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1. Open google.

2. click 'language tools' link.

3. Write "Aishwarya's mom is very nice" in 'Translate text:' textbox.

4. Select "English to Spanish" in the below combo.

5. Press Translate and wait for translation.

6. Now copy the translated text from the above text and paste it in the

'Translate text:' textbox.

7. Select "Spanish to English" in the below combo.

8. Press Translate and wait for translation.

9. Enjoy.

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laughed alot...:lol:

Disclaimer: Got via mail...:D

PS: Aishwarya is most popular Indian movie actress(you can google images to take a look)

hey, look at that,
do you know what i mean ?
you must know what i dont know what i mean
that you know what i mean what you dont mean
as i know what i am writing and reading what you dont even know
what it could mean ...

does anyone get what i mean ?

For indian guys, its from the famous Indian Movie "Showlay", Its not completely in English, some can do that, I've to run now, so can't do that myself, sorry... and enjoy ;)

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Gabbar Mix
Gabbar Singh sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain." Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"

Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai."

[logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!"

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

For indian guys...

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But I can't understand it either :(

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Originally Posted by Mathew Joy

But I can't understand it either :(

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:confused: Huh... Have u seen the movie "Showlay" ? :ehh:

From Matthew:

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Aishwarya is most popular Indian movie actress

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Actually, Aish isn't that pretty. I know there's a few other Indian female celebrities who're way more gorgeous than her, but not as popular. Sigh. :(

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Good day!
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

VIRUS GIRLS: Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...

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Fully agree greate joke :wave:

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Originally Posted by Xeon

From Max:

Do they show PCK there in the US too? Hate to say this, but us Singaporeans find him very lame, trust me. Buy a ticket here and ask the guys what they think of him.
Because he spoke 101% Singlish in the show a few years back, our then Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong sent him for a English course, even though that PCK fool is well-versed in English off the show. :D

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What US?? :confused: look at my location dude.. We r neighbours..:p

Well, everyone knows h is well versed in english off the show, but speaking Singlish is what makes the show Unique.. haha

For those who did not understand Ejaz's post:

'Sholay' is a popular 70's movie. Gabbar is a bandit and he sends his men to Ramgarh to collect his 'tax'. Thakur is leader of that village and has hired two young men to protect the village.

This is the IT sequel of the same :

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Gabbar Singh sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Thakur ! Where is that Robbery s/w. Last date is already over"

Thakur [with anger]: "Dont shout! Go and tell Gabbar that Thakur solutions has stopped providing s/w to dogs."

Kaalia: "How dare u talk like this. It seems that u have hired new programmers"

Thakur: "Just look up and see. Powerbuilder is running on ur head"

(In film scene, the two gunners are positioned on top of a water tank and another on a top of a roof)

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing
and says: "Ha ha... Thakur has hired fresh grads. they dont even know DOS commands."

Veeru shouts: "Shut up u dogs. We are consultants, not freshers. We can do anything." Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "Go Kaliya, tell Gabbar that we have shut down his server."

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "How many were they?"

Kaalia: "two, my lord."

Gabbar: "You were 3, they were 2.Still u could not get the issuefixed. What were u thinking? Boss will be happy and give a new assignment. U will be punished severely."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "How many seesions running on this?"

Sambaa: "six, my lord."

Gabbar: "Six sessions, 3 programmers, not right."

[logout - logout - logout]. "Now its ok. Kaliya, what should I do to u?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, I have coded for u."

Gabbar: "Now document for me!"
(In film, gabbar snatches a revolver and empties 3 chambers. 3 bullets for 3 men)

If u still dont get it. Watch 'Sholay'!! :D

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Originally Posted by Ejaz

:confused: Huh... Have u seen the movie "Showlay" ? :ehh:

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Don't understand Hindi :( . So I don't watch Hindi movies.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Actually, Aish isn't that pretty. I know there's a few other Indian female celebrities who're way more gorgeous than her, but not as popular. Sigh. :(

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Maybe Preity Zinta is worth looking

or maybe Kajol or Rani Mukhreji.. those two... hmmm expecially Rani..;)

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Originally Posted by Max Payne

or maybe Kajol or Rani Mukhreji.. those two... hmmm expecially Rani..;)

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What about Monica Bellucci, Max? :p

Has anybody heard about Mallika Sherawat ?

She is new to Indian films. She is also working in Jackie Chan's Myth

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Originally Posted by chmanish

Has anybody heard about Mallika Sherawat ?

She is new to Indian films. She is also working in Jackie Chan's Myth

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Yeah, and I guess there is a link (of her pics with JC) in the last pages of "Sexiest Actress" thread, posted by "TheSaint". ;)