Here's some more humour from the classified ads:-
Set of mixing bowls. Specially designed for cooks with rounded bottoms for efficient beating.
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Here's some more humour from the classified ads:-
Set of mixing bowls. Specially designed for cooks with rounded bottoms for efficient beating.
Goldfish for sale. Bring a suitable bag or bucket. Don’t just plan on sticking it in your pocket.
Antique desk. Suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Have your ears pierced today and get an extra pair to take home too.
2006 Suzuki 1000 motorbike. Quick sale needed because it was purchased without proper consent of the wife. Apparently, “do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought.
And the following four adverts which appeared on consecutive days in a Calcutta newspaper – each one hopelessly trying to correct the previous days’ mistakes:-
MONDAY: For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.
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TUESDAY: Notice: We apologise for our error in Vishanth's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 98407 16581 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."
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WEDNESDAY: Notice: Vishanth has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of an error we made in the classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: "For sale - Vishanth has a sewing machine for sale; Cheap. Phone 98407 16581 after 7PM and ask for Mrs. Mani who loves with him.
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THURSDAY: Notice: I, Vishanth, have no sewing machine for sale. Sewing machine has been completely smashed. Don't call 98407 16581 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she has now quit!
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Mark Lottering
I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Mark Lottering
"Dance like nobody is watching.... Pray that nobody is ..."
"Do you speak many languages?"
"Well, I can scream for mercy in about twenty, and just scream in several more..."
These aren't aimed at anyone! ;)
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race ¿
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support ¿
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.
Here's one from a billboard for A beding store called "Sofa King".. Read the following out loud, (but don't shout it..)
"Our prices are Sofa King Low!" ...