circumstances and some luck, see.Quote:
Do you really think us software devs can date a girl like that.
No, me niether.
Haven't there been cases of very pretty girls dating average-looking and not-rich guys? U really gotta see in the streets. Pretty girls with average and even, ugly-looking guys.
U seldom see handsome guys with ugly girls. :)
Also, you really shouldn't treat those models as if they're God or something. I can tell you, frankly, most guys WILL NOT be happy when they have finally got a beautiful Victoria Secret model for his girlfriend.
Why? Because these girls are too pretty. Lots of guys, horny or not, will hit on them every darning chance they've got. This alone will drive the relationship into a thorny and stormy path, and while the model herself will be flattered, her poor boyfriend will go crazy.
Like I said, it's no big deal to date pretty models. All u need is cold hard cash. Look at Rob McV. He can get himself a V. Secret model to be his girlfriend for a couple of weeks/or a few weeks if he throws all his life savings at her.
To me, though, and I'm sure to any man out there.......the hardest challenge is to find the girl who really loves you, and whom you really love. It's very hard, I tell you.
Several weeks ago, I approached a very pretty schoolgirl(in college) at a train station. I'm not kidding......I've no pics to prove this, but I just went up and ask for her phone number. Why? Cos' she was so pretty that she stunned me, and this is only a chance I've got.
I said hi to her, and after some small talk, she gave it to me.
After some correspondence with her via e-mail too, I realized that she's very petty, very spoilt and treats herself like some real goddess.
She couldn't take jokes well. I hate that, so I gave up the idea of making her my girl. :rolleyes:
I've known lots of stories where the pretty girls just screws up the guy's life, trust me. It's no big deal. Both Rob McV and me agreed on one thing :
We just want a pleasant/nice-looking girl with no personality problem, and one that's really ordinary and normal, and one whom we love and whom love us back. :)
By the way, if you guys really want a eBook to chase models and very gorgeous girls, mail me. I've got the eBook last month via some site. :):D
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Good day,
Xeon.
Thanks Xeon, you summed it up perfectly.
Whoops... really? Well... I can't say that from my last two one's... Thanks Xeon, now I know what I have made wrong :p :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Aint that the truth!!! And how does someone do it on a software devs salary?!?!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
yea, and it could happen. One of us might actually get the chance to date a model. It sure as **** aint me!!!! LOL!!!
Honestly, I dont really care. But the more people brag, the less I believe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob McVicar
How old are you, if you dont mind me asking? Early 20's??
Mike
From M-Dog:
Nah, I mentioned "life savings". So, that's definetly more than a month of a software developers salary. There's tens of thousands of pretty models in this world. Surely at least one of them would be willing to receive lots of money in exchange of being a girlfriend to a normal guy(for a couple of weeks)? :)Quote:
Aint that the truth!!! And how does someone do it on a software devs salary?!?!?!?
And I think Rob should be aged between 25 - 31. :)
And also.....for those of you folks who wanna see that ONE GIRL who falls into the Goddess category,......read below.
Like I said before, girls are classifiable into many categories according to their looks. The lowest and worst category is the Ogres, followed by Warpigs, followed by Commons, followed by Princesses, followed by Queens, followed by Goddesses.
Even celebrities as pretty as Nicole Kidman would fall under the Queens category at most, because her figure at that good, and while she's stunningly pretty, she doesn't have the "out-of-this-world" face.
So, what kinda girl falls into the Goddess category? It's a girl who has has the best of hairstyles, the best of haircolor, the best of eyes, the best of nose, the best of ears, the best of mouths, the best of lips, the best of eye lashes, the best of eyebrows, the best of figure and the best of looks.
Ohter than that, a girl who falls into the Goddess category should also have that indifferent aura, that "so-different-from-others" attitude.
This sole attribute is very very crucial for her to make it into this holy category.
Goddesses must also be tall but not too tall, slim but not too slim. Last of all, she MAY NOT be the prettiest of all the girls in this world, but everyone will more than acknowledge that she is the most gorgeous of all girls.
It is because of this X-Factor that she is classified as a goddess. This is why even the prettiest girl you've ever seen is classified as a Princess at most.
Having said that, go to : http://www.norse-myths.com/Goddess-Pics-Clip.zip
U need WinZip to open it, or Windows XP to view it. There is NO VIRUS or porn in these pics and clips.
