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When it's burniong hel (like in Singapore), you should do the same joke with an oven...Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
By the way, the joke about sitting in the fridge if it's too cold outside never works here... :(
Sad, they don't enjoy simple fun...
Now it is the hot season in Singapore.Quote:
Originally posted by Elrond
When it's burniong hel (like in Singapore), you should do the same joke with an oven...
These few nights are so hot that I can't sleep well.
From Elrond the Wise:
From CBasicNet:Quote:
When it's burniong hel (like in Singapore), you should do the same joke with an oven...
Both comments are true! I took a bath just now and the water itself was darn hot enough to turn the entire bathroom into a sauna. And I love it, though. When you're in your birthday suit and there's hot water......ahhh..... >:-> :D:D:cool:Quote:
Now it is the hot season in Singapore.
These few nights are so hot that I can't sleep well.
... ah oh ... and girl(s) ... :D :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
And I love it, though. When you're in your birthday suit and there's hot water......ahhh..... >:-> :D:D:cool:
It wouldn't work either, put your oven to 200 to keep cool... bof bof. (what's the equivalent of "bof bof" in english??)Quote:
Originally posted by Elrond
When it's burniong hel (like in Singapore), you should do the same joke with an oven...
Xeon, Sorry when I said "here", I meant on my side of the computer, people around me in a 1 km area. :)
Marina
Helps to know what 'bof bof' means to you...Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
It wouldn't work either, put your oven to 200 to keep cool... bof bof. (what's the equivalent of "bof bof" in english??)
Xeon, Sorry when I said "here", I meant on my side of the computer, people around me in a 1 km area. :)
Marina
Somehow I think this definition isn't quite what you meant ;)
bof [] exclamation, interjection
(colloquial usage) (indifférence) don't care! (pas terrible) nothing special
bof! bof!
Disney World was fun ;)
From Dimm:
For the 7th time, GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE. U understand me so well, Dimm! :):):D I'm so touched! Yes, yes. This simply shows that both you and men are the true descendants of the first real man.:)Quote:
... ah oh ... and girl(s) ...
From Marina:
My! Then, they really don't understand classic/posh jokes. Neither do I, for the last time. I mean, easy, silly, and stupid(or dirty) jokes are the best and most understandable! I mean, girls who crack classy-posh jokes may be elegant, but they're not sexy or cute. That's why! :):DQuote:
Xeon, Sorry when I said "here", I meant on my side of the computer, people around me in a 1 km area.
BTW, Where is Simon? :confused:
*gasp*! He's such a quiet and noncontroversial person that I didn't even notice.Quote:
Originally posted by dimm_coder
BTW, Where is Simon? :confused:
From Solar:
Answer: Simon is practising the Zen of being a cool man so that girls are gonna get attracted to him, like the way metal nails are attracted to magnets.Quote:
*gasp*! He's such a quiet and noncontroversial person that I didn't even notice.
Simon is a living example of total success in a man. He purchased my latest book, entitled "Xeon's Teach Yourself the Art of Coolness in 21 days", by Xeon Publishing House.
Look out for this book, and the cover page of the book shows a handsome cool guy with several faded images of very very pretty girls behind him. Anyone who can write an article on girls/chicken-chop related subjects and get it hosted on the CodeGuru main page will stand a chance to win my book. :D:D:D:D
Does the 500lbs of ice come with the book or does it have to be purchased separately?Quote:
He purchased my latest book, entitled "Xeon's Teach Yourself the Art of Coolness in 21 days", by Xeon Publishing House.
From Tom:
Argh! U're always so arcane and sophisticated in your speech and thinking, Tom pal!Quote:
Does the 500lbs of ice come with the book or does it have to be purchased separately?
What 500 lbs of ice??!!:eek::eek: No no....there's no ice! However, to further increase the millions of sales I get per month, I'm thinking of giving away free girls every month to get more interested and potential folks to buy my book. Also a nice promotional exercise to build brand-awareness. :D:D >:->
It's nice to be back at my computer after spending the weekend in a town with one road...!
