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Originally Posted by Judge Max
I don't Pit you fruiter!!! :D
and how did you fill up your tortoise's tank and change its legs...Kimi Raikonen also have to do that...BTW, what is your tortoise top-speed...5mmph?..:p
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yeah, but its still a mistery on how they migrated..
sometimes, the mystery is better be a mystery....but mrRee is an Antartican..no mystery 'bout that...and McRat is a famous menu in McDon'tKnow restaurant..buy 1, get free toys...
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and if you ask why did they migrate.. hmmm tell me first why did the chicken cross the road.. they both have the same reason..:p
because they have a free will to cross or not to cross the road...and the car or truck have the free will to run over them:D...
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Originally Posted by Cherish
what is it about this "fruit" thing??
you didn't know about fruit? :eek: ...ay ay...after a flower blossoms and some agents make it fertiled, voila! the fruit came...so, when you eat a fruit, the fruit will yelling at you "yam you fruiting fruit fruiter!!"... :rolleyes:
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and how is antartica today?
fruiting great!...Antartica is snowing today...don't know about tomorrow...but the TV said, it will snow tomorrow...maybe the TV is right with their prediction...:D
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a bit of secret of Antarticans' discoveries...from the file of Dr. Hampeh...
a) the biggest animal on earth is not whales...but a fat bloke called Killo lived in an igloo down the 24th Gnitshire road...his tummy can store 2 full-grown sperm whales...he died after he swallowed 3 sperm whales...
b) eruption of a volcano is a result due to the earth spin...sometimes, the earth felt dizzy because of the spinning and vomit some dirty larva...
c) the moon can reflect the sun light in the night even though it has a really rough skin...this is because the moon use the night cream before it goes to sleep...but during the day, it skin become rough again because of the direct expose to UV light....that's why it can't reflect the sun light on the daytime...
d) why an ant colony didn't have king, but a queen instead...actually, they have a king!!!...researchers believed that, the king is somewhere in the middle of the workers struggling with the working-class ants to establish their better life...but the queen is a fat lazy ant that just slacking around its room...
e) seven days is a perfect day for a week...why?..because, in a week, we have 168 hours...as a day must have 24 hours, so we have 7 days in a week...
f) how electrons orbiting the nucleus?...actually, they posses their own car by making a loan from the proton...that's why the electron will be signed with -ve sign...furthermore, when they can't pay back the loan, they will escape from its orbit...
[b]Dr. Hampeh is a Notbad prize winner in 1923 for his astonished research...
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we had held a survey about what people think of Antartican...several random people had been asked while they are having their troubled time to get a Nightwish concert tickets...
here are some snipet from what we'd got:
researcher: do you know where is Antartica?
Brekmok F.: fruit you..
Natalie: talk to my chest!..
Ramones: in my pocket..
researcher: did you know there're Antarticans in Antartics?
Brekmok F.: fruit you...
Natalie: do you have 10 bucks..
Ramones: weird...are they the real snowman..
researcher: Antarticans lived in igloo...did you know that?
Brekmok F.: fruit you..back off
Natalie: thanks for your 10 bucks...
Ramones: ah! igloo..that's what I had for breakfast...
researcher: if you meet an Antartican...what would you like to say?
Brekmok F.: grrr...fruit you..
Natalie: do you like my snake tatoo...yup, on my chest..
Ramones: Merry Christmas...yes, that'll be the word..
researcher: I'm an Antartican...thanx for your co-operation..
Brekmok F.: fruit you!...are you deaf?..
Natalie: any free gift?..
Ramones: holy sh...oh!..Merry Christmas...
we had made a conclusion from that:
a) Brekmok F. is a fruiting junk with smelly armpit...we had punched his stomach on the way back..
b) everyone have to queue up to get their Nightwish tickets...or just cut the queue..or buy from several man standing on the corner...
c) don't ask anyone that have to standing 6 hours straight...they will yell at you...
d) when you give 10 bucks, you can go to Natalie's home..
e) everyday is Christmas day in Antartica...
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Originally Posted by mrRee
Dr. Hampeh is a Notbad prize winner in 1923 for his astonished research...
Was he astonished while researching or later on ?
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Originally Posted by mrRee
cool...you can won a nobel prize by that!....if I not mistaken, you work in a police interogation room right:D....so, how's your room....still messy?...:D
It`s easy to explaine. When we test it at first, there was an accident. After the story of this accident was even created a computer game, HalfLife :D . But in the real life thre was no proffesor Freeman, but all the rest facts are the same. So after this accident we try not to use it too often :D
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Originally Posted by Sahir
Was he astonished while researching or later on ?
holy snow!...this is a very hard question...because, you know...he's still dead in his graveyard:p...