When you view the clip, observe the way the girl sits and shakes her head. That's called sleek, gracious, elegant and more-than-womanly.
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Good day,
Xeon.
How true is the saying "Beauty lies on the eyes of the beholder"... she doesn't look so good to me.
EDIT: Seems like this thread has suddenly died... no one has any openion abt the girl? or did u people start worshipping her?
DittoQuote:
Originally Posted by bijuabrahamp
From Biju and Tom:
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How true is the saying "Beauty lies on the eyes of the beholder"... she doesn't look so good to me.
U're an idiot, Biju!!!! I mean, if squirrel man says she's ugly, I can understand, cos' he's all about squirrels.........but......YOU ARE A REAL MAN LIKE ME, Biju!!!!! :eek:Quote:
Ditto
Anyway, I'm not gonna waste my time beating the crap and raping the food outta you. All I know, though....is that she has a really special face. Don't you think? It's not those typical blonde cutie/Hollywood actress/pretty girl face. It's real special and so pretty. Maybe girls like her and I are related in my previous life, which is why I always have a special attraction/liking to girls with such faces, even though some fools may say she isn't pretty???!! What the....????!!!! And look at that figure. Where can you find a better one?
Nah. CodeGuru tends to be quieter on Sats, Sun and Mons. It's the way here. :)Quote:
EDIT: Seems like this thread has suddenly died... no one has any openion abt the girl? or did u people start worshipping her?
However, a few are already praying to her, though. :cool:
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Good day,
Xeon.
your an childish idiot yourselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
The One
From Kill Noob:
You mugging little pasturd. Since when did I offend you, kid? With less than 182 posts in your briefs, you dare to talk to me like this?Quote:
your an childish idiot yourself
My dear pals......what did I do wrong?
I hope you're just kidding, sonny...because if you're not......then what you need to do NOW is to.....
1) Get some air tickets and re-locate all the female members of your family to a place I'll never find
2) Tell your daddy not to come home late every night. The alleys ain't safe, bro.
3) Make good use of your sausage and double-fishballs while you still have the chance.
4) Rent some DVDs to last you for months, because it may be quite boring on the hospital bed, you know.
5) See that beautiful sunset while you still can. Enjoy it. You may not see such a beautiful art by nature....again.
6) Have a girlfriend? Good for you, bro! You know the hotline number of the Counselling for Abused Girls center?
7) Beers are handy and they help to drown sorrows. You may need some, starting from tomorrow.
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Good day, my achievement-challenged friend,
Xeon.
oh i mscared now.... with your uber spam posts!! w00t you go girl!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
child
Relax everyone!!!
Why is everyone so uptight here?? Sheeesh!
This thread went from imaginary girlfriends, to people fighting over someones opinion of an imaginary girlfriend. Its just sad people(Kanker Noob).
Kanker sore, quit being so ridiculous, and no l33t speak here.
Cant we all just get along?
PS. Xeon - Not a bad goddess at all. It was hard to see her body though.
Mike
The time has come for me to add Xeon to my ignore list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
From M-Dog:
It's the summer holidays now and there's heat waves everywhere. Thus, bad tempers, bad sex, bad days and such. :mad:Quote:
Relax everyone!!! Why is everyone so uptight here?? Sheeesh!
Seriously, though.....I wonder what the mug is wrong? Definetly, I'm in no wrong, that's for sure. Say, KankerKid......are you jealous cos' you can't find such awesome pics?Quote:
This thread went from imaginary girlfriends, to people fighting over someones opinion of an imaginary girlfriend. Its just sad people(Kanker Noob).
Thanks Mike.....nah. The body and everything is in the full clip, but er....I didn't post it here cos' it's....nudity. :) But overall, sigh.....real curvy and awesome! Not too big and neither too small either. Not bald and not forest-like either. :) If you want it, do PM me, though. Nothing to be shy about. :cool:Quote:
PS. Xeon - Not a bad goddess at all. It was hard to see her body though.
From Tom:
Is it because you caught me eating a plate of fried squirrels 2 days ago? But it's so delicious, Tom! U really dunno what you've missed. Don't worry, though. I'll e-mail the video to you so that you can swim in your own vomit tonight. Real cool, I say! :DQuote:
The time has come for me to add Xeon to my ignore list.
U don't have a swimming pool, right? That's why. Just the solution. Hold on, pal!