Well XeOn if you had 500lbs of Ice and you sat on it, would you be cool in 21 dayz? And as usual another one of those rip offs, batteries sold seperately...Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
From Tom:
Argh! U're always so arcane and sophisticated in your speech and thinking, Tom pal!
What 500 lbs of ice??!!:eek::eek: No no....there's no ice! However, to further increase the millions of sales I get per month, I'm thinking of giving away free girls every month to get more interested and potential folks to buy my book. Also a nice promotional exercise to build brand-awareness. :D:D >:->
From Mick:
Argh! Now, my silly brain gets it. Yes, yes. Tom, now I see what u're talking about. :)Quote:
Well XeOn if you had 500lbs of Ice and you sat on it, would you be cool in 21 dayz? And as usual another one of those rip offs, batteries sold seperately...
No no. The book doesn't come with ice or any accesory. To teach you to be cool, the book comes with D-I-Y exercises whereby most of the examples and theories makes use of a girl.
So, the only requirement is that u've a spare girl by your side while reading the book. The girl can be anywhere from 15 to 35 years old, your choice. However, though....you need to check with your local state attorney what is the age for a girl in order to be considered underage. Also, Xeon Publishing House will not bear any consequences that stem from your acts or anything.
One of those guys who purchase our book got thrown into jail because he got overboard. Kinda sad, so be careful. :):):D:D >:->
What kind of book is this again!?Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
So, the only requirement is that u've a spare girl by your side while reading the book. The girl can be anywhere from 15 to 35 years old, your choice. However, though....you need to check with your local state attorney what is the age for a girl in order to be considered underage. Also, Xeon Publishing House will not bear any consequences that stem from your acts or anything.
Also, what is a "spare" girl:confused::eek:;);)
From Xeon:
It's a Do-It-Yourself self-help book that promises to increase your passionate life and errr....*****l eXPerience by leaps and bounds! :D:DQuote:
What kind of book is this again!?
In my terms, it's any girl who connects with any man. In Microsoft speak, they're always talking about using .net and XMl to get every device on earth to talk and connect to any device anywhere and everywhere and anytime on earth : connect everything to everything.Quote:
Also, what is a "spare" girl
A spare girl is the same : connect every girl to everyone.
Get it? If you don't, be sure to get my book where I spend 43 pages explaining the definition of a 'spare girl'. After that, we move on to Try-It-Now exercises. :D:D
I've been in a town with no road for one week! And how much I would have liked to stay there!!Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
It's nice to be back at my computer after spending the weekend in a town with one road...!
Snow, Sun, Surf, skis... All 's' to enjoy there! :)
I did not miss my computer at all! How could you??
There is a life outside programming! ;)
Marina
I've been in a town so small the phones only had 1 number on them.
I've been in a town so small the town drunk was an ellective office.
Big deal, I've been in towns with sun before... it's not a monopoly, you know ;).Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
Snow, Sun, Surf, skis... All 's' to enjoy there! :)
I did not miss my computer at all! How could you??
There is a life outside programming! ;)
But no, I don't program all the time. The convenience of a computer is enormous though, that's all. It's nice to be on vacation not thinking at all or worrying, but the fact of the matter is that you do end up worrying and thinking.
I don't understand the second sentence. The town drunk was the mayor, or something like that?Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
I've been in a town so small the phones only had 1 number on them.
I've been in a town so small the town drunk was an ellective office.
The town drunk is the person known for always being drunk??
Marina.
btw I have the pleasure to annouce that Simon is alive. I've seen signs !! (He actually posts on a french C++ forum too.)
Actually, I've never understood that one myself. I don't know why but I really like off the wall humor that doesn't make any sense. I've always enjoyed the reaction I get in person when I tell completely nonsensical jokes. :)Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
I don't understand the second sentence. The town drunk was the mayor, or something like that?
The town drunk is the person known for always being drunk??
From an online article about viruses.
Is it a coincidence that the dateline on this report was Singapore? hmmmQuote:
Computer Virus Writers Mostly Obsessed Males -- Expert
By Jennifer Tan
SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Male. Obsessed with computers. Lacking a girlfriend. Aged 14 to 34. Capable of sowing chaos worldwide.
