Ahh...the effects of the pornmissed land.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dreamer
Kids need to be forgiven. They don't know what they say
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Ahh...the effects of the pornmissed land.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dreamer
Kids need to be forgiven. They don't know what they say
No, not really. :D
half nun?...Quote:
Originally Posted by che_rish
Uh, is there such a thing as "half-nun"... seriously? I don't think so. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
half-nun ? half-perv ??
I going for a vacaaaaaaaaaaaaaatiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooooon.
~~\====..
:thumbd:===____\/:cool: ====:thumb:
/On to the sunny beaches of Goa :wave:
/A pic of me flying; Moto: To infinity and beyond
From NoHero:
I understand and I forgive, as I've always. I mean, come on.....a man needs to act tough and show his girl that he's Hercules even when he's not, right?Quote:
Just a small addition to Matthew's last dialogue: "And if anyone - even Xeon - is behaving like a dork and posting stoopid things about us, I will beat him up and drop him in the sub-urbs!"
Every guy would do that, not to mention Matt pal. :cool:
From Cherish:
I've seen countless cases like you since years ago. Lots of young working women start to give up on love, guys and marriage once they turn 30 or so.Quote:
Guys, please.... I'm thinking of becoming a nun someday.
Hey Cherish, what u thinking of? Matt already promised to marry you, right?
Ok, look here : If you're still single at the age of 40, I WILL marry you, k?
Now, hush-hush and don't worry. Good girl.
Matthew : Why do u wanna become a nun, huny?
Cherish : Because......because I always have a nightmare.....that you'll abandon me and run off with Nicole Kidman. Please....
Matthew : But have I? NO! And I never will! I promise I'll be with you till the end of time. Even when we've died, our souls will still love each other to the end. U don't believe me, eh? Look. Tis' a knife. I'll kill myself now so that you believe.......that......I really love you. I'm sorry, Cherish. Bye. I love you.
Cherish : NO.......please Matt! I believe you! If you die, I'll die too, k? I'll believe you and will never distrust you again!
(to be continued....)
Let it stop here...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
another potential thread to be closed due to a VIRUS spreading called XEON..
/just joking Xeon..:p
//I add the above just to pretend I was joking..:mad:
///now I have to pretend again.. just joking Xeon..:D
/*I hope I could be the last to post before it gets closed..:wave:*/
From Max:
Are you suffering from multi-personality disorder? :eek:Quote:
/just joking Xeon..
//I add the above just to pretend I was joking..
///now I have to pretend again.. just joking Xeon
(if you need to answer this question, do it by PM. do not post anymore)
By the way, I've insulted you, your family and everything that you've, Cilu.Quote:
/*I hope I could be the last to post before it gets closed.
So, please........do your part, punish me and CLOSE this thread after reading my post.
(by the way, is there a reward for being the last one to post in this thread, since I'm finally the last? moderators, do not reply to this post..........do it by PM. thanks)
Finally,
Xeon!
Post, post, post!! :D
// Master Cilu, since you have now read Xeon's post, are you going to close this thread like what he said? ;)
Post, post, post!! :D
Very glad for you, And I`m just back from mine :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
from where?...Antartics?...why I didn't see you there...:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
No I wasn`t there, It`s too cold, brrr. Don`t like cold weather. I was in Chroatia (I hope my spelling is right). Very nice country. :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
Xeon, in Romania we have a proverb that says "the pot doesn't go often to the water". The meaning is, you can't do the same things over and over again and get through with it. One day the pot gets broken. You should start thinking about this.
Oh my... this thread started on 06-28-2003... that's already more than 2 years :wave:
Marc, you seem in a posting spree here in chit-chat... :p
you can hibernate in my igloo:D..Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
//it's Crotia...Crotia:D....
Yes, i was a bit bored :wave:Quote:
Originally Posted by cilu
From Cilu:
In other words, it's the same as "Nothing lasts forever".Quote:
Xeon, in Romania we have a proverb that says "the pot doesn't go often to the water". The meaning is, you can't do the same things over and over again and get through with it. One day the pot gets broken. You should start thinking about this.
What I wanna say is, you keep deleting 9 out of every 10 posts I made; and you are making me see red. In other words, you should start counting your number of days left, especially since no other moderators has done this to me before.
