Is that original???Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
Seems quite so
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Is that original???Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
Seems quite so
Last part is a hindi film song :D
:D Mirchi in hindi means fish
:D The end of the series.
Hoped you enjoyed!!
Matthew, LMAO @ that!! Felt like doing the same when I was doing maths at University
Are you sure you didn't do? Maybe it is yours... :D ;)
You speak too highly of me! :cool: I'd be more than happy to get past the second line!! :eek:
:D :thumb:
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That was a good one. :thumb: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathew Joy
Here's a joke from the (very old) movie "Two for the Road" that I saw last week on TV:
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Albert Finney: Do you know what marriage is?
Audrey Hepburn: No... tell me.
Albert Finney: Its when the woman tells the man to take his clothes off.... so she can put them in the laundry. :D
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Not really a joke... But some of these are funny.
http://www.micom.net/oops/
-Satish
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach.
As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach.
He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the snails.
All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night together.
At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"
He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.
There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time.
He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!!"
History Repeated
Year 1981
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1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Pope Died.
Year 2005
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1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again)
3. Pope Died.
In the future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry or Liverpool needs
another European crown ... please warn the Pope!
.... POOR POPE....!!!!!! ***
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be
a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a
calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
search of absolute value.
They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to
every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, Tony Blair said, "If God had wanted
us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more
fingers and toes."
http://www.jpjwilayah.gov.my/
this is the the KL Road Transport Agency,Malaysia... look at the intro page.... :D:D:D
ROFLMAO....
//actually its pretty embarrasing:o for me to post this..
//***? its a gov web.. urghhhh who th **** didi this ****..:sick:
This is not really a joke but you guys might find it funny. I got this error while attempting to install a program and then while trying to reinstall Windows Installer. I got it fixed but it still gave me pause for a while.