IMPORTANT : TECHNOLOGY BREAKTHROUGH!!!!!
My ladies and gentlemen, when you're back from the weekends, please take some time to admire the posting technology that both Simon and Solar have.
May this never be forgotten in the history of Codeguru!
Let us all applaude them for their splendid efforts, wits, talent and diligence!
Latest report :
Currently, SimonAMD is leading the battle!
With his he||-shattering and heaven-crumbling Gradient-Technology + optimized linking(code-named Rainbow Burn), Solar is currently no match for him!
This is the most terrible, the most admirable and the coolest and sleekest Codeguru posting technology ever!
When I first saw this romantic rainbow color in his text, I felt as though I'm in the Garden of Eden, with God Himself!
The feeling is awesome, celestial! I wanna feel it again! Argh!
Some sources have revealed that SolarIntel is working on the next big thing : alpha-blending(colorized + translucency) images/text in posts! If this can be achieved, then SolarIntel is the Lord! The Lord of all Lords!
Meanwhile, rumours have said that SimonAMD seems to be working hard on animated text in posts! With his currently Rainbow Burn technology, if he succeeds, chances are that he's gonna be the Lord in Codeguru!
Simon, cheers!
When the folks come back on Monday(US time)...they're gonna cry cos' it's such a major break-through no one has ever thought was possible!
I have to confess....that I'm totally full of admiration and respect for Simon and his company, SimonAMD! :)
The wait is over! AVENGER CYCLONE is out!!!!!
Latest Report :
WHOA! The fight is back on!
After leaving fans of the latest Codeguru posting technologies totally anxious and such, SolarIntel has released his latest and most berserk-ever technology that can tame the lions and make them behave like cuddly cats, and this can even tame the devils in He|| Itself!
God! Rotating 3D animated logos in different space-and-time positions, angles, views and perspectives! Although SimonAMD's Rainbow Burn is really awesome and strikingly cool, it is NO MATCH for SolarIntel's current posting technology that features 3D animated logos in votex-based rotation!(code-named Avenger Cyclone)
In fact, SolarIntel's current technology has far surpassed all other technologies that ever existed on Earth!
With their cool rotating effects, these logos capture even the dullest human eye! They make you awake, stay up all night and more! Now, programmers just need to see these darn awesome posts featuring SolarIntel's latest technological advancement and they can stay awake! No need for coffee!
Finally! Something that offers both an increase in productivity, reduce in costs( no need for coffee!) and is the best of both worlds.
This is really an eye-opener for all to see!
Whatever are the cute li'l girls gonna say when they return??!!
Irona? Marina? Ana? Argh!
The latest rumours from a mysterious source has made mention of SimonAMD lying down for a while and taking the beating while he's currently experimenting with the monster of all monsters : Flash-based technology in Codeguru's posts.(rumoured to be code-named Echinda)
That's all for today, folks! Let's sit back and relax and await the next and craziest technologies and see what these 2 big boys have to offer to the world!