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Good day,
Xeon.
Mick is Love...
Free Mick...
Attica...Attica...Attica
???????????????
What the **** is going on here????
That last post is beyond me. Feel like in a strange movie.
Gents, lets put all of our differences aside and go back to talking about the ladies, or anything else aside from all this virtual *** kicking talk.
Mike
THREAD CLOSED.
Last edited by Chief Moderator Xeon on Wed 12:31:07
Nope the thread is still open :p.
I able to reply thanks to the destructor called by Xeon's closing of the thread. :D :D :D
Xeon tryng to be a Moderator...
he can't even close a thread properly..:p:D
Well... it is sometimes difficult to get used to new powers
From Bean pal:
Hmm.....seems that I didn't close the thread, and there's why there's so many bugs and resource leaks like Mr. Bean(@ line 5089), Max Payne(@ line 8200) and Biju Abraham(@ line 78381). I'll try to fix these bugs soon by using the debugger. :D:DQuote:
Nope the thread is still open . I able to reply thanks to the destructor called by Xeon's closing of the thread.
From Max and Biju:
Indeed. Now that my status here is further given a new boost, I assure all......as long as you cooperate with me, you won't get banned and no thugs will mess up your life.Quote:
Xeon tryng to be a Moderator...
Well... it is sometimes difficult to get used to new powers
You've my word. Remember that guy who keep insulting me and thinking I was nothing but a little pest? That guy who love squirrels? I think his last name is Fro.....Fro what man. Forgot it. Anyway, cops found him in a slave shop in Ethopia yesterday. U folks know who's the mastermind, of course. :cool:
Good day,
Xeon.
What was he doing over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
Tom was busy putting Xeon into his ignore list permanently. Meaning I will never see a word that Xeon posts in the future. Actually that is a nice thought.
From Biju:
Well, according to Yahoo! News, this guy was walking on the streets of Michigan late one night at 2.33 am after some wild, rave party. He was knocked out and got dumped into a truck with all those garbage and ferried all the way via ship to Africa, where he, along with thousands of slaves, work in slave shops manufacturing clothes etc.Quote:
What was he doing over there?
In other words, he gets basic food and plain water everyday, but no wages and no way of escaping, or any other form of communication with the outside world. I heard this is happening every now and then on the streets of Michigan.
From Squirrelman:
Hate to say this, Tom......but.....how can you bear to put me on your ignore list? Just because some clown tried to sow discord between you and me?Quote:
Tom was busy putting Xeon into his ignore list permanently. Meaning I will never see a word that Xeon posts in the future. Actually that is a nice thought
Com'on, Tom! U're a real man and you gotta take jokes like one.
Remember those days back then, when you and I would work until 4 am in the morning, pondering over how to fix the bugs for Adobe's PhotoShop? Com' on, Tom. :o
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Good day,
Xeon.
Geezz, sounds really scary. Got to be aware when one's in Michigan. :-) All of a sudden can turn one into a slave of the UnderWorld.Quote:
Well, according to Yahoo! News, this guy was walking on the streets of Michigan late one night at 2.33 am after some wild, rave party. He was knocked out and got dumped into a truck with all those garbage and ferried all the way via ship to Africa, where he, along with thousands of slaves, work in slave shops manufacturing clothes etc.
In other words, he gets basic food and plain water everyday, but no wages and no way of escaping, or any other form of communication with the outside world. I heard this is happening every now and then on the streets of Michigan.
lol. Seems llike big daddy still remembers the past enjoyable time together with tom soooo much. Tom will see this in BOLD. Dont worry big daddy Xeon, i guess Tom will forgive ya. Just remember to feed tom and jerry lots of goodies.. haha!! ;-PQuote:
Hate to say this, Tom......but.....how can you bear to put me on your ignore list? Just because some clown tried to sow discord between you and me?
Com'on, Tom! U're a real man and you gotta take jokes like one.
Remember those days back then, when you and I would work until 4 am in the morning, pondering over how to fix the bugs for Adobe's PhotoShop? Com' on, Tom.
From CG-Geek:
That's why. Always remember that in life, friends are better than enemies. With friends, who needs enemies, right? :)Quote:
Geezz, sounds really scary. Got to be aware when one's in Michigan. :-) All of a sudden can turn one into a slave of the UnderWorld.
