AAAh A joke(Lets share Jokes)

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Originally Posted by Hobson

Good one! I liked it. Heres another one:

Biologist, physicist and matematician are watching a building from outside. They see a couple getting inside, and after short while leaving the building with a baby.
Biologist said: 'They reproduced!'
Physicist said: 'No, its just measuring error'
And matematician said: 'One more person enters this building and there will be nobody inside'

I wonder who finds it funny. I couldnt stop laughing when I saw this joke, so i posted it here and not at 'bad jokes' thread

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I think last answer more fits to physicist, and second is out of thread. :D

On the theme of dinosaurs:

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Did-ya-think-he-saw-us

another?? oh ok, then... here goes:

What do you call a dinosaur who likes eating Vindaloo?

A-Mega-Sore-Arse

:D :D

Regards

John

Why teachers get frustrated.

Heres another one.

Okay..here are a few from my side - (hope they havent come up here before)....

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2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was

Amritsar

where all the SURDS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters..... :D

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Two SURDS are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working.

He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

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Enjoy.

Desire To Become A Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. :D:D:D

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Originally Posted by bijuabrahamp

Desire To Become A Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. :D:D:D

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:D:D:D and he is indeed a great writer...

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Originally Posted by Max Payne

:D:D:D and he is indeed a great writer...

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Yup! He is :D

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Originally Posted by bijuabrahamp

Desire To Become A Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages. :D:D:D

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pmsl @ that!! :D :D :D

Ejaz, that was great. Thanx for sharing.

Ejaz, is that your essay ?? looks like your handwriting...:D

Nah, If I was that kid, I definately end up as writer, rather then programmer. The kid has potential, imagnative & logical :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

Nah, If I was that kid, I definately end up as writer, rather then programmer. The kid has potential, imagnative & logical :rolleyes:

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Definitely not things a programmer needs to possess :ehh: ;)

:D

That kid got a serious mental problem : "I am a boy. Boy is a boy. Girl is a girl but I am not a girl"

So suppose he understood that it was obvious that a boy is a boy and a girl is a girl... then he would rewrite as : "I am a boy. Btw, I am not a girl"
And if he knew that when you are a boy, you cannot be a girl he would just say : "I am a boy"

Common sense is more than enough to undertand that :
1. Boy is a boy
2. Girl is a girl
3. And he being a boy, cannot be a girl

But, he does provide entertainment :D