Ok, Gabriel did a couple of times in the past, but his was like deleting 1 out of every 15 posts I made. You? Yours is more like deleting 12 out of every 15 posts I made. ***?????
The pot doesn't go often to the water. Meaning is, you can't keep on deleting my posts again and again and get away scot-free. One day you will lose your status as moderator and can't even access CodeGuru, whereas the stray dog and cat out there on the streets can.
If no moderator in CodeGuru has been ousted before, you'll be the 1st, and you gotta celebrate that.
I've never brought the issue of moderators deleting my posts to Brad throughout all my life here.
Do not force me.
Furthermore, as moderator, your job is not to play God here, see?
Your job, and only task, whether you're paid or unpaid, is to see that no one submits posts containing total vulgarity or extreme profanity.
What's up with posts that are witty, creative and full of good-intentioned jokes? Can't you see that, Mister Moderator?
But it doesn't matter. It took me around 4 years to convince and enlightened Brad and a few moderators here that all my posts, although offensive, off-track and a little rude sometimes, is nothing but choke full of good intentions and harmless matter.
I will be patient with you, but even a 3-year old child needs to know his limits.
I sure hope Romania and it's citizens are not communists, where you get walloped to death in a dungeon if you make a cute little joke about a grain of sand in Romania. :thumbd:
Good day, and mind your actions, a certain Moderator.
Xeon.
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Originally Posted by Xeon
Make your mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
I have only deleted 2 posts of yours, which were not appropriate. Or you want the world to know that you have the guts to call me "vile defiler of souls", "treacherous traitor" and "master of sins, not worthy of sleeping in even Satan's nest with a thousand infested fire-ants"? And BTW, consider yourself lucky that I don't have kids. That comment related to my kids would have been the end of you.
If you have a problem with the two posts I have deleted please contact Brad. Next time you have a problem with me I suggest you PM me. If you continue to post in public about it, I will answer to you in public.
Thanks, I will, but after the moment when gloabal heating will melt there all snow :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
oh noooooo....run walrus run....jump penguin jump....the heater had broken!!...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
BTW....
[THREAD PERMANENTLY BANNED DUE UNWANTED NAGGING]
yeah...this thread got what it deserved!!...
Regards,
Unwanted Antartican!!!..
From Cilu:
Obviously, you seem to be the one special guy who can't seem to get my joke.Quote:
I have only deleted 2 posts of yours, which were not appropriate. Or you want the world to know that you have the guts to call me "vile defiler of souls", "treacherous traitor" and "master of sins, not worthy of sleeping in even Satan's nest with a thousand infested fire-ants"?
The thing is : I said all that delibrately so that you would get angry and close this thread altogether and so that I would win and get my mystery prize.
Sure, you can understand how to apply C++ polymorphism to the most complex real-world software development, but....do you really understand jokes? You know how to laugh a real laugh, right? :rolleyes:
I'm waiting for you. I've got a shotgun, a kantana, a knife and an old saw.Quote:
And BTW, consider yourself lucky that I don't have kids. That comment related to my kids would have been the end of you.
The shotgun, especially when aimed at the head, is the fastest and most painless. Make up your mind. :rolleyes:
Real men don't bother other real men. U gotta be decisive and solve the problem between you and me.Quote:
If you have a problem with the two posts I have deleted please contact Brad.
I'll PM you only if I want to treat you to a burger, but I don't see that happening in the near future. :rolleyes:Quote:
Next time you have a problem with me I suggest you PM me.
PM me if you don't understand jokes, or if you can't take any form of jokes, especially mine's. I'll try to accomodate you then.Quote:
If you continue to post in public about it, I will answer to you in public.
Your idol,
Xeon.
OK. I have to admit, my joking software was a little bit old, and was already patched twice. So, recently, I downloaded the latest version, 5.0, the Enterprise edition, and right now, I think I'm quite up to date with understanding jokes. But the problem is that you have a quite strange sense of joking. Perhaps it's not well calibrated.Quote:
Sure, you can understand how to apply C++ polymorphism to the most complex real-world software development, but....do you really understand jokes? You know how to laugh a real laugh, right?