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Originally Posted by Skoons
It`s easy to explaine. When we test it at first, there was an accident. After the story of this accident was even created a computer game, HalfLife :D
fruit!...you almost got me...I really had thought that you'll gonna invent the ionizer magnetic cleaner...until you give the big evil grin... ;)
Half Life...never play that...but I used to play CS(Counter Strike)...and I'm the crapiest among all...I use pistol, they kill me with knife...I use SMG, they killed me with pistol...I use Styer, they kill me with SMG...I use Sniper, they killed me with knife!!.....I only can win against bot, if any(low level bot, of course)...
man, I guess I'm not a natural gamer...I'm totally sux.. :D
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So after this accident we try not to use it too often :D
vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaner...use our vacuum cleaner...hello...is anybody there...we have vacuum cleaner...:D
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today is a :thumb: day...walking down the snowy hills wearing my :cool: looking for food, I saw a :sick: penguin...so, I :rolleyes: for a moment...should I save him or I just eat him...then I :D...yes, eat him...but then, I :(...I must save him...
when I try to touch him, it get :mad:...yam!...what a stubborn penguin...I grab its flippers and make him :p...I check its tounge...its tounge is sore...before I can treat its injuries, it kick me in my...
in a split second, I punch its tummy...it :eek: becauze of my strong blow...
when I get home, I cook dead penguin stew..yep, the penguin is the menu....but I :confused:...why it taste like a walrus...
//who changed the water...it's blocked...unprofessional!!...
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warghahahaha!!!...99.992% of the post in this thread are mine!!!....
Antartican rulez...penguins are defeated...polar bears are weaken...seals are fried...walrus had lost their fangs...snow wolves are reigned!!!.....
Ice Age is coming back!!!...watch out...
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Ice Age is coming back!!!...watch out...
That is the first undisputable truth revailed in this thread... ;)
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Originally Posted by cilu
That is the first undisputable truth revailed in this thread... ;)
yeah.. and i can't wait...:thumb::thumb::thumb:
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Originally Posted by mrRee
man, I guess I'm not a natural gamer...I'm totally sux.. :D
vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaner...use our vacuum cleaner...hello...is anybody there...we have vacuum cleaner...:D
Vacuum Cleaner, well, we will try it, but we need to utilize atomic bombs from fromer soviet union, so we decided to use them instead vacuum cleaner, there will be no bacterias or somthing else :D . And there will be no need to clean :D . But if this will not work, our last chance will be vacuum cleaner ;)
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Originally Posted by mrRee
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life is a waterfall...we wind through a river and wind again after the fall...
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because we're the one who wanna play...
always wanna go but you never wnat to stay...
because we're the one who want to choose...
always wanna play but you never wanna loose
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Aerials... in the sky
when you loose small mind
You free your life
Aerials, so up high
When you free your eyes eternal prize
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Originally Posted by cilu
That is the first undisputable truth revailed in this thread... ;)
master Darth Cilu...the truth is always a part of lies....I lied about the Ice Age and you find a truth in it?...hear me...I need sugar in my tea...and sometimes bull drops a smelly thing:D...unless stated otherwise:D...
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Originally Posted by Judge Max
yeah.. and i can't wait...
waiting for what?...waiting for a bus?....you got your tortoise-bike already...http://www.obvious.fsnet.co.uk/nobby/tortoise.jpg..remember?:D
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Originally Posted by Skoons
but we need to utilize atomic bombs from fromer soviet union,
want an absolute 0K environment?...come join the crowd...new bomb in the market...the snow bomb...with money-back guarantee...only $0.99...it came with 3-easy-step manual...buy, throw and die...suitable for outdoor and indoor damages...hurry!...available in 3 cute colours...white, white and white...
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so we decided to use them instead vacuum cleaner, there will be no bacterias or somthing else
no-no...bacterias can't lived in a vacuum space...they need Hidrogen to breath...or Hillium or stuff like that.. :D
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Originally Posted by NoHero
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Mister NoHero...I know real well about 2 dots...but not 3 dots...did the women had evolved their chest??:p ...scary!!!
anyway...the SOAD lyrics...the we-wind-through-a-river-and-wind-again-after-the-fall part is actually wrong...my cerebellum was frozen that day...greeeeen....
//is it my turn yet?...
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don't be silly...don't trust scientists...don't sweat...don't laugh...don't hesitate...just read this pure facts about the penguins...you'll never regret...
penguins is not in bird family...they're actually the family of harpoon...check this out...
harpoon can't fly...so the penguins...
harpoon can't eat...so the dead penguins...
harpoon can kill...so the angry penguins...
harpoon is 7-letter word...so the penguin...
harpoon is a thing...penguins is another thing...
convinced?...hear some more...
penguins is a harmless creatures...you smack 'em, they fart...that's all...
penguins wore tuxedo...nah!...that's silly...they wear dipers...that's why they walk like penguins...
penguins are genius...they lived mostly in Antartica...where Antarticans love to eat them...
penguins hate ducks...they believed that ducks mocked them by imitating their walking style...
2 big bluff of scientists about penguins...
penguins take care their eggs?...NO...the eggs is taken care by penguins...
penguins have 2 genders...NO...they have 3 genders...female penguins, male penguins and egg penguins...
before you can believe in this facts, one more thing you should remember...penguins is not the wicked guy in Batman movies...Batman is the wicked one...he eats bats...a lot of bats...and that is bad..
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Originally Posted by mrRee
penguins hate ducks...they believed that ducks mocked them by imitating their walking style...
:D i thought duck the one hate pinguins..:p
