Xeon's milestones

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Santa Claus will be on his way to visit Ree's home on X'mas night to give him some presents. However, the god Xeon will stop Santa halfway in his tracks and will himself visit Ree. Once inside Ree's home, Xeon is going to pull the pants off the poor fellow and use super-glue to seal his part of the body that gives off the loud stinky body noise. This way, Ree won't be able to perform the "VRaaaAAtt-TAt-taT...'shroom" blaster again. :thumb:

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then you'll have to face the wrath of Taciturn, the God of Odour...that's an insult to him...there's an ancient scroll talking about his power... :p

at the break of dawn, he will awake on his azz..
strenghten by his own blood, releasing his gaz...
behold! that's the power, nobody ever dare to messz..
even the god Odin, can't survive until the last...

stay low, and bow...
stay away, and stray..
don't churn, be prudent...

suffered, tortured, molested...
go against him, and be cursed!...

for whom the bell tolls?...if not for the victim Taciturn had choked...

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Foods? The jail has food. Maybe it's the same as army food, but like army food, it's very nutritious. Cigars? No way. As a good pal, I don't want you to have stinking breath or die younger.

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you call that sloppy meals, nutritious?...even the vultures who prey on rotten meats won't eat them...no cigs? ok then...can I change iPod with cigs? :D:D

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I suggest you do not offend the holy gods above and switch to the following:
http://forums.codeguru.com/

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ok...I take the girl...you take the PHP...I'll have fun... you'll grunt...
come here Vanessa...don't disturb uncle Xeon working with his PHP...:D

From Ree:

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you call that sloppy meals, nutritious?...even the vultures who prey on rotten meats won't eat them...no cigs? ok then...can I change iPod with cigs?

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Nah, no cigs. U're indeed foolish not to want the wild hot iPod. Thus......I've to make the decisions for you. :thumb:

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ok...I take the girl...you take the PHP...I'll have fun... you'll grunt...
come here Vanessa...don't disturb uncle Xeon working with his PHP

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Actually, Vanessa is a young 30-year old hot mom, in the King of Fighters storyline, not a little girl. :ehh::D

Anyway, I take nearly 4 hours to go to and fro, from my workplace everyday. By the time I got home, I get that high-fever feeling. I wonder at this rate, how in the heck am I gonna get past Chapter 3 in my XHTML book. By the time I complete XHTML and go on to PHP, I think World War 4 would have already ended. :rolleyes:

Good day!
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Nah, no cigs. U're indeed foolish not to want the wild hot iPod. Thus......I've to make the decisions for you. :thumb:

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aye...as a prisoner, that's what I get...someone will told us what we need and what we should do...we, prisoner can't make our own decision:D...ok, just hand me the hotty wildy iPod...I'll get cigs from other visitors:p....

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Actually, Vanessa is a young 30-year old hot mom, in the King of Fighters storyline, not a little girl. :ehh::D

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'shroom!...she's looks like 20 or something...nevermind, come here my hot momma...we got better things to do...let this young lad finish his PHP homework alone without disturbance:D...

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Anyway, I take nearly 4 hours to go to and fro, from my workplace everyday. By the time I got home, I get that high-fever feeling. I wonder at this rate, how in the heck am I gonna get past Chapter 3 in my XHTML book. By the time I complete XHTML and go on to PHP, I think World War 4 would have already ended. :rolleyes:

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2 hrs to go and 2 hrs back?!! :eek: ...I thought we can jog around SingaPore in less than 5hrs....
anyway, keep PHPing!! :thumb:...I'll take care Vanessa for you:D....

From Ree:

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'shroom!...she's looks like 20 or something...nevermind, come here my hot momma...we got better things to do...let this young lad finish his PHP homework alone without disturbance

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Why, no problem! I would love to code PHP in an abyssal, silent world. How great that would be. :rolleyes:
And for you and Vanessa, I wouldn't give a darn. All I know is : I won't be paying your hospital bills if she cracks your nose, ribs, collarbone or all three. Think about that, son.

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2 hrs to go and 2 hrs back?!! ...I thought we can jog around SingaPore in less than 5hrs

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Sure, sure.......but who in the world would have enough stamina and endurance, both mental and physical, to join from 1 end of Singapore to the other? Sure, you can ride a bike from one end of my little country to the other in less than 3 hours, but if you take all the twists and turns and gets jammed in the traffic(common in the morning and night), you die. :rolleyes:

Anyway, I'm not called Xeon(aka Him), for nothing : I've just discovered a route that can minimize the distance and travelling time by 3 times!

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anyway, keep PHPing!! ...I'll take care Vanessa for you

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Look at the image below.......you're the guy, and Vanessa's the gal. :D
http://www.norse-myths.com/A-Ramon-1.gif

Good day, gentlemen.
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Why, no problem! I would love to code PHP in an abyssal, silent world. How great that would be. :rolleyes:
And for you and Vanessa, I wouldn't give a darn. All I know is : I won't be paying your hospital bills if she cracks your nose, ribs, collarbone or all three. Think about that, son.