The problem with Tom is that he hasn't met the real evil guys yet. In fact, there's a couple in this forum which I've added to my Ignore list already. The first time in 5 years of my life in CodeGuru. Can you beat that? :DQuote:
i guess Tom will forgive ya. Just remember to feed tom and jerry lots of goodies.. haha!! ;-P
Anyway, thanks for reminding me to feed Tom with lots of goodies.
I took some precious time just now to browse the web and found this marvellous site at http://www.healthysquirrelfood.com
I just hope Tom "Squirrelman" Frohman will like the food, or else I dunno what to do. Hey Tom.......you ain't a picky-eater, right? Remember?
Mommy says you musn't be choosy, so..........EAT YOUR GREENS AND BEANS!!!!! :D
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Good day,
Xeon.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by http://www.healthysquirrelfood.com
Thanks for your interest, Biju! I just hope my Tom loves it, or else I'm not gonna let it out of the cage. The fussy little nut. :mad::mad::mad:
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Good day,
Xeon.
Alright, Im back from a mini vacation, just to see that....
This thread is dying!!! Whats up with that, lets get off the fighting, and back to everyday things, like imaginary girlfriends, football season starting soon, or whatever.
Mike
From M-Dog:
Imaginary girlfriends? Oh my God. Since when are we playing imaginary girlfriends? Either u have one or you don't. Guys who play imaginary girlfriends are really losers! :rolleyes:Quote:
Alright, Im back from a mini vacation, just to see that....
This thread is dying!!! Whats up with that, lets get off the fighting, and back to everyday things, like imaginary girlfriends, football season starting soon, or whatever.
Anyway, if this thread is gonna die, so be it. It's been years already, you know! It started a few years back when guys like Elrond and Gabriel were still around. :)
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Nice day!
Xeon.
????
Football season predictions....
For those of you who care, what do you think of this upcoming season???
Myself being a chargers fan, I dont have that high hopes for them, buthey, you never know.
Mike
I would like to go out on a limb and say the Detroit Lions will be a big disappointment this year. Just like every year for the past 47 years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maddog69
The only major Detroit sports team that hasn't won a championship during my lifetime.
Isn't it a rebuilding year for the Lions? ;)
Sorry, I just couldn't resist. As long as Eli's elbow is okay, I think the Giants could have a good season. Unless, Eli get's caught up in a Sophmore Slump! OTOH, the Bronco's are looking pretty good, too. As long as they put Rice in the #3 spot, and take Watts out. He **STILL** can't hang onto the ball!!!
Viggy
hmm....
LOL!!! Hmmm, I have to remind you about this, huh?? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
Cherish...be quite for a while...
/I wan't to win ;)
No, I told you it was a coincidence.Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
This Thread is under maintenance..you cannot post anymore..
Please come back after a year.. wait, no thats too short.. Please come back after a century..
Regards,
CEO, CodeGuru
Ok
Sure, no problem... :D
Thanks pal...for understanding how much winning means to me :D
Who? Me? Your pal? Awww. Thanks! :D
Whoa.....what do we have here? Cherish and Matthew? That's it, I see now!
I will organize a CodeGuru-styled wedding for you too.
A big-big creamy 5-level cake in the shape of a "C++", and you two will walk around the arch, holding hands while we spray bits of hardcopy computer code over you two. When it comes for the time to exchange rings, you will give each other a CD instead of ring, with the CDs containing your best program that declares your love for each other.
These are just the brief ideas.......more details in future. Have to go now; gonna be very busy discussing with Brad what to throw into the wedding.
God bless you two, may you be happily married forever!
Matthew : Will you marry me, Cherish?
Cherish : For all the love in the world, Matt........I WOULD! I LOVE YOU!
Matthew : Look, huny......from now on, no matter what happens, I'm gonna take real good care of you, k? If I ever am nasty to you, you'll beat me up and I won't hit back, see? Muuuaahhh......a kiss for you there. :blush:
STOP IT, YOU TWO!!!!!!!! Ok, erhm.....bring your mushy talk to the private messages, thanks.
Good day,
Xeon.
Just a small addition to Matthew's last dialogue: "And if anyone - even Xeon - is behaving like a dork and posting stoopid things about us, I will beat him up and drop him in the sub-urbs!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
:wave:
/just joking Xeon :)
/deniz rules
Guys, please.... I'm thinking of becoming a nun someday. ;) :D
// no offense meant to catholic folks around here.
really?...