That is the profile of the average computer-virus writer, an anti-virus expert said on Tuesday.
We don't know any troublemakers from Singapore that hang around here, do we? Oh, right...Quote:
Originally posted by Tom Frohman
Is it a coincidence that the dateline on this report was Singapore?
Singapore? Never heard of that place....Oh, wait, now that you come to speak about it...:cool:Quote:
Originally posted by solarflare
We don't know any troublemakers from Singapore that hang around here, do we? Oh, right...
From Tom:
From SolarFlare:Quote:
Is it a coincidence that the dateline on this report was Singapore? hmmm
From Gabriel:Quote:
We don't know any troublemakers from Singapore that hang around here, do we? Oh, right...
Argh! Stop pointing fingers at me! No no, no way!:DQuote:
Singapore? Never heard of that place....Oh, wait, now that you come to speak about it...
First, allow us to analyse the article carefully :
Ok, first part : This article was posted by Tom....and notice the name of the writer is Jennifer Tan, and I can say she's a femle Singaporean with her surname and such. Too typical.Quote:
Computer Virus Writers Mostly Obsessed Males -- Expert
By Jennifer Tan
SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Male. Obsessed with computers. Lacking a girlfriend. Aged 14 to 34. Capable of sowing chaos worldwide.
That is the profile of the average computer-virus writer, an anti-virus expert said on Tuesday.
And Tom is in the US....so how did he get this article?! :eek:
First part : Male.Quote:
Male. Obsessed with computers. Lacking a girlfriend. Aged 14 to 34. Capable of sowing chaos worldwide.
Yes, I'm a male. A real man, in other words.:D
Second part : Obsessed with computers
Nah! This sentence doesn't really suit me that well. Actually, I never am really that interested in computers. I only use the PC for programming, web site designing and e-mail, as well as Internet research occasionally. That's all! I don't even play games or anything. :D
Third part : Lacking a girlfriend
Yes, yes. For me, that's true. :) I don't have a girlfriend now, but will have one in the near future. After all, it's useless to have a girlfriend now, cos' I don't wanna be too committed at such a young age and I've my software to research and sell on. :)
Fourth part : Aged 14 to 34
I'm 18 ! :eek:
No no...relax. :D
One sentence is enough to clear my name : I can't even write a simple bubble-sorting algorithm, and as such, how in the world can I even write the mildest viruses! :D
Who's this guy who's making baseless assumptions and atrocious war-crime-like generalisation? Who's this guy who tries and tarnish the reputation of the cutest, sweetest, kindest and most tender-hearted man in the world?! Who?!Quote:
Capable of sowing chaos worldwide.
That is the profile of the average computer-virus writer, an anti-virus expert said on Tuesday.
Let's trash him! :D
Yeah, that was intended to refer to me, I guess. :D ;)Quote:
Capable of sowing chaos worldwide.
Hey guys,
Its been a long time, since I have written something in this thread. So I thought why not start again :-) Guys have you seen my guestbook ? Its totally written in ASP.NET. Please take a look at my website and of possible sign it! Also let me know, what you liked and what you disliked or maybe you want me to add more features to it ?? Just let me know in this thread and we will discuss about that here.
thanks
..sonu
I may have a look when I'll have time. For the moment I only make quick use of the forum to let steam off a little as I am busier than ever. Hopefully it will become quieter a the beginning of next month.
So you're still alive. :p
You're back in Germany? When are your next extended holidays in India... It seems you have a lot of them :cool: Lucky man.
:D I am in Germany since February. I just dont have much time. I am also very busy in the last weeks. Got a lot of to do. Anyway its always nice to see you guys here. So I know where I have to announce something ;-)
-Sonu
Is this thread DEAD ???
-Sonu
"Where are we from?" R.I.P. !!!! :(
Trying to revive the old big fat dinausor Sonu? :D
I'm still there, too.
I thought the thread was finally dead, too.
Nice to hear from you! :)
Nope, the thread lives again. Lets push it again to number one !!!