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don't worry 'bout that...she won't...and excuse us if we're making so much noise while you're studying... :D

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Anyway, I'm not called Xeon(aka Him), for nothing : I've just discovered a route that can minimize the distance and travelling time by 3 times!

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good for you....anyway, what's your current job, kid?...

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Look at the image below.......you're the guy, and Vanessa's the gal. :D

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nah!....I won't be like the gooner bloke...I know how to approach a girl....it's not like that bull stampeed:p...

this thread should be rename..."Xeon with a mysterious guy":D...since we're the only posters here...

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don't worry 'bout that...she won't...and excuse us if we're making so much noise while you're studying

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Since you refuse to heed my kind advice and choose to listen to your lust, I've nothing to say. Have you heard the story of a guy, who, after having sex with a girl, found that he wasn't a real man anymore the next morning? :cry::D

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good for you....anyway, what's your current job, kid?

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Well, son......currently, I'm a logistics coordinator and data-entry kind of guy, providing admin support to the rest of the team. Hate this job and is trying to get out of it as soon as possible. Actually, it's not that bad......pretty good, I say.....but I really can't stand office-enviroments, suits, dull-meaningless jobs which I've no passion in, and equally worse.......office hags.
These hags are worse than the dirtiest men you've ever seen. Hags. :mad:

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this thread should be rename..."Xeon with a mysterious guy"...since we're the only posters here

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Seems that this entire forum has become a ghost town, eh? With only 5 real posters in the entire forum, and only 2 posters in this thread. :rolleyes:

Good day!
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Since you refuse to heed my kind advice and choose to listen to your lust, I've nothing to say. Have you heard the story of a guy, who, after having sex with a girl, found that he wasn't a real man anymore the next morning? :cry::D

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Xeon my boy...how's your study, son?...don't worry 'bout us...me and Vanessa having a good time together-gether...and I always make sure all parts of my body still intact:D...

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Well, son......currently, I'm a logistics coordinator and data-entry kind of guy, providing admin support to the rest of the team. Hate this job and is trying to get out of it as soon as possible. Actually, it's not that bad......pretty good, I say.....but I really can't stand office-enviroments, suits, dull-meaningless jobs which I've no passion in, and equally worse.......office hags.
These hags are worse than the dirtiest men you've ever seen. Hags. :mad:

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yup!...been there, done that...I know what your mean...at my internship, that's how I felt...all the danglee-doos are so f me up!...the fug office enviroment that make my intense boredome rocket-high...

my case is not serious like yours 'cause I do progarmming stuffs there....but the office hags who kiss-the-boss'-azz kind of guy makes me want to slash their sacks out and feed them to the vultures!... :mad:

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Seems that this entire forum has become a ghost town, eh?

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couldn't agree more...it's like a post-war city...luckily there're still good 'ol hunks here even though they're become extinct day by day:D...

how's your PHP chunk...going good so far?...

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yup!...been there, done that...I know what your mean...at my internship, that's how I felt...all the danglee-doos are so f me up!...the fug office enviroment that make my intense boredome rocket-high

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Up till now, I quite like the current job. The pay is pretty good for my qualifications(considering that I only finish high-school and drop-out of vocational school).
The pattern for me everyday is the same : go office, type data, lunch, type data, look at watch and time, type data, go toilet, stall for time, look at watch and fug off from office.:D:cool:

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my case is not serious like yours 'cause I do progarmming stuffs there....but the office hags who kiss-the-boss'-azz kind of guy makes me want to slash their sacks out and feed them to the vultures!.

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Actually, I don't care about office hags sucking up to bosses. I'm fine with that. What I can't stand is that they complain about everything under the sun, never bother to wash their undergarments and brush their teeth, and worst of all : keep vberbally abusing(one guy got scolded like a dog), shouting and bossing the guys/males around to show who's in charge.

I really wanna flirt with them, lure them to the top of the building, trick them into thinking that I'm going to be their sex slave, and at the top of the building, I would just push them.......you get the ending. :mad:

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how's your PHP chunk...going good so far?

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Nah, far from it. I'm currently learning XHTML, after which I would go on to JavaScript, and then finally, PHP. Still a long way to go, son. Maybe 2 years from now. :wave:

Say, Ree.......what about your ActionScript and Flash? Did you just started a few weeks ago, like me?

Good day!
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

The pattern for me everyday is the same : go office, type data, lunch, type data, look at watch and time, type data, go toilet, stall for time, look at watch and fug off from office.:D:cool:

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you can work at your home for data entry job you know...kinda online job...all you need is internet connection and of course PC...I don't know in SingaPore if they offer this kind of job...

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Actually, I don't care about office hags sucking up to bosses. I'm fine with that.

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they don't need their balls anymore if their only talent is sucking up to their boss...I don't mind if that isn't involve anyone...they can pretend they're the great employee...but the worse thing is, they make you do their job because they're so busy nursing the boss...it'll be great if we have a boss that ignore this nonsense activities.... :mad:

and to wear formal dress, I rather naked than have to wear all those scary formal suit:D...