The last post will at last win, but this will be another time. What I wish to tell you guys, heh, I just beginned my new home project (I call all projects which i do not for cash home projects), It`s goal to build an artificial personality. I think it`s possible. So in month or two I can post you my first steps in it. The main goal is to build software which may learn new information and will make decisions. If this projects will be done and work well, my child dream about smart robots will became true. I mean such robots like they was in StarWars or something like that. But it will be not so soon. Anyway if there will be done nothing it may never happend :D
errr....Skoons...do you want to try to build a clone army to invade this world...ok, I'll be your Field Marshalll...
move you filthy clones!...left none alive!...this world will be ours :big evil grin:
Ok You will :D , But clones must be armed by vacume cleaners :D . And seriously, As You know, I have another speciality (except programming) psychology. So if we look through main psychologicals models of personality we may see that it`s possible to build their software models. But anyway we need good processor to calculate everything :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mrRee
you heard that clones....now, start shooting!...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
wow!...that's cool... :cool:Quote:
And seriously, As You know, I have another speciality (except programming) psychology. So if we look through main psychologicals models of personality we may see that it`s possible to build their software models.
you mean, a calculator?:DQuote:
But anyway we need good processor to calculate everything :D
:thumbd:===:cry:\/____ ====:thumb:
Hi Guys... :wave: I'm back! I don't want to come :cry:
From Cilu:
No no, Mr Programmer......I think the problem lies in the fact that you don't have XeonJokes.dll included in your runtime compilation. Check your Visual C++ IDE again, under the Project Build dialog box. Make sure you include XeonJokes.dll as an internal library with the final exe, not external.Quote:
OK. I have to admit, my joking software was a little bit old, and was already patched twice. So, recently, I downloaded the latest version, 5.0, the Enterprise edition, and right now, I think I'm quite up to date with understanding jokes. But the problem is that you have a quite strange sense of joking. Perhaps it's not well calibrated.
Most programmers I know have this XeonJokes.dll right from the day they're born, but I'm not sure why you don't. Maybe your dad forgot to configure this DLL properly for you. :eek:
Good day,
Xeon.
Is XeonJokes.dll a managed assembly or an unmanaged native DLL?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
/;)
Using XeonJokes.dll is illegal in Romania. ;)
ARRRGHHHHHH... Attack of the Clones.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
From NoHero:
It's distributed with every set of IDE in this world. It's like how Windows cannot run with the standard system files. It's a set of managed native assembly-level instructions.Quote:
Is XeonJokes.dll a managed assembly or an unmanaged native DLL?
From Cilu:
Rubbish! The government of Romania has legalized this DLL in their laws since the 50s, after some good-hearted Left-Wing politicians fought for it.Quote:
Using XeonJokes.dll is illegal in Romania.
XeonJokes.dll is free of charge and you just have to include it into your build.
Do a search in your PC for this DLL.
Good day,
Xeon.
here's the link: www.xeonjokes.weird/notfound/foundQuote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
[DISCLAIMER: if your PC can't open the link...buy a new PC:D ]
New PC still not working :(
Don't be silly, Matthew. Go to support.microsoft.com and ask regarding this DLL. The thing is : if you don't have it in the first place, how can your PC even start-up? It IS on your PC alright. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Just that maybe it's a Hidden file?
Good day,
Xeon.
hidden?....but why it is on my desktop!!!...clear as a crystal...yam!!...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xeon
From Ree:
Maybe you're obessed with XeonDLL? You gotta open up this DLL file with Visual C++ and see the contents, although the sheer size of this file will really hinder the loading process(takes about 4 days to open this file on a PC with 4 GB RDRAM and a Pentium 4 3.8 GHz processor).Quote:
hidden?....but why it is on my desktop!!!...clear as a crystal...yam!!...
Good luck,
Xeon.
:ehh:
last man standing...
last man laughing...
last but not least...
last Sunday...
last stop...
:thumb:
Oh Really ???????????
I dont think so ... !?
hey, where did they put my bongo...
I dont know !!!
OK then
:thumbd:
lol... everyone's bored??? :D
I'm just trying to get a question answered.
Basically, I need a server app to scan the memory of a client and confirm that the client app is loaded and has not been altered in memory. Additionally, it needs to be able to collect the signatures of everything(else) in memory in order to compare them to a database of signatures.
So, can a server do a direct memory scan of a client? Could the app be accurately identified (perhaps in a similar method as used by a virus scanner)? Can the server app confirm that the client app has not been altered (perhaps via signature)? All of this with absolute certainty?