-Sonu
The thing is some have been busy (me, ...), some have been away (you Sonu, ...) (and probably busy as well), some have not had as much internet connection time (Marina) other subjects have arisen (Gulf War II, ...) so people have just forgotten this thread.
But thanks to the good old message notification, it might still revive. But I am not sure it will as "new" people will usually be afraid of its size, and "old" ones now intervene in other threads.
You are right! I think that new guys wont read this thread because if its size. But maybe the old guys can join us like Gabriel, Andreas, Simon666, Xeon, Ungi and many others.....Quote:
Originally posted by Elrond
...But I am not sure it will as "new" people will usually be afraid of its size, and "old" ones now intervene in other threads...
..Sonu...
Do you really want all these to come back??? ;)
I was on internet, Elrond, but you are right, trying to be forgotten by the statistic of image downloading. I've already tols you what it was about.
Anyway, the reason was I had quite a lot to do as well.
But still, I'm glad to read some messages from here.
Marina
It would be nice to some of you guys again here. I just remebered the old time, where we were chatting here the whole day :D ( Maybe not the whole day ). It was still a nice time. Some of my friend relationship started in this thread....
Sonu
Since Sonu resurrected this thread, I'll take the occasion to say "Hello" to all of you. I'm not that much in the chit-chat because 1) I'm very busy these days and 2) my PC at home has a faulty MTH and will give me a STOP or a cold boot every few minutes. It's a pain to work with that machine...
Nice to see you here Gabriel!!Good luck with your system.Quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
Since Sonu resurrected this thread, I'll take the occasion to say "Hello" to all of you. I'm not that much in the chit-chat because 1) I'm very busy these days and 2) my PC at home has a faulty MTH and will give me a STOP or a cold boot every few minutes. It's a pain to work with that machine...
I hope you will get it work.
Sonu
Umm Sonu.. This poll is nice.
Hope I see India on top.
cheers
hari
Thanks, dont forget to read to whole threads !!! :DQuote:
Originally posted by mahanare
Umm Sonu.. This poll is nice.
Hope I see India on top.
cheers
hari
..Sonu
I stopped posting here because I'm no longer "from" anywhere. I have enlightenedly achieved the next level of existance, whereby I occupy all locations in space-time (don't turn around).
From Sonu:
U've boosted my ego by mentioning my name, and because of that alone....I'll reply! :DQuote:
You are right! I think that new guys wont read this thread because if its size. But maybe the old guys can join us like Gabriel, Andreas, Simon666, Xeon, Ungi and many others.....
By the way, I notice that Marina suddendly spring to life like a maximum Spiderwoman since this thread spring to life too!!! :D
From Solar:
I cannot resist my own Shakespearean juices, and as such....I've no choice.Quote:
I stopped posting here because I'm no longer "from" anywhere. I have enlightenedly achieved the next level of existance, whereby I occupy all locations in space-time (don't turn around).
Somethings...never change
In the good old days when Arthur was King,
the cosmos were already there, untouchable and unfazed.
In the good old times when Lincoln was President,
the wheats were already riped, eatable and cookable.
In the days when this thread was in it's glory,
Solar proclaim himself to be Lord of all men,
above the Almighty and all Saints,
surpassing even Xeon the Untranscendable in ego.
The decades have whitted by and the years have been buried,
in the never-ending tunnel of Time itself.
The Fool still reigns as Fool, the Lord still styled as Lord.
Some things never change, some things never die.
SolarFlare is but one among them,
like the chicken and the egg,
that comes hither the shell and barn,
may the Lord Bless Us All.
-a poem by Xeon, the Untrascendable who lived somewhere in the 21st century
(by the way, keep the cheers and flowers and undies and stuff....please don't throw them on the stage, girls....or you might catch a cold)
This seems to be a nice play ground for XEON :DQuote:
Originally posted by Xeon
...
Somethings...never change
In the good old days when Arthur was King,
the cosmos were already there, untouchable and unfazed.
In the good old times when Lincoln was President,
the wheats were already riped, eatable and cookable.
