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Thanks. I did have to look up "Gluckspilz" and "Pate". I had a suspicion of "Gluckspilz" though since I knew that Gluck is Geluk in Dutch and since the guy in the picture also IS lucky to be there. :DQuote:
Wow...Great translation. This is what actually it says....
Well, why don't you call me next time and I'll be happy to "stunt-double" for you. I'll sacrifice myself for you, buddy. :DQuote:
It was really hard, you can see it on the image
Of course, you will be added to my double list :DQuote:
Originally posted by Simon666
Well, why don't you call me next time and I'll be happy to "stunt-double" for you. I'll sacrifice myself for you, buddy. :D
I will contact you, as soon as i have met Steven Spielberg
-Sonu
Korea. There is no choice :(
I like this photo... ;)Quote:
From Marina:
Is this a smashed washing machine, a trumpet on music score, a plam tree, or me???
(even more than Sonu's :D )
My my my, Sonu! :)
In your world, the sun shines like holy light, and the grasses are better than those in the Garden of Eden. My!
Regarding your advertisement......wow!!!!!! No no.......I said " WOW" not cos' of the gurls.......it's cos' of you!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! SONU KAPOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The thing is : u're the same kinda guy like Jase Jennings.(a great helper of the far past, and software author of SlideShow Desktop)
He's lean and mean and he's muscular too. ;)
U see, I really don't understand : with your stunning looks, u can paralyse Madonna and make Britney Spears go limp. With your cute and awesome face, you can easily make Brad Pitt feel jealous, and you can bring out the anxiety in both David Beckham and Tom Cruise. And with your overall handsomeness, it's so darn child's play to get Christina Aguilera and Gwyneth Paltrow o strip in front of you and more!!!!!!
And last but not least, when u smile, you can make Osama submit and surrender to George W. Bush and the World, and with your innocent grin, you can make the sun say "Hello" to you every time u wake up in the morning.
With the way you walk, you make the entire landscape shudder with sweetness and the entire heavens envious of your calmness!
The thing is that you carry with you an unriavlled sense of aura undefined in the entire realm, in the entire universe, across the multiple dimensions of space and time!!!!!!
The question is : why do u choose to be a programmer instead! My son, my son.......do u know u're wasting a great great talent unheard of in this world? Do u know that if you become a supermodel or an actor, u can make far more money than u're now?????!!!!!!! Yes! Tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands, to far beyond a million and more!!!!!!!!
GOD!!!!!!!!! :D
Isn't this kinda question harder to answer than the toughest Vsiaul C++ programming questions?
*PS* : Those who want me to say good things about him or her like what I did above, please pay me.
Sonu is an exception, cos' it's a sample. Besides, VIPs don't need to pay. If Brad Jones want one written for him too, I would gladly oblige.
Rates are as follows :
1) Standard US$50
2) First 10 words or less : US$5
3) Above 50 words : US$60
4) Above 100 words : US$130
5) Above 200 words : US$240 * number of words
Or maybe, if you wish, you can sign up for the Platinum Plan :
Platinum Plan : the plan that offers you the most savings!
US$0.50 for every 1 alphabet
Or if you want a more professional image with extras and goodies and the best of the best words, sign up for the GoldMaster Plan.
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US$50 per week for unlimited characters and words.
Pictures and photos of gurls, men and cartoons to illustrate your greatness is also included.
Try it Now! With the GoldMaster Plan, u also get 10 cartons of ego-boosting bills! Now, you never have to worry about being inferior whatsoever!!!!!!!
Anyway, guys.......I think I can become a marketer or something. :D
How cant you like my photo ?? I mean look at this nice guy in the middle with two hot girls.....ts.......:DQuote:
Originally posted by Ungi
(even more than Sonu's :D )
-Sonu
@Xeon:I did it, cause it makes fun to write and develope applications. You money is not so imported like many thinks !Quote:
why do u choose to be a programmer instead!
BTW: Thanks for your nice words, maybe you can mention me in your next book about gurls :D
-Sonu
Oh yes. The grils are nice, but I dont really like men how look bether than me... (I think it is a bit of jealousy)Quote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
How cant you like my photo ?? I mean look at this nice guy in the middle with two hot girls.....ts.......:D
-Sonu
And Marinas photo doesnt look good!!
Sonu: nice photo. You're a lucky err...mushroom, man!:D
I don't have a better image to post right now, so I'll post this one:
http://homepage.swissonline.ch/flese...ges/shadow.JPG
LOL.....yours too ! Is that you ?? LOL.......Quote:
Sonu: nice photo. You're a lucky err...mushroom, man!
-Sonu
Errr...yes, I forgot to mention: at full moon I change slightly my look.:DQuote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
LOL.....yours too ! Is that you ?? LOL.......
-Sonu
No, actually it's my dog, Shadow.
So in the night you are working as a watchdog ??? :D
-Sonu
:D :D :D Nice!! :D :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
So in the night you are working as a watchdog ??? :D
-Sonu
No, I have a night-job as a Warewolf in Disnayland:DQuote:
Originally posted by Sonu Kapoor
So in the night you are working as a watchdog ??? :D
-Sonu