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I really wanna flirt with them, lure them to the top of the building, trick them into thinking that I'm going to be their sex slave, and at the top of the building, I would just push them.......you get the ending. :mad:

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no..I don't get it....do they fall of the building and broke some teeth or they fight back :rolleyes::D ...

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Nah, far from it. I'm currently learning XHTML, after which I would go on to JavaScript, and then finally, PHP. Still a long way to go, son. Maybe 2 years from now. :wave:

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keep it up....in the next 2 years, I'll shoot you if you haven't master yet those tricks:D...

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Say, Ree.......what about your ActionScript and Flash? Did you just started a few weeks ago, like me?

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I started with motion tween, designing some cool button,etc at Jun or July I think...but I only started Actionscript for about 1 1/2 months ago:D..

From Ree:

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you can work at your home for data entry job you know...kinda online job...all you need is internet connection and of course PC...I don't know in SingaPore if they offer this kind of job.

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Yes, we have them here, but the company I'm working for is a large company, and they don't have such stuff. Besides, I wouldn't wanna use my precious PC as a silly data-entry machine. What if it over-heats and gets burned?
Besides, at the office, I can make full use of their facilities, like free coffee, free water, free PC, free Internet connection and free everything. :cool:

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and to wear formal dress, I rather naked than have to wear all those scary formal suit

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Everytime I see men in suits or long-sleeve business shirts(with or without ties), I would feel very disgusted. And females in office attire........I just wanna tell them to get a life. :rolleyes:

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no..I don't get it....do they fall of the building and broke some teeth or they fight back

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Silly goon!
Xeon : Never seen a prettier girl than you, Jane!(although in actual fact, you're worse than a total beast)
Office Hag(Jane) : Oh really?
Xeon : Of course! Com'on......we're now at the top of this 65-storey building. You stand in front and I'll stand behind you, at the edge of the building over there, just like Leonardo and Kate Winslet in Titantic.(can't wait to push you down)
Office Hag(Jane) : Oh sure!
Both stands at the edge, and Xeon did his stuff. Good-bye, Ma'am. I salute ye'. :cool:

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keep it up....in the next 2 years, I'll shoot you if you haven't master yet those tricks

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In 2 years time, we'll meet at Mount Everest and fight the duel of all duels, the war to end all wars : Xeon's trademark PHP(PHP Heretic Palm VS. mrRee's heaven-defying Flash ActionScript). :thumb:

Good day!
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Besides, at the office, I can make full use of their facilities, like free coffee, free water, free PC, free Internet connection and free everything. :cool:

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yeah...yeah....but the most interesting part is meeting with new people...even if we met with annoying person, still that's interesting...we can screw their world:D....

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Everytime I see men in suits or long-sleeve business shirts(with or without ties), I would feel very disgusted. And females in office attire........I just wanna tell them to get a life. :rolleyes:

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those people can be categorized :D :
a) proudly wear those fake suits
b) have to wear but will try not wear them...
c) don't care...

for 'b' dudes, "that's sux, man :p"... for 'c' guy, "ok! fine"...but for 'a' kind of guy, I'll say, fug capitalist!...

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In 2 years time, we'll meet at Mount Everest and fight the duel of all duels, the war to end all wars : Xeon's trademark PHP(PHP Heretic Palm VS. mrRee's heaven-defying Flash ActionScript). :thumb:

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deal!...I'll not hesitate to use my ultimate power, "hidden script of Flashing Action"... :eek:

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but the most interesting part is meeting with new people...even if we met with annoying person, still that's interesting...we can screw their world

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Err......I wonder how you can screw-fug their world upside-down. Maybe you can impart a few pointers to me.:thumb:

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deal!...I'll not hesitate to use my ultimate power, "hidden script of Flashing Action"

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1st January 2008, 12 noon, Peak of Mount Everest!

Good day,
Xeon.

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Err......I wonder how you can screw-fug their world upside-down. Maybe you can impart a few pointers to me.:thumb:

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there's no right way to screw their world:D...if you annoyed with a mosquito, you don't burn your whole house to get rid of it, right?...just like riding a wild bull...to stay on top of it, just feel and follow the move :rolleyes:...
but if you can see, they've some patent there...they're usually weak against their own venoms ;)...'nuff said..just ignore them...that'll be better:D...

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1st January 2008, 12 noon, Peak of Mount Everest!

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check!...the mount will tremble under my feet:D...

From Ree:

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check!...the mount will tremble under my feet

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Bah! I'll let my art do the talking(the file size is 200 KB, so pull down your pants and wait) :

http://www.norse-myths.com/Dream-Match.jpg

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Good day, son.
Xeon. :cool::D

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Originally Posted by Xeon

Bah! I'll let my art do the talking(the file size is 200 KB, so pull down your pants and wait) :

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Do you draw all those graphics you post yourself?