In the days when this thread was in it's glory,
Solar proclaim himself to be Lord of all men,
above the Almighty and all Saints,
surpassing even Xeon the Untranscendable in ego.
The decades have whitted by and the years have been buried,
in the never-ending tunnel of Time itself.
The Fool still reigns as Fool, the Lord still styled as Lord.
Some things never change, some things never die.
SolarFlare is but one among them,
like the chicken and the egg,
that comes hither the shell and barn,
may the Lord Bless Us All.
-a poem by Xeon, the Untrascendable who lived somewhere in the 21st century
(by the way, keep the cheers and flowers and undies and stuff....please don't throw them on the stage, girls....or you might catch a cold)...
-Sonu
What's a MTH ??Quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Fleseriu
Since Sonu resurrected this thread, I'll take the occasion to say "Hello" to all of you. I'm not that much in the chit-chat because 1) I'm very busy these days and 2) my PC at home has a faulty MTH and will give me a STOP or a cold boot every few minutes. It's a pain to work with that machine...
Would you make a poem on me, too??Quote:
Originally posted by Xeon
Somethings...never change
In the good old days when Arthur was King,
the cosmos were already there, untouchable and unfazed.
In the good old times when Lincoln was President,
the wheats were already riped, eatable and cookable.
In the days when this thread was in it's glory,
Solar proclaim himself to be Lord of all men,
above the Almighty and all Saints,
surpassing even Xeon the Untranscendable in ego.
The decades have whitted by and the years have been buried,
in the never-ending tunnel of Time itself.
The Fool still reigns as Fool, the Lord still styled as Lord.
Some things never change, some things never die.
SolarFlare is but one among them,
like the chicken and the egg,
that comes hither the shell and barn,
may the Lord Bless Us All.
-a poem by Xeon, the Untrascendable who lived somewhere in the 21st century
(by the way, keep the cheers and flowers and undies and stuff....please don't throw them on the stage, girls....or you might catch a cold)
I'm a bit scared of the result to ask... but it could be fun anyway. :)
Marina
From Sonu:
Yes, sure! :DQuote:
This seems to be a nice play ground for XEON
I suggest that Brad setup a mini section for coders to pose their proses and rythmic stuff too.
Code is rythmic and smooth, but poems are even better. :cool:
From Marina:
It's actually #include <math.h> :oQuote:
What's a MTH ??
But what's there to be scared of, Marina! Am I gonna devour you? Of course not! :pQuote:
Would you make a poem on me, too??
I'm a bit scared of the result to ask... but it could be fun anyway.
The scent of elegance
Tons of weeds across the meadows lain,
full of despair and hunger,
filled with agonies and slaughters,
are the grasses everywhere.
But look at that slender flower beneath that field,
and tell me the scent of it.
Tis' a question Socrates cannot solve,
a question Einstein has no answer to.
The scent of a woman, given by God,
unsurpassed in the face of all perfumes.
The scent of a woman, hated by the Devil,
unrivalled by the tastes of all sweet tunes.
Slim as a crystal vase and graceful as the angels,
brunette like the midnight hay and calm as the solar winds,
basking in the moonlight shades and enjoying the honeyed lush,
is Marina Vaillant the Elegant.
My best masterpiece. :cool::cool::cool:
The MTH is the Memory Translation Hub. I have an ASUS P3C2000 mainboard with an i820 chipset. Unfortunately, it still uses SDRAM by design. It is a known issue that these boards tend to be very instable; unfortunately I didn't know that as I bought it. Of course, ASUS denies any problems -- what else... I downloaded the latest BIOS revision, tweaked the settings, but no luck. It becomes worse and worse. I suspect that there is some aluminium ions migration in some component.Quote:
Originally posted by Marina Vaillant
What's a MTH ??
The big problem is that it is a Socket 1 board with a 4x AGP port -- pretty unusual for a SDRAM powered mainboard (especially the 4x AGP). I simply didn't find any other board I could use my CPU and graphics card with. If I bought a modern one, I needed to buy a CPU and RAM too *shrug*