Yes, lets sack the moderators :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
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Yes, lets sack the moderators :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Skoons
Oh, I thought he meant to give some sake to the moderators to get us drunk and make us do that :/
A young guy wakes up to a newscast of a gorilla escaping from the local zoo. The gorilla is reported to be dangerous, nobody should approach him, call local zoo authorities if spotted. So, the guy gets ready for work, leaves his house and is hit by a roofing shingle! He looks up, and sees a gorilla on his roof! Well, this must be the escaped gorilla from the zoo. So, he calls the zoo.
10 minutes later, and old guy in a pickup truck arrives. The old guy gets out of the truck with a shotgun, pair of handcuffs, and a small dog. The young guy is thinking, "This guy is going to get ripped apart!" So, the young guys asks if he help. The old guy says, "Yeah, you got a ladder?" "Sure." So the young guy gets the ladder. The old guy hands the shotgun and the handcuffs to the young guy and outlines his plan, "I'm gonna go up that ladder, and throw that gorilla to the ground. When he hits the ground, that dog is gonna run up, and bite him in the crotch. When he puts his hands together, to grab the dog, you slap the handcuffs on him."
So, the old guys starts up the ladder. The young guy shouts, "Hey, what about the shotgun?" The old guys turns and answers, "If that gorilla throws me to the ground, you shoot that dog!"
Viggy
Well, impulse is mass time speed (p = m*s)...Quote:
Originally Posted by Yves M
deltaX * deltaP > h/(4*PI)
or
deltaE * deltaT > h/(4*PI)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle
http://www.physicsdaily.com/physics/...inty_principle
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because 25 Dec == 31 Oct
Q: What's the difference between an amateur programmer and a professional programmer?
A: The amateur believes that a kilobyte has 1000 bytes, since the professional believes that a kilometer has 1024 meters.
Q: Why the human brain contains only 10% executable code?
A: Because the rest are just comments.
:D thats a funny one :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by ovidiucucu
Really greate :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
Thats brilliant!!! :thumb: :D :thumb: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hobson
The Blond Joke to end all Blonde Jokes
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little silver sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The
blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her
purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's
square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square cosmetic mirror, looked at it and handed
it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at
the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize
you were a cop."
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Originally Posted by Hobson
I don't get it. :confused: :confused: :confused:
Here is a joke involving womens breasts: :P
A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the Sales lady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B".
With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," Said the saleslady, "we don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type".
Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the differences?"
The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses,
The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist type for?"
"They", she replied, "make mountains out of molehills".
And, if you need more information here's some more Have you ever wondered why bras are lettered A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, H and how the letters are actually used to define bra sizes? Well, if you have ever wondered, but couldn't figure it out, here's the code:
A. Almost Boobs
B. Barely Boobs
C. Can't Complain
D. Dang!
DD. Double Dang!
E. Enormous
F. Fake
G. Get a reduction
H. Help Me, I've fallen and can't get up
Disclaimer for Deniz:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
This joke makes use of so-called 'word play' and mixes terms of two totally different domains: calendar and computer science. First, it takes two dates: 25 December and 31 October, often referred in abbreviated way, 31 Oct and 25 Dec. Next, those two terms are transferred to programming domain, where Dec and Oct are used for marking numbering systems (term?): octal and decimal. Now, in example of C++, we can write:
This equation is transferred back to calendar domain, and there it means that days 25 December and 31 October are the same day, so are often confused by people, who transfer everything around from life domain to computer domain.Code:(25==031)==true
Hope I made it clear for you
Regards,
Hob
Thank you for your detailed explanation Hobson.
Maybe I should take out the bit on my resume where I talk about my self which says "can think outside the square". :p
PS: All that detail was unnecessary, as soon as I saw the word "decimal" I knew what you were talking about but thanks anyway :thumb: :D
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Originally Posted by Deniz
Welcome in the club. I didn't get it first too. I had to be told that Dec and Oct stand for numerical systems... But this joke is just brilliant. :thumb:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deniz
Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my pea sea,
It plainly marques for my revue,
Mistakes eye cannot sea.
I’ve run this poem threw it,
and I'm shore your plea’s to no,
It’s letter perfect in every weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
My english sucks too much to understand it all :/, but that what I got seems really funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by John E